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tfw dehnoobshow officially became my newest pet the other daycomment
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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:7/23/2014
Location:a basement
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Content Ranking:#242
Comment Ranking:#1104
Highest Content Rank:#243
Highest Comment Rank:#530
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Content Level Progress: 53.8% (538/1000)
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/starryraffle

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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#879 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
I like flooding your profile.
Nothing can stop me.
User avatar #880 to #879 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I got it back
#875 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
MFW flooding your profile.
MFW flooding your profile.
#867 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Monday. I get to be Reunited with my beloved internet at some point today.
#866 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
MFW Recent pictures allows me to post pictures on my phone.
#868 to #866 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/16/2014) [-]
>not having a reaction folder on your phone
How can you be this casual?
#869 to #868 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
>Having HTC Windows 8 phone.   
>"Select File Manually" doesn't work on websites.   
0/10 Learn to Mobile.
>Having HTC Windows 8 phone.
>"Select File Manually" doesn't work on websites.
0/10 Learn to Mobile.
#870 to #869 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/16/2014) [-]
>windows phone   
HTC One Master Race
>windows phone
HTC One Master Race
#871 to #870 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Almost a year ago, HTC W8P was the most recent version. And was "The Master Race".
I sure as hell ain't selling a perfectly functioning phone just to keep up with the latest tech.
#872 to #871 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/16/2014) [-]
Thge HTC one released last year.
Thge HTC one released last year.
#873 to #872 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
I had other things to do, so I may have my dates off.   
May I point out I'm a poorfag, I ain't got the money to buy newer shit.
I had other things to do, so I may have my dates off.
May I point out I'm a poorfag, I ain't got the money to buy newer shit.
User avatar #874 to #873 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/16/2014) [-]
why don't you buy more money?
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #862 to #861 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Assassin? I like to think of myself more like a Nightingale.

Also, 117 champions in LoL. The Main character of Halo is Master Chief John 117. Coincidence? I think not.
User avatar #863 to #862 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
FUCK! I forgot to mention 9/11 after I said planes go high.
User avatar #864 to #863 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't like 9/11 jokes. They're just plane wrong.
#858 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
tfw the candy was a lie
User avatar #878 to #858 - dndxplain (07/16/2014) [-]
nevermind. geiger counter
User avatar #877 to #858 - dndxplain (07/16/2014) [-]
you still need to sauce this for me
User avatar #859 to #858 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
...

sauce
User avatar #860 to #859 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm on my phone, sadly, I can not search and deliver sauce. Best I can do in such short notice is rub salsa sauce all over my body.
#849 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
For the last few minutes, I've been searching for proof of Jinx's sexuality, I find no evidence of either up to now. I'm still missing some website though.
User avatar #850 to #849 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
indeed
User avatar #851 to #850 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
But the "According to a Reddit AMA, Jinx wants to hug Ziggs. Ziggs, however, is quite terrified of Jinx." fact is kinda amusing.
User avatar #852 to #851 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
well, hugging != shagging.

I saw a few riot official forums... can't remember where
#853 to #852 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
I was just stating a rather random fact about Jinx, not sure what you were trying to do with "!=" but k.   
Anyways, I looked at her official page and still find no mention what so ever, so from now on, I settle on Bisexual.
I was just stating a rather random fact about Jinx, not sure what you were trying to do with "!=" but k.
Anyways, I looked at her official page and still find no mention what so ever, so from now on, I settle on Bisexual.
User avatar #854 to #853 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
!= means "does not equal"
User avatar #855 to #854 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
=/= would make more sense.
User avatar #856 to #855 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
!= is used in programming.
User avatar #857 to #856 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
≠ is used in maths.

it's interesting how during an argument, we digress.
#838 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I cropped three things.
#842 to #841 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
You can use this.
I'm sure about it..
Now every time you use the Jimmies image, I can only thing that someone chopped off your dick. Congrats.
#843 to #842 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I just thought it fit since jimmy is short for james
#844 to #843 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
My actual full name is James-Emmanuel.
But you can only use the full name to tell me when I'm really in deep shit.
#845 to #844 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
>:I I'm upset with you
#847 to #845 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I sure do love the pimp whip.
#846 to #845 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Just sayin'
The only shortening you need is James.
And I do not know why, I find Zoey extremely hot.
#839 to #838 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
This too.
#840 to #839 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
And obviously...
#819 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Such foreshadowing.
User avatar #820 to #819 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I don't speak frogsniffer
User avatar #821 to #820 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
"Je parlerais toujours en francais" means "I will always speak in french"
I just spoke in english.
User avatar #822 to #821 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
neat.
#823 to #822 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
It's not.   
It's really not.
It's not.
It's really not.
#818 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Knowing you already saw this content, this will be relevant one day.
Knowing you already saw this content, this will be relevant one day.
User avatar #881 to #818 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
looks like you were right.
#816 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I edited a thing.
User avatar #817 to #816 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
.-. I worry about you. I really do.
#824 to #817 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Since I have no interest in spamming your profile with my bullshit,
This comment will do.
I really love this image. I don't know why.
#825 to #824 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
it's our relationship in a nutshell
#826 to #825 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I'd confess, when we met, I didn't expect to get confused about my sexuality half way in.   
 No pun intended.
I'd confess, when we met, I didn't expect to get confused about my sexuality half way in.
No pun intended.
#827 to #826 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Evidently, I do this to a lot of people.
crazylance can testify.
User avatar #848 to #827 - crazylance (07/03/2014) [-]
Hey hey, I was bi before we met,
you just dropped the brick that sealed my sexuality in that state.
#828 to #827 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I mean, the first thing you said on my profile is, and I quote:   
" 'Interests: Rape'   
you and I are going to get along nicely."
I mean, the first thing you said on my profile is, and I quote:
" 'Interests: Rape'
you and I are going to get along nicely."
#829 to #828 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
you know it's true though
you know it's true though
#830 to #829 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, you weren't wrong.   
It was just an unexpected  yet oddly satisfying  turn of events.
Well, you weren't wrong.
It was just an unexpected yet oddly satisfying turn of events.
#831 to #830 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #833 to #831 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Also, warn me if I'm being too gay so I can lay off the gayness for a while.
#834 to #833 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
>mfw you think it's possible to be too gay
#835 to #834 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
MFW I just started questioning my sexuality so I don't know the limits of my new powers.
MFW I just started questioning my sexuality so I don't know the limits of my new powers.
User avatar #836 to #835 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I think we need some professional advice.
sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #837 to #836 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes, sparkyoneonetwo fellow.
Teach me the way of the gay.
#832 to #831 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#807 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know why I made this.
User avatar #808 to #807 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
it's what you'll be saying tonight hun
#814 to #808 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
This is my new TF2 spray.
User avatar #815 to #814 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
lovely
#809 to #808 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Possibly.
User avatar #810 to #809 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
tfw I want to play with you
but you don't have risk of rain.
I'm not even saying enter the raffle.
buy it for all I care but it's a damn good game and I want to play it with friends ;w;
User avatar #811 to #810 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
tfw I wanted to play No More Room In Hell with people
tfw No one in my friends play it so I deleted it.
User avatar #812 to #811 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
same
#813 to #812 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Dwarves Children scare me the most.
#772 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I came in your dishwasher.
I came in your dishwasher.
#797 to #796 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Good.
Good.
User avatar #798 to #797 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
no dick for you
#799 to #798 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Worth it.
Worth it.
User avatar #800 to #799 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
rip campin creeper, he could have been my pet kitten
#801 to #800 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Who the fuck fucks their kitten?

pic unrelated.
User avatar #773 to #772 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Don't let her father find out
#774 to #773 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
So that's why when I was running away I was getting shot at.
So that's why when I was running away I was getting shot at.
User avatar #775 to #774 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
anyway, raffle update. Each slot costs one reclaim metal now instead of one refined and it's a choice between Portal (classic) and Risk of Rain
User avatar #776 to #775 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I already have Portal for Xbox 360.
If It were Portal 2, I'd jump right in.
User avatar #777 to #776 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
well shit.
User avatar #778 to #777 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
There's some games that I want to have. And with everything, I decide to wait until they are there.
User avatar #779 to #778 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
any recommendations for raffles?
User avatar #780 to #779 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
All I can offer right now is those I'd go for:
-Terraria (Probably already did. But I wasn't there)
-Brink (I already have it for Xbox, but it's a very good game. And who knows? With mods, things might be epic.)
Those are what I think for now. I hear Terraria is really cheap due to steam sales, but since I'm such a fucking faggot, I have no money.
User avatar #781 to #780 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I will suggest it
#782 to #781 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I know you will bby
I know you will bby
#786 to #784 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Aw, they didn't do Evelynn.
Aw, they didn't do Evelynn.
User avatar #787 to #786 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
they did elise
#788 to #787 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Fuck Elise.
Evelynn the Widowmaker master race.
#789 to #788 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Gladly.
#790 to #789 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
PlentaKill feat. Rachelle Lum - Illusionist (Aqua - Candyman LoL Parody) PLK Have I ever told you I have Arachnophobia?

Anyways, Elise can't even cloak.
User avatar #791 to #790 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Elise don't need a cloak. also, you're a wussy then.

that's only part 1, you know...
I mean, the one I sent
#792 to #791 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
You're talking to the guy who needs someone to Co-op horror games.
Of course I'm a pussy.
User avatar #794 to #792 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
oh, and terrarria was added to this raffle.
User avatar #793 to #792 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Spiders are love. spiders are life.
#795 to #793 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Spiders are the fucking spawn of Satan.
User avatar #783 to #782 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Terraria is up next
#785 to #783 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Naturally.
It's like. 3$.
User avatar #770 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #740 to #739 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
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