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lordgeneral

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:3/25/2015
Location:a basement
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/starryraffle

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#3 - I know you unblocked me. that's beside the point.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on Peter Tinkleage 0
#4 - bluefummer (08/28/2014) [-]
well the point was, you cried for me to get skype....id look into it provided you found a ceratin gif....you couldnt and instead gave me a cheaper easy made on

kinda like me asking for a chocolate icecream and you giving me a vanilla one with chocolate topping

and still like to know wtf is so important about skype when i have a cheap shitty phone and try to avoid it
if you wanted me on a messenger like YIM or a webpage chat yeah....but i hate my cellphone
#5 - glad someone saw it  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Chica FN@F 0
User avatar #16 - dehnoobshow (08/27/2014) [-]
I saw it when you summoned me.
It was "funny-gifs" and it was a still image.
Such was obvious.
User avatar #18 - lordgeneral (08/27/2014) [-]
I assumed because you didn't have an have a panic attack you had missed it
#19 - dehnoobshow (08/27/2014) [-]
Jumpscares just stop my heart for a few seconds.

Overall creepy and spooky things give me panic attacks.
lrn2james.
User avatar #20 - lordgeneral (08/27/2014) [-]
lrn2master
#4 - english version m8 08/27/2014 on Chica FN@F 0
#19 - I meant Colosseum, sorry 08/26/2014 on Gotta catch 'em all 0
#9 - Pokemon XD Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness Pokemon Battle …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Gotta catch 'em all +4
#17 - fefe (08/26/2014) [-]
>Being a retard
Pokemon XD IS Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness.
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (08/26/2014) [-]
I meant Colosseum, sorry
#5 - this is a confirmed historical fact though, not a theory 08/26/2014 on Fact of the day 0
#13 - hi cutie  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Hyper Realism attempt 0
User avatar #16 - infernalinsolence (08/26/2014) [-]
hey there u
#4 - stick your dick in it 08/26/2014 on Spin Spin +4
#38 - could you mention me when you're finished too? 08/26/2014 on Feminazi story part 1 0
#60 - a reaction like that is... uncanny 08/25/2014 on That doesn't look fun +1
#68 - I prefer digital music, but I can tape my dick to your forehea… 08/25/2014 on Firearm aesthetics 0
#64 - not necessarily. I am Dee-in-dee on skype, so if I was to make…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Firearm aesthetics 0
User avatar #65 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
Do you like tapes or cds?
User avatar #68 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
I prefer digital music, but I can tape my dick to your forehead so you could CDs nuts.
#61 - I am deesnutsexplain so no it's not  [+] (5 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Firearm aesthetics 0
User avatar #63 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
I disconnected, I'll retry
User avatar #62 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
deez*
User avatar #64 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
not necessarily. I am Dee-in-dee on skype, so if I was to make a job out of explain my own nuts, I'd be deesnutsexplain, or dee's nuts explain
User avatar #65 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
Do you like tapes or cds?
User avatar #68 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
I prefer digital music, but I can tape my dick to your forehead so you could CDs nuts.
#59 - yes, sorry. I really need to start watching it again 08/25/2014 on Firearm aesthetics 0
#55 - languagexplain I'm ready  [+] (7 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Firearm aesthetics 0
User avatar #60 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
That's pretty random.
User avatar #61 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
I am deesnutsexplain so no it's not
User avatar #63 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
I disconnected, I'll retry
User avatar #62 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
deez*
User avatar #64 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
not necessarily. I am Dee-in-dee on skype, so if I was to make a job out of explain my own nuts, I'd be deesnutsexplain, or dee's nuts explain
User avatar #65 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
Do you like tapes or cds?
User avatar #68 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
I prefer digital music, but I can tape my dick to your forehead so you could CDs nuts.
#54 - my favorite has to be (forgive me if I get the name wrong) Mjolhilde  [+] (10 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Firearm aesthetics 0
User avatar #57 - sciencexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
Do you mean Magnhild, Nora's hammer/grenade launcher?
User avatar #59 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
yes, sorry. I really need to start watching it again
User avatar #55 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
languagexplain I'm ready
User avatar #60 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
That's pretty random.
User avatar #61 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
I am deesnutsexplain so no it's not
User avatar #63 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
I disconnected, I'll retry
User avatar #62 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
deez*
User avatar #64 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
not necessarily. I am Dee-in-dee on skype, so if I was to make a job out of explain my own nuts, I'd be deesnutsexplain, or dee's nuts explain
User avatar #65 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
Do you like tapes or cds?
User avatar #68 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
I prefer digital music, but I can tape my dick to your forehead so you could CDs nuts.
#142 - he said "they roll harder than you, ******** " 08/25/2014 on This is class +1
#51 - I know, I was somewhat disappointed that it wasn't a gunblade …  [+] (12 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Firearm aesthetics 0
User avatar #52 - sciencexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
Are you kidding? I was SO fucking glad when I found out that it wasn't a gunblade but a Dust blade. Myrtenaster is one of the coolest weapons because of how simple it is, yet efficient and works well with the glyphs. As much as I like Crescent Rose, it's just too over-sized. Muh favourite is Blake though. The things I would do to her. I got a thing for cat ears and animal ears too. Velvet Scarlatina better have an important role later.
User avatar #54 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
my favorite has to be (forgive me if I get the name wrong) Mjolhilde
User avatar #57 - sciencexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
Do you mean Magnhild, Nora's hammer/grenade launcher?
User avatar #59 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
yes, sorry. I really need to start watching it again
User avatar #55 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
languagexplain I'm ready
User avatar #60 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
That's pretty random.
User avatar #61 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
I am deesnutsexplain so no it's not
User avatar #63 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
I disconnected, I'll retry
User avatar #62 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
deez*
User avatar #64 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
not necessarily. I am Dee-in-dee on skype, so if I was to make a job out of explain my own nuts, I'd be deesnutsexplain, or dee's nuts explain
User avatar #65 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
Do you like tapes or cds?
User avatar #68 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
I prefer digital music, but I can tape my dick to your forehead so you could CDs nuts.
#49 - weiss' sword isn't a gun though also, it'sa me dee-in-dee  [+] (14 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Firearm aesthetics 0
User avatar #50 - sciencexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
I just thought of it because the revolving part is similar to Weiss' revolving dust compartment. Oh, and hi.
User avatar #51 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
I know, I was somewhat disappointed that it wasn't a gunblade :c
but the whole magic wand side of it is pretty baller.
User avatar #52 - sciencexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
Are you kidding? I was SO fucking glad when I found out that it wasn't a gunblade but a Dust blade. Myrtenaster is one of the coolest weapons because of how simple it is, yet efficient and works well with the glyphs. As much as I like Crescent Rose, it's just too over-sized. Muh favourite is Blake though. The things I would do to her. I got a thing for cat ears and animal ears too. Velvet Scarlatina better have an important role later.
User avatar #54 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
my favorite has to be (forgive me if I get the name wrong) Mjolhilde
User avatar #57 - sciencexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
Do you mean Magnhild, Nora's hammer/grenade launcher?
User avatar #59 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
yes, sorry. I really need to start watching it again
User avatar #55 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
languagexplain I'm ready
User avatar #60 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
That's pretty random.
User avatar #61 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
I am deesnutsexplain so no it's not
User avatar #63 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
I disconnected, I'll retry
User avatar #62 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
deez*
User avatar #64 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
not necessarily. I am Dee-in-dee on skype, so if I was to make a job out of explain my own nuts, I'd be deesnutsexplain, or dee's nuts explain
User avatar #65 - languagexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
Do you like tapes or cds?
User avatar #68 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
I prefer digital music, but I can tape my dick to your forehead so you could CDs nuts.
#24 - to be fair we can't judge if the bucket is completely hollowed… 08/25/2014 on Rude goldberg +1
#22 - the string swinging multiple times: it has to lengthen out. pl…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Rude goldberg +3
User avatar #23 - illuminazi (08/25/2014) [-]
no, the bucket tips for no reason because the ball is at the bottom of the bucket and wouldnt be able to tip like that
youre right about yellow tho
User avatar #24 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
to be fair we can't judge if the bucket is completely hollowed out. for all we know the bucket could have a shallow bottom for the express purpose of tipping.
#20 - can you explain to me why you say that?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Rude goldberg +1
User avatar #21 - illuminazi (08/25/2014) [-]
yellow ball on a string swings multiple times before hitting, black ball on metal track picks up speed, so does black ball on the slide, bucket moves too fast and tips over for no reason
User avatar #22 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
the string swinging multiple times: it has to lengthen out. play tetherball.
the bucket tips because it catches the lip of the ramp.

you're right about the ball though.
User avatar #23 - illuminazi (08/25/2014) [-]
no, the bucket tips for no reason because the ball is at the bottom of the bucket and wouldnt be able to tip like that
youre right about yellow tho
User avatar #24 - lordgeneral (08/25/2014) [-]
to be fair we can't judge if the bucket is completely hollowed out. for all we know the bucket could have a shallow bottom for the express purpose of tipping.
#36 - I get what he's saying. it's still controversial in our world … 08/25/2014 on toph 0
#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on The Funnyjunk Anthem 0
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
User avatar #949 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/26/2015) [-]
This is going to be a weird question but, do you have a picture of a blonde hair, brown eyed girl looking at a pizza and a single tear rolling down her cheeK? Now, these are not tears of anguish, but tears of amazement.
User avatar #948 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/14/2015) [-]
Do you have that 4chan story of a guy and his niece. The guy later gets custody of his niece. It's a feely story.
#947 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
You might never notice this due to how you rarely if ever go to this account.
In hopes that you notice this in a week-long distance, have this.
User avatar #944 - blackoutonetwotwo (09/24/2014) [-]
hail
User avatar #942 - andranadu ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
youre gay
#929 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll remember to do this.
I'll remember to do this.
User avatar #930 to #929 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
<3 that's painful though
User avatar #931 to #930 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I won't bite yours~
User avatar #932 to #931 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I actually meant having a large round object sliding down your throat
that's how you get throat bruises
User avatar #933 to #932 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I want your large object sliding down my throat.
I don't care if it hurts me.
User avatar #934 to #933 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that goes without saying my gorgeous boy~
User avatar #916 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
tell you what

you find that mark of chaos banhammer gif ill consider skype
User avatar #917 to #916 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you mean a banhammer pic from 40k mark of chaos, or the chaos undivided symbol
#918 to #917 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
&lt; this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
< this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
#937 to #918 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Now get Skype.  lordgeneral
Now get Skype. lordgeneral
#938 to #937 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
ill look into skype just give me a quick brief on how it works

i have a ****** 2 degrees mobile and not keen on a million messages popping up on it
#939 to #938 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
All you need to know is to add people and chat/call them.
I prefer using skype for Gaming as steam voice chat is **** .
And most of my friends don't have phones yet have ipods that have Skype.
Just get it to make him shut up,at least.

#940 to #939 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
is it a messaging thing online like yahoo messenger or a phone thing
User avatar #941 to #940 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Mix phone with messenger.
You can chat, then use voice call and video call.
User avatar #919 to #918 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
youtu.be/q0ygjD04vyU
feel free to listen to this while I look
#920 to #919 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
*twitches*
User avatar #921 to #920 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it
#923 to #922 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
at least I'm trying
at least I'm trying
#924 to #923 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
User avatar #925 to #924 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 to #925 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 to #926 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #936 to #927 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Hot.
User avatar #928 to #927 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#905 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Here it is, I have the unfilled version.
User avatar #906 to #905 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
you can post that later o3o
User avatar #907 to #906 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
By later, do you mean now?
User avatar #908 to #907 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
if you so wish
#903 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's that image you once saw as a recent download.
I'm using it now for reasons.
#911 to #904 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel that this will be relevant.
I feel that this will be relevant.
User avatar #912 to #911 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
eh, I'm not that big
User avatar #913 to #912 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no ******* way that'll fit."
User avatar #914 to #913 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
then I'll stock up on lube
User avatar #915 to #914 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#898 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
#900 to #899 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Replace &quot;she&quot; with &quot;he&quot;
Replace "she" with "he"
#884 to #883 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#895 to #894 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
skype name?
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #770 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
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