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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:7/31/2014
Location:a basement
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Content Ranking:#248
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Highest Content Rank:#242
Highest Comment Rank:#530
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
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#28 - named after the character from baka no test who identified… 07/03/2014 on I'm is 0
#1469 - **lordgeneral rolled image ** bring it on 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds +1
#992815 - I understand completely 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#992814 - also, feel free to add me on steam through my funnyjunk profile 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#992811 - my gift to you  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992812 - thisiskevinhanian (07/03/2014) [-]
I could have gotten refined D:
User avatar #992814 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
also, feel free to add me on steam through my funnyjunk profile
#992809 - I don't suppose you'd be surprised if I told you that I'… 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#992804 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #992805 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
Hi.
I'm totally not stalking you.
User avatar #992809 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I don't suppose you'd be surprised if I told you that I'm used to stalkers?
also, I have a video for you on steam
#992803 - you can always sell duplicates and buy the ones you don't have…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992808 - thisiskevinhanian (07/03/2014) [-]
I had a foil demoman one for a bit, sold it for 65 cents
User avatar #992811 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
scrapbank.me/prices/
my gift to you
User avatar #992812 - thisiskevinhanian (07/03/2014) [-]
I could have gotten refined D:
User avatar #992814 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
also, feel free to add me on steam through my funnyjunk profile
#992798 - found teh casul  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +3
User avatar #992800 - thundagawd (07/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #992804 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #992805 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
Hi.
I'm totally not stalking you.
User avatar #992809 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I don't suppose you'd be surprised if I told you that I'm used to stalkers?
also, I have a video for you on steam
#992797 - Skullgirls was a shit tier game  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... -3
User avatar #992863 - awesomedewd (07/03/2014) [-]
is*
#992794 - I'm willing to trade you something for one of those sets  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992813 - Darianvincent (07/03/2014) [-]
I'm going to hold onto these for a while sorry
User avatar #992815 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I understand completely
#992791 - the higher level you are in steam the more you unlock profile …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992799 - thisiskevinhanian (07/03/2014) [-]
oh, so it is actually useful!


I'll stop selling them
User avatar #992803 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
you can always sell duplicates and buy the ones you don't have. that's what I do. or just trade them. if you're into tf2 trading you can also buy them with metal, et cetera.
just remember that most badges go up to five levels
User avatar #992808 - thisiskevinhanian (07/03/2014) [-]
I had a foil demoman one for a bit, sold it for 65 cents
User avatar #992811 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
scrapbank.me/prices/
my gift to you
User avatar #992812 - thisiskevinhanian (07/03/2014) [-]
I could have gotten refined D:
User avatar #992814 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
also, feel free to add me on steam through my funnyjunk profile
#992780 - I know a massive percentage of outposters who do tf2 trading f…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992782 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
outpost usually has everybody selling for much higher and buying for much lower hoping for a quick buck. backpack.tf prices work as a general standard, or at least are much better than your retarded "spirits for a key" offer.
#992777 - is a >price voting site< that has multiple entries for t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992778 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
most people on outpost used backpack.tf prices, and outpost is fucking huge.
User avatar #992780 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I know a massive percentage of outposters who do tf2 trading for real profit that refuse to use backpack.tf because a lot of the prices get fixed. the price voting on that site is broken.
User avatar #992782 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
outpost usually has everybody selling for much higher and buying for much lower hoping for a quick buck. backpack.tf prices work as a general standard, or at least are much better than your retarded "spirits for a key" offer.
#992775 - oblooterator: currently in voting for between one key or seven…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992776 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
On backpack.tf spirits is 4ref and in the voting for much lower and obolooterator is 7ref and falling, with people trading at these prices. Nobody gonna take your trade at this rate.
User avatar #992777 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
Backpack.tf is a >price voting site< that has multiple entries for the same item. there's one entry for a rust flamethrower mk.1 that's trying to get six buds.
User avatar #992778 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
most people on outpost used backpack.tf prices, and outpost is fucking huge.
User avatar #992780 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I know a massive percentage of outposters who do tf2 trading for real profit that refuse to use backpack.tf because a lot of the prices get fixed. the price voting on that site is broken.
User avatar #992782 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
outpost usually has everybody selling for much higher and buying for much lower hoping for a quick buck. backpack.tf prices work as a general standard, or at least are much better than your retarded "spirits for a key" offer.
#992770 - evidently you don't trade  [+] (7 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992771 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
check backpack.tf real quick for me, then tell me that a key is a fair price
User avatar #992775 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
oblooterator: currently in voting for between one key or seven refined, leaning towards one key. trade.tf says its current lowest sell is one key and four refined.

spent well spirits. currently in voting for half a key. trade.tf says its current lowest sell is half a key.
User avatar #992776 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
On backpack.tf spirits is 4ref and in the voting for much lower and obolooterator is 7ref and falling, with people trading at these prices. Nobody gonna take your trade at this rate.
User avatar #992777 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
Backpack.tf is a >price voting site< that has multiple entries for the same item. there's one entry for a rust flamethrower mk.1 that's trying to get six buds.
User avatar #992778 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
most people on outpost used backpack.tf prices, and outpost is fucking huge.
User avatar #992780 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I know a massive percentage of outposters who do tf2 trading for real profit that refuse to use backpack.tf because a lot of the prices get fixed. the price voting on that site is broken.
User avatar #992782 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
outpost usually has everybody selling for much higher and buying for much lower hoping for a quick buck. backpack.tf prices work as a general standard, or at least are much better than your retarded "spirits for a key" offer.
#992768 - one of them is going for a key and a half by itself the ot… 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#992756 - one of them is actually worth more than a key  [+] (9 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992769 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
except lol no
User avatar #992770 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
evidently you don't trade
User avatar #992771 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
check backpack.tf real quick for me, then tell me that a key is a fair price
User avatar #992775 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
oblooterator: currently in voting for between one key or seven refined, leaning towards one key. trade.tf says its current lowest sell is one key and four refined.

spent well spirits. currently in voting for half a key. trade.tf says its current lowest sell is half a key.
User avatar #992776 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
On backpack.tf spirits is 4ref and in the voting for much lower and obolooterator is 7ref and falling, with people trading at these prices. Nobody gonna take your trade at this rate.
User avatar #992777 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
Backpack.tf is a >price voting site< that has multiple entries for the same item. there's one entry for a rust flamethrower mk.1 that's trying to get six buds.
User avatar #992778 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
most people on outpost used backpack.tf prices, and outpost is fucking huge.
User avatar #992780 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I know a massive percentage of outposters who do tf2 trading for real profit that refuse to use backpack.tf because a lot of the prices get fixed. the price voting on that site is broken.
User avatar #992782 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
outpost usually has everybody selling for much higher and buying for much lower hoping for a quick buck. backpack.tf prices work as a general standard, or at least are much better than your retarded "spirits for a key" offer.
#992755 - Picture 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#992753 - anyone want to buy one of the two new demo taunts on tf2? I'm …  [+] (14 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992764 - thisiskevinhanian (07/03/2014) [-]
you might get that for both of them
User avatar #992768 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
one of them is going for a key and a half by itself
the other is going for half a key

that's not my price, that's the lowest price on the market right here.
User avatar #992765 - thisiskevinhanian (07/03/2014) [-]
a key, not each
User avatar #992754 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
>key each
well ain't ya a pretty little jew
#992756 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
one of them is actually worth more than a key
User avatar #992769 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
except lol no
User avatar #992770 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
evidently you don't trade
User avatar #992771 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
check backpack.tf real quick for me, then tell me that a key is a fair price
User avatar #992775 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
oblooterator: currently in voting for between one key or seven refined, leaning towards one key. trade.tf says its current lowest sell is one key and four refined.

spent well spirits. currently in voting for half a key. trade.tf says its current lowest sell is half a key.
User avatar #992776 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
On backpack.tf spirits is 4ref and in the voting for much lower and obolooterator is 7ref and falling, with people trading at these prices. Nobody gonna take your trade at this rate.
User avatar #992777 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
Backpack.tf is a >price voting site< that has multiple entries for the same item. there's one entry for a rust flamethrower mk.1 that's trying to get six buds.
User avatar #992778 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
most people on outpost used backpack.tf prices, and outpost is fucking huge.
User avatar #992780 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I know a massive percentage of outposters who do tf2 trading for real profit that refuse to use backpack.tf because a lot of the prices get fixed. the price voting on that site is broken.
User avatar #992782 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
outpost usually has everybody selling for much higher and buying for much lower hoping for a quick buck. backpack.tf prices work as a general standard, or at least are much better than your retarded "spirits for a key" offer.
#110 - I'm always looking for partners to join me  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Perfect Poker face +1
User avatar #114 - tlg (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm not the best partner to have, but I'd be happy to join you. My name is VorusR on Steam.
#106 - I sadly can't produce that screenshot, as I have yet to beat i…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Perfect Poker face +1
User avatar #109 - tlg (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, good luck with your adventure.
User avatar #110 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm always looking for partners to join me
User avatar #114 - tlg (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm not the best partner to have, but I'd be happy to join you. My name is VorusR on Steam.
#102 - It's worth it, honestly. The ending lines for each of them bre…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Perfect Poker face +1
User avatar #104 - tlg (07/02/2014) [-]
My favorite one is the Engineer's.
#106 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
I sadly can't produce that screenshot, as I have yet to beat it with him yet
User avatar #109 - tlg (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, good luck with your adventure.
User avatar #110 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm always looking for partners to join me
User avatar #114 - tlg (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm not the best partner to have, but I'd be happy to join you. My name is VorusR on Steam.
#100 - Yep. I've been heavily addicted to it lately. I only have one …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Perfect Poker face +1
User avatar #101 - tlg (07/02/2014) [-]
Oh, nice. That games music is so good. I only played a little bit of it.
#102 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
It's worth it, honestly. The ending lines for each of them break the heart
User avatar #104 - tlg (07/02/2014) [-]
My favorite one is the Engineer's.
#106 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
I sadly can't produce that screenshot, as I have yet to beat it with him yet
User avatar #109 - tlg (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, good luck with your adventure.
User avatar #110 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm always looking for partners to join me
User avatar #114 - tlg (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm not the best partner to have, but I'd be happy to join you. My name is VorusR on Steam.
#992073 - never years ago?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992120 - rafeky (07/02/2014) [-]
it was free when it was in alpha and wasn't on steam
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#884 to #883 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #770 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
#725 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/10/2014) [-]
"Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Location: a basement"

User avatar #726 to #725 - lordgeneral (05/10/2014) [-]
naaah, that's just for fun

I don't have a basement
User avatar #723 - dyalibya (05/03/2014) [-]
"deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships"

Thats a bad good combo
User avatar #722 to #721 - lordgeneral (04/25/2014) [-]
hello there :3
User avatar #700 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral into a pot of boiling water and makes soup*
User avatar #702 to #701 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*drinks*
tastes like venison
User avatar #703 to #702 - lordgeneral (04/21/2014) [-]
does this mean I'm... deer to you?
User avatar #704 to #703 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
hmmmm
more like the hunter shot bambi, now im cooking you
User avatar #706 to #705 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*adds spices*
this is gonna be good soup
#707 to #706 - lordgeneral (04/21/2014) [-]
krasnogvardiech save me
User avatar #708 to #707 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
Kras, here share the soup, then ill buy you some alcohol
User avatar #709 to #708 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Decisions, decisions.

On one hand, the Night Haunter himself promised to buy me booze after some mild cannibalism.
On the other hand, my Lord General gave me a direct order.

On one hand, I could go up against a supposedly-dead renegade Primarch and be a proper bloody Guardsman... on the other hand I could take another small step on the road to corruption.

Ah, what the hell.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

*The Red Guardsman saves the Lord General!*
[Karma gained! The Emperor smiles upon you!]
[Reputation gained! You're a batshit crazy maniac]
User avatar #710 to #709 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*spends the next 20 years launching terror strikes on Kras' life whreever he goes so the people all aroun him live in constant fear of torture and death and know its Kras fault*
User avatar #711 to #710 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Night Haunter, what are you doing?!
Go home Kurze-chan, you're drunk.
User avatar #712 to #711 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*skins a pair of senior citizens and writes "blame in on Kras* in their blood over the walls of the town hall*
#713 to #712 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Your sentence is gramatically hideous and you should feel bad!
User avatar #714 to #713 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*collects up all forms of alcohol throughout the nation, and destroys it all, demolishes all breweries, embargoes all alcohol imports, and has alpha legion police all forms of homemade alcohol, so kras is forced to become sober*
User avatar #715 to #714 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
YOU BASTARD
User avatar #716 to #715 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
and when i mean policing all forms of alcohol, i mean all methylated spirits, ethanol alcohol, hospital alcohol, and hell even cough syrup, are strictly monitored
User avatar #717 to #716 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
FUCK YOU

I WILL DRINK PAINT STRIPPER INSTEAD THEN

FOR VOSTOROYA! FOR THE EMPEROR!
User avatar #730 to #717 - lordgeneral (05/27/2014) [-]
make alcohol from his blood.
User avatar #731 to #730 - krasnogvardiech (05/27/2014) [-]
What, are you dense? Are you a heretic?

He's the god-damn Emperor of Man.
User avatar #718 to #717 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
nope, thats policed too

and floor polish, and everything else capable of inducing a state of drunkenness is monitored down to the last drop....alpha legion and their spies are everywhere...always watching
User avatar #719 to #718 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
I WILL MAKE BOOZE OUT OF GREENSKIN CORPSES

VALHALLANS ARE GENIUS BOOZEMAKERS
User avatar #720 to #719 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
fine those are policed too
and all forms of wood in case you get that desperate....i know you soviets make wood vodka....so wood is watched
#694 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is how mad you are
User avatar #695 to #694 - lordgeneral (04/12/2014) [-]
why would I be mad?
#696 to #695 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
because of the rolling
User avatar #693 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
*ties you to your bed and hires you out to all FJ'ers at $5 a pop*
#691 - konradkurze (04/07/2014) [-]
oh LordGeneral
User avatar #690 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled comment #314 ** :
Ok, I know I'm anon but this might be a bit harsh if your mum is dead.. If so sorry for your loss.

I'm posting this because I doubt I will be back to check


this is LordGenerals new catchphrase
User avatar #645 - folkflunky (03/29/2014) [-]
I think you're the only man in the world that ever heared "First of all" coming from a woman, followed up with something good.
User avatar #646 to #645 - lordgeneral (03/29/2014) [-]
it helps when I get to hit them when they talk back, and they thank me
User avatar #647 to #646 - folkflunky (03/29/2014) [-]
Let me see if I understood: If they talk back, you hit them, and they thank you?
User avatar #648 to #647 - lordgeneral (03/29/2014) [-]
sex slaves.
User avatar #649 to #648 - folkflunky (03/29/2014) [-]
I realized already. I've been through so much pain that I can't really bring it to bed. But I do have a good resistance to it.
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