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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:10/20/2014
Location:a basement
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
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#83 - you cut it up, just like any other clap. the dick-looking part…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on clever bastards 0
User avatar #84 - karlKroenen (09/11/2014) [-]
Clap clap clap.
User avatar #85 - lordgeneral (09/11/2014) [-]
wat?
#81 - it's a type of clam. they taste great in chowder  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2014 on clever bastards +1
User avatar #82 - karlKroenen (09/11/2014) [-]
Who had the great idea of putting this phallus looking thing called a gooeyduck into their food?
User avatar #83 - lordgeneral (09/11/2014) [-]
you cut it up, just like any other clap. the dick-looking part is the meat. you can see the shell. they taste god damn amanzing
User avatar #84 - karlKroenen (09/11/2014) [-]
Clap clap clap.
User avatar #85 - lordgeneral (09/11/2014) [-]
wat?
#33 - can I buy this shirt with amazon no seriously, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Me in a nutshell +2
#20 - there are no classes. you design them yourself, and there are …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Jew loses his shit 0
#23 - twofreegerbils (09/11/2014) [-]
>there are no classes
Hence the "create a class" menu?
jackflak

Did you idiots really not understand that the joke was that nobody uses smoke grenades in their classes?
User avatar #60 - internetexplain (09/11/2014) [-]
I actually do, 3 of my classes use smoke grenades, they aren't bad, you just suck and don't know how to use them properly in combat.
User avatar #62 - twofreegerbils (09/11/2014) [-]
Or maybe I just don't like to use them, similar to most other players.

Smoke grenades are never more than an annoyance when I'm playing. A good flash or stun usually means I'm dead.

But I guess everybody who doesn't use smoke grenades just sucks at CoD.
User avatar #63 - internetexplain (09/11/2014) [-]
pretty much,yes.
#64 - twofreegerbils (09/11/2014) [-]
Whatever you say champ.
User avatar #28 - rubixium (09/11/2014) [-]
smoke grenades are used by 1/3 of the players
User avatar #59 - exotic (09/11/2014) [-]
sounds like my counter strike matches

But they were faaaairly useless in mw2
User avatar #36 - twofreegerbils (09/11/2014) [-]
That's a nice statistic you pulled out of your ass.

Citation fucking needed.
#57 - RipperMan (09/11/2014) [-]
i think one of the pre-made starting classes had smoke
User avatar #58 - twofreegerbils (09/11/2014) [-]
>pre-set classes
Nasty.
User avatar #80 - RipperMan (09/11/2014) [-]
but worth it to gas a jew
#95 - It keeps supporting them 09/11/2014 on Why yes. this thing is... +9
#14 - get that heresy out of my face. diomedes can stay  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on Awesome Gaming Wallpapers 0
#15 - datmine (09/10/2014) [-]
#21 - I've never had issues 09/10/2014 on Hot Energy +1
#21 - Thelizardlord's gonna give us a quest I assume.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on Beginnings +1
#23 - krakatit (09/10/2014) [-]
Hehe, I hope it won't be some head hunt, that's kinda boring and eats lot of time.
You might be interested in these vids www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGva-txqUNE. Larp where I was one of npcs. It was an intersting experience.
#19 - when you get rid of all of the tiny sidequests, fallout 3 had …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on Beginnings +1
#22 - RedHulk (09/10/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** I should have gotten a V-8! *bop*
#17 - sir, would you like to be my companion?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Beginnings +10
#20 - krakatit (09/10/2014) [-]
I'm a pretty bad companion. I myself never used anyone, except ED-E (his glorious enhanced sensors). When I had some, they got killed by my dynamites or by my mines or by some hostile creatures.
But I guess I could stick to Sequoia or Brush gun for a while. So, what's the payment and when do we go?
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (09/10/2014) [-]
Thelizardlord's gonna give us a quest I assume.
#23 - krakatit (09/10/2014) [-]
Hehe, I hope it won't be some head hunt, that's kinda boring and eats lot of time.
You might be interested in these vids www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGva-txqUNE. Larp where I was one of npcs. It was an intersting experience.
#16 - yes  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Beginnings 0
#18 - RedHulk (09/10/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** By how much?
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (09/10/2014) [-]
when you get rid of all of the tiny sidequests, fallout 3 had one major storyline. Fallout: New Vegas has a few. NCR vs Legion, Rebuilding the brotherhood of steel, Mr. House and Benny, et cetera. The DLCs are numerous, and unlike fallout 3's, there's definitely gaps between them in terms of levels (fallout: New Vegas' Dead Money DLC should not be approached until ~level 20. Old World Blues, until level thirty. Et cetera.)
#22 - RedHulk (09/10/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** I should have gotten a V-8! *bop*
#7 - I had no issues with the Dunwitch building. I didn't have an i… 09/10/2014 on good times 0
#3 - what mod is this?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Hot Energy +2
User avatar #20 - matexius (09/10/2014) [-]
Hey Lord... sorry for bargin' in like this, but... what would happen if FO 3 was played on a Windows 7 computer, seeing as it isn't optimised for it...
Would there be any larger problems?
#25 - knurl (09/10/2014) [-]
I played Fallout 3 on Windows 7 and had a problem where it would completely freeze up randomly, usually before I could even complete the opening cutscene. I did some searching and found a fix here. pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Fallout_3 After that it worked like charm. If you're having any problems, I recommend checking it out.
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (09/10/2014) [-]
I've never had issues
#1 - thelizardlord 09/10/2014 on Hot Energy +2
#4 - you kinky bitch 09/10/2014 on good times +4
#2 - are you two dating? you should.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/10/2014 on good times 0
User avatar #3 - thelizardqueen (09/10/2014) [-]
Bitch i am thelizardqueen thelizardlord dose not even have the power over a tadpol let alone a lizard

He would not even consummate his lord ship by fucking a gater how pathetic is that
User avatar #44 - zarcos (09/10/2014) [-]
I saw a video of a guy fucking a gator once...
User avatar #46 - thelizardqueen (09/10/2014) [-]
prove it
User avatar #52 - zarcos (09/10/2014) [-]
I couldnt find the full gif but you can see the thumbnail for it here https://archive.moe/sp/thread/22234855/
User avatar #53 - thelizardqueen (09/10/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #33 - fitemeirlbro (09/10/2014) [-]
das r0000d rosa
User avatar #4 - lordgeneral (09/10/2014) [-]
you kinky bitch
#1 - dehnoobshow thelizardlord krasnogvardiech konradkurze krystalkitty 09/09/2014 on Fallout: Nuka Break +1
#35 - **lordgeneral pets his head** 09/09/2014 on sounds familiar... 0
#33 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on sounds familiar... 0
#34 - dehnoobshow (09/09/2014) [-]
But I am lazy though.
User avatar #35 - lordgeneral (09/09/2014) [-]
**lordgeneral pets his head**
#15 - why not all three 09/09/2014 on Therapy +4
#14 - dehnoobshow  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on spider building a web 0
#15 - dehnoobshow (09/09/2014) [-]
Burn it.
#14 - to be 100% fair, she does flirt with you 09/09/2014 on Therapy +1
#12 - enough is never enough 09/09/2014 on Therapy 0
#55 - I do know that in marval vs dc, their fighting was actually on…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Batmath +1
User avatar #108 - grrphc (09/10/2014) [-]
There's a reason Batman always gets paired with Captain in their crossovers instead of Iron Man.
The fight would end a question they wouldn't want to end.
Like Thor and Hulk almost.
#58 - cactusupthebutt (09/09/2014) [-]
That's how I'd see them. They are genius' if they can avoid conflict they will. What better way to fight an equally rich opponent than where you're well versed?

I enjoyed this debate thoroughly
#51 - The arc reactor can't be drained of energy as it's a reactor …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Batmath +2
User avatar #54 - cactusupthebutt (09/09/2014) [-]
I will give you that one.

So yeah. I guess we're on equal footing. In a surprise bout, Tony has the upper hand. In a rematch, Bruce. But until someone does the correct digging and research, we still have no clue who would win. This is all just speculation of fans.
User avatar #55 - lordgeneral (09/09/2014) [-]
I do know that in marval vs dc, their fighting was actually on a business front.
User avatar #108 - grrphc (09/10/2014) [-]
There's a reason Batman always gets paired with Captain in their crossovers instead of Iron Man.
The fight would end a question they wouldn't want to end.
Like Thor and Hulk almost.
#58 - cactusupthebutt (09/09/2014) [-]
That's how I'd see them. They are genius' if they can avoid conflict they will. What better way to fight an equally rich opponent than where you're well versed?

I enjoyed this debate thoroughly
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
User avatar #944 - blackoutonetwotwo (09/24/2014) [-]
hail
User avatar #942 - andranadu ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
youre gay
#929 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll remember to do this.
I'll remember to do this.
User avatar #930 to #929 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
<3 that's painful though
User avatar #931 to #930 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I won't bite yours~
User avatar #932 to #931 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I actually meant having a large round object sliding down your throat
that's how you get throat bruises
User avatar #933 to #932 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I want your large object sliding down my throat.
I don't care if it hurts me.
User avatar #934 to #933 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that goes without saying my gorgeous boy~
User avatar #916 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
tell you what

you find that mark of chaos banhammer gif ill consider skype
User avatar #917 to #916 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you mean a banhammer pic from 40k mark of chaos, or the chaos undivided symbol
#918 to #917 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
&lt; this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
< this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
#937 to #918 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Now get Skype.  lordgeneral
Now get Skype. lordgeneral
#938 to #937 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
ill look into skype just give me a quick brief on how it works

i have a ****** 2 degrees mobile and not keen on a million messages popping up on it
#939 to #938 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
All you need to know is to add people and chat/call them.
I prefer using skype for Gaming as steam voice chat is **** .
And most of my friends don't have phones yet have ipods that have Skype.
Just get it to make him shut up,at least.

#940 to #939 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
is it a messaging thing online like yahoo messenger or a phone thing
User avatar #941 to #940 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Mix phone with messenger.
You can chat, then use voice call and video call.
User avatar #919 to #918 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
youtu.be/q0ygjD04vyU
feel free to listen to this while I look
#920 to #919 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
*twitches*
User avatar #921 to #920 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it
#923 to #922 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
at least I'm trying
at least I'm trying
#924 to #923 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
User avatar #925 to #924 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 to #925 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 to #926 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #936 to #927 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Hot.
User avatar #928 to #927 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#905 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Here it is, I have the unfilled version.
User avatar #906 to #905 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
you can post that later o3o
User avatar #907 to #906 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
By later, do you mean now?
User avatar #908 to #907 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
if you so wish
#903 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's that image you once saw as a recent download.
I'm using it now for reasons.
#911 to #904 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel that this will be relevant.
I feel that this will be relevant.
User avatar #912 to #911 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
eh, I'm not that big
User avatar #913 to #912 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no ******* way that'll fit."
User avatar #914 to #913 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
then I'll stock up on lube
User avatar #915 to #914 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#898 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
#900 to #899 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Replace &quot;she&quot; with &quot;he&quot;
Replace "she" with "he"
#884 to #883 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
#725 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/10/2014) [-]
"Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Location: a basement"

User avatar #726 to #725 - lordgeneral (05/10/2014) [-]
naaah, that's just for fun

I don't have a basement
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