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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:7/11/2014
Location:a basement
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/starryraffle

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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #862 to #861 - dehnoobshow (2 hours ago) [-]
Assassin? I like to think of myself more like a Nightingale.

Also, 117 champions in LoL. The Main character of Halo is Master Chief John 117. Coincidence? I think not.
User avatar #863 to #862 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
**** ! I forgot to mention 9/11 after I said planes go high.
User avatar #864 to #863 - dehnoobshow (1 hour ago) [-]
I don't like 9/11 jokes. They're just plane wrong.
#858 - dehnoobshow (07/07/2014) [-]
tfw the candy was a lie
User avatar #859 to #858 - lordgeneral (07/07/2014) [-]
...

sauce
User avatar #860 to #859 - dehnoobshow (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm on my phone, sadly, I can not search and deliver sauce. Best I can do in such short notice is rub salsa sauce all over my body.
#849 - dehnoobshow (07/06/2014) [-]
For the last few minutes, I've been searching for proof of Jinx's sexuality, I find no evidence of either up to now. I'm still missing some website though.
User avatar #850 to #849 - lordgeneral (07/06/2014) [-]
indeed
User avatar #851 to #850 - dehnoobshow (07/06/2014) [-]
But the "According to a Reddit AMA, Jinx wants to hug Ziggs. Ziggs, however, is quite terrified of Jinx." fact is kinda amusing.
User avatar #852 to #851 - lordgeneral (07/06/2014) [-]
well, hugging != shagging.

I saw a few riot official forums... can't remember where
#853 to #852 - dehnoobshow (07/06/2014) [-]
I was just stating a rather random fact about Jinx, not sure what you were trying to do with "!=" but k.   
Anyways, I looked at her official page and still find no mention what so ever, so from now on, I settle on Bisexual.
I was just stating a rather random fact about Jinx, not sure what you were trying to do with "!=" but k.
Anyways, I looked at her official page and still find no mention what so ever, so from now on, I settle on Bisexual.
User avatar #854 to #853 - lordgeneral (07/06/2014) [-]
!= means "does not equal"
User avatar #855 to #854 - dehnoobshow (07/06/2014) [-]
=/= would make more sense.
User avatar #856 to #855 - lordgeneral (07/06/2014) [-]
!= is used in programming.
User avatar #857 to #856 - dehnoobshow (07/06/2014) [-]
≠ is used in maths.

it's interesting how during an argument, we digress.
#838 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
I cropped three things.
#842 to #841 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
You can use this.
I'm sure about it..
Now every time you use the Jimmies image, I can only thing that someone chopped off your dick. Congrats.
#843 to #842 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I just thought it fit since jimmy is short for james
#844 to #843 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
My actual full name is James-Emmanuel.
But you can only use the full name to tell me when I'm really in deep **** .
#845 to #844 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
>:I I'm upset with you
#847 to #845 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
I sure do love the pimp whip.
#846 to #845 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
Just sayin'
The only shortening you need is James.
And I do not know why, I find Zoey extremely hot.
#840 to #839 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
And obviously...
#819 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Such foreshadowing.
User avatar #820 to #819 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
I don't speak frogsniffer
User avatar #821 to #820 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
"Je parlerais toujours en francais" means "I will always speak in french"
I just spoke in english.
User avatar #822 to #821 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
neat.
#823 to #822 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
It's not.   
It's really not.
It's not.
It's really not.
#818 - dehnoobshow (06/27/2014) [-]
Knowing you already saw this content, this will be relevant one day.
Knowing you already saw this content, this will be relevant one day.
#816 - dehnoobshow (06/25/2014) [-]
I edited a thing.
User avatar #817 to #816 - lordgeneral (06/25/2014) [-]
.-. I worry about you. I really do.
#824 to #817 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
Since I have no interest in spamming your profile with my ******** ,
This comment will do.
I really love this image. I don't know why.
#825 to #824 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
it's our relationship in a nutshell
#826 to #825 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
I'd confess, when we met, I didn't expect to get confused about my sexuality half way in.   
 No pun intended.
I'd confess, when we met, I didn't expect to get confused about my sexuality half way in.
No pun intended.
#827 to #826 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
Evidently, I do this to a lot of people.
crazylance can testify.
User avatar #848 to #827 - crazylance (07/03/2014) [-]
Hey hey, I was bi before we met,
you just dropped the brick that sealed my sexuality in that state.
#828 to #827 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
I mean, the first thing you said on my profile is, and I quote:   
" 'Interests: Rape'   
you and I are going to get along nicely."
I mean, the first thing you said on my profile is, and I quote:
" 'Interests: Rape'
you and I are going to get along nicely."
#829 to #828 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
you know it's true though
you know it's true though
#830 to #829 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, you weren't wrong.   
It was just an unexpected  yet oddly satisfying  turn of events.
Well, you weren't wrong.
It was just an unexpected yet oddly satisfying turn of events.
User avatar #833 to #831 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
Also, warn me if I'm being too gay so I can lay off the gayness for a while.
#834 to #833 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
>mfw you think it's possible to be too gay
#835 to #834 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
MFW I just started questioning my sexuality so I don't know the limits of my new powers.
MFW I just started questioning my sexuality so I don't know the limits of my new powers.
User avatar #836 to #835 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
I think we need some professional advice.
sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #837 to #836 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes, sparkyoneonetwo fellow.
Teach me the way of the gay.
#807 - dehnoobshow (06/24/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know why I made this.
User avatar #808 to #807 - lordgeneral (06/24/2014) [-]
it's what you'll be saying tonight hun
#814 to #808 - dehnoobshow (06/24/2014) [-]
This is my new TF2 spray.
User avatar #815 to #814 - lordgeneral (06/24/2014) [-]
lovely
User avatar #810 to #809 - lordgeneral (06/24/2014) [-]
tfw I want to play with you
but you don't have risk of rain.
I'm not even saying enter the raffle.
buy it for all I care but it's a damn good game and I want to play it with friends ;w;
User avatar #811 to #810 - dehnoobshow (06/24/2014) [-]
tfw I wanted to play No More Room In Hell with people
tfw No one in my friends play it so I deleted it.
#813 to #812 - dehnoobshow (06/24/2014) [-]
Dwarves Children scare me the most.
#772 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
I came in your dishwasher.
I came in your dishwasher.
#797 to #796 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Good.
Good.
User avatar #798 to #797 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
no dick for you
#799 to #798 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Worth it.
Worth it.
User avatar #800 to #799 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
rip campin creeper, he could have been my pet kitten
#801 to #800 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Who the **** ***** their kitten?

pic unrelated.
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User avatar #802 to #801 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
This image was flagged 06/22/2014
#803 to #802 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Last I checked I had a penis.
kek
User avatar #804 to #803 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
you have two other holes
User avatar #805 to #804 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Point taken.
User avatar #773 to #772 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
Don't let her father find out
#774 to #773 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
So that's why when I was running away I was getting shot at.
So that's why when I was running away I was getting shot at.
User avatar #775 to #774 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
anyway, raffle update. Each slot costs one reclaim metal now instead of one refined and it's a choice between Portal (classic) and Risk of Rain
User avatar #776 to #775 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
I already have Portal for Xbox 360.
If It were Portal 2, I'd jump right in.
User avatar #778 to #777 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
There's some games that I want to have. And with everything, I decide to wait until they are there.
User avatar #779 to #778 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
any recommendations for raffles?
User avatar #780 to #779 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
All I can offer right now is those I'd go for:
-Terraria (Probably already did. But I wasn't there)
-Brink (I already have it for Xbox, but it's a very good game. And who knows? With mods, things might be epic.)
Those are what I think for now. I hear Terraria is really cheap due to steam sales, but since I'm such a ******* ****** , I have no money.
User avatar #781 to #780 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
I will suggest it
#782 to #781 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
I know you will bby
I know you will bby
#786 to #784 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Aw, they didn't do Evelynn.
Aw, they didn't do Evelynn.
User avatar #787 to #786 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
they did elise
#788 to #787 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
**** Elise.
Evelynn the Widowmaker master race.
#790 to #789 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
PlentaKill feat. Rachelle Lum - Illusionist (Aqua - Candyman LoL Parody) PLK Have I ever told you I have Arachnophobia?

Anyways, Elise can't even cloak.
User avatar #791 to #790 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
Elise don't need a cloak. also, you're a wussy then.

that's only part 1, you know...
I mean, the one I sent
#792 to #791 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
You're talking to the guy who needs someone to Co-op horror games.
Of course I'm a ***** .
User avatar #794 to #792 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
oh, and terrarria was added to this raffle.
User avatar #793 to #792 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
Spiders are love. spiders are life.
#795 to #793 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Spiders are the ******* spawn of Satan.
User avatar #783 to #782 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
Terraria is up next
#785 to #783 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Naturally.
It's like. 3$.
User avatar #770 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
#732 - dehnoobshow (06/05/2014) [-]
Hover your mouse over the image, or click.
User avatar #734 to #733 - dehnoobshow (06/05/2014) [-]
I like how you don't even question how a loli is ok with rape.
User avatar #735 to #734 - lordgeneral (06/05/2014) [-]
in the immortal words of samuel L. Blackson " ***** , that's just anotha tuesday"
User avatar #727 - dehnoobshow (05/22/2014) [-]
I quit that last game for important reasons. Unrelated entirely from any game ever.
tl;dr, it ended up with me seriously considering smashing my eagle statue on my mother's head.
User avatar #728 to #727 - dehnoobshow (05/22/2014) [-]
And I do not want to hear it. Or I will hunt you down and ****** you.
User avatar #729 to #728 - lordgeneral (05/22/2014) [-]
uh..? it wasn't that big of a deal?
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