You sound MuhamMAD

Wasn't my message clear enough? Stop ******* posting already you fat cringeworthy **** .

Make me

Sir, that picture is **** and i can as a swede take legal actions against you.

Why can't you be more tolerant towards my culture? Just do as you do with muslims and ******* ; give me money and leave me alone.

I already go there for like two times a year to buy liquer.

You can't do that, alcohol offends your Muslim overlords.

Well, i tried to ask my imam if it was halal but he was too busy ******* goats and fondling little boys on the balls so i just asked allah myself but he didnt answer so i took the initiative with my own hands.

Good choice and fast delivery.
Thanks.

No thank you, I am not into people with Tourettes.

**** you jew

I will still not have intercourse with you, Jew or not.

shut up ****** ur mom is gay

Now we are up to 7 words in one comment, one of the words even has 2 syllables!
You sure are improving fast!

For the next one I want you to aim for at least 8 words, including one adverb and a verb with a minimum of 3 syllables.

Dear lordlolland,

I love you so much.

Yours truly - forever and always,

Bee

And I did what you saw?

You didnt have to do it sonny.

Danish sour-dough rye bread is best bread.

Are you implying that I am baked?

Is it some kind of sport to randomly post insults on profile?
Because if so, that was at most a 3.8 in creativity, but the bad spelling earns you a 7.0 technical score.

It wasn't an insult, I like you. I was just clearly stating that you're gay.

What have I done to offend now?
Or is it just in general?

YOUR FACE

FIX IT

On a picture of my face, please mark the offending parts with red circles and I shall look into it.

I am afraid you have me confused with my old friend and arch-nemesis ********** .

I haven't confused **** .

You're dead to me.

Go suck a black Muslim cock, shouldn't be too hard to find in Sweden Sultanate of New Somalia.

lol i am goint to danepiss just this monday to buy cheap SWEDISH beer, and while im at it i will also **** on your streets and smash the teeth out of ******** children with a brännbollträ, if you know what that is you filthy ******* danish subhuman piece of **** . and then im going to lolland and look for the weakest most spineless piece of **** i find (which are practically all ********* ) and kick his ******* ass because thats probably you, you danish ************* nonswedish scum.




kill yourself

>swedish beer

We have water too, and it's free

You have a lot of bottled up anger, properly because you aren't you allowed to drink beer or eat pork or stand up pissing...
Must be awful living in a state run by racemixers, Muslims and feminists.

well i dont live in ******** like yourself so i dont really have to deal with that you inbred ********

Du er så nuttet når du er vred.

Thank you, I am glad to know I am not the only one finding it funny.

Actually had to fire up the game and recreate the scene because I was unhappy with my manual recolouring of the image.

makes me wanna fire it up on my PC, I love playing as France, Russia, and **** . My favorite maps are City Under Siege, May Day, No Rest for the Wicked, and Ocean Side. All of them have oil derricks ;D

We use carrier pigeons to contact people with internet on Sjælland, they then conduct our internet business for us.
Those pigeons are numbered, its called an Internet Pigeon number, or IP for short.

so that's why there's so many ******* pigeons in KBH, you sneaky *****

Yep, the speckled one that nearly shat on you the other day was the one carrying the message that Admin de-modded me.

wel fuk u then

u wot m8?

how i speek u land

I can't teach you Lollandic, it has to be in your heart... And in your liver since so many of us Lolliks are drunks.

More sexual favours than you can possibly imagine.