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Date Signed Up:8/08/2013
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    Rollin' Rollin'
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    Fud pls Fud pls
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    No-one told me! No-one told me!
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    TFW no sequel TFW no sequel
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    Jesus Wept Jesus Wept
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#24 - Ye gods, whatever's in that bottle looks delicious  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Femishits +4
User avatar #88 - thinkwithportals (11/18/2014) [-]
red gatorade?
User avatar #40 - Einsty (11/17/2014) [-]
Concentrated kool aid.
#52 - That's not something I know of. Besides, I don't think the cou… 11/08/2014 on Jesus Wept 0
#50 - But they're not customers where I work - I work for a local co…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Jesus Wept 0
User avatar #51 - samoaspider (11/08/2014) [-]
wait, you work for goverment? aren't they supposed to upgrade their tech every 5 years? (our local council has a basement full with fuckton of old yet working mice/keyboards)
User avatar #52 - lordmaddie (11/08/2014) [-]
That's not something I know of. Besides, I don't think the councils in England really count as the government.
#46 - I wouldn't worry about it, if you are. Finding GCSEs/A-levels …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on Jesus Wept +1
User avatar #47 - themilkisdead (11/08/2014) [-]
Well thanks but I've actually been wanting to go to University for quite some time. But I understand it's not for everyone.
#44 - We're on a tight budget. Our line manager only just gave us pe…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Jesus Wept +1
#49 - samoaspider (11/08/2014) [-]
nah, sometimes the costumers should simply buy a new keyboard.
I see every day people sell used (working) keyboards with 2-3€ while cleaning it would probably cost more (unless its some sort of expensive or simply laptop keyboard)

**side note - never clean keyboards with vodka. it worked once for me but 2nd time it destroyed the laptop's keyboard. (someone told me it vaporizes fast enough so testing it on old laptop felt like a good idea at the time)
User avatar #50 - lordmaddie (11/08/2014) [-]
But they're not customers where I work - I work for a local council. No-one buys their own thing, either they get their department to buy equipment, or IT buys it. They scream bloody murder figuratively if we even so much as suggest that their department should buy any equipment ever. Since we don't have enough money to give everyone a new whatever whenever they like, we have to go to rather extreme lengths to revive what they already have.
User avatar #51 - samoaspider (11/08/2014) [-]
wait, you work for goverment? aren't they supposed to upgrade their tech every 5 years? (our local council has a basement full with fuckton of old yet working mice/keyboards)
User avatar #52 - lordmaddie (11/08/2014) [-]
That's not something I know of. Besides, I don't think the councils in England really count as the government.
#21 - Are keyboards really so expensive where you live? I would've g…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on Jesus Wept 0
User avatar #55 - datblkkid (11/09/2014) [-]
oh, i bought a keyboard roughly a week after the incident, but I really did not want to lug it around everywhere I go.
I mostly use my keyboard when I have to do papers or play games that don't allow copy-paste
#20 - Ok, I live in England, so I'm going to be describing the Engli…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Jesus Wept +3
User avatar #45 - themilkisdead (11/08/2014) [-]
I actually found GCSEs really difficult, but I'm currently doing A-Levels. I like it, but it is really difficult as well. Sixth Form is very hard.
User avatar #46 - lordmaddie (11/08/2014) [-]
I wouldn't worry about it, if you are. Finding GCSEs/A-levels difficult really only means you're bad at tests and stuff.
No-one gives a fuck about your GCSEs after A-level (GCSEs expire after 5 years anyway), and no-one gives a fuck about A-levels after you get some other qualifications or work experience.
Uni imo is a waste of time, and I really think most people shouldn't bother with it. Apprenticeships are quite good, because you get a fancy bit of paper that employers like and some work experience. Get as much work experience as you can, you'll look so much better to employers (also, moneymoneymoney).
User avatar #47 - themilkisdead (11/08/2014) [-]
Well thanks but I've actually been wanting to go to University for quite some time. But I understand it's not for everyone.
User avatar #30 - mczolen (11/08/2014) [-]
Thank you very much for replying
#29 - angelusprimus (11/08/2014) [-]
Don't have to go to uni to be a sysadmin either. Just do all the Cisco levels, costs far less and you can do it while working.
#10 - no  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Jesus Wept +167
#14 - arkanios (11/08/2014) [-]
I haven't even known you for longer than a few minutes and I already like you.
#7 - Ye gods. 11/07/2014 on Jesus Wept +3
#5 - Perhaps the worst thing about this is that those aren't even …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Jesus Wept +2
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (11/07/2014) [-]
idk some people do pretty disgusting shit to their homes

ive known a couple cleaning ladies who refused to work for indian clients because alot of them turned out to be disgusting fuckers who shit while they take showers and just try pushing it down the drains and end up clogging them and calling for cleaners to come unblock it for them
User avatar #7 - lordmaddie (11/07/2014) [-]
Ye gods.
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#26 - Hitcher (10/22/2014) [-]
ur comics r cute
ur comics r cute
User avatar #27 to #26 - lordmaddie (10/23/2014) [-]
ur cute
User avatar #25 - andranadu ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
oooh you're back
nice
#20 - andranadu ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
I got bored and made this.   
Do whatever you want with it.
I got bored and made this.
Do whatever you want with it.
User avatar #21 to #20 - lordmaddie (01/20/2014) [-]
You are an amazing human being.
User avatar #22 to #21 - andranadu ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
Aww, you really think that?
User avatar #23 to #22 - lordmaddie (01/20/2014) [-]
Yes. All the negative comment I get are worth it for people like you.
User avatar #25 to #23 - andranadu ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
Awesome! You made it your avatar!
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User avatar #24 to #23 - andranadu ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
I always love your stuff. Keep it up ;)
User avatar #18 to #17 - lordmaddie (01/19/2014) [-]
>///> oh you silly sausage
User avatar #19 to #18 - irwincardozo (01/19/2014) [-]
no you silly sausage
#14 - minionofdolan (01/17/2014) [-]
hi maddie
User avatar #15 to #14 - lordmaddie (01/17/2014) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #13 - nevermentioned (01/17/2014) [-]
I think I'd enjoy meeting you but I never leave my room/house. Plus meeting people is for the birds.
User avatar #10 - aherorising ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
both fj and the world needs more people like you
User avatar #11 to #10 - hisokafromlol (01/17/2014) [-]
True dat.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lordmaddie (01/15/2014) [-]
Thanks, but I don't really want coloured text. I'm posting here because I like drawing comics and want to help the site, and because I like the feedback. I don't think I comment enough to justify coloured text, so I'd rather it went to someone who'd enjoy it more.
User avatar #8 to #7 - tridaak (01/15/2014) [-]
But you can't transfer colored text to someone else, you're simply giving up the chance of having colored text.
You can also switch from colored to white text whenever...
#5 - tridaak (01/15/2014) [-]
Good job on all your content. I feel you'll do good here.
Good job on all your content. I feel you'll do good here.
User avatar #4 - andranadu ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
You came at a good time. Keep doing what you're doing and people will love you.
User avatar #12 to #4 - hisokafromlol (01/17/2014) [-]
we already love her.
User avatar #3 - lenecroskullfuck (01/14/2014) [-]
Keep up the good work!
#2 - catabm (01/14/2014) [-]
admin is right . I'm sure that if you keep posting you'll get a lot of positive responses.
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