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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:9/19/2014
Location:a basement
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
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#30 - florida mentioned. swell up and boil in a wet heat. 07/28/2014 on An average day in Florida +2
#18 - in all seriousness they help me pay the bills and, since I don… 07/28/2014 on Is there really such a... 0
#16 - it says polygamours are ethical sluts. I'll have you know …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Is there really such a... 0
User avatar #17 - biscuitsunited (07/28/2014) [-]
haha,
ha
how much per night?
User avatar #18 - lordgeneral (07/28/2014) [-]
in all seriousness they help me pay the bills and, since I don't have a job yet, treat me to shit.


proof that you're doing something right: sex nightly and free stuff
#14 - r00d. but seriously, why though?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Is there really such a... 0
User avatar #15 - biscuitsunited (07/28/2014) [-]
It says polygamists are sluts.
by that logic you're a slutty slut
User avatar #16 - lordgeneral (07/28/2014) [-]
it says polygamours are ethical sluts.
I'll have you know my pets do give me income, so I'd be more of a whore...
User avatar #17 - biscuitsunited (07/28/2014) [-]
haha,
ha
how much per night?
User avatar #18 - lordgeneral (07/28/2014) [-]
in all seriousness they help me pay the bills and, since I don't have a job yet, treat me to shit.


proof that you're doing something right: sex nightly and free stuff
#116 - you get one day with lux. you have to be covered in spid… 07/28/2014 on Old Spice Army 0
#93 - I don't think you understand the concept of a master/ "sl…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on 50 Shaves a day 0
#106 - chaoticwaffle (07/27/2014) [-]
I don't think the author understands the concepts.
#90 - johnnyafire, dear, please help me out here. you see, johnn… 07/27/2014 on 50 Shaves a day -3
#89 - the contract was ******** , and not legally bindin… 07/27/2014 on 50 Shaves a day +3
#88 - a lot of these don't fit directly abusive relationships, just …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2014 on 50 Shaves a day 0
#92 - dontknowmeatall (07/27/2014) [-]
I don't think you understand the concept of "slave".
User avatar #93 - lordgeneral (07/27/2014) [-]
I don't think you understand the concept of a master/ "slave" relationship.
#106 - chaoticwaffle (07/27/2014) [-]
I don't think the author understands the concepts.
#297 - you're doing it wrong if warhammer fantasy is your medium  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on /tabletop/ +2
User avatar #298 - ecomp (07/25/2014) [-]
Praise Sigmar
#292 - so all of those rpgs that have core mechanics involving cards …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on /tabletop/ +2
User avatar #294 - ecomp (07/25/2014) [-]
ye
#285 - >warhammer fantasy git gud scrub  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2014 on /tabletop/ +2
User avatar #288 - ecomp (07/25/2014) [-]
I am
User avatar #297 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
you're doing it wrong if warhammer fantasy is your medium
User avatar #298 - ecomp (07/25/2014) [-]
Praise Sigmar
#284 - dndxplain's alt here: yes it does. a tabletop game is …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2014 on /tabletop/ +1
User avatar #287 - ecomp (07/25/2014) [-]
Ye but this is tabletop games not traditional games and card game = traditional game it does not = tabletop game
User avatar #292 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
so all of those rpgs that have core mechanics involving cards aren't tabletop games. gotcha
User avatar #294 - ecomp (07/25/2014) [-]
ye
#280 - ******* finally  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2014 on /tabletop/ +2
User avatar #283 - ecomp (07/25/2014) [-]
I know right? Finally a place to talk about Warhammer Fantasy
User avatar #285 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
>warhammer fantasy
git gud scrub
User avatar #288 - ecomp (07/25/2014) [-]
I am
User avatar #297 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
you're doing it wrong if warhammer fantasy is your medium
User avatar #298 - ecomp (07/25/2014) [-]
Praise Sigmar
#4377 - google that **** . he raised over sixty thousand dollars  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#4375 - need I remind you there was a super successful kickstarter for…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4376 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know that
User avatar #4377 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
google that shit. he raised over sixty thousand dollars
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#4373 - guess I know what to set up on kickstarter.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4374 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
a kickstarter for a web cam??
User avatar #4375 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
need I remind you there was a super successful kickstarter for potato salad
User avatar #4376 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know that
User avatar #4377 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
google that shit. he raised over sixty thousand dollars
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#4371 - get one yourself then  [+] (7 new replies) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4372 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I dont' have any money
User avatar #4373 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
guess I know what to set up on kickstarter.
User avatar #4374 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
a kickstarter for a web cam??
User avatar #4375 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
need I remind you there was a super successful kickstarter for potato salad
User avatar #4376 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know that
User avatar #4377 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
google that shit. he raised over sixty thousand dollars
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#4369 - ask for one for your birthday  [+] (9 new replies) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4370 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
no I don't like to ask people for stuff
User avatar #4371 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
get one yourself then
User avatar #4372 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I dont' have any money
User avatar #4373 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
guess I know what to set up on kickstarter.
User avatar #4374 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
a kickstarter for a web cam??
User avatar #4375 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
need I remind you there was a super successful kickstarter for potato salad
User avatar #4376 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know that
User avatar #4377 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
google that shit. he raised over sixty thousand dollars
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#4367 - dildo. skype. camera.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4368 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I have dildos quite a few of them but no camera
User avatar #4369 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
ask for one for your birthday
User avatar #4370 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
no I don't like to ask people for stuff
User avatar #4371 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
get one yourself then
User avatar #4372 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I dont' have any money
User avatar #4373 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
guess I know what to set up on kickstarter.
User avatar #4374 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
a kickstarter for a web cam??
User avatar #4375 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
need I remind you there was a super successful kickstarter for potato salad
User avatar #4376 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know that
User avatar #4377 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
google that shit. he raised over sixty thousand dollars
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#4365 - bad! bad foxy!  [+] (13 new replies) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4366 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I gotta work my roommate is sick as fuck and my best freinds are all out of town.... what am I supposed to do
User avatar #4367 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
dildo. skype. camera.
User avatar #4368 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I have dildos quite a few of them but no camera
User avatar #4369 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
ask for one for your birthday
User avatar #4370 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
no I don't like to ask people for stuff
User avatar #4371 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
get one yourself then
User avatar #4372 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I dont' have any money
User avatar #4373 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
guess I know what to set up on kickstarter.
User avatar #4374 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
a kickstarter for a web cam??
User avatar #4375 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
need I remind you there was a super successful kickstarter for potato salad
User avatar #4376 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know that
User avatar #4377 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
google that shit. he raised over sixty thousand dollars
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#4363 - no sexy plans today? sucky birthday meng  [+] (15 new replies) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4364 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
nope nothing same as my last 4 birthdays
User avatar #4365 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
bad! bad foxy!
User avatar #4366 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I gotta work my roommate is sick as fuck and my best freinds are all out of town.... what am I supposed to do
User avatar #4367 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
dildo. skype. camera.
User avatar #4368 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I have dildos quite a few of them but no camera
User avatar #4369 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
ask for one for your birthday
User avatar #4370 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
no I don't like to ask people for stuff
User avatar #4371 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
get one yourself then
User avatar #4372 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I dont' have any money
User avatar #4373 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
guess I know what to set up on kickstarter.
User avatar #4374 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
a kickstarter for a web cam??
User avatar #4375 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
need I remind you there was a super successful kickstarter for potato salad
User avatar #4376 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know that
User avatar #4377 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
google that shit. he raised over sixty thousand dollars
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#4361 - well stay safe. I better be able to repeat myself next year!  [+] (17 new replies) 07/25/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's profile 0
User avatar #4362 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
you will.... I am not doing anything today but going to work
User avatar #4363 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
no sexy plans today? sucky birthday meng
User avatar #4364 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
nope nothing same as my last 4 birthdays
User avatar #4365 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
bad! bad foxy!
User avatar #4366 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I gotta work my roommate is sick as fuck and my best freinds are all out of town.... what am I supposed to do
User avatar #4367 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
dildo. skype. camera.
User avatar #4368 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I have dildos quite a few of them but no camera
User avatar #4369 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
ask for one for your birthday
User avatar #4370 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
no I don't like to ask people for stuff
User avatar #4371 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
get one yourself then
User avatar #4372 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I dont' have any money
User avatar #4373 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
guess I know what to set up on kickstarter.
User avatar #4374 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
a kickstarter for a web cam??
User avatar #4375 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
need I remind you there was a super successful kickstarter for potato salad
User avatar #4376 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know that
User avatar #4377 - lordgeneral (07/25/2014) [-]
google that shit. he raised over sixty thousand dollars
User avatar #4378 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2014) [-]
that's crazy
#20 - It's a ship... 07/25/2014 on Tumblr is just full of... +1
#27 - ask dndxplain. yes he's real. I'm his main account 07/25/2014 on Praise onto him 0
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#929 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll remember to do this.
I'll remember to do this.
User avatar #930 to #929 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
<3 that's painful though
User avatar #931 to #930 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I won't bite yours~
User avatar #932 to #931 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I actually meant having a large round object sliding down your throat
that's how you get throat bruises
User avatar #933 to #932 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I want your large object sliding down my throat.
I don't care if it hurts me.
User avatar #934 to #933 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that goes without saying my gorgeous boy~
User avatar #916 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
tell you what

you find that mark of chaos banhammer gif ill consider skype
User avatar #917 to #916 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you mean a banhammer pic from 40k mark of chaos, or the chaos undivided symbol
#918 to #917 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
&lt; this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
< this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
#937 to #918 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Now get Skype.  lordgeneral
Now get Skype. lordgeneral
#938 to #937 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
ill look into skype just give me a quick brief on how it works

i have a ****** 2 degrees mobile and not keen on a million messages popping up on it
#939 to #938 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
All you need to know is to add people and chat/call them.
I prefer using skype for Gaming as steam voice chat is **** .
And most of my friends don't have phones yet have ipods that have Skype.
Just get it to make him shut up,at least.

#940 to #939 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
is it a messaging thing online like yahoo messenger or a phone thing
User avatar #941 to #940 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Mix phone with messenger.
You can chat, then use voice call and video call.
User avatar #919 to #918 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
youtu.be/q0ygjD04vyU
feel free to listen to this while I look
#920 to #919 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
*twitches*
User avatar #921 to #920 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it
#923 to #922 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
at least I'm trying
at least I'm trying
#924 to #923 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
User avatar #925 to #924 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 to #925 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 to #926 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #936 to #927 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Hot.
User avatar #928 to #927 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#905 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Here it is, I have the unfilled version.
User avatar #906 to #905 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
you can post that later o3o
User avatar #907 to #906 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
By later, do you mean now?
User avatar #908 to #907 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
if you so wish
#903 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's that image you once saw as a recent download.
I'm using it now for reasons.
#911 to #904 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel that this will be relevant.
I feel that this will be relevant.
User avatar #912 to #911 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
eh, I'm not that big
User avatar #913 to #912 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no ******* way that'll fit."
User avatar #914 to #913 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
then I'll stock up on lube
User avatar #915 to #914 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#898 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
#900 to #899 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Replace &quot;she&quot; with &quot;he&quot;
Replace "she" with "he"
#884 to #883 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #770 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
#725 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/10/2014) [-]
"Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Location: a basement"

User avatar #726 to #725 - lordgeneral (05/10/2014) [-]
naaah, that's just for fun

I don't have a basement
User avatar #723 - dyalibya (05/03/2014) [-]
"deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships"

Thats a bad good combo
User avatar #722 to #721 - lordgeneral (04/25/2014) [-]
hello there :3
User avatar #700 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral into a pot of boiling water and makes soup*
User avatar #702 to #701 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*drinks*
tastes like venison
User avatar #703 to #702 - lordgeneral (04/21/2014) [-]
does this mean I'm... deer to you?
User avatar #704 to #703 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
hmmmm
more like the hunter shot bambi, now im cooking you
User avatar #706 to #705 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*adds spices*
this is gonna be good soup
#707 to #706 - lordgeneral (04/21/2014) [-]
krasnogvardiech save me
User avatar #708 to #707 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Kras, here share the soup, then ill buy you some alcohol
User avatar #709 to #708 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Decisions, decisions.

On one hand, the Night Haunter himself promised to buy me booze after some mild cannibalism.
On the other hand, my Lord General gave me a direct order.

On one hand, I could go up against a supposedly-dead renegade Primarch and be a proper bloody Guardsman... on the other hand I could take another small step on the road to corruption.

Ah, what the hell.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

*The Red Guardsman saves the Lord General!*
[Karma gained! The Emperor smiles upon you!]
[Reputation gained! You're a ******* crazy maniac]
User avatar #710 to #709 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*spends the next 20 years launching terror strikes on Kras' life whreever he goes so the people all aroun him live in constant fear of torture and death and know its Kras fault*
User avatar #711 to #710 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Night Haunter, what are you doing?!
Go home Kurze-chan, you're drunk.
User avatar #712 to #711 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*skins a pair of senior citizens and writes "blame in on Kras* in their blood over the walls of the town hall*
#713 to #712 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Your sentence is gramatically hideous and you should feel bad!
User avatar #714 to #713 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*collects up all forms of alcohol throughout the nation, and destroys it all, demolishes all breweries, embargoes all alcohol imports, and has alpha legion police all forms of homemade alcohol, so kras is forced to become sober*
User avatar #715 to #714 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
YOU BASTARD
User avatar #716 to #715 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
and when i mean policing all forms of alcohol, i mean all methylated spirits, ethanol alcohol, hospital alcohol, and hell even cough syrup, are strictly monitored
User avatar #717 to #716 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
**** YOU

I WILL DRINK PAINT STRIPPER INSTEAD THEN

FOR VOSTOROYA! FOR THE EMPEROR!
User avatar #730 to #717 - lordgeneral (05/27/2014) [-]
make alcohol from his blood.
User avatar #731 to #730 - krasnogvardiech (05/27/2014) [-]
What, are you dense? Are you a heretic?

He's the god-damn Emperor of Man.
User avatar #718 to #717 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
nope, thats policed too

and floor polish, and everything else capable of inducing a state of drunkenness is monitored down to the last drop....alpha legion and their spies are everywhere...always watching
User avatar #719 to #718 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
I WILL MAKE BOOZE OUT OF GREENSKIN CORPSES

VALHALLANS ARE GENIUS BOOZEMAKERS
User avatar #720 to #719 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
fine those are policed too
and all forms of wood in case you get that desperate....i know you soviets make wood vodka....so wood is watched
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