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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/exterminatuss/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: TF2, stuff
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:4/20/2014
Location:a basement
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#697 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
ms paint skills off the charts.
#699 to #698 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
This here is an important question, why do I have an errection?
#694 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is how mad you are
User avatar #695 to #694 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
why would I be mad?
#696 to #695 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
because of the rolling
User avatar #693 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
*ties you to your bed and hires you out to all FJ'ers at $5 a pop*
#692 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
hi.
#691 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
oh LordGeneral
User avatar #690 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled comment #314 ** :
Ok, I know I'm anon but this might be a bit harsh if your mum is dead.. If so sorry for your loss.

I'm posting this because I doubt I will be back to check


this is LordGenerals new catchphrase
#687 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Whoever says ''Bots are not for real League players'' and ''If you play bots, you're a ********
Obviously never played Ultra Rapid fire in Co-op vs. AI. We almost lost.
User avatar #688 to #687 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
luxbot.
User avatar #689 to #688 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
wut?
#674 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Look at this sexy son of a bitch right in the middle of the comments.
User avatar #675 to #674 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
wat
#676 to #675 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Here's help.
User avatar #677 to #676 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
oh. kay.
User avatar #679 to #678 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
I have steam. I'm good.
User avatar #680 to #679 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
But... But... Playfire has bitches.
User avatar #681 to #680 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
do I honestly need bitches, dehnoobshow. do I.
#682 to #681 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Well that escalated quickly.
User avatar #683 to #682 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
ah yes, the infamous "taping someone up in a duct tape cocoon, accidentally getting two miscellaneous objects stuck in its sticky grip" maneuver
User avatar #684 to #683 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
My favorite pass-time on PF is to see how everything escalates quickly on posts girls make.
User avatar #685 to #684 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
sounds pathetic fun
User avatar #654 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
dehnoobshow has the worst timing. he replied to my old status just as I was changing it.
#656 to #654 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Sometimes bad timing can be good. Like in sex, for example.
User avatar #657 to #656 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
please weigh in on my current status
#658 to #657 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
What do you expect me to do?
This?
User avatar #659 to #658 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
he wasn't on funnyjunk, or the internet, sadly
User avatar #661 to #660 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
***** , but the positions full. sadly, might be losing one today.
#662 to #661 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
MFW   
Anyways, Question is:   
Are they flexible?
MFW
Anyways, Question is:
Are they flexible?
User avatar #663 to #662 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
they're an only child from a somewhat wealthy christian family.
#664 to #663 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
I too play the King of Porn City series.
I too play the King of Porn City series.
User avatar #665 to #664 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
wat.
User avatar #666 to #665 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Plot from one of them
She comes from a Wealthy Christian Family. Blackmailing them is easy. Now. They're off to shoot a Teenage IMPREGNATION!
And then the game begins.
User avatar #667 to #666 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
sounds hot, but this one's male.
#668 to #667 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Is he... Is he a 						*****					?   
A Male Loli?
Is he... Is he a ***** ?
A Male Loli?
User avatar #669 to #668 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
I know what a ***** is, and he is.
#670 to #669 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Alrighty then.
Alrighty then.
User avatar #671 to #670 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
but yes, apparently I'm not allowed to order about my pets.
User avatar #672 to #671 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
You can if they are consensual.
Unless I'm thinking of something else, which could be explained by the fact I'm a Masochist.
User avatar #673 to #672 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
they're consensual to the relationship.
User avatar #645 - folkflunky (03/29/2014) [-]
I think you're the only man in the world that ever heared "First of all" coming from a woman, followed up with something good.
User avatar #646 to #645 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
it helps when I get to hit them when they talk back, and they thank me
User avatar #647 to #646 - folkflunky (03/29/2014) [-]
Let me see if I understood: If they talk back, you hit them, and they thank you?
User avatar #648 to #647 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
sex slaves.
User avatar #649 to #648 - folkflunky (03/29/2014) [-]
I realized already. I've been through so much pain that I can't really bring it to bed. But I do have a good resistance to it.
User avatar #643 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
*noogies, wedgies and wet willys LordGeneral*
User avatar #644 to #643 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
'kay
User avatar #595 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
I bet u hav sex with ur pets, faget
User avatar #596 to #595 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
yep. anyway, what brings you to my profile?
#598 to #596 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
You mentioned you were red thumbed for mentioning your "pets", I wanted to see the red.
User avatar #600 to #598 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
I deleted the original comment but could probably find the thread.
#602 to #600 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
I already saw it
I already saw it
User avatar #603 to #602 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
what are your thoughts on it?
#610 to #603 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
As long as they are consenting and you let them back out at any time, it's alright. It's just a little bit weird and erotic
User avatar #611 to #610 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
seems like you've got the right idea on the situation. a few of them have sought me out, believe it or not
#614 to #611 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Just wondering, do they live with you or do they come over?
User avatar #615 to #614 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
two currently living with me, two projected to move in within a few months, another two projected to in about two years, one that's trying to graduate college first, and one that is a city away and trying to get a job first
#621 to #615 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
What happens at your house? Are they like roomates with benefits? Or are they live in maids? Do they wear a uniform, or just whatever? Who is the one to make the first move, your "pets," you, or both? Do you ever get tired of it? Are you in love with any of them?
User avatar #624 to #621 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
let's take this one at a time:
what happens at your house?
Normal, day to day life.
Are they like roomates with benefits, or are they live in maids?
closer to the former. They're part of a relationship with me. I give the orders, dole out reward and punishment, direct workflow (inb4 like a boss)
Do they wear a uniform, or just whatever?
it's funny you ask that, as a while back they all decided that they'd choose their own uniforms, so yes, they kind of do.
Who is the one that makes the first love, your 'pets', you, or both?
well, if a pet wants attention, they're welcome to come to me for some lovey dovey time or even a quick **** , but they've got no qualms about me coming by and tossing them onto the nearest surface to have my way with them.
are you in love with any of them?
why the **** would I ever be in a relationship this intimate with people I'm not in love with?
#634 to #624 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Are they like actual slaves? of course they gave consent but I mean like do you practically own them
What punishments and rewards do you give? Why do you punish them?
Do they have outside jobs?
Is there on that you prefer over the others?
P.s. sorry for all the questions
User avatar #636 to #634 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Are they alike actual slaves?
The reason I call them pets and not slaves is because I treat them with care and respect, but still keep a firm hold on the household issues. I plan on getting around to drafting up legal contracts this fall to make everything official. At that time, they'll be the closest things to actual slaves as this government (american) will allow

What punishments and rewards do you give?
A reward can be, depending on the pet, anything from a date to a ******** . Punishment varies as well, depending on the pets tastes and psyche. I can't exactly punish a masochist with ********* , obviously.

Why do you punish them?
I don't have many rules, but I still have rules. Most of the rules are easy to follow, and are easily overlooked. Pets tend to break them accidentally or on purpose to get punished.

Is there one that you prefer over the others?
The short answer is no. The long answer is that they each have things I absolutely adore over the others, and each have lax qualities. One is very good when it comes to calming me down and relaxing me, the other is very good at helping me organize myself. They are each my favorites in one way or the other, but none of them really have my favor more than the others. Admittedly, there is a pecking order for when I'm not around. The most dependable is at the top, as he/she is capable of relaying my orders more concisely

You're fine, by the way. I don't mind one bit
User avatar #641 to #636 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Do you get pleasure from hurting yourself or not?
Have you ever or thought of switching roles?
Do you like to hurt your pets for the sexual release or is it just the enjoyment of hurting others?
How did you discover you were a sadist?
User avatar #642 to #641 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Do you get pleasure from hurting yourself or not?
My pleasure comes from causing controlled amounts of pain in others, not myself.

Have you ever thought of switching roles?
Hahahahagoodone

Do you like to hurt your pets for the sexual release or is it just the enjoyment of hurting others?
The reason I hurt them is because I enjoy hurting others. the reason they let me hurt them is because of the sexual release. hope that cleared that part up a little.

How did you discover you were a sadist?
I used to get into a lot of fights when I was a little kid. I'd never start any but I would always sit there and play with the guy once he was on the ground. About nine years ago I met another guy who actually liked it when I did that. We got into a wonderful friendship.
#650 to #642 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I forgot to say thank you for answering my questions.
Oh yeah, I forgot to say thank you for answering my questions.
User avatar #651 to #650 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
curious as to why you asked htem, though
#652 to #651 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
It... uh different
User avatar #653 to #652 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
ah, I see
User avatar #594 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
"Interests: Deep anal"

Well **** .
User avatar #627 to #594 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
very rarely do I have things in my ass
User avatar #628 to #627 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Well I had come to a point in which I was willing to do anything to take a **** .
User avatar #629 to #628 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
this conversation will be wild from start to finish, I take it
User avatar #630 to #629 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Now you're starting to get it.

I swear to God it had become bedrock.
User avatar #632 to #631 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Never had I been in so much pain. I've been stabbed, shot, ran over, but that was too much.
User avatar #633 to #632 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
I hope you know I don't particularly enjoy hearing about bowel movements
User avatar #635 to #633 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
You should've clarified. Sorry.
User avatar #638 to #635 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
anyway...
User avatar #639 to #638 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Dunno, take this as an apology I guess: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM
User avatar #597 to #594 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
hi?
User avatar #599 to #597 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Don't ask how I ended here because neither do I know.
User avatar #601 to #599 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
make yourself at home
User avatar #604 to #601 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Also, hold this.

www.shadbase.com/bonerlands2-skaggy-style/ NSFW

Don't tell the mods.
User avatar #605 to #604 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
nice, I guess. I have that saved
User avatar #606 to #605 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
I just recently found out about Shadbase.

This place is ****** up.
User avatar #607 to #606 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
not that I'm complaining, but what brought this on?
User avatar #608 to #607 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #609 to #608 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
it's just kind of an odd way to start a conversation: baselessly sending someone **********
User avatar #612 to #609 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
I thought it was appropriate with someone whose interests are deep anal. No offense meant with this, of course.
User avatar #613 to #612 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
while I do like anal, that was meant as a joke. I really don't mind, as I do like ********** , but most people aren't I
User avatar #616 to #613 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Can you really blame me for thinking it was serious in this website?
User avatar #617 to #616 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
this is funnyjunk, the place for comedy, but I see your point.
User avatar #618 to #617 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
I met a guy in here that got a whole Magma Drake up his ass. Don't ask.
User avatar #619 to #618 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
a what?
User avatar #620 to #619 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
i.imgur.com/qQrUxgZ.jpg

I don't want to get b& so just open this.
User avatar #622 to #620 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
well then
User avatar #623 to #622 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Yep, that whole thing, up his ass.
I don't even.
User avatar #625 to #623 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
sounds painful and dangerous
User avatar #626 to #625 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Don't ask me, I never shoved anything up my ass, except for two or three times, but it was all a medical issue.
#593 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Tramp-Stamp Butterfly **
if lordgeneral was a superhero this would be his power
User avatar #592 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-iq9GiyXg0
That last video though....
User avatar #568 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
*deletes all LordGenerals porn off his pc and permablocks his pc from all porn websites*
#571 to #568 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
I'd just go back to making my own with my pets
User avatar #575 to #573 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
>pets
>ani- oh way, normal people

noooo, I mean people who submit themselves in every possible way to me and call me master
#576 to #575 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
SlothGeneral is of rape
SlothGeneral is of rape
#577 to #576 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
I don't rape people, actually...
User avatar #578 to #577 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
thats right
you call it a struggle snuggle
User avatar #579 to #578 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
actually, I don't... I do get rough with my girls, but I loathe rape. anyone who forces someone to do something they don't want to do for their pleasure alone is sick.
User avatar #580 to #579 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
so more of the 'wearing tight leather and ******** them"
User avatar #581 to #580 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
more of a 'living together with all of them and instructing them, as they consent and enjoy it'?
User avatar #582 to #581 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
LordGeneral the Dominator?
User avatar #585 to #582 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
don't roll. especially not on my profile.
#586 to #585 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
< lordgeneral when people roll
#587 to #586 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
mfw I see people rolling
#588 to #587 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
LordGenerals home:

where theres so much evil even the pets hate everything
#589 to #588 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
I don't have any animals...
User avatar #590 to #589 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
so just a bunch of horny girls everywhere?
User avatar #591 to #590 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
seven girls and three boys, myself not included
User avatar #583 to #582 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
I prefer the term 'master', but yes
User avatar #561 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
smilingmountain come hither
User avatar #565 to #561 - smilingmountain (03/18/2014) [-]
You rang?
User avatar #566 to #565 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
path of exile.
steam.
play it.
highly recommended
User avatar #558 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
kitarierose do you have a steam?
User avatar #559 to #558 - kitarierose (03/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, why?
User avatar #557 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
phanact, y u so gae

on another note, do you have a booty steam?
User avatar #569 to #557 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Phanact - Brony
Brony - Gay

simple logic
User avatar #570 to #569 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Lordgeneral - brony
brony - plain old gay
lordgeneral - god damn wonderful flaming pansexual *********

your math is flawed
User avatar #572 to #570 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
LordGeneral - points at random things and says "i will **** that"
#574 to #572 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #550 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
*************** , konradkurze come here
User avatar #554 to #550 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
why you didnt use your manners and say please
User avatar #556 to #554 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
gay.

do you have a steam?
User avatar #562 to #556 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
yeah but not on it much
User avatar #564 to #563 - TheSnakeShitter (03/18/2014) [-]
I already added you, my tag on there is fastvaughn2548
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