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Date Signed Up:12/21/2011
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#159 - Don't get me wrong, I was loling when the "She gon die&qu… 11/07/2012 on Summary of FJ Lately +1
#507 - I shall! And when that day occurs I will also say "Oh, va…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/07/2012 on So. Many. Mentions. +1
#509 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Excellent, excellent! Also, I made this for you.
#513 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#514 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
#515 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#516 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
So you're saying you don't want to do this?
#517 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#518 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
#519 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#520 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Is it going to be via stabbing? Oh and yes that is the same chick.
#521 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#522 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Spooning to death sounds pleasant, as long as you like the other person.
#523 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
Ohohohh... They don't have to.
#537 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Let's hear it for our accomplishment!
#546 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
With this I am now off to go run a couple bitches over in a scooter.

Good day/night/something.
#526 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
We filled up the reply limit down below!
#535 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
Successful day then.
#524 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Yes, yes I did.
#525 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
That's it. Rapeathon. We're making it happen.
#46 - I um... I could never make that thing fire once I ended up usi…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Flood Insurance 0
User avatar #85 - Jackimole (11/07/2012) [-]
That's how I killed the human reaper.
#72 - fuckmyoldaccount (11/07/2012) [-]
You hold the trigger button until things explode. Thats all there is to it.
#99 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
IT'S LIKE MICHEAL BAY MADE THAT THING!
User avatar #76 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
Imma go try that right now.
#505 - Pretty much, yeah.  [+] (20 new replies) 11/07/2012 on So. Many. Mentions. 0
User avatar #506 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Keep your hopes up!
User avatar #507 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
I shall! And when that day occurs I will also say "Oh, vatra says hello and demands yours virgins."
#509 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Excellent, excellent! Also, I made this for you.
#513 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#514 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
#515 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#516 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
So you're saying you don't want to do this?
#517 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#518 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
#519 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#520 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Is it going to be via stabbing? Oh and yes that is the same chick.
#521 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#522 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Spooning to death sounds pleasant, as long as you like the other person.
#523 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
Ohohohh... They don't have to.
#537 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Let's hear it for our accomplishment!
#546 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
With this I am now off to go run a couple bitches over in a scooter.

Good day/night/something.
#526 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
We filled up the reply limit down below!
#535 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
Successful day then.
#524 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Yes, yes I did.
#525 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
That's it. Rapeathon. We're making it happen.
#43 - Kroga please, use the sniper rifle that shoots spears if you w…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Flood Insurance +1
User avatar #53 - holycrapimacupcake (11/07/2012) [-]
Tali! I the only one who found her to be fucking adorable?
#67 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
NOPE.
User avatar #83 - holycrapimacupcake (11/07/2012) [-]
Are you the very definition of a scientist salarian?
#92 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
I am the very model of a scientist salarian
i've studied species turian, asari and batarian

I'm quite good at genetics
as subset of biology
because i am an expert
which i know is a tautologyyyy

My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian
I am the very model of a scientist salariaaaahannnn.


*Clears throat*
User avatar #93 - holycrapimacupcake (11/07/2012) [-]
Well done Mordin. Well done.
#45 - fuckmyoldaccount (11/07/2012) [-]
Fuck your fancy needle gun, I might as well bring the Nuke Launcher
#89 - fnerkfnerk (11/07/2012) [-]
Toots the Unicorn. Checkmate.
#46 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
I um... I could never make that thing fire once I ended up using it as a melee weapon to beat people to death with.
User avatar #85 - Jackimole (11/07/2012) [-]
That's how I killed the human reaper.
#72 - fuckmyoldaccount (11/07/2012) [-]
You hold the trigger button until things explode. Thats all there is to it.
#99 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
IT'S LIKE MICHEAL BAY MADE THAT THING!
User avatar #76 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
Imma go try that right now.
#501 - Yeah, but imagine the person's surprise they forget to space l…  [+] (22 new replies) 11/07/2012 on So. Many. Mentions. +1
User avatar #504 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
And I'm guessing that has yet to happen, huh?
User avatar #505 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
Pretty much, yeah.
User avatar #506 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Keep your hopes up!
User avatar #507 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
I shall! And when that day occurs I will also say "Oh, vatra says hello and demands yours virgins."
#509 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Excellent, excellent! Also, I made this for you.
#513 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#514 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
#515 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#516 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
So you're saying you don't want to do this?
#517 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#518 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
#519 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#520 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Is it going to be via stabbing? Oh and yes that is the same chick.
#521 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#522 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Spooning to death sounds pleasant, as long as you like the other person.
#523 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
Ohohohh... They don't have to.
#537 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Let's hear it for our accomplishment!
#546 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
With this I am now off to go run a couple bitches over in a scooter.

Good day/night/something.
#526 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
We filled up the reply limit down below!
#535 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
Successful day then.
#524 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Yes, yes I did.
#525 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
That's it. Rapeathon. We're making it happen.
#493 - Not sure it's bad or good to not know that feel.  [+] (26 new replies) 11/07/2012 on So. Many. Mentions. 0
User avatar #498 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
The fuck? The only way you would know that feel is if the there is some sort of muffin cult and your name is what they all pray to.
User avatar #511 - bun (11/07/2012) [-]
Bread cult*
#512 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Fair enough!
User avatar #501 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, but imagine the person's surprise they forget to space lord muffin and I respond out of no where like "Sup yall? Gimme yo flour!"
User avatar #504 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
And I'm guessing that has yet to happen, huh?
User avatar #505 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
Pretty much, yeah.
User avatar #506 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Keep your hopes up!
User avatar #507 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
I shall! And when that day occurs I will also say "Oh, vatra says hello and demands yours virgins."
#509 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Excellent, excellent! Also, I made this for you.
#513 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#514 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
#515 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#516 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
So you're saying you don't want to do this?
#517 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#518 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
#519 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#520 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Is it going to be via stabbing? Oh and yes that is the same chick.
#521 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
#522 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Spooning to death sounds pleasant, as long as you like the other person.
#523 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
Ohohohh... They don't have to.
#537 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Let's hear it for our accomplishment!
#546 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
With this I am now off to go run a couple bitches over in a scooter.

Good day/night/something.
#526 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
We filled up the reply limit down below!
#535 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
Successful day then.
#524 - vatra (11/07/2012) [-]
Yes, yes I did.
#525 - lordmuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
That's it. Rapeathon. We're making it happen.
#263 - Picture 11/07/2012 on Bronyian +5
#149 - Umad because you can't beat any of the ship missions. 11/04/2012 on Assaisans Creed 3 +1
#146 - MFW You're able to command a ******* ship and go … 11/04/2012 on Assaisans Creed 3 +7
#210 - And I shall be your giant mutant sidekick that'll just kill ev…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2012 on Good Guy Vasilli 0
#211 - pencilartist (11/04/2012) [-]
I'm cool with all of that, as long as you stop taking all of my fucking XP.

And don't forget to constantly tell me that we're unsafe here, and that we should be mindful.
#77 - Not sure if it's just me being tired, but it looked like the b… 11/04/2012 on nice grind- WAIT WHAT?! 0
#154 - You know they'll never admit it openly. ME3 basicly gave no co… 11/04/2012 on Gaming Fact 0
#236 - Great, now the memories of my cat Batman are flooding back out… 11/04/2012 on Death of Nyan Cat +5
#141 - **** , all I understood from it was that the ball …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Gaming Fact 0
User avatar #150 - vorrundenaus (11/04/2012) [-]
I'm just so fucking done man I've devoted my life to series like this and ME, they could never do any wrong in my eyes, threw all my money at them, learned every last bit of the story, the ME comics, the shitty AC spinoff games, every last bit I wanted it all. And I can't even be rewarded with a fucking half mediocre ending (I'm looking at you conduit 2) I have to watch as my series falls flat on it's face in the last hurdle, and this is just a fucking insult.

It's like ME and AC were running a hurdle race and ME takes off way ahead then right their it's fucking flawless it couldn't fail, it jumps that last hurdle it only need to get it's toes over the hurdle and then it fucking falls flat on it's face and shits it's pants, so what does AC do? It jumps the same fucking hurdle and falls face first into ME's shit.

Well that's it for me on this one too I'm not buying a single piece of fucking content they release not until they suck it up admit their obvious fuck up and fix this shit. So bio and ubi can get their shit together and maybe I can forgive this massive insult.
#154 - lordmuffin (11/04/2012) [-]
You know they'll never admit it openly. ME3 basicly gave no cost to most of their DLC as their way of saying "We fucked up majorly" (Minus levithan and the added content for the ending, which made no god damn difference and was a waste of memory space and money.)

ME3's ending caused the biggest shitstorm I've seen so far. We'll have to see how other people react to AC3 when a few days pass.

The only story I could actually like that didn't fail me was the Halo series for the fact I am blindly ignoring the possible flaws and will lie to myself that it's awesome if some nonsensical shit arises. Thus far I have not been forced to do either.



<MFW after realizing another great franchise just choked itself to death with the gold necklace given to it by the people.
#61 - MFW Links 11/04/2012 on help me /b/ +21
#133 - ***** I'm a berry picker. 11/04/2012 on The future is black +3
#132 - Personally I find it hilarious he got ahold of one ball (The a…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Gaming Fact -1
User avatar #140 - vorrundenaus (11/04/2012) [-]
Specific spoiler alert for anyone else

But honestly I just don't get it, we can assume the ball Desmond touched held Juno right? While the rest of the first civ tried to stop the apocalypse she was trying to survive it after they found out they thought they dealt with her but she must have stored herself in the ball. But how does this save the world? If her very existence can save the world how come she didn't save the world the first time it happened, it makes no sense, the ball did not hold any technology or power it just held Juno.

And I mean why the fuck would anyone release her it was fucking obvious she was not only evil but basically fucking insane, if those emails from her weren't proof enough the interactions about the things they tried and her dying husband (which she obviously blamed humanity for) are certainly all the proof I need. There is not a true fan of Mass Effect who does not prefer the destroy ending over the rest, and given the chance I would have let the world burn before I ever fucking released that bitch, and it's obvious enough her plan does not benefit humanity especially after watching her walk over your corpse laughing.

And here's something after that ending the rest of the games make no fucking sense, why in the fuck would Minerva and Tinia lead Desmond to that temple if they did not want Juno released? Their motivations make no sense, "Desmond we want you to save humanity by doing something that we actually don't want you to do." and you can't say that they didn't know Juno was in their because they found out about Juno's plan back during their time, so they knew the device that was in that temple was the thing Juno was working on which was not for saving the world only herself.

Sure maybe they didn't know Juno succeeded, they thought they stopped her but hey knew the device was not for saving the world, and why didn't Juno try to lead Conner he could have sailed to Rome and found the apple and done the whole thing sooner.
User avatar #141 - lordmuffin (11/04/2012) [-]
Shit, all I understood from it was that the ball WAS meant to save the planet, but then juno got in, corrupted that shit, and basicly went all

"Yay, desmond's here, I shall now nearly kill him, bore and confuse the fuck out of him with holograms while he opens various doorways and have his dad nearly killed, while also getting him to use the apple to kill abstergo staff with and the apple, somehow making it that the god damn police don't follow them or any other military or eyewitnesses to get him out. And then get him to kill himself after having a bitchfight with Minerva!"
User avatar #150 - vorrundenaus (11/04/2012) [-]
I'm just so fucking done man I've devoted my life to series like this and ME, they could never do any wrong in my eyes, threw all my money at them, learned every last bit of the story, the ME comics, the shitty AC spinoff games, every last bit I wanted it all. And I can't even be rewarded with a fucking half mediocre ending (I'm looking at you conduit 2) I have to watch as my series falls flat on it's face in the last hurdle, and this is just a fucking insult.

It's like ME and AC were running a hurdle race and ME takes off way ahead then right their it's fucking flawless it couldn't fail, it jumps that last hurdle it only need to get it's toes over the hurdle and then it fucking falls flat on it's face and shits it's pants, so what does AC do? It jumps the same fucking hurdle and falls face first into ME's shit.

Well that's it for me on this one too I'm not buying a single piece of fucking content they release not until they suck it up admit their obvious fuck up and fix this shit. So bio and ubi can get their shit together and maybe I can forgive this massive insult.
#154 - lordmuffin (11/04/2012) [-]
You know they'll never admit it openly. ME3 basicly gave no cost to most of their DLC as their way of saying "We fucked up majorly" (Minus levithan and the added content for the ending, which made no god damn difference and was a waste of memory space and money.)

ME3's ending caused the biggest shitstorm I've seen so far. We'll have to see how other people react to AC3 when a few days pass.

The only story I could actually like that didn't fail me was the Halo series for the fact I am blindly ignoring the possible flaws and will lie to myself that it's awesome if some nonsensical shit arises. Thus far I have not been forced to do either.



<MFW after realizing another great franchise just choked itself to death with the gold necklace given to it by the people.
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#170 - Don't even try to jinx it. 10/31/2012 on Star Wars Episode 7 -1
#138 - Yes. 10/31/2012 on Gay Test 0
#65 - What if I thumb them up? What then? 10/31/2012 on First date +1
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#9 - thumbwhale (04/08/2012) [-]
THIS IS A REMINDER!!!!!
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Smelly, brown, chicken eating, jew loving ****** .
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Good to make someone happy :D
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