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losglatzos

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Date Signed Up:1/04/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#2 - Looks like he ****** the wrong bitch.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Don't stick your dick in crazy +7
#11 - cactaur (01/11/2016) [-]
He's about to fuck her again...in court, no less.
#169 - thegreentornado (01/12/2016) [-]
The Defense is ready, your honour!
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#154 - stealingbikes (01/12/2016) [-]
One can only hope
#64 - It was on "Pro7" (Germany) last Sunday at 10pm A… 01/10/2016 on from attack on the block 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Frozen 0
#2 - bluemagebrilly (01/10/2016) [-]
#1 - Well they also saw the end of the world before we did.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Dolphin +3
#6 - mcdiddlypoo (01/10/2016) [-]
nah, man. That's Hitchhiker's Guide
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#8 - iloveburzum (01/10/2016) [-]
Oh you motherfucker!

Haha.
#9 - mcdiddlypoo (01/10/2016) [-]
you still win, seeing as you weren't a dumbass and replied to the actual comment, unlike me
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#10 - iloveburzum (01/10/2016) [-]
gg, will play again.
#4 - merrrione (01/10/2016) [-]
is this fantasia? arent those whales?
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#7 - iloveburzum (01/10/2016) [-]
No, its hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, and those are dolphins.
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#15 - shumdek (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, dolphins are whales, so he's not wrong.
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#19 - iloveburzum (01/10/2016) [-]
You sick bastard, I'd never have sex with a whale.
#5 - This move was Stone cold .... 01/09/2016 on Wrestling at its finest +4
#5 - Mommy seems to have the weirdest boner.... 01/09/2016 on I got the weirdest boner 0
#1 - Saw this movie 3 Days ago for the first time. Laughed…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on from attack on the block +28
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#23 - FunnyShlt (01/10/2016) [-]
Where did you watch it? I'm trying to find it and coming up with nothing
#99 - headhunternl (01/10/2016) [-]
#75 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
They play it on SYFY in america all the time
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#64 - losglatzos (01/10/2016) [-]
It was on "Pro7" (Germany) last Sunday at 10pm
Alternatively follow the suggestion of Killingalice - and go to Canada.
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#29 - killingalice (01/10/2016) [-]
It's on Canada's Netflix if you can do the tunneling thing (or just live in Canada)
#2 - Potato-related 01/04/2016 on Come on every other vegetable 0
#2 - This post is FJ in one Picture. Thanks OP 12/23/2015 on FO4 toilet paper is the... +9
#12 - So... as there is no real good answer, i´m afraid i have to d… 12/16/2015 on Beer-Gift for Christmas 0
#8 - Quite accurate. Thanks bro 12/15/2015 on New Jesus 0
#5 - ANON = nope 12/15/2015 on Beer-Gift for Christmas 0
#2 - Der Versuch ist gut..... ich wart aber noch bis morgen Abend  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on Beer-Gift for Christmas 0
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#4 - solidderking (12/15/2015) [-]
wart ruhig bis morgen, möglicherweise gibts ja jemanden der es mehr verdient als ich
im gegensatz zu den meisten anderen kann ich mir ja auch selber schnell Deutsches bier kaufen
#6 - But i have it...i really didn´t want to use it....  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2015 on New Jesus 0
#7 - lmOldGreg (12/15/2015) [-]
>tfw someone posts an image you didn't want to use
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#8 - losglatzos (12/15/2015) [-]
Quite accurate. Thanks bro
#4 - I didn´t want to post this....  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2015 on New Jesus 0
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#5 - foodyquest (12/15/2015) [-]
but you can have it for the future
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#6 - losglatzos (12/15/2015) [-]
But i have it...i really didn´t want to use it....
#7 - lmOldGreg (12/15/2015) [-]
>tfw someone posts an image you didn't want to use
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#8 - losglatzos (12/15/2015) [-]
Quite accurate. Thanks bro
#2 - I´ve never seen such clear ice.... seems to be frozen in a sh…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/15/2015 on New Jesus 0
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#14 - myfourthaccount (12/16/2015) [-]
it's quite the opposite actually. Rapid freezing causes formation of ice crystals, which would result in the ice not being transparent. This took a long ass time to freeze to be that clear
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#11 - gilliam (12/15/2015) [-]
Actually, i believe the opposite is true, clear ice is made by freezing it slowly, otherwise the changes in size and pressures building up in the ice cause cracks before the ice can completely set. Also, when they make clear ice they boil the water first to remove the CO2 and oxigen dissolved in the water, that wil also make it foggy. So maybe it's a very still standing lake.
#3 - foodyquest (12/15/2015) [-]
here you go
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#4 - losglatzos (12/15/2015) [-]
I didn´t want to post this....
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#5 - foodyquest (12/15/2015) [-]
but you can have it for the future
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#6 - losglatzos (12/15/2015) [-]
But i have it...i really didn´t want to use it....
#7 - lmOldGreg (12/15/2015) [-]
>tfw someone posts an image you didn't want to use
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#8 - losglatzos (12/15/2015) [-]
Quite accurate. Thanks bro
#2 - ferrum unum hominem --- at his best 12/15/2015 on I have been waiting for this!! 0
#3 - Why the **** does this bitch looks like the mother of chappie?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Uncanny valley +12
#8 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
cuz it is Yolandi Visser, Die Antwoord
#4 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
Same woman, some south african who makes music, hair and crazy attitude because of stipulation in music contract.z
#5 - i never thought, that other people want to know this too.... …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2015 on 3 seashells +11
#29 - erenated (12/13/2015) [-]
Then you need to wipe your ass though
#67 - slickey (12/13/2015) [-]
Also..the seashells would most definitely clog the shitter
#6 - Picture 12/12/2015 on Train Until Your Hair Falls... +1
#10 - Picture 12/12/2015 on looks legit +3
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on straight up murdered in... +277
#49 - orangebudd (12/07/2015) [-]
#4 - Picture 12/05/2015 on here comes another shitpost +1
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#4 - Picture 12/05/2015 on lift +2

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User avatar #15 - posttwo (05/01/2013) [-]
Are you here
User avatar #16 to #15 - losglatzos (05/01/2013) [-]
like u are
User avatar #17 to #16 - posttwo (05/01/2013) [-]
Can you use you dis0libdfdso it
User avatar #18 to #17 - losglatzos (05/01/2013) [-]
i´m not sure what u really trying to tell me.

i´m sorry i don´t speak klingon.
User avatar #19 to #18 - posttwo (05/01/2013) [-]
poop
User avatar #20 to #19 - losglatzos (05/01/2013) [-]
hmmm i understand. u mean something similar to **** .
User avatar #21 to #20 - posttwo (05/01/2013) [-]
YEs
User avatar #22 to #21 - losglatzos (05/01/2013) [-]
that´s the point. i´m german. u are a mother-language-english. i say stuff like:
hmmm i understand. u mean something similar to **** .
u say stuff like:
Can you use you dis0libdfdso it

i don´t know what´s wrong
User avatar #23 to #22 - posttwo (05/01/2013) [-]
u say stuff like:
Can you use you dis0libdfdso it
User avatar #24 to #23 - losglatzos (05/01/2013) [-]
and again:

never become a brony.
User avatar #25 to #24 - posttwo (05/01/2013) [-]
YEs
User avatar #26 to #25 - losglatzos (05/01/2013) [-]
i´d love to stay but i gotta get up in 5 hours. have a nice evening, morning, what ever. cya
User avatar #27 to #26 - posttwo (05/01/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #28 to #27 - losglatzos (05/01/2013) [-]
aaaaand again. 3 letters. bronies no good en lingua.
User avatar #29 to #28 - posttwo (05/01/2013) [-]
I love you, I really do.
User avatar #31 to #30 - posttwo (05/02/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #8 - wickkles (05/01/2013) [-]
You're a silly man.
User avatar #9 to #8 - losglatzos (05/01/2013) [-]
i don´t like bronies.
#11 to #9 - wickkles (05/01/2013) [-]
Good for you! =]
Good for you! =]
User avatar #12 to #11 - losglatzos (05/01/2013) [-]
i think so too
User avatar #7 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (05/01/2013) [-]
Man, what is wrong with you?
User avatar #10 to #7 - losglatzos (05/01/2013) [-]
i don´t like bronies.
User avatar #13 to #10 - worldatarms ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Seems fair
User avatar #14 to #13 - losglatzos (05/01/2013) [-]
i guess so
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