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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:5/01/2015
Location:a basement
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/starryraffle

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#66 - he didn't use katanas though. he us a ninjato and Wakizashi. T… 08/30/2014 on Fedoreo +5
#6 - yeah, I had meant to put a link in the description but it didn… 08/30/2014 on Technicalities 0
#3 - perhaps  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Technicalities 0
User avatar #5 - miia (08/30/2014) [-]
yup. it was.

"Good luck, have fun"
User avatar #6 - lordgeneral (08/30/2014) [-]
yeah, I had meant to put a link in the description but it didn't register the first time or something. there you go, fixed
#1 - mrnpc, pwnagraphy, I'm joshlol-ing you 08/30/2014 on Technicalities 0
#12 - a friend of mine had one when she was younger. they aren't muc… 08/29/2014 on Damnit Ringley 0
#35 - rileyjstrickland 08/29/2014 on hey baby, how you doing +1
#178 - that too 08/28/2014 on When you dont upgrade your... 0
#176 - they're ork workers. it's difficult to explain I guess... they…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on When you dont upgrade your... 0
User avatar #177 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
They provide resources and construction?
User avatar #178 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
that too
#174 - more like lesser beings... it's complicated.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2014 on When you dont upgrade your... 0
User avatar #175 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
I think I'm getting it. They could've been Orks, but... they're shittier.
#176 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
they're ork workers. it's difficult to explain I guess... they provide services for the orks.
also, grot guided missiles.
User avatar #177 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
They provide resources and construction?
User avatar #178 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
that too
#172 - grots are a lesser form of ork. they're similar to gretchen if…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2014 on When you dont upgrade your... 0
User avatar #173 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
They're Ork peasents of sorts?
User avatar #174 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
more like lesser beings... it's complicated.
User avatar #175 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
I think I'm getting it. They could've been Orks, but... they're shittier.
#176 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
they're ork workers. it's difficult to explain I guess... they provide services for the orks.
also, grot guided missiles.
User avatar #177 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
They provide resources and construction?
User avatar #178 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
that too
#167 - it's the standard ork insult. basically like highschool boys a…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/28/2014 on When you dont upgrade your... 0
User avatar #171 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
Me and my buddies use fag like it's a compliment now. We've been called it so much, it is actually funny to be called it to us.
User avatar #172 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
grots are a lesser form of ork. they're similar to gretchen if I recall. they're not my main forte. krasnogvardiech might be better able to help
User avatar #173 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
They're Ork peasents of sorts?
User avatar #174 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
more like lesser beings... it's complicated.
User avatar #175 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
I think I'm getting it. They could've been Orks, but... they're shittier.
#176 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
they're ork workers. it's difficult to explain I guess... they provide services for the orks.
also, grot guided missiles.
User avatar #177 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
They provide resources and construction?
User avatar #178 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
that too
#162 - I also forgot to mention they're asexual reproducers 08/28/2014 on When you dont upgrade your... 0
#156 - they're Grots. 08/28/2014 on When you dont upgrade your... 0
#70 - banankai 08/28/2014 on Chester the Protector 0
#135 - they have their own language that is absolutely perfect to sui…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on When you dont upgrade your... 0
User avatar #155 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
o i c
SO because they're just not nearly as respected, the general infantry orks are not just as... high-up as a robot pilot.
User avatar #162 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
I also forgot to mention they're asexual reproducers
User avatar #156 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
they're Grots.
#127 - I know, because you used the butts of the riles. it was a nod … 08/28/2014 on When you dont upgrade your... 0
#125 - I meant the bayonettes, not combat knives. bayonettes don't co…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on When you dont upgrade your... 0
#126 - fennoswede (08/28/2014) [-]
in Imperila guard codex 5th edition the lasgun counted as a close combat weapon
User avatar #127 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
I know, because you used the butts of the riles. it was a nod to the imperial guard primer
#122 - genetically engineered to be the perfect creatures  [+] (5 new replies) 08/28/2014 on When you dont upgrade your... 0
User avatar #131 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
I think something went awry...
User avatar #135 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
they have their own language that is absolutely perfect to suit their needs. they have a built in form of currency: Teef (their teeth) which grow back without much issue and degrade after a few days, meaning that no ork can stash them and acquire a vast fortune. One tooth is worth one mug of fungus beer (a fluid that lessers in their species produce). the only way an orc can make a profit is by knocking teef out in battle.
They're immune to all natural illnesses and poisons, are incredibly sturdy (you can cut two orcs heads off and swap them, they will be able to control the new body without issues).
Their hierarchy is completely and totally fueled by merit (ork warbosses are created when orks respect one ork. same with nobs and such. merit = respect = growth in strength and size, not to mention intelligence).
There are nich orc archetypes that are mentally engineered to fit a need. oddboyz are absolute geniuses - preprogrammed to be so. same with mekboyz (they develope things instinctiely)
so on and so forth.
they have a species-wide psychic ability called the psychic Waugh field: the more orks that believe something, the more reality is effected so it works in their favor (their ships are literally just pieces of metal and electronics hammered together)
User avatar #155 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
o i c
SO because they're just not nearly as respected, the general infantry orks are not just as... high-up as a robot pilot.
User avatar #162 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
I also forgot to mention they're asexual reproducers
User avatar #156 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
they're Grots.
#120 - lorewise they're super ******* fun  [+] (7 new replies) 08/28/2014 on When you dont upgrade your... 0
User avatar #121 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
They're genetically engineered. It's fuckng great.
User avatar #122 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
genetically engineered to be the perfect creatures
User avatar #131 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
I think something went awry...
User avatar #135 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
they have their own language that is absolutely perfect to suit their needs. they have a built in form of currency: Teef (their teeth) which grow back without much issue and degrade after a few days, meaning that no ork can stash them and acquire a vast fortune. One tooth is worth one mug of fungus beer (a fluid that lessers in their species produce). the only way an orc can make a profit is by knocking teef out in battle.
They're immune to all natural illnesses and poisons, are incredibly sturdy (you can cut two orcs heads off and swap them, they will be able to control the new body without issues).
Their hierarchy is completely and totally fueled by merit (ork warbosses are created when orks respect one ork. same with nobs and such. merit = respect = growth in strength and size, not to mention intelligence).
There are nich orc archetypes that are mentally engineered to fit a need. oddboyz are absolute geniuses - preprogrammed to be so. same with mekboyz (they develope things instinctiely)
so on and so forth.
they have a species-wide psychic ability called the psychic Waugh field: the more orks that believe something, the more reality is effected so it works in their favor (their ships are literally just pieces of metal and electronics hammered together)
User avatar #155 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
o i c
SO because they're just not nearly as respected, the general infantry orks are not just as... high-up as a robot pilot.
User avatar #162 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
I also forgot to mention they're asexual reproducers
User avatar #156 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
they're Grots.
#118 - kind of a tossup... but in the end I have to say orks. pic rel…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/28/2014 on When you dont upgrade your... 0
User avatar #119 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
Alright then. I'll look more in to Orks if I choose to play 40K
User avatar #120 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
lorewise they're super fucking fun
User avatar #121 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
They're genetically engineered. It's fuckng great.
User avatar #122 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
genetically engineered to be the perfect creatures
User avatar #131 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
I think something went awry...
User avatar #135 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
they have their own language that is absolutely perfect to suit their needs. they have a built in form of currency: Teef (their teeth) which grow back without much issue and degrade after a few days, meaning that no ork can stash them and acquire a vast fortune. One tooth is worth one mug of fungus beer (a fluid that lessers in their species produce). the only way an orc can make a profit is by knocking teef out in battle.
They're immune to all natural illnesses and poisons, are incredibly sturdy (you can cut two orcs heads off and swap them, they will be able to control the new body without issues).
Their hierarchy is completely and totally fueled by merit (ork warbosses are created when orks respect one ork. same with nobs and such. merit = respect = growth in strength and size, not to mention intelligence).
There are nich orc archetypes that are mentally engineered to fit a need. oddboyz are absolute geniuses - preprogrammed to be so. same with mekboyz (they develope things instinctiely)
so on and so forth.
they have a species-wide psychic ability called the psychic Waugh field: the more orks that believe something, the more reality is effected so it works in their favor (their ships are literally just pieces of metal and electronics hammered together)
User avatar #155 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
o i c
SO because they're just not nearly as respected, the general infantry orks are not just as... high-up as a robot pilot.
User avatar #162 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
I also forgot to mention they're asexual reproducers
User avatar #156 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
they're Grots.
#113 - I know 08/28/2014 on When you dont upgrade your... 0
#110 - orks are easier to play and more newbie friendly. chaos has mo…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/28/2014 on When you dont upgrade your... 0
User avatar #112 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
Which one has cool tanks and machines?
#118 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
kind of a tossup... but in the end I have to say orks. pic related, a looted (ork-controlled) carniphax
User avatar #119 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
Alright then. I'll look more in to Orks if I choose to play 40K
User avatar #120 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
lorewise they're super fucking fun
User avatar #121 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
They're genetically engineered. It's fuckng great.
User avatar #122 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
genetically engineered to be the perfect creatures
User avatar #131 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
I think something went awry...
User avatar #135 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
they have their own language that is absolutely perfect to suit their needs. they have a built in form of currency: Teef (their teeth) which grow back without much issue and degrade after a few days, meaning that no ork can stash them and acquire a vast fortune. One tooth is worth one mug of fungus beer (a fluid that lessers in their species produce). the only way an orc can make a profit is by knocking teef out in battle.
They're immune to all natural illnesses and poisons, are incredibly sturdy (you can cut two orcs heads off and swap them, they will be able to control the new body without issues).
Their hierarchy is completely and totally fueled by merit (ork warbosses are created when orks respect one ork. same with nobs and such. merit = respect = growth in strength and size, not to mention intelligence).
There are nich orc archetypes that are mentally engineered to fit a need. oddboyz are absolute geniuses - preprogrammed to be so. same with mekboyz (they develope things instinctiely)
so on and so forth.
they have a species-wide psychic ability called the psychic Waugh field: the more orks that believe something, the more reality is effected so it works in their favor (their ships are literally just pieces of metal and electronics hammered together)
User avatar #155 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
o i c
SO because they're just not nearly as respected, the general infantry orks are not just as... high-up as a robot pilot.
User avatar #162 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
I also forgot to mention they're asexual reproducers
User avatar #156 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
they're Grots.
#41 - "confused" boners  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Deadpool thread! il start. +3
#42 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
Not confused for you, but confused for any straight man.
#105 - technically the space marines don't need to train. or learn. e…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on When you dont upgrade your... 0
User avatar #111 - tinglyturtletaint (08/28/2014) [-]
Orks don't need to learn either. Oddboyz are born with an innate knowledge of their field of expertise i.e. Painboyz just automatically know how to stitch up injured orks, mekboyz just automatically know how to build stuff. Plus the stuff orks know doesn't even have to be true objectively to work. If a group of orks believes something, it might as well be correct while their around. They think yellow painted rockets explode bigger and red painted cars go faster, so they do. Hell, 99% of their technology shouldn't physically do anything at all and infact doesn't, if it's a non ork using it.
User avatar #113 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
I know
#103 - for the wargame you definitely are going to need models. Ebay …  [+] (13 new replies) 08/28/2014 on When you dont upgrade your... 0
User avatar #109 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
There's a store right down the street from the college campus I go to as my high school is here and am typing this from. One of my instructors (I'd call it what the school calls it, but it'd confuse you) plays 40K there. eBay is where I should go. I have terrible hand control.

How do the Chaos Marines and Orks play?
User avatar #110 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
orks are easier to play and more newbie friendly. chaos has more complexities because of their HQs and magical abilities.
User avatar #112 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
Which one has cool tanks and machines?
#118 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
kind of a tossup... but in the end I have to say orks. pic related, a looted (ork-controlled) carniphax
User avatar #119 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
Alright then. I'll look more in to Orks if I choose to play 40K
User avatar #120 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
lorewise they're super fucking fun
User avatar #121 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
They're genetically engineered. It's fuckng great.
User avatar #122 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
genetically engineered to be the perfect creatures
User avatar #131 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
I think something went awry...
User avatar #135 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
they have their own language that is absolutely perfect to suit their needs. they have a built in form of currency: Teef (their teeth) which grow back without much issue and degrade after a few days, meaning that no ork can stash them and acquire a vast fortune. One tooth is worth one mug of fungus beer (a fluid that lessers in their species produce). the only way an orc can make a profit is by knocking teef out in battle.
They're immune to all natural illnesses and poisons, are incredibly sturdy (you can cut two orcs heads off and swap them, they will be able to control the new body without issues).
Their hierarchy is completely and totally fueled by merit (ork warbosses are created when orks respect one ork. same with nobs and such. merit = respect = growth in strength and size, not to mention intelligence).
There are nich orc archetypes that are mentally engineered to fit a need. oddboyz are absolute geniuses - preprogrammed to be so. same with mekboyz (they develope things instinctiely)
so on and so forth.
they have a species-wide psychic ability called the psychic Waugh field: the more orks that believe something, the more reality is effected so it works in their favor (their ships are literally just pieces of metal and electronics hammered together)
User avatar #155 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
o i c
SO because they're just not nearly as respected, the general infantry orks are not just as... high-up as a robot pilot.
User avatar #162 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
I also forgot to mention they're asexual reproducers
User avatar #156 - lordgeneral (08/28/2014) [-]
they're Grots.

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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
User avatar #949 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/26/2015) [-]
This is going to be a weird question but, do you have a picture of a blonde hair, brown eyed girl looking at a pizza and a single tear rolling down her cheeK? Now, these are not tears of anguish, but tears of amazement.
User avatar #948 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/14/2015) [-]
Do you have that 4chan story of a guy and his niece. The guy later gets custody of his niece. It's a feely story.
#947 - dehnoobshow (11/17/2014) [-]
You might never notice this due to how you rarely if ever go to this account.
In hopes that you notice this in a week-long distance, have this.
User avatar #944 - blackoutonetwotwo ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
hail
#946 to #945 - blackoutonetwotwo ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Hale
Hale
User avatar #942 - andranadu ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
youre gay
#929 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll remember to do this.
I'll remember to do this.
User avatar #930 to #929 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
<3 that's painful though
User avatar #931 to #930 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I won't bite yours~
User avatar #932 to #931 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I actually meant having a large round object sliding down your throat
that's how you get throat bruises
User avatar #933 to #932 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I want your large object sliding down my throat.
I don't care if it hurts me.
User avatar #934 to #933 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that goes without saying my gorgeous boy~
User avatar #916 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
tell you what

you find that mark of chaos banhammer gif ill consider skype
User avatar #917 to #916 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you mean a banhammer pic from 40k mark of chaos, or the chaos undivided symbol
#918 to #917 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
&lt; this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
< this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
#937 to #918 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
Now get Skype.  lordgeneral
Now get Skype. lordgeneral
#938 to #937 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
ill look into skype just give me a quick brief on how it works

i have a ****** 2 degrees mobile and not keen on a million messages popping up on it
#939 to #938 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
All you need to know is to add people and chat/call them.
I prefer using skype for Gaming as steam voice chat is **** .
And most of my friends don't have phones yet have ipods that have Skype.
Just get it to make him shut up,at least.

#940 to #939 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
is it a messaging thing online like yahoo messenger or a phone thing
User avatar #941 to #940 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
Mix phone with messenger.
You can chat, then use voice call and video call.
User avatar #919 to #918 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
youtu.be/q0ygjD04vyU
feel free to listen to this while I look
#920 to #919 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
*twitches*
User avatar #921 to #920 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it
#923 to #922 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
at least I'm trying
at least I'm trying
#924 to #923 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
User avatar #925 to #924 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 to #925 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 to #926 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #928 to #927 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#905 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
Here it is, I have the unfilled version.
User avatar #906 to #905 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
you can post that later o3o
User avatar #907 to #906 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
By later, do you mean now?
User avatar #908 to #907 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
if you so wish
#903 - dehnoobshow (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's that image you once saw as a recent download.
I'm using it now for reasons.
#911 to #904 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel that this will be relevant.
I feel that this will be relevant.
User avatar #912 to #911 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
eh, I'm not that big
User avatar #913 to #912 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no ******* way that'll fit."
User avatar #914 to #913 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
then I'll stock up on lube
User avatar #915 to #914 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#898 - dehnoobshow (08/01/2014) [-]
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
#900 to #899 - dehnoobshow (08/07/2014) [-]
Replace &quot;she&quot; with &quot;he&quot;
Replace "she" with "he"
#884 to #883 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #770 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
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