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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:a basement
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
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#23 - I'm gonna have to smack some **** Gandal…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on XxxGandalfTehGreyxxX6t9 +6
User avatar #35 - tolkienexplain (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah that's kinda what happened. Basically Gandalfs power in middle earth is severly weakened. If he wasn't held back he could bitchslap that Balrog from middle-earth to Valinor and back. But since he was weakened the battle almost killed him. But to make a long story short, Gandalf always kicks ass.
#32 - Ididnotknowthat.gif 09/16/2014 on tit;e 0
#23 - you can delete threads and files on 4chan as long as you put i…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on tit;e +1
User avatar #31 - alleksi (09/16/2014) [-]
Nope not anymore. New threads can't be deleted.
User avatar #32 - lordgeneral (09/16/2014) [-]
Ididnotknowthat.gif
#78 - It is made clear by his appearance that he has fallen into dis…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Vengeful Ghosts 0
User avatar #80 - dehnoobshow (09/27/2014) [-]
A question I ask myself is, if Foxy's trying to defend himself from the other animatronics, why does he join them in Stuffing you in a suit?
#76 - Foxy's jaw in unhinged like it was forced open, is labeled &qu…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Vengeful Ghosts 0
#77 - boomboyrage (09/14/2014) [-]
He can open and close his mouth, there are no drips of blood.
This gif is from the game, I assume he's out of order cause he's broken, explaining the big hole in his chest and the broken metal on his arm.
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (09/14/2014) [-]
It is made clear by his appearance that he has fallen into disrepair (possibly due to his supposed involvement in The Bite of '87), and this may have caused him to become more reclusive.
Large parts of Foxy's endoskeleton are visible (mainly his legs). If Phone Guy is correct to inform the player that it is against the rules for an endoskeleton to be without a suit, it may be possible that the other animatronics would attempt to shove Foxy into another suit.

freddy-fazbears-pizza.wikia.com/wiki/Foxy
User avatar #80 - dehnoobshow (09/27/2014) [-]
A question I ask myself is, if Foxy's trying to defend himself from the other animatronics, why does he join them in Stuffing you in a suit?
#18 - it's pretty universal  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on type advantages 0
User avatar #19 - littleliz (09/13/2014) [-]
i wonder what it translates to since a lot of languages just dont translate some things very well. like german is a good example of weird translations
#16 - and poison is super effective against them because of pollution. 09/12/2014 on type advantages 0
#15 - it's an old saying meaning completing two tasks with one move.…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2014 on type advantages 0
User avatar #17 - littleliz (09/12/2014) [-]
i know what it means but the thing im also considering is that its an english phrase not japanese
User avatar #18 - lordgeneral (09/13/2014) [-]
it's pretty universal
User avatar #19 - littleliz (09/13/2014) [-]
i wonder what it translates to since a lot of languages just dont translate some things very well. like german is a good example of weird translations
#13 - I can't seem to find anything official but that's the general … 09/12/2014 on type advantages 0
#12 - yes. I'll have to find you the link. give me a moment  [+] (5 new replies) 09/12/2014 on type advantages 0
User avatar #14 - littleliz (09/12/2014) [-]
well that makes sense. but two birds with one stone makes less sense then of course if you hit a bird with a rock it will hurt it
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (09/12/2014) [-]
it's an old saying meaning completing two tasks with one move. if you're going down town to mail something from the post office and have to get food from the store, you make one trip. that's why you're killing two birds with one stone
User avatar #17 - littleliz (09/12/2014) [-]
i know what it means but the thing im also considering is that its an english phrase not japanese
User avatar #18 - lordgeneral (09/13/2014) [-]
it's pretty universal
User avatar #19 - littleliz (09/13/2014) [-]
i wonder what it translates to since a lot of languages just dont translate some things very well. like german is a good example of weird translations
#10 - that's literally the reason why.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/12/2014 on type advantages 0
User avatar #11 - littleliz (09/12/2014) [-]
did pokemon say that the two birds with one stone is why
User avatar #13 - lordgeneral (09/12/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find anything official but that's the general consensus. I could have sworn that was the official reason. Psychic is Brains vs brawn by the way
User avatar #12 - lordgeneral (09/12/2014) [-]
yes. I'll have to find you the link. give me a moment
User avatar #14 - littleliz (09/12/2014) [-]
well that makes sense. but two birds with one stone makes less sense then of course if you hit a bird with a rock it will hurt it
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (09/12/2014) [-]
it's an old saying meaning completing two tasks with one move. if you're going down town to mail something from the post office and have to get food from the store, you make one trip. that's why you're killing two birds with one stone
User avatar #17 - littleliz (09/12/2014) [-]
i know what it means but the thing im also considering is that its an english phrase not japanese
User avatar #18 - lordgeneral (09/13/2014) [-]
it's pretty universal
User avatar #19 - littleliz (09/13/2014) [-]
i wonder what it translates to since a lot of languages just dont translate some things very well. like german is a good example of weird translations
#4 - punching (though usually it's an open-palm slap) sidestepping,… 09/12/2014 on Annnnd Curtsy! 0
#26 - It's my homepage :c 09/12/2014 on It's a Trap! +1
#62 - Did you know that the shadow zone was entirely made up by 4kid… 09/12/2014 on Yugioh Facts 7 0
#152 - I started playing again back when the puppeteer was introduced… 09/12/2014 on Farmville 0
#133 - I haven't touched mabinogi in years. before that, once again I…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Farmville 0
#138 - zekeon (09/12/2014) [-]
>playing mabinogi because of girlfriends, not because it's fun

It has changed a lot though. Like, A LOT. There's even guns now, which are about as OP as you would expect.

Also dragons.
User avatar #152 - lordgeneral (09/12/2014) [-]
I started playing again back when the puppeteer was introduced and it just didn't fancy me anymore. maybe if I have someone to go questing with I'll do it.
#13 - Comment deleted 09/11/2014 on Best friends 0
#39 - I used to play on the mari server. you?  [+] (15 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Farmville 0
#45 - zekeon (09/11/2014) [-]
Alexina all day erryday.

It sucks here, let me spend the night at your server.

Pic related, das me.
User avatar #133 - lordgeneral (09/11/2014) [-]
I haven't touched mabinogi in years. before that, once again I hadn't touched it in years. I tried to get back into it twice because of two different girlfriends, but eh.
#138 - zekeon (09/12/2014) [-]
>playing mabinogi because of girlfriends, not because it's fun

It has changed a lot though. Like, A LOT. There's even guns now, which are about as OP as you would expect.

Also dragons.
User avatar #152 - lordgeneral (09/12/2014) [-]
I started playing again back when the puppeteer was introduced and it just didn't fancy me anymore. maybe if I have someone to go questing with I'll do it.
#109 - WhereMehSammich (09/11/2014) [-]
I recognized your character... nice hat
#139 - zekeon (09/12/2014) [-]
Also, a close-up taken right after the picture you posted.
#137 - zekeon (09/12/2014) [-]
You... recognized my character? How?

And I've been using this hat since before fucking G8.. maybe even 7, I forget. Either way, it's kinda become my trademark.

Pic related: It's dated January 1st, 2010. Earliest picture I have of my hat, but I know I had it a little longer than that.
User avatar #169 - zekeon (09/12/2014) [-]
Well damn, alright then.
User avatar #57 - playercz (09/11/2014) [-]
its pay 2 win right?
#136 - zekeon (09/11/2014) [-]
Don't listen to Anon.

You can pay to move along faster (rebirth cards, which let you rebirth every weeks instead of every 3 weeks), but that's about it. You can also pay for mounts but you get one for free, and the other pets you can buy give you more inventory space.

You can't buy weapons or stat boosts, you still have to level everything yourself.
User avatar #170 - playercz (09/12/2014) [-]
okay, the leveling is pretty close to lineage if I had to guess right? One level takes a month etc..?
User avatar #171 - zekeon (09/12/2014) [-]
No actually. you can hit level 80 in a week right now.

This is how it works: You level up pretty quickly. When you level, you get AP to spend on ranking skills. Skills have ranks from F-A then 9-1. Ranking skills increases their power and sometimes gives them new attributes.

Let's say you rank a skill to 9, and you're level 50. It's been three weeks, so you can now rebirth. When you rebirth, your level is reset to 1, but you keep that skill (and the stat bonuses from ranking it) at rank 9. You also keep a total level, which would now be 51. so now you can level and gain AP all over again, and repeat.
User avatar #172 - playercz (09/12/2014) [-]
Interesting. It looks like I have a new game to try out.
#99 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
of course it's fucking mabi
#85 - my ***** 09/11/2014 on There are two kinds of people +1
#84 - I use ranch dressing 09/11/2014 on There are two kinds of people 0
#44 - claydol claydol claydol, I made it out of clay  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Clay comp take 2 +3
#46 - squilliams (09/11/2014) [-]
I laughed too much.
#85 - wat? 09/11/2014 on clever bastards 0
#83 - you cut it up, just like any other clap. the dick-looking part…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on clever bastards 0
User avatar #84 - karlKroenen (09/11/2014) [-]
Clap clap clap.
User avatar #85 - lordgeneral (09/11/2014) [-]
wat?
#81 - it's a type of clam. they taste great in chowder  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2014 on clever bastards +1
User avatar #82 - karlKroenen (09/11/2014) [-]
Who had the great idea of putting this phallus looking thing called a gooeyduck into their food?
User avatar #83 - lordgeneral (09/11/2014) [-]
you cut it up, just like any other clap. the dick-looking part is the meat. you can see the shell. they taste god damn amanzing
User avatar #84 - karlKroenen (09/11/2014) [-]
Clap clap clap.
User avatar #85 - lordgeneral (09/11/2014) [-]
wat?
#33 - can I buy this shirt with amazon no seriously, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Me in a nutshell +2
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#947 - dehnoobshow (11/17/2014) [-]
You might never notice this due to how you rarely if ever go to this account.
In hopes that you notice this in a week-long distance, have this.
User avatar #944 - blackoutonetwotwo ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
hail
#946 to #945 - blackoutonetwotwo ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Hale
Hale
User avatar #942 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
youre gay
#929 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll remember to do this.
I'll remember to do this.
User avatar #930 to #929 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
<3 that's painful though
User avatar #931 to #930 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I won't bite yours~
User avatar #932 to #931 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I actually meant having a large round object sliding down your throat
that's how you get throat bruises
User avatar #933 to #932 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I want your large object sliding down my throat.
I don't care if it hurts me.
User avatar #934 to #933 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that goes without saying my gorgeous boy~
User avatar #916 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
tell you what

you find that mark of chaos banhammer gif ill consider skype
User avatar #917 to #916 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you mean a banhammer pic from 40k mark of chaos, or the chaos undivided symbol
#918 to #917 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
&lt; this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
< this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
#937 to #918 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
Now get Skype.  lordgeneral
Now get Skype. lordgeneral
#938 to #937 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
ill look into skype just give me a quick brief on how it works

i have a ****** 2 degrees mobile and not keen on a million messages popping up on it
#939 to #938 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
All you need to know is to add people and chat/call them.
I prefer using skype for Gaming as steam voice chat is **** .
And most of my friends don't have phones yet have ipods that have Skype.
Just get it to make him shut up,at least.

#940 to #939 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
is it a messaging thing online like yahoo messenger or a phone thing
User avatar #941 to #940 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
Mix phone with messenger.
You can chat, then use voice call and video call.
User avatar #919 to #918 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
youtu.be/q0ygjD04vyU
feel free to listen to this while I look
#920 to #919 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
*twitches*
User avatar #921 to #920 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it
#923 to #922 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
at least I'm trying
at least I'm trying
#924 to #923 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
User avatar #925 to #924 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 to #925 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 to #926 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #928 to #927 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#905 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
Here it is, I have the unfilled version.
User avatar #906 to #905 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
you can post that later o3o
User avatar #907 to #906 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
By later, do you mean now?
User avatar #908 to #907 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
if you so wish
#903 - dehnoobshow (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's that image you once saw as a recent download.
I'm using it now for reasons.
#911 to #904 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel that this will be relevant.
I feel that this will be relevant.
User avatar #912 to #911 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
eh, I'm not that big
User avatar #913 to #912 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no ******* way that'll fit."
User avatar #914 to #913 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
then I'll stock up on lube
User avatar #915 to #914 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#898 - dehnoobshow (08/01/2014) [-]
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
#900 to #899 - dehnoobshow (08/07/2014) [-]
Replace &quot;she&quot; with &quot;he&quot;
Replace "she" with "he"
#884 to #883 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
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