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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:9/15/2014
Location:a basement
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
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#21 - skype  [+] (7 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned 0
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User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
gonna do the same ting when it's Kras asking?
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User avatar #25 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you didn't when you wanted my funnyjunk points.
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User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you did, actually. you also said if I found your gif for you that you'd get one. so you're both a hypocritical assfaggot and a liar.
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#19 - I will if you get a skype  [+] (9 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned 0
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User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
skype
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User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
gonna do the same ting when it's Kras asking?
#24 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #25 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you didn't when you wanted my funnyjunk points.
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User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you did, actually. you also said if I found your gif for you that you'd get one. so you're both a hypocritical assfaggot and a liar.
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#17 - Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned 0
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User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I will if you get a skype
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User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
skype
#22 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
gonna do the same ting when it's Kras asking?
#24 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #25 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you didn't when you wanted my funnyjunk points.
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User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you did, actually. you also said if I found your gif for you that you'd get one. so you're both a hypocritical assfaggot and a liar.
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#15 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned 0
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User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8.
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User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I will if you get a skype
#20 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
skype
#22 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
gonna do the same ting when it's Kras asking?
#24 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #25 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you didn't when you wanted my funnyjunk points.
#26 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you did, actually. you also said if I found your gif for you that you'd get one. so you're both a hypocritical assfaggot and a liar.
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#13 - anyway, please get a skype  [+] (15 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned 0
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User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8.
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User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I will if you get a skype
#20 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
skype
#22 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
gonna do the same ting when it's Kras asking?
#24 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #25 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you didn't when you wanted my funnyjunk points.
#26 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you did, actually. you also said if I found your gif for you that you'd get one. so you're both a hypocritical assfaggot and a liar.
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#11 - I tried man, I tried.  [+] (17 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned 0
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User avatar #13 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
anyway, please get a skype
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User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8.
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User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I will if you get a skype
#20 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
skype
#22 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
gonna do the same ting when it's Kras asking?
#24 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #25 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you didn't when you wanted my funnyjunk points.
#26 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you did, actually. you also said if I found your gif for you that you'd get one. so you're both a hypocritical assfaggot and a liar.
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#9 - schnizel made this  [+] (19 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned 0
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User avatar #11 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I tried man, I tried.
#12 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #13 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
anyway, please get a skype
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User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8.
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User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I will if you get a skype
#20 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
skype
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User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
gonna do the same ting when it's Kras asking?
#24 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #25 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you didn't when you wanted my funnyjunk points.
#26 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you did, actually. you also said if I found your gif for you that you'd get one. so you're both a hypocritical assfaggot and a liar.
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#72 - women don't want to have sex with you now. why would they if y…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Security alert +3
User avatar #97 - instalation (08/24/2014) [-]
It's different.
User avatar #98 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
there are female neckbeards too.
#99 - instalation (08/24/2014) [-]
#3 - there ya go. skype?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned +1
User avatar #4 - schnizel (08/24/2014) [-]
Wait 1 sexs
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User avatar #5 - schnizel (08/24/2014) [-]
Schnizel Schnizel
#1 - konradkurze actually.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned +1
User avatar #2 - schnizel (08/24/2014) [-]
Nyeeeees.
User avatar #3 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
there ya go. skype?
User avatar #4 - schnizel (08/24/2014) [-]
Wait 1 sexs
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User avatar #5 - schnizel (08/24/2014) [-]
Schnizel Schnizel
#78 - "do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to b… 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
#927 - do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
User avatar #936 - dehnoobshow (08/25/2014) [-]
Hot.
User avatar #928 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#925 - exterminatus, I know, I know  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
#926 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #936 - dehnoobshow (08/25/2014) [-]
Hot.
User avatar #928 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#923 - at least I'm trying  [+] (6 new replies) 08/24/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
#924 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
User avatar #925 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #936 - dehnoobshow (08/25/2014) [-]
Hot.
User avatar #928 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#921 - I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it  [+] (8 new replies) 08/24/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
#922 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
#923 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
at least I'm trying
#924 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
User avatar #925 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #936 - dehnoobshow (08/25/2014) [-]
Hot.
User avatar #928 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#919 - feel free to listen to this while I look  [+] (10 new replies) 08/24/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
#920 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
User avatar #921 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it
#922 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
#923 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
at least I'm trying
#924 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
User avatar #925 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #936 - dehnoobshow (08/25/2014) [-]
Hot.
User avatar #928 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#917 - you mean a banhammer pic from 40k mark of chaos, or the chaos …  [+] (17 new replies) 08/24/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
#918 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
< this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
#937 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
Now get Skype. lordgeneral
#938 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
ill look into skype just give me a quick brief on how it works

i have a shitty 2 degrees mobile and not keen on a million messages popping up on it
#939 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
All you need to know is to add people and chat/call them.
I prefer using skype for Gaming as steam voice chat is shit.
And most of my friends don't have phones yet have ipods that have Skype.
Just get it to make him shut up,at least.

#940 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
is it a messaging thing online like yahoo messenger or a phone thing
User avatar #941 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
Mix phone with messenger.
You can chat, then use voice call and video call.
User avatar #919 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
youtu.be/q0ygjD04vyU
feel free to listen to this while I look
#920 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
User avatar #921 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it
#922 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
#923 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
at least I'm trying
#924 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
User avatar #925 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #936 - dehnoobshow (08/25/2014) [-]
Hot.
User avatar #928 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#74 - don't you want to kill greenskins konradkurze  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
User avatar #77 - gragasvlad (08/24/2014) [-]
at some point he will kill the greenskins even if he is resisting right now.
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
"do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to be some green skins"
#72 - come on konradkurze I'm trying to get you to participate with …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
#73 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
let it go
User avatar #74 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
don't you want to kill greenskins konradkurze
User avatar #77 - gragasvlad (08/24/2014) [-]
at some point he will kill the greenskins even if he is resisting right now.
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
"do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to be some green skins"
#69 - endless mentions. endless posts to your profile. pms. ch…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
#71 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
come on konradkurze I'm trying to get you to participate with kras and I. we want to play dark heresy.
#73 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
let it go
User avatar #74 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
don't you want to kill greenskins konradkurze
User avatar #77 - gragasvlad (08/24/2014) [-]
at some point he will kill the greenskins even if he is resisting right now.
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
"do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to be some green skins"
#67 - do you want me to try my best to annoy you  [+] (8 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
#68 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
you know you wont

User avatar #69 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
endless mentions. endless posts to your profile. pms. chats. from both of my accounts. when you get on. when you're asleep. posts about how chaos is impure, about how you need to be cleansed. teasing you about your real life, teasing you about your 40k position. endless. endless. endless. what do you think konradkurze.
#71 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
come on konradkurze I'm trying to get you to participate with kras and I. we want to play dark heresy.
#73 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
let it go
User avatar #74 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
don't you want to kill greenskins konradkurze
User avatar #77 - gragasvlad (08/24/2014) [-]
at some point he will kill the greenskins even if he is resisting right now.
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
"do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to be some green skins"
#65 - that's not as annoying as I can be  [+] (10 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
#66 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
User avatar #67 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you want me to try my best to annoy you
#68 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
you know you wont

User avatar #69 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
endless mentions. endless posts to your profile. pms. chats. from both of my accounts. when you get on. when you're asleep. posts about how chaos is impure, about how you need to be cleansed. teasing you about your real life, teasing you about your 40k position. endless. endless. endless. what do you think konradkurze.
#71 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
come on konradkurze I'm trying to get you to participate with kras and I. we want to play dark heresy.
#73 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
let it go
User avatar #74 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
don't you want to kill greenskins konradkurze
User avatar #77 - gragasvlad (08/24/2014) [-]
at some point he will kill the greenskins even if he is resisting right now.
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
"do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to be some green skins"
#63 - not at all. I shall stalk you to the ends of the earth until y…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
User avatar #64 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
this is how annoying youre being

Brian, I don't feel so good
User avatar #65 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that's not as annoying as I can be
#66 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
User avatar #67 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you want me to try my best to annoy you
#68 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
you know you wont

User avatar #69 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
endless mentions. endless posts to your profile. pms. chats. from both of my accounts. when you get on. when you're asleep. posts about how chaos is impure, about how you need to be cleansed. teasing you about your real life, teasing you about your 40k position. endless. endless. endless. what do you think konradkurze.
#71 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
come on konradkurze I'm trying to get you to participate with kras and I. we want to play dark heresy.
#73 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
let it go
User avatar #74 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
don't you want to kill greenskins konradkurze
User avatar #77 - gragasvlad (08/24/2014) [-]
at some point he will kill the greenskins even if he is resisting right now.
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
"do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to be some green skins"
#61 - please get a skype dude. Kras and I've talked about it before  [+] (14 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
#62 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
seriously youre like a dog with a frisbee arent ya

you just wont let it go
User avatar #63 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
not at all. I shall stalk you to the ends of the earth until you get a skype
www.skype.com/en/download-skype/skype-for-windows/
User avatar #64 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
this is how annoying youre being

Brian, I don't feel so good
User avatar #65 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that's not as annoying as I can be
#66 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
User avatar #67 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you want me to try my best to annoy you
#68 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
you know you wont

User avatar #69 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
endless mentions. endless posts to your profile. pms. chats. from both of my accounts. when you get on. when you're asleep. posts about how chaos is impure, about how you need to be cleansed. teasing you about your real life, teasing you about your 40k position. endless. endless. endless. what do you think konradkurze.
#71 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
come on konradkurze I'm trying to get you to participate with kras and I. we want to play dark heresy.
#73 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
let it go
User avatar #74 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
don't you want to kill greenskins konradkurze
User avatar #77 - gragasvlad (08/24/2014) [-]
at some point he will kill the greenskins even if he is resisting right now.
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
"do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to be some green skins"
#59 - then I shall not slowly spiral into becoming a slaaneshi whore.  [+] (16 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
User avatar #60 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
implying youre not already there
User avatar #61 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
please get a skype dude. Kras and I've talked about it before
#62 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
seriously youre like a dog with a frisbee arent ya

you just wont let it go
User avatar #63 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
not at all. I shall stalk you to the ends of the earth until you get a skype
www.skype.com/en/download-skype/skype-for-windows/
User avatar #64 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
this is how annoying youre being

Brian, I don't feel so good
User avatar #65 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that's not as annoying as I can be
#66 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
User avatar #67 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you want me to try my best to annoy you
#68 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
you know you wont

User avatar #69 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
endless mentions. endless posts to your profile. pms. chats. from both of my accounts. when you get on. when you're asleep. posts about how chaos is impure, about how you need to be cleansed. teasing you about your real life, teasing you about your 40k position. endless. endless. endless. what do you think konradkurze.
#71 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
come on konradkurze I'm trying to get you to participate with kras and I. we want to play dark heresy.
#73 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
let it go
User avatar #74 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
don't you want to kill greenskins konradkurze
User avatar #77 - gragasvlad (08/24/2014) [-]
at some point he will kill the greenskins even if he is resisting right now.
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
"do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to be some green skins"
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#929 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll remember to do this.
I'll remember to do this.
User avatar #930 to #929 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
<3 that's painful though
User avatar #931 to #930 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I won't bite yours~
User avatar #932 to #931 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I actually meant having a large round object sliding down your throat
that's how you get throat bruises
User avatar #933 to #932 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I want your large object sliding down my throat.
I don't care if it hurts me.
User avatar #934 to #933 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that goes without saying my gorgeous boy~
User avatar #916 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
tell you what

you find that mark of chaos banhammer gif ill consider skype
User avatar #917 to #916 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you mean a banhammer pic from 40k mark of chaos, or the chaos undivided symbol
#918 to #917 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
&lt; this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
< this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
#937 to #918 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
Now get Skype.  lordgeneral
Now get Skype. lordgeneral
#938 to #937 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
ill look into skype just give me a quick brief on how it works

i have a ****** 2 degrees mobile and not keen on a million messages popping up on it
#939 to #938 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
All you need to know is to add people and chat/call them.
I prefer using skype for Gaming as steam voice chat is **** .
And most of my friends don't have phones yet have ipods that have Skype.
Just get it to make him shut up,at least.

#940 to #939 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
is it a messaging thing online like yahoo messenger or a phone thing
User avatar #941 to #940 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
Mix phone with messenger.
You can chat, then use voice call and video call.
User avatar #919 to #918 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
youtu.be/q0ygjD04vyU
feel free to listen to this while I look
#920 to #919 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
*twitches*
User avatar #921 to #920 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it
#923 to #922 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
at least I'm trying
at least I'm trying
#924 to #923 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
User avatar #925 to #924 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 to #925 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 to #926 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #928 to #927 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#905 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
Here it is, I have the unfilled version.
User avatar #906 to #905 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
you can post that later o3o
User avatar #907 to #906 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
By later, do you mean now?
User avatar #908 to #907 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
if you so wish
#903 - dehnoobshow (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's that image you once saw as a recent download.
I'm using it now for reasons.
#911 to #904 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel that this will be relevant.
I feel that this will be relevant.
User avatar #912 to #911 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
eh, I'm not that big
User avatar #913 to #912 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no ******* way that'll fit."
User avatar #914 to #913 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
then I'll stock up on lube
User avatar #915 to #914 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#898 - dehnoobshow (08/01/2014) [-]
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
#900 to #899 - dehnoobshow (08/07/2014) [-]
Replace &quot;she&quot; with &quot;he&quot;
Replace "she" with "he"
#884 to #883 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #770 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
#725 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/10/2014) [-]
"Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Location: a basement"

User avatar #726 to #725 - lordgeneral (05/10/2014) [-]
naaah, that's just for fun

I don't have a basement
User avatar #723 - dyalibya (05/03/2014) [-]
"deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships"

Thats a bad good combo
User avatar #722 to #721 - lordgeneral (04/25/2014) [-]
hello there :3
User avatar #700 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral into a pot of boiling water and makes soup*
User avatar #702 to #701 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*drinks*
tastes like venison
User avatar #703 to #702 - lordgeneral (04/21/2014) [-]
does this mean I'm... deer to you?
User avatar #704 to #703 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
hmmmm
more like the hunter shot bambi, now im cooking you
User avatar #706 to #705 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*adds spices*
this is gonna be good soup
#707 to #706 - lordgeneral (04/21/2014) [-]
krasnogvardiech save me
User avatar #708 to #707 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Kras, here share the soup, then ill buy you some alcohol
User avatar #709 to #708 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Decisions, decisions.

On one hand, the Night Haunter himself promised to buy me booze after some mild cannibalism.
On the other hand, my Lord General gave me a direct order.

On one hand, I could go up against a supposedly-dead renegade Primarch and be a proper bloody Guardsman... on the other hand I could take another small step on the road to corruption.

Ah, what the hell.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

*The Red Guardsman saves the Lord General!*
[Karma gained! The Emperor smiles upon you!]
[Reputation gained! You're a ******* crazy maniac]
User avatar #710 to #709 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*spends the next 20 years launching terror strikes on Kras' life whreever he goes so the people all aroun him live in constant fear of torture and death and know its Kras fault*
User avatar #711 to #710 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Night Haunter, what are you doing?!
Go home Kurze-chan, you're drunk.
User avatar #712 to #711 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*skins a pair of senior citizens and writes "blame in on Kras* in their blood over the walls of the town hall*
#713 to #712 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Your sentence is gramatically hideous and you should feel bad!
User avatar #714 to #713 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*collects up all forms of alcohol throughout the nation, and destroys it all, demolishes all breweries, embargoes all alcohol imports, and has alpha legion police all forms of homemade alcohol, so kras is forced to become sober*
User avatar #715 to #714 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
YOU BASTARD
User avatar #716 to #715 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
and when i mean policing all forms of alcohol, i mean all methylated spirits, ethanol alcohol, hospital alcohol, and hell even cough syrup, are strictly monitored
User avatar #717 to #716 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
**** YOU

I WILL DRINK PAINT STRIPPER INSTEAD THEN

FOR VOSTOROYA! FOR THE EMPEROR!
User avatar #730 to #717 - lordgeneral (05/27/2014) [-]
make alcohol from his blood.
User avatar #731 to #730 - krasnogvardiech (05/27/2014) [-]
What, are you dense? Are you a heretic?

He's the god-damn Emperor of Man.
User avatar #718 to #717 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
nope, thats policed too

and floor polish, and everything else capable of inducing a state of drunkenness is monitored down to the last drop....alpha legion and their spies are everywhere...always watching
User avatar #719 to #718 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
I WILL MAKE BOOZE OUT OF GREENSKIN CORPSES

VALHALLANS ARE GENIUS BOOZEMAKERS
User avatar #720 to #719 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
fine those are policed too
and all forms of wood in case you get that desperate....i know you soviets make wood vodka....so wood is watched
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