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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/exterminatuss/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: TF2, stuff
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:4/20/2014
Location:a basement
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#385 - sucks mang 04/07/2014 on bitchpleaseshutup's profile 0
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#381 - and the details state...?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/07/2014 on bitchpleaseshutup's profile 0
User avatar #384 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I lack the CPU and Video Card

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User avatar #385 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
sucks mang
#382 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I already closed the tab.
User avatar #383 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
ctrl+shift+T
#379 - www.systemrequirementslab.com/ at least check  [+] (6 new replies) 04/07/2014 on bitchpleaseshutup's profile 0
User avatar #380 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
"Sorry, your computer does not meet the minimum specifications required to run this product. Please review the details below for more information."
User avatar #381 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
and the details state...?
User avatar #384 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I lack the CPU and Video Card

Minimum: Intel Core 2 Duo e6400 or AMD Athlon x64 4000+
You Have: Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU 1005M @ 1.90GHz
Minimum: Nvidia GeForce 8600 GT or ATI Radeon HD 3600
You Have: Intel(R) HD Graphics
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Pixel Shader version 3.0 5.0
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User avatar #385 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
sucks mang
#382 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I already closed the tab.
User avatar #383 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
ctrl+shift+T
#377 - I'm taken, remember? source: www.youtube.c…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/07/2014 on bitchpleaseshutup's profile 0
User avatar #378 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
My PC isn't that great and I don't have any money for next gen
User avatar #379 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #380 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
"Sorry, your computer does not meet the minimum specifications required to run this product. Please review the details below for more information."
User avatar #381 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
and the details state...?
User avatar #384 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I lack the CPU and Video Card

Minimum: Intel Core 2 Duo e6400 or AMD Athlon x64 4000+
You Have: Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU 1005M @ 1.90GHz
Minimum: Nvidia GeForce 8600 GT or ATI Radeon HD 3600
You Have: Intel(R) HD Graphics
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Pixel Shader version 3.0 5.0
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User avatar #385 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
sucks mang
#382 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I already closed the tab.
User avatar #383 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
ctrl+shift+T
#375 - I'm running out of pictures  [+] (10 new replies) 04/07/2014 on bitchpleaseshutup's profile 0
User avatar #376 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) We should run off together
#377 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm taken, remember?

source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Yaj86m9vM

it's on steam for PC, and is free to play
User avatar #378 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
My PC isn't that great and I don't have any money for next gen
User avatar #379 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #380 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
"Sorry, your computer does not meet the minimum specifications required to run this product. Please review the details below for more information."
User avatar #381 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
and the details state...?
User avatar #384 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I lack the CPU and Video Card

Minimum: Intel Core 2 Duo e6400 or AMD Athlon x64 4000+
You Have: Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU 1005M @ 1.90GHz
Minimum: Nvidia GeForce 8600 GT or ATI Radeon HD 3600
You Have: Intel(R) HD Graphics
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Icon Vertex Shader version 3.0 5.0
Icon Dedicated Video RAM 256 MB 32 MB
User avatar #385 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
sucks mang
#382 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I already closed the tab.
User avatar #383 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
ctrl+shift+T
#373 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 04/07/2014 on bitchpleaseshutup's profile 0
User avatar #374 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
KC & The Sunshine Band - (Shake Shake Shake) Shake Your Booty [HQ with lyrics] I'm running out of songs
#375 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm running out of pictures
User avatar #376 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) We should run off together
#377 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm taken, remember?

source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Yaj86m9vM

it's on steam for PC, and is free to play
User avatar #378 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
My PC isn't that great and I don't have any money for next gen
User avatar #379 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #380 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
"Sorry, your computer does not meet the minimum specifications required to run this product. Please review the details below for more information."
User avatar #381 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
and the details state...?
User avatar #384 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I lack the CPU and Video Card

Minimum: Intel Core 2 Duo e6400 or AMD Athlon x64 4000+
You Have: Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU 1005M @ 1.90GHz
Minimum: Nvidia GeForce 8600 GT or ATI Radeon HD 3600
You Have: Intel(R) HD Graphics
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Pixel Shader version 3.0 5.0
Icon Vertex Shader version 3.0 5.0
Icon Dedicated Video RAM 256 MB 32 MB
User avatar #385 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
sucks mang
#382 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I already closed the tab.
User avatar #383 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
ctrl+shift+T
#371 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 04/07/2014 on bitchpleaseshutup's profile 0
User avatar #372 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
#373 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #374 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
KC & The Sunshine Band - (Shake Shake Shake) Shake Your Booty [HQ with lyrics] I'm running out of songs
#375 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm running out of pictures
User avatar #376 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) We should run off together
#377 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm taken, remember?

source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Yaj86m9vM

it's on steam for PC, and is free to play
User avatar #378 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
My PC isn't that great and I don't have any money for next gen
User avatar #379 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #380 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
"Sorry, your computer does not meet the minimum specifications required to run this product. Please review the details below for more information."
User avatar #381 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
and the details state...?
User avatar #384 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I lack the CPU and Video Card

Minimum: Intel Core 2 Duo e6400 or AMD Athlon x64 4000+
You Have: Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU 1005M @ 1.90GHz
Minimum: Nvidia GeForce 8600 GT or ATI Radeon HD 3600
You Have: Intel(R) HD Graphics
Required You have
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User avatar #385 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
sucks mang
#382 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I already closed the tab.
User avatar #383 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
ctrl+shift+T
#369 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 04/06/2014 on bitchpleaseshutup's profile 0
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#371 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #372 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
#373 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #374 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
KC & The Sunshine Band - (Shake Shake Shake) Shake Your Booty [HQ with lyrics] I'm running out of songs
#375 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm running out of pictures
User avatar #376 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) We should run off together
#377 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm taken, remember?

source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Yaj86m9vM

it's on steam for PC, and is free to play
User avatar #378 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
My PC isn't that great and I don't have any money for next gen
User avatar #379 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #380 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
"Sorry, your computer does not meet the minimum specifications required to run this product. Please review the details below for more information."
User avatar #381 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
and the details state...?
User avatar #384 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I lack the CPU and Video Card

Minimum: Intel Core 2 Duo e6400 or AMD Athlon x64 4000+
You Have: Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU 1005M @ 1.90GHz
Minimum: Nvidia GeForce 8600 GT or ATI Radeon HD 3600
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User avatar #385 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
sucks mang
#382 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I already closed the tab.
User avatar #383 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
ctrl+shift+T
#367 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 04/06/2014 on bitchpleaseshutup's profile 0
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#369 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #374 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
KC & The Sunshine Band - (Shake Shake Shake) Shake Your Booty [HQ with lyrics] I'm running out of songs
#375 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm running out of pictures
User avatar #376 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) We should run off together
#377 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm taken, remember?

source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Yaj86m9vM

it's on steam for PC, and is free to play
User avatar #378 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
My PC isn't that great and I don't have any money for next gen
User avatar #379 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #380 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
"Sorry, your computer does not meet the minimum specifications required to run this product. Please review the details below for more information."
User avatar #381 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
and the details state...?
User avatar #384 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I lack the CPU and Video Card

Minimum: Intel Core 2 Duo e6400 or AMD Athlon x64 4000+
You Have: Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU 1005M @ 1.90GHz
Minimum: Nvidia GeForce 8600 GT or ATI Radeon HD 3600
You Have: Intel(R) HD Graphics
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User avatar #385 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
sucks mang
#382 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I already closed the tab.
User avatar #383 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
ctrl+shift+T
#365 - Picture  [+] (20 new replies) 04/06/2014 on bitchpleaseshutup's profile 0
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User avatar #374 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
KC & The Sunshine Band - (Shake Shake Shake) Shake Your Booty [HQ with lyrics] I'm running out of songs
#375 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm running out of pictures
User avatar #376 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) We should run off together
#377 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm taken, remember?

source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Yaj86m9vM

it's on steam for PC, and is free to play
User avatar #378 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
My PC isn't that great and I don't have any money for next gen
User avatar #379 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #380 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
"Sorry, your computer does not meet the minimum specifications required to run this product. Please review the details below for more information."
User avatar #381 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
and the details state...?
User avatar #384 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I lack the CPU and Video Card

Minimum: Intel Core 2 Duo e6400 or AMD Athlon x64 4000+
You Have: Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU 1005M @ 1.90GHz
Minimum: Nvidia GeForce 8600 GT or ATI Radeon HD 3600
You Have: Intel(R) HD Graphics
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Pixel Shader version 3.0 5.0
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Icon Dedicated Video RAM 256 MB 32 MB
User avatar #385 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
sucks mang
#382 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I already closed the tab.
User avatar #383 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
ctrl+shift+T
#329 - your senpai has noticed you 04/06/2014 on feminism 0
#328 - post traumatic stress disorder. ******* what 04/06/2014 on feminism 0
#327 - while I have that too - there's proof - it stands for PTSD 04/06/2014 on feminism 0
#146 - they're not trying to demand respect. They're trying to force … 04/06/2014 on feminism +1
#144 - agreed 04/06/2014 on feminism +1
#142 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on feminism +1
#143 - dehnoobshow (04/06/2014) [-]
flat chest is best chest.
User avatar #144 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
agreed
#137 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/06/2014 on feminism +3
#139 - dehnoobshow (04/06/2014) [-]
#142 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
#143 - dehnoobshow (04/06/2014) [-]
flat chest is best chest.
User avatar #144 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
agreed
#128 - " ******** ******** that want do…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/06/2014 on feminism 0
#135 - dehnoobshow (04/06/2014) [-]
You don't count, you have PTSD.
You are blinded by it.
User avatar #316 - jmmora (04/06/2014) [-]
PTSD? pretty thick strong dick?
User avatar #328 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
post traumatic stress disorder. fucking what
User avatar #327 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
while I have that too - there's proof - it stands for PTSD
User avatar #326 - dehnoobshow (04/06/2014) [-]
this is an issue only lordgeneral can explain, but I'll give you what I understand:
Shit happens that leave mental scars that whenever something reminds you of said shit, your mind re-lives it. That situation is more commonly found in victims of child abuse and/or rape. But our senpai here is different.
User avatar #329 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
your senpai has noticed you
#137 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
#139 - dehnoobshow (04/06/2014) [-]
#142 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
#143 - dehnoobshow (04/06/2014) [-]
flat chest is best chest.
User avatar #144 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
agreed
#124 - Picture 04/06/2014 on This hit a little too close... +7
#1375 - www.systemrequirementslab.com/ 04/06/2014 on rahtoga's profile 0
#1373 - >having a PC that's not for gaming  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on rahtoga's profile 0
User avatar #1374 - cosmicapprentice (04/06/2014) [-]
>2014
>Having a PC that isn't suited for gaming

You wouldn't understand how I feel.
#1371 - it's FTP on the PC  [+] (4 new replies) 04/06/2014 on rahtoga's profile 0
User avatar #1372 - cosmicapprentice (04/06/2014) [-]
>Not having a gaming PC.
User avatar #1373 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
>having a PC that's not for gaming
User avatar #1374 - cosmicapprentice (04/06/2014) [-]
>2014
>Having a PC that isn't suited for gaming

You wouldn't understand how I feel.
#1369 - cri 04/06/2014 on rahtoga's profile 0
#1368 - it's a very good game, for what it's worth  [+] (6 new replies) 04/06/2014 on rahtoga's profile 0
User avatar #1370 - cosmicapprentice (04/06/2014) [-]
I'll definitely get it... in a couple of years when I get to own a ps4.
User avatar #1371 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
it's FTP on the PC
User avatar #1372 - cosmicapprentice (04/06/2014) [-]
>Not having a gaming PC.
User avatar #1373 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
>having a PC that's not for gaming
User avatar #1374 - cosmicapprentice (04/06/2014) [-]
>2014
>Having a PC that isn't suited for gaming

You wouldn't understand how I feel.
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#697 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
ms paint skills off the charts.
#699 to #698 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
This here is an important question, why do I have an errection?
#694 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is how mad you are
User avatar #695 to #694 - lordgeneral (04/12/2014) [-]
why would I be mad?
#696 to #695 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
because of the rolling
User avatar #693 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
*ties you to your bed and hires you out to all FJ'ers at $5 a pop*
#692 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
hi.
#691 - konradkurze (04/07/2014) [-]
oh LordGeneral
User avatar #690 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled comment #314 ** :
Ok, I know I'm anon but this might be a bit harsh if your mum is dead.. If so sorry for your loss.

I'm posting this because I doubt I will be back to check


this is LordGenerals new catchphrase
#687 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Whoever says ''Bots are not for real League players'' and ''If you play bots, you're a ********
Obviously never played Ultra Rapid fire in Co-op vs. AI. We almost lost.
User avatar #688 to #687 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
luxbot.
User avatar #689 to #688 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
wut?
#674 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Look at this sexy son of a bitch right in the middle of the comments.
#676 to #675 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Here's help.
User avatar #677 to #676 - lordgeneral (04/01/2014) [-]
oh. kay.
User avatar #679 to #678 - lordgeneral (04/01/2014) [-]
I have steam. I'm good.
User avatar #680 to #679 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
But... But... Playfire has bitches.
User avatar #681 to #680 - lordgeneral (04/01/2014) [-]
do I honestly need bitches, dehnoobshow. do I.
#682 to #681 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Well that escalated quickly.
User avatar #683 to #682 - lordgeneral (04/02/2014) [-]
ah yes, the infamous "taping someone up in a duct tape cocoon, accidentally getting two miscellaneous objects stuck in its sticky grip" maneuver
User avatar #684 to #683 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
My favorite pass-time on PF is to see how everything escalates quickly on posts girls make.
User avatar #685 to #684 - lordgeneral (04/02/2014) [-]
sounds pathetic fun
User avatar #654 - lordgeneral (04/01/2014) [-]
dehnoobshow has the worst timing. he replied to my old status just as I was changing it.
#656 to #654 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Sometimes bad timing can be good. Like in sex, for example.
User avatar #657 to #656 - lordgeneral (04/01/2014) [-]
please weigh in on my current status
#658 to #657 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
What do you expect me to do?
This?
User avatar #659 to #658 - lordgeneral (04/01/2014) [-]
he wasn't on funnyjunk, or the internet, sadly
User avatar #661 to #660 - lordgeneral (04/01/2014) [-]
***** , but the positions full. sadly, might be losing one today.
#662 to #661 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
MFW   
Anyways, Question is:   
Are they flexible?
MFW
Anyways, Question is:
Are they flexible?
User avatar #663 to #662 - lordgeneral (04/01/2014) [-]
they're an only child from a somewhat wealthy christian family.
#664 to #663 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
I too play the King of Porn City series.
I too play the King of Porn City series.
User avatar #666 to #665 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Plot from one of them
She comes from a Wealthy Christian Family. Blackmailing them is easy. Now. They're off to shoot a Teenage IMPREGNATION!
And then the game begins.
User avatar #667 to #666 - lordgeneral (04/01/2014) [-]
sounds hot, but this one's male.
#668 to #667 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Is he... Is he a 						*****					?   
A Male Loli?
Is he... Is he a ***** ?
A Male Loli?
User avatar #669 to #668 - lordgeneral (04/01/2014) [-]
I know what a ***** is, and he is.
#670 to #669 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Alrighty then.
Alrighty then.
User avatar #671 to #670 - lordgeneral (04/01/2014) [-]
but yes, apparently I'm not allowed to order about my pets.
User avatar #672 to #671 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
You can if they are consensual.
Unless I'm thinking of something else, which could be explained by the fact I'm a Masochist.
User avatar #673 to #672 - lordgeneral (04/01/2014) [-]
they're consensual to the relationship.
User avatar #645 - folkflunky (03/29/2014) [-]
I think you're the only man in the world that ever heared "First of all" coming from a woman, followed up with something good.
User avatar #646 to #645 - lordgeneral (03/29/2014) [-]
it helps when I get to hit them when they talk back, and they thank me
User avatar #647 to #646 - folkflunky (03/29/2014) [-]
Let me see if I understood: If they talk back, you hit them, and they thank you?
User avatar #648 to #647 - lordgeneral (03/29/2014) [-]
sex slaves.
User avatar #649 to #648 - folkflunky (03/29/2014) [-]
I realized already. I've been through so much pain that I can't really bring it to bed. But I do have a good resistance to it.
User avatar #643 - konradkurze (03/28/2014) [-]
*noogies, wedgies and wet willys LordGeneral*
User avatar #595 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
I bet u hav sex with ur pets, faget
User avatar #596 to #595 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
yep. anyway, what brings you to my profile?
#598 to #596 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
You mentioned you were red thumbed for mentioning your "pets", I wanted to see the red.
User avatar #600 to #598 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
I deleted the original comment but could probably find the thread.
#602 to #600 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
I already saw it
I already saw it
User avatar #603 to #602 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
what are your thoughts on it?
#610 to #603 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
As long as they are consenting and you let them back out at any time, it's alright. It's just a little bit weird and erotic
User avatar #611 to #610 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
seems like you've got the right idea on the situation. a few of them have sought me out, believe it or not
#614 to #611 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Just wondering, do they live with you or do they come over?
User avatar #615 to #614 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
two currently living with me, two projected to move in within a few months, another two projected to in about two years, one that's trying to graduate college first, and one that is a city away and trying to get a job first
#621 to #615 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
What happens at your house? Are they like roomates with benefits? Or are they live in maids? Do they wear a uniform, or just whatever? Who is the one to make the first move, your "pets," you, or both? Do you ever get tired of it? Are you in love with any of them?
User avatar #624 to #621 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
let's take this one at a time:
what happens at your house?
Normal, day to day life.
Are they like roomates with benefits, or are they live in maids?
closer to the former. They're part of a relationship with me. I give the orders, dole out reward and punishment, direct workflow (inb4 like a boss)
Do they wear a uniform, or just whatever?
it's funny you ask that, as a while back they all decided that they'd choose their own uniforms, so yes, they kind of do.
Who is the one that makes the first love, your 'pets', you, or both?
well, if a pet wants attention, they're welcome to come to me for some lovey dovey time or even a quick **** , but they've got no qualms about me coming by and tossing them onto the nearest surface to have my way with them.
are you in love with any of them?
why the **** would I ever be in a relationship this intimate with people I'm not in love with?
#634 to #624 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Are they like actual slaves? of course they gave consent but I mean like do you practically own them
What punishments and rewards do you give? Why do you punish them?
Do they have outside jobs?
Is there on that you prefer over the others?
P.s. sorry for all the questions
User avatar #636 to #634 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
Are they alike actual slaves?
The reason I call them pets and not slaves is because I treat them with care and respect, but still keep a firm hold on the household issues. I plan on getting around to drafting up legal contracts this fall to make everything official. At that time, they'll be the closest things to actual slaves as this government (american) will allow

What punishments and rewards do you give?
A reward can be, depending on the pet, anything from a date to a ******** . Punishment varies as well, depending on the pets tastes and psyche. I can't exactly punish a masochist with ********* , obviously.

Why do you punish them?
I don't have many rules, but I still have rules. Most of the rules are easy to follow, and are easily overlooked. Pets tend to break them accidentally or on purpose to get punished.

Is there one that you prefer over the others?
The short answer is no. The long answer is that they each have things I absolutely adore over the others, and each have lax qualities. One is very good when it comes to calming me down and relaxing me, the other is very good at helping me organize myself. They are each my favorites in one way or the other, but none of them really have my favor more than the others. Admittedly, there is a pecking order for when I'm not around. The most dependable is at the top, as he/she is capable of relaying my orders more concisely

You're fine, by the way. I don't mind one bit
User avatar #641 to #636 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Do you get pleasure from hurting yourself or not?
Have you ever or thought of switching roles?
Do you like to hurt your pets for the sexual release or is it just the enjoyment of hurting others?
How did you discover you were a sadist?
User avatar #642 to #641 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
Do you get pleasure from hurting yourself or not?
My pleasure comes from causing controlled amounts of pain in others, not myself.

Have you ever thought of switching roles?
Hahahahagoodone

Do you like to hurt your pets for the sexual release or is it just the enjoyment of hurting others?
The reason I hurt them is because I enjoy hurting others. the reason they let me hurt them is because of the sexual release. hope that cleared that part up a little.

How did you discover you were a sadist?
I used to get into a lot of fights when I was a little kid. I'd never start any but I would always sit there and play with the guy once he was on the ground. About nine years ago I met another guy who actually liked it when I did that. We got into a wonderful friendship.
#650 to #642 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I forgot to say thank you for answering my questions.
Oh yeah, I forgot to say thank you for answering my questions.
User avatar #651 to #650 - lordgeneral (03/30/2014) [-]
curious as to why you asked htem, though
#652 to #651 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
It... uh different
User avatar #653 to #652 - lordgeneral (03/30/2014) [-]
ah, I see
User avatar #594 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
"Interests: Deep anal"

Well **** .
User avatar #627 to #594 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
very rarely do I have things in my ass
User avatar #628 to #627 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Well I had come to a point in which I was willing to do anything to take a **** .
User avatar #629 to #628 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
this conversation will be wild from start to finish, I take it
User avatar #630 to #629 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Now you're starting to get it.

I swear to God it had become bedrock.
User avatar #632 to #631 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Never had I been in so much pain. I've been stabbed, shot, ran over, but that was too much.
User avatar #633 to #632 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
I hope you know I don't particularly enjoy hearing about bowel movements
User avatar #635 to #633 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
You should've clarified. Sorry.
User avatar #638 to #635 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
anyway...
User avatar #639 to #638 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Dunno, take this as an apology I guess: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM
User avatar #599 to #597 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Don't ask how I ended here because neither do I know.
User avatar #601 to #599 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
make yourself at home
User avatar #604 to #601 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Also, hold this.

www.shadbase.com/bonerlands2-skaggy-style/ NSFW

Don't tell the mods.
User avatar #605 to #604 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
nice, I guess. I have that saved
User avatar #606 to #605 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
I just recently found out about Shadbase.

This place is ****** up.
User avatar #607 to #606 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
not that I'm complaining, but what brought this on?
User avatar #608 to #607 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #609 to #608 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
it's just kind of an odd way to start a conversation: baselessly sending someone **********
User avatar #612 to #609 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
I thought it was appropriate with someone whose interests are deep anal. No offense meant with this, of course.
User avatar #613 to #612 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
while I do like anal, that was meant as a joke. I really don't mind, as I do like ********** , but most people aren't I
User avatar #616 to #613 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Can you really blame me for thinking it was serious in this website?
User avatar #617 to #616 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
this is funnyjunk, the place for comedy, but I see your point.
User avatar #618 to #617 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
I met a guy in here that got a whole Magma Drake up his ass. Don't ask.
User avatar #619 to #618 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
a what?
User avatar #620 to #619 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
i.imgur.com/qQrUxgZ.jpg

I don't want to get b& so just open this.
User avatar #622 to #620 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
well then
User avatar #623 to #622 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Yep, that whole thing, up his ass.
I don't even.
User avatar #625 to #623 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [-]
sounds painful and dangerous
User avatar #626 to #625 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Don't ask me, I never shoved anything up my ass, except for two or three times, but it was all a medical issue.
#593 - konradkurze (03/27/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Tramp-Stamp Butterfly **
if lordgeneral was a superhero this would be his power
User avatar #592 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-iq9GiyXg0
That last video though....
User avatar #568 - konradkurze (03/19/2014) [-]
*deletes all LordGenerals porn off his pc and permablocks his pc from all porn websites*
#571 to #568 - lordgeneral (03/19/2014) [-]
I'd just go back to making my own with my pets
User avatar #575 to #573 - lordgeneral (03/19/2014) [-]
>pets
>ani- oh way, normal people

noooo, I mean people who submit themselves in every possible way to me and call me master
#576 to #575 - konradkurze (03/19/2014) [-]
SlothGeneral is of rape
SlothGeneral is of rape
#577 to #576 - lordgeneral (03/19/2014) [-]
I don't rape people, actually...
User avatar #578 to #577 - konradkurze (03/19/2014) [-]
thats right
you call it a struggle snuggle
User avatar #579 to #578 - lordgeneral (03/19/2014) [-]
actually, I don't... I do get rough with my girls, but I loathe rape. anyone who forces someone to do something they don't want to do for their pleasure alone is sick.
User avatar #580 to #579 - konradkurze (03/19/2014) [-]
so more of the 'wearing tight leather and ******** them"
User avatar #581 to #580 - lordgeneral (03/19/2014) [-]
more of a 'living together with all of them and instructing them, as they consent and enjoy it'?
User avatar #582 to #581 - konradkurze (03/19/2014) [-]
LordGeneral the Dominator?
User avatar #585 to #582 - lordgeneral (03/19/2014) [-]
don't roll. especially not on my profile.
#586 to #585 - konradkurze (03/19/2014) [-]
< lordgeneral when people roll
#587 to #586 - lordgeneral (03/19/2014) [-]
mfw I see people rolling
#588 to #587 - konradkurze (03/19/2014) [-]
LordGenerals home:

where theres so much evil even the pets hate everything
#589 to #588 - lordgeneral (03/19/2014) [-]
I don't have any animals...
User avatar #590 to #589 - konradkurze (03/19/2014) [-]
so just a bunch of horny girls everywhere?
User avatar #591 to #590 - lordgeneral (03/19/2014) [-]
seven girls and three boys, myself not included
User avatar #583 to #582 - lordgeneral (03/19/2014) [-]
I prefer the term 'master', but yes
User avatar #561 - lordgeneral (03/18/2014) [-]
smilingmountain come hither
User avatar #565 to #561 - smilingmountain (03/18/2014) [-]
You rang?
User avatar #566 to #565 - lordgeneral (03/18/2014) [-]
path of exile.
steam.
play it.
highly recommended
User avatar #558 - lordgeneral (03/18/2014) [-]
kitarierose do you have a steam?
User avatar #559 to #558 - kitarierose (03/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, why?
User avatar #557 - lordgeneral (03/18/2014) [-]
phanact, y u so gae

on another note, do you have a booty steam?
User avatar #569 to #557 - konradkurze (03/19/2014) [-]
Phanact - Brony
Brony - Gay

simple logic
User avatar #570 to #569 - lordgeneral (03/19/2014) [-]
Lordgeneral - brony
brony - plain old gay
lordgeneral - god damn wonderful flaming pansexual *********

your math is flawed
User avatar #572 to #570 - konradkurze (03/19/2014) [-]
LordGeneral - points at random things and says "i will **** that"
User avatar #550 - lordgeneral (03/18/2014) [-]
*************** , konradkurze come here
User avatar #554 to #550 - konradkurze (03/18/2014) [-]
why you didnt use your manners and say please
User avatar #556 to #554 - lordgeneral (03/18/2014) [-]
gay.

do you have a steam?
User avatar #562 to #556 - konradkurze (03/18/2014) [-]
yeah but not on it much
User avatar #564 to #563 - TheSnakeShitter (03/18/2014) [-]
I already added you, my tag on there is fastvaughn2548
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