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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:8/02/2014
Location:a basement
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
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#297 - you're doing it wrong if warhammer fantasy is your medium  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on /tabletop/ +2
User avatar #298 - ecomp (07/25/2014) [-]
Praise Sigmar
#292 - so all of those rpgs that have core mechanics involving cards …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on /tabletop/ +2
User avatar #294 - ecomp (07/25/2014) [-]
ye
#285 - >warhammer fantasy git gud scrub  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2014 on /tabletop/ +2
User avatar #288 - ecomp (07/25/2014) [-]
I am
User avatar #297 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
you're doing it wrong if warhammer fantasy is your medium
User avatar #298 - ecomp (07/25/2014) [-]
Praise Sigmar
#284 - dndxplain's alt here: yes it does. a tabletop game is …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2014 on /tabletop/ +1
User avatar #287 - ecomp (07/25/2014) [-]
Ye but this is tabletop games not traditional games and card game = traditional game it does not = tabletop game
User avatar #292 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
so all of those rpgs that have core mechanics involving cards aren't tabletop games. gotcha
User avatar #294 - ecomp (07/25/2014) [-]
ye
#280 - fucking finally  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2014 on /tabletop/ +2
User avatar #283 - ecomp (07/25/2014) [-]
I know right? Finally a place to talk about Warhammer Fantasy
User avatar #285 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
>warhammer fantasy
git gud scrub
User avatar #288 - ecomp (07/25/2014) [-]
I am
User avatar #297 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
you're doing it wrong if warhammer fantasy is your medium
User avatar #298 - ecomp (07/25/2014) [-]
Praise Sigmar
#4377 - google that shit. he raised over sixty thousand dollars  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#4375 - need I remind you there was a super successful kickstarter for…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4376 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know that
User avatar #4377 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
google that shit. he raised over sixty thousand dollars
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#4373 - guess I know what to set up on kickstarter.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4374 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
a kickstarter for a web cam??
User avatar #4375 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
need I remind you there was a super successful kickstarter for potato salad
User avatar #4376 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know that
User avatar #4377 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
google that shit. he raised over sixty thousand dollars
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#4371 - get one yourself then  [+] (7 new replies) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4372 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I dont' have any money
User avatar #4373 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
guess I know what to set up on kickstarter.
User avatar #4374 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
a kickstarter for a web cam??
User avatar #4375 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
need I remind you there was a super successful kickstarter for potato salad
User avatar #4376 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know that
User avatar #4377 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
google that shit. he raised over sixty thousand dollars
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#4369 - ask for one for your birthday  [+] (9 new replies) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4370 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
no I don't like to ask people for stuff
User avatar #4371 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
get one yourself then
User avatar #4372 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I dont' have any money
User avatar #4373 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
guess I know what to set up on kickstarter.
User avatar #4374 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
a kickstarter for a web cam??
User avatar #4375 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
need I remind you there was a super successful kickstarter for potato salad
User avatar #4376 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know that
User avatar #4377 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
google that shit. he raised over sixty thousand dollars
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#4367 - dildo. skype. camera.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4368 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I have dildos quite a few of them but no camera
User avatar #4369 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
ask for one for your birthday
User avatar #4370 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
no I don't like to ask people for stuff
User avatar #4371 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
get one yourself then
User avatar #4372 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I dont' have any money
User avatar #4373 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
guess I know what to set up on kickstarter.
User avatar #4374 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
a kickstarter for a web cam??
User avatar #4375 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
need I remind you there was a super successful kickstarter for potato salad
User avatar #4376 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know that
User avatar #4377 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
google that shit. he raised over sixty thousand dollars
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#4365 - bad! bad foxy!  [+] (13 new replies) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4366 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I gotta work my roommate is sick as fuck and my best freinds are all out of town.... what am I supposed to do
User avatar #4367 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
dildo. skype. camera.
User avatar #4368 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I have dildos quite a few of them but no camera
User avatar #4369 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
ask for one for your birthday
User avatar #4370 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
no I don't like to ask people for stuff
User avatar #4371 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
get one yourself then
User avatar #4372 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I dont' have any money
User avatar #4373 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
guess I know what to set up on kickstarter.
User avatar #4374 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
a kickstarter for a web cam??
User avatar #4375 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
need I remind you there was a super successful kickstarter for potato salad
User avatar #4376 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know that
User avatar #4377 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
google that shit. he raised over sixty thousand dollars
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#4363 - no sexy plans today? sucky birthday meng  [+] (15 new replies) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4364 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
nope nothing same as my last 4 birthdays
User avatar #4365 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
bad! bad foxy!
User avatar #4366 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I gotta work my roommate is sick as fuck and my best freinds are all out of town.... what am I supposed to do
User avatar #4367 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
dildo. skype. camera.
User avatar #4368 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I have dildos quite a few of them but no camera
User avatar #4369 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
ask for one for your birthday
User avatar #4370 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
no I don't like to ask people for stuff
User avatar #4371 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
get one yourself then
User avatar #4372 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I dont' have any money
User avatar #4373 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
guess I know what to set up on kickstarter.
User avatar #4374 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
a kickstarter for a web cam??
User avatar #4375 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
need I remind you there was a super successful kickstarter for potato salad
User avatar #4376 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know that
User avatar #4377 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
google that shit. he raised over sixty thousand dollars
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#4361 - well stay safe. I better be able to repeat myself next year!  [+] (17 new replies) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4362 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
you will.... I am not doing anything today but going to work
User avatar #4363 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
no sexy plans today? sucky birthday meng
User avatar #4364 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
nope nothing same as my last 4 birthdays
User avatar #4365 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
bad! bad foxy!
User avatar #4366 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I gotta work my roommate is sick as fuck and my best freinds are all out of town.... what am I supposed to do
User avatar #4367 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
dildo. skype. camera.
User avatar #4368 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I have dildos quite a few of them but no camera
User avatar #4369 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
ask for one for your birthday
User avatar #4370 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
no I don't like to ask people for stuff
User avatar #4371 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
get one yourself then
User avatar #4372 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I dont' have any money
User avatar #4373 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
guess I know what to set up on kickstarter.
User avatar #4374 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
a kickstarter for a web cam??
User avatar #4375 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
need I remind you there was a super successful kickstarter for potato salad
User avatar #4376 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know that
User avatar #4377 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
google that shit. he raised over sixty thousand dollars
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#20 - It's a ship... 07/25/2014 on Tumblr is just full of... +1
#27 - ask dndxplain. yes he's real. I'm his main account 07/25/2014 on Praise onto him 0
#4359 - happy birthday, you lovable ball of ass fur anythin…  [+] (19 new replies) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4360 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
thanks ^w^

a million dollars wold be nice :p I'm good you dont' have to get me anythign
User avatar #4361 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
well stay safe. I better be able to repeat myself next year!
User avatar #4362 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
you will.... I am not doing anything today but going to work
User avatar #4363 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
no sexy plans today? sucky birthday meng
User avatar #4364 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
nope nothing same as my last 4 birthdays
User avatar #4365 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
bad! bad foxy!
User avatar #4366 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I gotta work my roommate is sick as fuck and my best freinds are all out of town.... what am I supposed to do
User avatar #4367 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
dildo. skype. camera.
User avatar #4368 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I have dildos quite a few of them but no camera
User avatar #4369 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
ask for one for your birthday
User avatar #4370 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
no I don't like to ask people for stuff
User avatar #4371 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
get one yourself then
User avatar #4372 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I dont' have any money
User avatar #4373 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
guess I know what to set up on kickstarter.
User avatar #4374 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
a kickstarter for a web cam??
User avatar #4375 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
need I remind you there was a super successful kickstarter for potato salad
User avatar #4376 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know that
User avatar #4377 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
google that shit. he raised over sixty thousand dollars
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#120 - of course! 07/25/2014 on Gay 0
#897 - order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon 07/24/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
#894 - alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
#896 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#895 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
skype name?
#892 - give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone  [+] (5 new replies) 07/24/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
#893 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#895 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
skype name?
#891 - I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-. 07/24/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
#889 - I am upset today. do you play league of legends? also, I h…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/24/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
#890 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#895 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
skype name?
User avatar #891 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
#887 - it was probably a troll. I assume because it is a thick bo…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/24/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
#888 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#895 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
skype name?
User avatar #891 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
#885 - why do you ask  [+] (12 new replies) 07/24/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
#886 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#895 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
skype name?
User avatar #891 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#898 - dehnoobshow (9 hours ago) [-]
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
#884 to #883 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #770 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
#725 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/10/2014) [-]
"Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Location: a basement"

User avatar #726 to #725 - lordgeneral (05/10/2014) [-]
naaah, that's just for fun

I don't have a basement
User avatar #723 - dyalibya (05/03/2014) [-]
"deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships"

Thats a bad good combo
User avatar #722 to #721 - lordgeneral (04/25/2014) [-]
hello there :3
User avatar #700 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral into a pot of boiling water and makes soup*
User avatar #702 to #701 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*drinks*
tastes like venison
User avatar #703 to #702 - lordgeneral (04/21/2014) [-]
does this mean I'm... deer to you?
User avatar #704 to #703 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
hmmmm
more like the hunter shot bambi, now im cooking you
User avatar #706 to #705 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*adds spices*
this is gonna be good soup
#707 to #706 - lordgeneral (04/21/2014) [-]
krasnogvardiech save me
User avatar #708 to #707 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
Kras, here share the soup, then ill buy you some alcohol
User avatar #709 to #708 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Decisions, decisions.

On one hand, the Night Haunter himself promised to buy me booze after some mild cannibalism.
On the other hand, my Lord General gave me a direct order.

On one hand, I could go up against a supposedly-dead renegade Primarch and be a proper bloody Guardsman... on the other hand I could take another small step on the road to corruption.

Ah, what the hell.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

*The Red Guardsman saves the Lord General!*
[Karma gained! The Emperor smiles upon you!]
[Reputation gained! You're a batshit crazy maniac]
User avatar #710 to #709 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*spends the next 20 years launching terror strikes on Kras' life whreever he goes so the people all aroun him live in constant fear of torture and death and know its Kras fault*
User avatar #711 to #710 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Night Haunter, what are you doing?!
Go home Kurze-chan, you're drunk.
User avatar #712 to #711 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*skins a pair of senior citizens and writes "blame in on Kras* in their blood over the walls of the town hall*
#713 to #712 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Your sentence is gramatically hideous and you should feel bad!
User avatar #714 to #713 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*collects up all forms of alcohol throughout the nation, and destroys it all, demolishes all breweries, embargoes all alcohol imports, and has alpha legion police all forms of homemade alcohol, so kras is forced to become sober*
User avatar #715 to #714 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
YOU BASTARD
User avatar #716 to #715 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
and when i mean policing all forms of alcohol, i mean all methylated spirits, ethanol alcohol, hospital alcohol, and hell even cough syrup, are strictly monitored
User avatar #717 to #716 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
FUCK YOU

I WILL DRINK PAINT STRIPPER INSTEAD THEN

FOR VOSTOROYA! FOR THE EMPEROR!
User avatar #730 to #717 - lordgeneral (05/27/2014) [-]
make alcohol from his blood.
User avatar #731 to #730 - krasnogvardiech (05/27/2014) [-]
What, are you dense? Are you a heretic?

He's the god-damn Emperor of Man.
User avatar #718 to #717 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
nope, thats policed too

and floor polish, and everything else capable of inducing a state of drunkenness is monitored down to the last drop....alpha legion and their spies are everywhere...always watching
User avatar #719 to #718 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
I WILL MAKE BOOZE OUT OF GREENSKIN CORPSES

VALHALLANS ARE GENIUS BOOZEMAKERS
User avatar #720 to #719 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
fine those are policed too
and all forms of wood in case you get that desperate....i know you soviets make wood vodka....so wood is watched
#694 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is how mad you are
User avatar #695 to #694 - lordgeneral (04/12/2014) [-]
why would I be mad?
#696 to #695 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
because of the rolling
User avatar #693 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
*ties you to your bed and hires you out to all FJ'ers at $5 a pop*
#691 - konradkurze (04/07/2014) [-]
oh LordGeneral
User avatar #690 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled comment #314 ** :
Ok, I know I'm anon but this might be a bit harsh if your mum is dead.. If so sorry for your loss.

I'm posting this because I doubt I will be back to check


this is LordGenerals new catchphrase
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