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tfw dehnoobshow officially became my newest pet the other daycomment
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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:7/23/2014
Location:a basement
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/starryraffle

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#1469 - **lordgeneral rolled image ** bring it on 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds +1
#992815 - I understand completely 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#992814 - also, feel free to add me on steam through my funnyjunk profile 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#992811 - my gift to you  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992812 - thisiskevinhanian (07/03/2014) [-]
I could have gotten refined D:
User avatar #992814 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
also, feel free to add me on steam through my funnyjunk profile
#992809 - I don't suppose you'd be surprised if I told you that I'… 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#992804 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #992805 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
Hi.
I'm totally not stalking you.
User avatar #992809 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I don't suppose you'd be surprised if I told you that I'm used to stalkers?
also, I have a video for you on steam
#992803 - you can always sell duplicates and buy the ones you don't have…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992808 - thisiskevinhanian (07/03/2014) [-]
I had a foil demoman one for a bit, sold it for 65 cents
User avatar #992811 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
scrapbank.me/prices/
my gift to you
User avatar #992812 - thisiskevinhanian (07/03/2014) [-]
I could have gotten refined D:
User avatar #992814 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
also, feel free to add me on steam through my funnyjunk profile
#992798 - found teh casul  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +3
User avatar #992800 - thundagawd (07/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #992804 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #992805 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
Hi.
I'm totally not stalking you.
User avatar #992809 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I don't suppose you'd be surprised if I told you that I'm used to stalkers?
also, I have a video for you on steam
#992797 - Skullgirls was a shit tier game  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... -3
User avatar #992863 - awesomedewd (07/03/2014) [-]
is*
#992794 - I'm willing to trade you something for one of those sets  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992813 - Darianvincent (07/03/2014) [-]
I'm going to hold onto these for a while sorry
User avatar #992815 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I understand completely
#992791 - the higher level you are in steam the more you unlock profile …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992799 - thisiskevinhanian (07/03/2014) [-]
oh, so it is actually useful!


I'll stop selling them
User avatar #992803 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
you can always sell duplicates and buy the ones you don't have. that's what I do. or just trade them. if you're into tf2 trading you can also buy them with metal, et cetera.
just remember that most badges go up to five levels
User avatar #992808 - thisiskevinhanian (07/03/2014) [-]
I had a foil demoman one for a bit, sold it for 65 cents
User avatar #992811 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
scrapbank.me/prices/
my gift to you
User avatar #992812 - thisiskevinhanian (07/03/2014) [-]
I could have gotten refined D:
User avatar #992814 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
also, feel free to add me on steam through my funnyjunk profile
#992780 - I know a massive percentage of outposters who do tf2 trading f…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992782 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
outpost usually has everybody selling for much higher and buying for much lower hoping for a quick buck. backpack.tf prices work as a general standard, or at least are much better than your retarded "spirits for a key" offer.
#992777 - is a >price voting site< that has multiple entries for t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992778 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
most people on outpost used backpack.tf prices, and outpost is fucking huge.
User avatar #992780 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I know a massive percentage of outposters who do tf2 trading for real profit that refuse to use backpack.tf because a lot of the prices get fixed. the price voting on that site is broken.
User avatar #992782 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
outpost usually has everybody selling for much higher and buying for much lower hoping for a quick buck. backpack.tf prices work as a general standard, or at least are much better than your retarded "spirits for a key" offer.
#992775 - oblooterator: currently in voting for between one key or seven…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992776 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
On backpack.tf spirits is 4ref and in the voting for much lower and obolooterator is 7ref and falling, with people trading at these prices. Nobody gonna take your trade at this rate.
User avatar #992777 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
Backpack.tf is a >price voting site< that has multiple entries for the same item. there's one entry for a rust flamethrower mk.1 that's trying to get six buds.
User avatar #992778 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
most people on outpost used backpack.tf prices, and outpost is fucking huge.
User avatar #992780 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I know a massive percentage of outposters who do tf2 trading for real profit that refuse to use backpack.tf because a lot of the prices get fixed. the price voting on that site is broken.
User avatar #992782 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
outpost usually has everybody selling for much higher and buying for much lower hoping for a quick buck. backpack.tf prices work as a general standard, or at least are much better than your retarded "spirits for a key" offer.
#992770 - evidently you don't trade  [+] (7 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992771 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
check backpack.tf real quick for me, then tell me that a key is a fair price
User avatar #992775 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
oblooterator: currently in voting for between one key or seven refined, leaning towards one key. trade.tf says its current lowest sell is one key and four refined.

spent well spirits. currently in voting for half a key. trade.tf says its current lowest sell is half a key.
User avatar #992776 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
On backpack.tf spirits is 4ref and in the voting for much lower and obolooterator is 7ref and falling, with people trading at these prices. Nobody gonna take your trade at this rate.
User avatar #992777 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
Backpack.tf is a >price voting site< that has multiple entries for the same item. there's one entry for a rust flamethrower mk.1 that's trying to get six buds.
User avatar #992778 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
most people on outpost used backpack.tf prices, and outpost is fucking huge.
User avatar #992780 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I know a massive percentage of outposters who do tf2 trading for real profit that refuse to use backpack.tf because a lot of the prices get fixed. the price voting on that site is broken.
User avatar #992782 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
outpost usually has everybody selling for much higher and buying for much lower hoping for a quick buck. backpack.tf prices work as a general standard, or at least are much better than your retarded "spirits for a key" offer.
#992768 - one of them is going for a key and a half by itself the ot… 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#992756 - one of them is actually worth more than a key  [+] (9 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992769 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
except lol no
User avatar #992770 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
evidently you don't trade
User avatar #992771 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
check backpack.tf real quick for me, then tell me that a key is a fair price
User avatar #992775 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
oblooterator: currently in voting for between one key or seven refined, leaning towards one key. trade.tf says its current lowest sell is one key and four refined.

spent well spirits. currently in voting for half a key. trade.tf says its current lowest sell is half a key.
User avatar #992776 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
On backpack.tf spirits is 4ref and in the voting for much lower and obolooterator is 7ref and falling, with people trading at these prices. Nobody gonna take your trade at this rate.
User avatar #992777 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
Backpack.tf is a >price voting site< that has multiple entries for the same item. there's one entry for a rust flamethrower mk.1 that's trying to get six buds.
User avatar #992778 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
most people on outpost used backpack.tf prices, and outpost is fucking huge.
User avatar #992780 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I know a massive percentage of outposters who do tf2 trading for real profit that refuse to use backpack.tf because a lot of the prices get fixed. the price voting on that site is broken.
User avatar #992782 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
outpost usually has everybody selling for much higher and buying for much lower hoping for a quick buck. backpack.tf prices work as a general standard, or at least are much better than your retarded "spirits for a key" offer.
#992755 - Picture 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#992753 - anyone want to buy one of the two new demo taunts on tf2? I'm …  [+] (14 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992764 - thisiskevinhanian (07/03/2014) [-]
you might get that for both of them
User avatar #992768 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
one of them is going for a key and a half by itself
the other is going for half a key

that's not my price, that's the lowest price on the market right here.
User avatar #992765 - thisiskevinhanian (07/03/2014) [-]
a key, not each
User avatar #992754 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
>key each
well ain't ya a pretty little jew
#992756 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
one of them is actually worth more than a key
User avatar #992769 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
except lol no
User avatar #992770 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
evidently you don't trade
User avatar #992771 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
check backpack.tf real quick for me, then tell me that a key is a fair price
User avatar #992775 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
oblooterator: currently in voting for between one key or seven refined, leaning towards one key. trade.tf says its current lowest sell is one key and four refined.

spent well spirits. currently in voting for half a key. trade.tf says its current lowest sell is half a key.
User avatar #992776 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
On backpack.tf spirits is 4ref and in the voting for much lower and obolooterator is 7ref and falling, with people trading at these prices. Nobody gonna take your trade at this rate.
User avatar #992777 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
Backpack.tf is a >price voting site< that has multiple entries for the same item. there's one entry for a rust flamethrower mk.1 that's trying to get six buds.
User avatar #992778 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
most people on outpost used backpack.tf prices, and outpost is fucking huge.
User avatar #992780 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I know a massive percentage of outposters who do tf2 trading for real profit that refuse to use backpack.tf because a lot of the prices get fixed. the price voting on that site is broken.
User avatar #992782 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
outpost usually has everybody selling for much higher and buying for much lower hoping for a quick buck. backpack.tf prices work as a general standard, or at least are much better than your retarded "spirits for a key" offer.
#845 - >:I I'm upset with you  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
#847 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
I sure do love the pimp whip.
#846 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
Just sayin'
The only shortening you need is James.
And I do not know why, I find Zoey extremely hot.
#843 - I just thought it fit since jimmy is short for james  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
#844 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
My actual full name is James-Emmanuel.
But you can only use the full name to tell me when I'm really in deep shit.
#845 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
>:I I'm upset with you
#847 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
I sure do love the pimp whip.
#846 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
Just sayin'
The only shortening you need is James.
And I do not know why, I find Zoey extremely hot.
#841 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
#842 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
You can use this.
I'm sure about it..
Now every time you use the Jimmies image, I can only thing that someone chopped off your dick. Congrats.
#843 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I just thought it fit since jimmy is short for james
#844 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
My actual full name is James-Emmanuel.
But you can only use the full name to tell me when I'm really in deep shit.
#845 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
>:I I'm upset with you
#847 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
I sure do love the pimp whip.
#846 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
Just sayin'
The only shortening you need is James.
And I do not know why, I find Zoey extremely hot.
#110 - I'm always looking for partners to join me  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Perfect Poker face +1
User avatar #114 - tlg (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm not the best partner to have, but I'd be happy to join you. My name is VorusR on Steam.
#106 - I sadly can't produce that screenshot, as I have yet to beat i…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Perfect Poker face +1
User avatar #109 - tlg (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, good luck with your adventure.
User avatar #110 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm always looking for partners to join me
User avatar #114 - tlg (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm not the best partner to have, but I'd be happy to join you. My name is VorusR on Steam.
#102 - It's worth it, honestly. The ending lines for each of them bre…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Perfect Poker face +1
User avatar #104 - tlg (07/02/2014) [-]
My favorite one is the Engineer's.
#106 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
I sadly can't produce that screenshot, as I have yet to beat it with him yet
User avatar #109 - tlg (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, good luck with your adventure.
User avatar #110 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm always looking for partners to join me
User avatar #114 - tlg (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm not the best partner to have, but I'd be happy to join you. My name is VorusR on Steam.
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#879 - dehnoobshow (07/16/2014) [-]
I like flooding your profile.
Nothing can stop me.
User avatar #880 to #879 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I got it back
#875 - dehnoobshow (07/16/2014) [-]
MFW flooding your profile.
MFW flooding your profile.
#867 - dehnoobshow (07/14/2014) [-]
Monday. I get to be Reunited with my beloved internet at some point today.
#866 - dehnoobshow (07/13/2014) [-]
MFW Recent pictures allows me to post pictures on my phone.
#868 to #866 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/16/2014) [-]
>not having a reaction folder on your phone
How can you be this casual?
#869 to #868 - dehnoobshow (07/16/2014) [-]
&gt;Having HTC Windows 8 phone.   
&gt;&quot;Select File Manually&quot; doesn't work on websites.   
0/10 Learn to Mobile.
>Having HTC Windows 8 phone.
>"Select File Manually" doesn't work on websites.
0/10 Learn to Mobile.
#870 to #869 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/16/2014) [-]
&gt;windows phone   
HTC One Master Race
>windows phone
HTC One Master Race
#871 to #870 - dehnoobshow (07/16/2014) [-]
Almost a year ago, HTC W8P was the most recent version. And was "The Master Race".
I sure as hell ain't selling a perfectly functioning phone just to keep up with the latest tech.
#872 to #871 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/16/2014) [-]
Thge HTC one released last year.
Thge HTC one released last year.
#873 to #872 - dehnoobshow (07/16/2014) [-]
I had other things to do, so I may have my dates off.   
May I point out I'm a poorfag, I ain't got the money to buy newer shit.
I had other things to do, so I may have my dates off.
May I point out I'm a poorfag, I ain't got the money to buy newer shit.
User avatar #874 to #873 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/16/2014) [-]
why don't you buy more money?
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #862 to #861 - dehnoobshow (07/11/2014) [-]
Assassin? I like to think of myself more like a Nightingale.

Also, 117 champions in LoL. The Main character of Halo is Master Chief John 117. Coincidence? I think not.
User avatar #863 to #862 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
FUCK! I forgot to mention 9/11 after I said planes go high.
User avatar #864 to #863 - dehnoobshow (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't like 9/11 jokes. They're just plane wrong.
#858 - dehnoobshow (07/07/2014) [-]
tfw the candy was a lie
User avatar #878 to #858 - dndxplain (07/16/2014) [-]
nevermind. geiger counter
User avatar #877 to #858 - dndxplain (07/16/2014) [-]
you still need to sauce this for me
User avatar #859 to #858 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
...

sauce
User avatar #860 to #859 - dehnoobshow (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm on my phone, sadly, I can not search and deliver sauce. Best I can do in such short notice is rub salsa sauce all over my body.
#849 - dehnoobshow (07/06/2014) [-]
For the last few minutes, I've been searching for proof of Jinx's sexuality, I find no evidence of either up to now. I'm still missing some website though.
User avatar #850 to #849 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
indeed
User avatar #851 to #850 - dehnoobshow (07/06/2014) [-]
But the "According to a Reddit AMA, Jinx wants to hug Ziggs. Ziggs, however, is quite terrified of Jinx." fact is kinda amusing.
User avatar #852 to #851 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
well, hugging != shagging.

I saw a few riot official forums... can't remember where
#853 to #852 - dehnoobshow (07/06/2014) [-]
I was just stating a rather random fact about Jinx, not sure what you were trying to do with &quot;!=&quot; but k.   
Anyways, I looked at her official page and still find no mention what so ever, so from now on, I settle on Bisexual.
I was just stating a rather random fact about Jinx, not sure what you were trying to do with "!=" but k.
Anyways, I looked at her official page and still find no mention what so ever, so from now on, I settle on Bisexual.
User avatar #854 to #853 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
!= means "does not equal"
User avatar #855 to #854 - dehnoobshow (07/06/2014) [-]
=/= would make more sense.
User avatar #856 to #855 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
!= is used in programming.
User avatar #857 to #856 - dehnoobshow (07/06/2014) [-]
≠ is used in maths.

it's interesting how during an argument, we digress.
#838 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
I cropped three things.
#842 to #841 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
You can use this.
I'm sure about it..
Now every time you use the Jimmies image, I can only thing that someone chopped off your dick. Congrats.
#843 to #842 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I just thought it fit since jimmy is short for james
#844 to #843 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
My actual full name is James-Emmanuel.
But you can only use the full name to tell me when I'm really in deep shit.
#845 to #844 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
>:I I'm upset with you
#847 to #845 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
I sure do love the pimp whip.
#846 to #845 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
Just sayin'
The only shortening you need is James.
And I do not know why, I find Zoey extremely hot.
#840 to #839 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
And obviously...
#819 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Such foreshadowing.
User avatar #820 to #819 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I don't speak frogsniffer
User avatar #821 to #820 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
"Je parlerais toujours en francais" means "I will always speak in french"
I just spoke in english.
User avatar #822 to #821 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
neat.
#823 to #822 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
It's not.   
It's really not.
It's not.
It's really not.
#818 - dehnoobshow (06/27/2014) [-]
Knowing you already saw this content, this will be relevant one day.
Knowing you already saw this content, this will be relevant one day.
User avatar #881 to #818 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
looks like you were right.
#816 - dehnoobshow (06/25/2014) [-]
I edited a thing.
User avatar #817 to #816 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
.-. I worry about you. I really do.
#824 to #817 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
Since I have no interest in spamming your profile with my bullshit,
This comment will do.
I really love this image. I don't know why.
#825 to #824 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
it's our relationship in a nutshell
#826 to #825 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
I'd confess, when we met, I didn't expect to get confused about my sexuality half way in.   
 No pun intended.
I'd confess, when we met, I didn't expect to get confused about my sexuality half way in.
No pun intended.
#827 to #826 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Evidently, I do this to a lot of people.
crazylance can testify.
User avatar #848 to #827 - crazylance (07/03/2014) [-]
Hey hey, I was bi before we met,
you just dropped the brick that sealed my sexuality in that state.
#828 to #827 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
I mean, the first thing you said on my profile is, and I quote:   
&quot; 'Interests: Rape'   
you and I are going to get along nicely.&quot;
I mean, the first thing you said on my profile is, and I quote:
" 'Interests: Rape'
you and I are going to get along nicely."
#829 to #828 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
you know it's true though
you know it's true though
#830 to #829 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, you weren't wrong.   
It was just an unexpected  yet oddly satisfying  turn of events.
Well, you weren't wrong.
It was just an unexpected yet oddly satisfying turn of events.
#831 to #830 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #833 to #831 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
Also, warn me if I'm being too gay so I can lay off the gayness for a while.
#834 to #833 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
>mfw you think it's possible to be too gay
#835 to #834 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
MFW I just started questioning my sexuality so I don't know the limits of my new powers.
MFW I just started questioning my sexuality so I don't know the limits of my new powers.
User avatar #836 to #835 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I think we need some professional advice.
sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #837 to #836 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes, sparkyoneonetwo fellow.
Teach me the way of the gay.
#807 - dehnoobshow (06/24/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know why I made this.
User avatar #808 to #807 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
it's what you'll be saying tonight hun
#814 to #808 - dehnoobshow (06/24/2014) [-]
This is my new TF2 spray.
User avatar #815 to #814 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
lovely
User avatar #810 to #809 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
tfw I want to play with you
but you don't have risk of rain.
I'm not even saying enter the raffle.
buy it for all I care but it's a damn good game and I want to play it with friends ;w;
User avatar #811 to #810 - dehnoobshow (06/24/2014) [-]
tfw I wanted to play No More Room In Hell with people
tfw No one in my friends play it so I deleted it.
User avatar #812 to #811 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
same
#813 to #812 - dehnoobshow (06/24/2014) [-]
Dwarves Children scare me the most.
#772 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
I came in your dishwasher.
I came in your dishwasher.
#797 to #796 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Good.
Good.
User avatar #798 to #797 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
no dick for you
#799 to #798 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Worth it.
Worth it.
User avatar #800 to #799 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
rip campin creeper, he could have been my pet kitten
#801 to #800 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Who the fuck fucks their kitten?

pic unrelated.
User avatar #773 to #772 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Don't let her father find out
#774 to #773 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
So that's why when I was running away I was getting shot at.
So that's why when I was running away I was getting shot at.
User avatar #775 to #774 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
anyway, raffle update. Each slot costs one reclaim metal now instead of one refined and it's a choice between Portal (classic) and Risk of Rain
User avatar #776 to #775 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
I already have Portal for Xbox 360.
If It were Portal 2, I'd jump right in.
User avatar #777 to #776 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
well shit.
User avatar #778 to #777 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
There's some games that I want to have. And with everything, I decide to wait until they are there.
User avatar #779 to #778 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
any recommendations for raffles?
User avatar #780 to #779 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
All I can offer right now is those I'd go for:
-Terraria (Probably already did. But I wasn't there)
-Brink (I already have it for Xbox, but it's a very good game. And who knows? With mods, things might be epic.)
Those are what I think for now. I hear Terraria is really cheap due to steam sales, but since I'm such a fucking faggot, I have no money.
User avatar #781 to #780 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I will suggest it
#782 to #781 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
I know you will bby
I know you will bby
#786 to #784 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Aw, they didn't do Evelynn.
Aw, they didn't do Evelynn.
User avatar #787 to #786 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
they did elise
#788 to #787 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Fuck Elise.
Evelynn the Widowmaker master race.
#789 to #788 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Gladly.
#790 to #789 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
PlentaKill feat. Rachelle Lum - Illusionist (Aqua - Candyman LoL Parody) PLK Have I ever told you I have Arachnophobia?

Anyways, Elise can't even cloak.
User avatar #791 to #790 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Elise don't need a cloak. also, you're a wussy then.

that's only part 1, you know...
I mean, the one I sent
#792 to #791 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
You're talking to the guy who needs someone to Co-op horror games.
Of course I'm a pussy.
User avatar #794 to #792 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
oh, and terrarria was added to this raffle.
User avatar #793 to #792 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Spiders are love. spiders are life.
#795 to #793 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Spiders are the fucking spawn of Satan.
User avatar #783 to #782 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Terraria is up next
#785 to #783 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Naturally.
It's like. 3$.
User avatar #770 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #740 to #739 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
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