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Age: 19
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:8/31/2014
Location:a basement
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
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#21 - perfect timing: 08/23/2014 on They're after me sugar bombs 0
#123 - Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Zoey Quinn Proof +1
User avatar #270 - InglushMayjur (08/24/2014) [-]
Those are some dope ass rhymes.
#13 - inb4 thelizardlord hi nikolai  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2014 on They're after me sugar bombs 0
User avatar #20 - thelizardlord (08/23/2014) [-]
Hi chris
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (08/23/2014) [-]
perfect timing:
"Fallout: Diary of a Dead Man" by Alice
#11 - Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b… 08/23/2014 on Aliens.jpg +27
#19 - Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b… 08/23/2014 on i ain't no casual +3
#128 - I get what you mean. suprisingly even 4chan is getting infected 08/23/2014 on Adam Sessler gets trolled 0
#126 - pretty much everyone with common sense and no wallets riding o…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Adam Sessler gets trolled 0
User avatar #127 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/23/2014) [-]
I meant more who do I see to get some. Cause, I assume they're being handed out.

Can I pick what kind of pitchfork, or are they all the same?
User avatar #128 - lordgeneral (08/23/2014) [-]
I get what you mean. suprisingly even 4chan is getting infected
#122 - her game "depression quest" is (supposed to be) an e…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Adam Sessler gets trolled 0
User avatar #125 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/23/2014) [-]
Ah.

So, who's getting the pitchforks and torches?
User avatar #126 - lordgeneral (08/23/2014) [-]
pretty much everyone with common sense and no wallets riding on her (hue)
User avatar #127 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/23/2014) [-]
I meant more who do I see to get some. Cause, I assume they're being handed out.

Can I pick what kind of pitchfork, or are they all the same?
User avatar #128 - lordgeneral (08/23/2014) [-]
I get what you mean. suprisingly even 4chan is getting infected
#119 - she used his death as a soapbox to advertise her game  [+] (6 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Adam Sessler gets trolled 0
User avatar #120 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/23/2014) [-]
...the fuck? What? When? How?
User avatar #122 - lordgeneral (08/23/2014) [-]
her game "depression quest" is (supposed to be) an example of what life with depression is like. Robin Williams suffered from depression and ultimately committed suicide because of it (allegedly).

www.forbes.com/sites/davidthier/2014/08/14/depression-quest-free-on-steam-in-wake-of-robin-williams-suicide/
User avatar #125 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/23/2014) [-]
Ah.

So, who's getting the pitchforks and torches?
User avatar #126 - lordgeneral (08/23/2014) [-]
pretty much everyone with common sense and no wallets riding on her (hue)
User avatar #127 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/23/2014) [-]
I meant more who do I see to get some. Cause, I assume they're being handed out.

Can I pick what kind of pitchfork, or are they all the same?
User avatar #128 - lordgeneral (08/23/2014) [-]
I get what you mean. suprisingly even 4chan is getting infected
#9542780 - that's actually a pretty good idea... 08/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9542778 - I would if it meant having to share what my lovers and I do.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9542779 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
fine go hook up with random guys and girls and fuck them on camera while wearing a mask so noone can telll its you
User avatar #9542780 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
that's actually a pretty good idea...
#9542774 - that'd imply sharing what we do. 08/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9542766 - oh no, our relationship's had some kinks lately but (hopefully… 08/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9542758 - I love my girls (and boys, dehnoobshow, jonnyafire) relentless… 08/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9542748 - [spoiler] yes, but at the end of the day, mine are real.… 08/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9542739 - that feel when the imperium doesn't disallow same sex marriage… 08/22/2014 on retard forum +1
#9542734 - unless you're a heretic. 08/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9542727 - actually, as confusing as it may seem, I'm absolutely anti-sjw 08/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9542724 - I don't react well to jokes about sexuality 08/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9542698 - I'd like to get something well defined in all seriousness befo…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/22/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9542736 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
*grabs your collar and powerfist slaps the shit out of you*

SLAANESH MAKES ME GENDER NEUTRAL

DONT YOU DARE QUESTION SLAANESH
User avatar #9542739 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
that feel when the imperium doesn't disallow same sex marriages. or polygamour.
that feel when I can still enjoy laying on my side against a feather down pillow with my lovers in my arms, taking in their scent in the pale light of a terran sunrise.

that feel you shall never know.
User avatar #9542731 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
right...you support equality without bitching or preaching about it
User avatar #9542734 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
unless you're a heretic.
#9542726 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
yfw
User avatar #9542727 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
actually, as confusing as it may seem, I'm absolutely anti-sjw
User avatar #9542705 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
was supposed to be a joke that flew over your head it seems

User avatar #9542724 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I don't react well to jokes about sexuality
#9542689 - considering I don't catch, I pitch, I hope twilighteyes comes …  [+] (22 new replies) 08/22/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9542776 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
implying you dont want to be a porn star rolling in money
User avatar #9542778 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I would if it meant having to share what my lovers and I do.
User avatar #9542779 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
fine go hook up with random guys and girls and fuck them on camera while wearing a mask so noone can telll its you
User avatar #9542780 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
that's actually a pretty good idea...
User avatar #9542773 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
hmmmm
become a porn star with your loves and make money doing what you do anyway
User avatar #9542774 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
that'd imply sharing what we do.
User avatar #9542762 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
well hard to really help a mother hen overprotective one.....just i guess dont come on too strong and trying to close them in
User avatar #9542766 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
oh no, our relationship's had some kinks lately but (hopefully) they're all sorted. I'm just jobless and might soon be homeless
User avatar #9542752 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
irl i have a gf....

oddest thing too......we have so much in common with the twist that shes stayed positive in life while i went negative

its like shes Raven Guard and im Night Lords
User avatar #9542758 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I love my girls (and boys, dehnoobshow, jonnyafire) relentlessly, and am seriously overprotective. honestly though, with everything that's been happening in life I don't know what to do right now.
User avatar #9542745 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
fuck yo shit nyegga
i have several daemonette girls who love me and i love them

fc01.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/301/6/4/Corrupt_the_righteous_by_torture_device.jpg
User avatar #9542748 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
[spoiler] yes, but at the end of the day, mine are real. 40k or not. [/spoiler]
User avatar #9542691 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
called twilight
fucks lordgeneral

lordgeneral done caught the gay
User avatar #9542698 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I'd like to get something well defined in all seriousness before we continue this further.
I'm not gay.
I'm not straight.

I don't give two shits about gender. if they're a good person (as defined by me) then I will sleep with and even be with them
User avatar #9542736 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
*grabs your collar and powerfist slaps the shit out of you*

SLAANESH MAKES ME GENDER NEUTRAL

DONT YOU DARE QUESTION SLAANESH
User avatar #9542739 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
that feel when the imperium doesn't disallow same sex marriages. or polygamour.
that feel when I can still enjoy laying on my side against a feather down pillow with my lovers in my arms, taking in their scent in the pale light of a terran sunrise.

that feel you shall never know.
User avatar #9542731 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
right...you support equality without bitching or preaching about it
User avatar #9542734 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
unless you're a heretic.
#9542726 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
yfw
User avatar #9542727 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
actually, as confusing as it may seem, I'm absolutely anti-sjw
User avatar #9542705 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
was supposed to be a joke that flew over your head it seems

User avatar #9542724 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I don't react well to jokes about sexuality
#9542681 - autosubmit should change their name to autosubmissive in that case  [+] (24 new replies) 08/22/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9542684 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user twilightyes ** will buttsex lordgeneral
User avatar #9542689 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
considering I don't catch, I pitch, I hope twilighteyes comes with lube
User avatar #9542776 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
implying you dont want to be a porn star rolling in money
User avatar #9542778 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I would if it meant having to share what my lovers and I do.
User avatar #9542779 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
fine go hook up with random guys and girls and fuck them on camera while wearing a mask so noone can telll its you
User avatar #9542780 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
that's actually a pretty good idea...
User avatar #9542773 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
hmmmm
become a porn star with your loves and make money doing what you do anyway
User avatar #9542774 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
that'd imply sharing what we do.
User avatar #9542762 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
well hard to really help a mother hen overprotective one.....just i guess dont come on too strong and trying to close them in
User avatar #9542766 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
oh no, our relationship's had some kinks lately but (hopefully) they're all sorted. I'm just jobless and might soon be homeless
User avatar #9542752 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
irl i have a gf....

oddest thing too......we have so much in common with the twist that shes stayed positive in life while i went negative

its like shes Raven Guard and im Night Lords
User avatar #9542758 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I love my girls (and boys, dehnoobshow, jonnyafire) relentlessly, and am seriously overprotective. honestly though, with everything that's been happening in life I don't know what to do right now.
User avatar #9542745 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
fuck yo shit nyegga
i have several daemonette girls who love me and i love them

fc01.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/301/6/4/Corrupt_the_righteous_by_torture_device.jpg
User avatar #9542748 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
[spoiler] yes, but at the end of the day, mine are real. 40k or not. [/spoiler]
User avatar #9542691 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
called twilight
fucks lordgeneral

lordgeneral done caught the gay
User avatar #9542698 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I'd like to get something well defined in all seriousness before we continue this further.
I'm not gay.
I'm not straight.

I don't give two shits about gender. if they're a good person (as defined by me) then I will sleep with and even be with them
User avatar #9542736 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
*grabs your collar and powerfist slaps the shit out of you*

SLAANESH MAKES ME GENDER NEUTRAL

DONT YOU DARE QUESTION SLAANESH
User avatar #9542739 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
that feel when the imperium doesn't disallow same sex marriages. or polygamour.
that feel when I can still enjoy laying on my side against a feather down pillow with my lovers in my arms, taking in their scent in the pale light of a terran sunrise.

that feel you shall never know.
User avatar #9542731 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
right...you support equality without bitching or preaching about it
User avatar #9542734 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
unless you're a heretic.
#9542726 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
yfw
User avatar #9542727 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
actually, as confusing as it may seem, I'm absolutely anti-sjw
User avatar #9542705 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
was supposed to be a joke that flew over your head it seems

User avatar #9542724 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I don't react well to jokes about sexuality
#9542674 - hell yes I will. I'll **** anything with a decent…  [+] (27 new replies) 08/22/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9542678 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user autosubmit ** will fuck lordgeneral
User avatar #9542682 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
okay screw that, a troll account doesnt count
User avatar #9542681 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
autosubmit should change their name to autosubmissive in that case
User avatar #9542684 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user twilightyes ** will buttsex lordgeneral
User avatar #9542689 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
considering I don't catch, I pitch, I hope twilighteyes comes with lube
User avatar #9542776 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
implying you dont want to be a porn star rolling in money
User avatar #9542778 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I would if it meant having to share what my lovers and I do.
User avatar #9542779 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
fine go hook up with random guys and girls and fuck them on camera while wearing a mask so noone can telll its you
User avatar #9542780 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
that's actually a pretty good idea...
User avatar #9542773 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
hmmmm
become a porn star with your loves and make money doing what you do anyway
User avatar #9542774 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
that'd imply sharing what we do.
User avatar #9542762 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
well hard to really help a mother hen overprotective one.....just i guess dont come on too strong and trying to close them in
User avatar #9542766 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
oh no, our relationship's had some kinks lately but (hopefully) they're all sorted. I'm just jobless and might soon be homeless
User avatar #9542752 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
irl i have a gf....

oddest thing too......we have so much in common with the twist that shes stayed positive in life while i went negative

its like shes Raven Guard and im Night Lords
User avatar #9542758 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I love my girls (and boys, dehnoobshow, jonnyafire) relentlessly, and am seriously overprotective. honestly though, with everything that's been happening in life I don't know what to do right now.
User avatar #9542745 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
fuck yo shit nyegga
i have several daemonette girls who love me and i love them

fc01.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/301/6/4/Corrupt_the_righteous_by_torture_device.jpg
User avatar #9542748 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
[spoiler] yes, but at the end of the day, mine are real. 40k or not. [/spoiler]
User avatar #9542691 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
called twilight
fucks lordgeneral

lordgeneral done caught the gay
User avatar #9542698 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I'd like to get something well defined in all seriousness before we continue this further.
I'm not gay.
I'm not straight.

I don't give two shits about gender. if they're a good person (as defined by me) then I will sleep with and even be with them
User avatar #9542736 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
*grabs your collar and powerfist slaps the shit out of you*

SLAANESH MAKES ME GENDER NEUTRAL

DONT YOU DARE QUESTION SLAANESH
User avatar #9542739 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
that feel when the imperium doesn't disallow same sex marriages. or polygamour.
that feel when I can still enjoy laying on my side against a feather down pillow with my lovers in my arms, taking in their scent in the pale light of a terran sunrise.

that feel you shall never know.
User avatar #9542731 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
right...you support equality without bitching or preaching about it
User avatar #9542734 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
unless you're a heretic.
#9542726 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
yfw
User avatar #9542727 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
actually, as confusing as it may seem, I'm absolutely anti-sjw
User avatar #9542705 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
was supposed to be a joke that flew over your head it seems

User avatar #9542724 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I don't react well to jokes about sexuality
#9542663 - so not at all then  [+] (29 new replies) 08/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9542667 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
lordgeneral will fuck this
User avatar #9542674 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
hell yes I will. I'll fuck anything with a decent personality that wants to.
User avatar #9542678 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user autosubmit ** will fuck lordgeneral
User avatar #9542682 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
okay screw that, a troll account doesnt count
User avatar #9542681 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
autosubmit should change their name to autosubmissive in that case
User avatar #9542684 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user twilightyes ** will buttsex lordgeneral
User avatar #9542689 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
considering I don't catch, I pitch, I hope twilighteyes comes with lube
User avatar #9542776 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
implying you dont want to be a porn star rolling in money
User avatar #9542778 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I would if it meant having to share what my lovers and I do.
User avatar #9542779 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
fine go hook up with random guys and girls and fuck them on camera while wearing a mask so noone can telll its you
User avatar #9542780 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
that's actually a pretty good idea...
User avatar #9542773 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
hmmmm
become a porn star with your loves and make money doing what you do anyway
User avatar #9542774 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
that'd imply sharing what we do.
User avatar #9542762 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
well hard to really help a mother hen overprotective one.....just i guess dont come on too strong and trying to close them in
User avatar #9542766 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
oh no, our relationship's had some kinks lately but (hopefully) they're all sorted. I'm just jobless and might soon be homeless
User avatar #9542752 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
irl i have a gf....

oddest thing too......we have so much in common with the twist that shes stayed positive in life while i went negative

its like shes Raven Guard and im Night Lords
User avatar #9542758 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I love my girls (and boys, dehnoobshow, jonnyafire) relentlessly, and am seriously overprotective. honestly though, with everything that's been happening in life I don't know what to do right now.
User avatar #9542745 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
fuck yo shit nyegga
i have several daemonette girls who love me and i love them

fc01.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/301/6/4/Corrupt_the_righteous_by_torture_device.jpg
User avatar #9542748 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
[spoiler] yes, but at the end of the day, mine are real. 40k or not. [/spoiler]
User avatar #9542691 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
called twilight
fucks lordgeneral

lordgeneral done caught the gay
User avatar #9542698 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I'd like to get something well defined in all seriousness before we continue this further.
I'm not gay.
I'm not straight.

I don't give two shits about gender. if they're a good person (as defined by me) then I will sleep with and even be with them
User avatar #9542736 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
*grabs your collar and powerfist slaps the shit out of you*

SLAANESH MAKES ME GENDER NEUTRAL

DONT YOU DARE QUESTION SLAANESH
User avatar #9542739 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
that feel when the imperium doesn't disallow same sex marriages. or polygamour.
that feel when I can still enjoy laying on my side against a feather down pillow with my lovers in my arms, taking in their scent in the pale light of a terran sunrise.

that feel you shall never know.
User avatar #9542731 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
right...you support equality without bitching or preaching about it
User avatar #9542734 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
unless you're a heretic.
#9542726 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
yfw
User avatar #9542727 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
actually, as confusing as it may seem, I'm absolutely anti-sjw
User avatar #9542705 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
was supposed to be a joke that flew over your head it seems

User avatar #9542724 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I don't react well to jokes about sexuality
#9542659 - **lordgeneral rolled image ** Again, that's a total …  [+] (31 new replies) 08/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9542661 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is how straight lordgeneral is
User avatar #9542663 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
so not at all then
#9542667 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
lordgeneral will fuck this
User avatar #9542674 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
hell yes I will. I'll fuck anything with a decent personality that wants to.
User avatar #9542678 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user autosubmit ** will fuck lordgeneral
User avatar #9542682 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
okay screw that, a troll account doesnt count
User avatar #9542681 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
autosubmit should change their name to autosubmissive in that case
User avatar #9542684 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user twilightyes ** will buttsex lordgeneral
User avatar #9542689 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
considering I don't catch, I pitch, I hope twilighteyes comes with lube
User avatar #9542776 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
implying you dont want to be a porn star rolling in money
User avatar #9542778 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I would if it meant having to share what my lovers and I do.
User avatar #9542779 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
fine go hook up with random guys and girls and fuck them on camera while wearing a mask so noone can telll its you
User avatar #9542780 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
that's actually a pretty good idea...
User avatar #9542773 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
hmmmm
become a porn star with your loves and make money doing what you do anyway
User avatar #9542774 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
that'd imply sharing what we do.
User avatar #9542762 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
well hard to really help a mother hen overprotective one.....just i guess dont come on too strong and trying to close them in
User avatar #9542766 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
oh no, our relationship's had some kinks lately but (hopefully) they're all sorted. I'm just jobless and might soon be homeless
User avatar #9542752 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
irl i have a gf....

oddest thing too......we have so much in common with the twist that shes stayed positive in life while i went negative

its like shes Raven Guard and im Night Lords
User avatar #9542758 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I love my girls (and boys, dehnoobshow, jonnyafire) relentlessly, and am seriously overprotective. honestly though, with everything that's been happening in life I don't know what to do right now.
User avatar #9542745 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
fuck yo shit nyegga
i have several daemonette girls who love me and i love them

fc01.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/301/6/4/Corrupt_the_righteous_by_torture_device.jpg
User avatar #9542748 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
[spoiler] yes, but at the end of the day, mine are real. 40k or not. [/spoiler]
User avatar #9542691 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
called twilight
fucks lordgeneral

lordgeneral done caught the gay
User avatar #9542698 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I'd like to get something well defined in all seriousness before we continue this further.
I'm not gay.
I'm not straight.

I don't give two shits about gender. if they're a good person (as defined by me) then I will sleep with and even be with them
User avatar #9542736 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
*grabs your collar and powerfist slaps the shit out of you*

SLAANESH MAKES ME GENDER NEUTRAL

DONT YOU DARE QUESTION SLAANESH
User avatar #9542739 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
that feel when the imperium doesn't disallow same sex marriages. or polygamour.
that feel when I can still enjoy laying on my side against a feather down pillow with my lovers in my arms, taking in their scent in the pale light of a terran sunrise.

that feel you shall never know.
User avatar #9542731 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
right...you support equality without bitching or preaching about it
User avatar #9542734 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
unless you're a heretic.
#9542726 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
yfw
User avatar #9542727 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
actually, as confusing as it may seem, I'm absolutely anti-sjw
User avatar #9542705 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
was supposed to be a joke that flew over your head it seems

User avatar #9542724 - lordgeneral (08/22/2014) [-]
I don't react well to jokes about sexuality
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#929 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll remember to do this.
I'll remember to do this.
User avatar #930 to #929 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
<3 that's painful though
User avatar #931 to #930 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I won't bite yours~
User avatar #932 to #931 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I actually meant having a large round object sliding down your throat
that's how you get throat bruises
User avatar #933 to #932 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I want your large object sliding down my throat.
I don't care if it hurts me.
User avatar #934 to #933 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that goes without saying my gorgeous boy~
User avatar #916 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
tell you what

you find that mark of chaos banhammer gif ill consider skype
User avatar #917 to #916 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you mean a banhammer pic from 40k mark of chaos, or the chaos undivided symbol
#918 to #917 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
&lt; this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
< this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
#937 to #918 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
Now get Skype.  lordgeneral
Now get Skype. lordgeneral
#938 to #937 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
ill look into skype just give me a quick brief on how it works

i have a ****** 2 degrees mobile and not keen on a million messages popping up on it
#939 to #938 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
All you need to know is to add people and chat/call them.
I prefer using skype for Gaming as steam voice chat is **** .
And most of my friends don't have phones yet have ipods that have Skype.
Just get it to make him shut up,at least.

#940 to #939 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
is it a messaging thing online like yahoo messenger or a phone thing
User avatar #941 to #940 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
Mix phone with messenger.
You can chat, then use voice call and video call.
User avatar #919 to #918 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
youtu.be/q0ygjD04vyU
feel free to listen to this while I look
#920 to #919 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
*twitches*
User avatar #921 to #920 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it
#923 to #922 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
at least I'm trying
at least I'm trying
#924 to #923 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
User avatar #925 to #924 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 to #925 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 to #926 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #928 to #927 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#905 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
Here it is, I have the unfilled version.
User avatar #906 to #905 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
you can post that later o3o
User avatar #907 to #906 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
By later, do you mean now?
User avatar #908 to #907 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
if you so wish
#903 - dehnoobshow (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's that image you once saw as a recent download.
I'm using it now for reasons.
#911 to #904 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel that this will be relevant.
I feel that this will be relevant.
User avatar #912 to #911 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
eh, I'm not that big
User avatar #913 to #912 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no ******* way that'll fit."
User avatar #914 to #913 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
then I'll stock up on lube
User avatar #915 to #914 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#898 - dehnoobshow (08/01/2014) [-]
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
#900 to #899 - dehnoobshow (08/07/2014) [-]
Replace &quot;she&quot; with &quot;he&quot;
Replace "she" with "he"
#884 to #883 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
#725 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/10/2014) [-]
"Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Location: a basement"

User avatar #726 to #725 - lordgeneral (05/10/2014) [-]
naaah, that's just for fun

I don't have a basement
User avatar #723 - dyalibya (05/03/2014) [-]
"deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships"

Thats a bad good combo
User avatar #722 to #721 - lordgeneral (04/25/2014) [-]
hello there :3
User avatar #700 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral into a pot of boiling water and makes soup*
User avatar #702 to #701 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*drinks*
tastes like venison
User avatar #703 to #702 - lordgeneral (04/21/2014) [-]
does this mean I'm... deer to you?
User avatar #704 to #703 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
hmmmm
more like the hunter shot bambi, now im cooking you
User avatar #706 to #705 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*adds spices*
this is gonna be good soup
#707 to #706 - lordgeneral (04/21/2014) [-]
krasnogvardiech save me
User avatar #708 to #707 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Kras, here share the soup, then ill buy you some alcohol
User avatar #709 to #708 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Decisions, decisions.

On one hand, the Night Haunter himself promised to buy me booze after some mild cannibalism.
On the other hand, my Lord General gave me a direct order.

On one hand, I could go up against a supposedly-dead renegade Primarch and be a proper bloody Guardsman... on the other hand I could take another small step on the road to corruption.

Ah, what the hell.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

*The Red Guardsman saves the Lord General!*
[Karma gained! The Emperor smiles upon you!]
[Reputation gained! You're a ******* crazy maniac]
User avatar #710 to #709 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*spends the next 20 years launching terror strikes on Kras' life whreever he goes so the people all aroun him live in constant fear of torture and death and know its Kras fault*
User avatar #711 to #710 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Night Haunter, what are you doing?!
Go home Kurze-chan, you're drunk.
User avatar #712 to #711 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*skins a pair of senior citizens and writes "blame in on Kras* in their blood over the walls of the town hall*
#713 to #712 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Your sentence is gramatically hideous and you should feel bad!
User avatar #714 to #713 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*collects up all forms of alcohol throughout the nation, and destroys it all, demolishes all breweries, embargoes all alcohol imports, and has alpha legion police all forms of homemade alcohol, so kras is forced to become sober*
User avatar #715 to #714 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
YOU BASTARD
User avatar #716 to #715 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
and when i mean policing all forms of alcohol, i mean all methylated spirits, ethanol alcohol, hospital alcohol, and hell even cough syrup, are strictly monitored
User avatar #717 to #716 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
**** YOU

I WILL DRINK PAINT STRIPPER INSTEAD THEN

FOR VOSTOROYA! FOR THE EMPEROR!
User avatar #730 to #717 - lordgeneral (05/27/2014) [-]
make alcohol from his blood.
User avatar #731 to #730 - krasnogvardiech (05/27/2014) [-]
What, are you dense? Are you a heretic?

He's the god-damn Emperor of Man.
User avatar #718 to #717 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
nope, thats policed too

and floor polish, and everything else capable of inducing a state of drunkenness is monitored down to the last drop....alpha legion and their spies are everywhere...always watching
User avatar #719 to #718 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
I WILL MAKE BOOZE OUT OF GREENSKIN CORPSES

VALHALLANS ARE GENIUS BOOZEMAKERS
User avatar #720 to #719 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
fine those are policed too
and all forms of wood in case you get that desperate....i know you soviets make wood vodka....so wood is watched
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