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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:10/21/2014
Location:a basement
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Content Ranking:#389
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
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#49 - I was joking. hence why I explained that I'm mastermind/…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Have you ever wondered...? 0
#50 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/01/2014) [-]
inb4 checking the pic. Inb4 noticing the blatant sarcasm.
#20 - they were a group of people who were persecuted and eventually…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on skills -1
User avatar #28 - schnizel (08/01/2014) [-]
They come from India.
#18 - that's not what I was saying at all. Gypsies come from ro…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2014 on skills -1
User avatar #19 - eating (08/01/2014) [-]
yea but where did they come from to romania? they couldnt just.. appear
User avatar #20 - lordgeneral (08/01/2014) [-]
they were a group of people who were persecuted and eventually exiled from Romania. they jewed their way back
User avatar #28 - schnizel (08/01/2014) [-]
They come from India.
#34 - people who go loud are everything that's wrong in the world …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Have you ever wondered...? +1
#48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/01/2014) [-]
Stealth is spoonfeeding you money and xp. If you want it to be easy, just get a instant-win lua

Going loud in DeathWish and pulling it off with grace is the way to go, pleb
Glorious techforcer master race
User avatar #49 - lordgeneral (08/01/2014) [-]
I was joking. hence why I explained that I'm mastermind/enforcer.
#50 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/01/2014) [-]
inb4 checking the pic. Inb4 noticing the blatant sarcasm.
#19 - one of the evangelions 08/01/2014 on Speed's My Game 0
#15 - they're romanian *******  [+] (6 new replies) 08/01/2014 on skills 0
User avatar #17 - eating (08/01/2014) [-]
not all romanians are gypsies holy shit. romanians are slavs.
User avatar #27 - schnizel (08/01/2014) [-]
*Dacians
User avatar #18 - lordgeneral (08/01/2014) [-]
that's not what I was saying at all.
Gypsies come from romania. europe.
User avatar #19 - eating (08/01/2014) [-]
yea but where did they come from to romania? they couldnt just.. appear
User avatar #20 - lordgeneral (08/01/2014) [-]
they were a group of people who were persecuted and eventually exiled from Romania. they jewed their way back
User avatar #28 - schnizel (08/01/2014) [-]
They come from India.
#19 - actually, I'm not. I really hate any form of media … 08/01/2014 on Sakura Trick -3
#927 - two bretons in the blades practice necromancy 08/01/2014 on skyrim roll game 0
#924 - **lordgeneral rolls 1,666**  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on skyrim roll game 0
User avatar #927 - lordgeneral (08/01/2014) [-]
two bretons in the blades practice necromancy
#49 - I don't really feel like it. can you do it and just say I did it?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Attack on make alleksi happy +2
User avatar #51 - swizzll (08/01/2014) [-]
Fair enough
#47 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Attack on make alleksi happy +3
#48 - swizzll (08/01/2014) [-]
Well slap my face and call me a bitch
User avatar #49 - lordgeneral (08/01/2014) [-]
I don't really feel like it. can you do it and just say I did it?
User avatar #51 - swizzll (08/01/2014) [-]
Fair enough
#25 - extra brother needs more love 08/01/2014 on Relatable. 2 +1
#44 - that's the joke  [+] (5 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Attack on make alleksi happy 0
User avatar #46 - swizzll (08/01/2014) [-]
I think the joke was actually about how the Steam Summer Sale can have a large impact of the finances, especially for people such as students.
#48 - swizzll (08/01/2014) [-]
Well slap my face and call me a bitch
User avatar #49 - lordgeneral (08/01/2014) [-]
I don't really feel like it. can you do it and just say I did it?
User avatar #51 - swizzll (08/01/2014) [-]
Fair enough
#21 - Picture 07/31/2014 on 5 FREE STEAM GAMES 0
#128 - if you actually check, the stock where the axe is attached is … 07/31/2014 on Axe rifle 0
#92 - these exist in pathfinder. there's also warhammer blunderbusses 07/31/2014 on Axe rifle +2
#48 - I clean 07/31/2014 on Never gonna be mature 0
#41 - grineer are now flowers. k  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on see comments +1
#50 - vicanimus (07/31/2014) [-]
They always have been
#88 - Jaxi Driver* "Imagine if I had a real license" 07/31/2014 on This is going to be... +1
#81 - good boy  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Tinder 0
#82 - dehnoobshow (07/31/2014) [-]
#79 - looks like I'm going back to sleep then  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Tinder 0
#80 - dehnoobshow (07/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #81 - lordgeneral (07/31/2014) [-]
good boy
#82 - dehnoobshow (07/31/2014) [-]
#77 - I will not be okay with you posting yang pictures until…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Tinder 0
#78 - dehnoobshow (07/31/2014) [-]
I'm hurting you because of the following reasons:
1) I love you.
2) I am supposed to be sleeping and need to be entertained.
User avatar #79 - lordgeneral (07/31/2014) [-]
looks like I'm going back to sleep then
#80 - dehnoobshow (07/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #81 - lordgeneral (07/31/2014) [-]
good boy
#82 - dehnoobshow (07/31/2014) [-]
#75 - thx boo  [+] (7 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Tinder 0
#76 - dehnoobshow (07/31/2014) [-]
Mmmh. I aim to please.
User avatar #77 - lordgeneral (07/31/2014) [-]
I will not be okay with you posting yang pictures until I manage to wash any ideas of you/her being raped by someone else
#78 - dehnoobshow (07/31/2014) [-]
I'm hurting you because of the following reasons:
1) I love you.
2) I am supposed to be sleeping and need to be entertained.
User avatar #79 - lordgeneral (07/31/2014) [-]
looks like I'm going back to sleep then
#80 - dehnoobshow (07/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #81 - lordgeneral (07/31/2014) [-]
good boy
#82 - dehnoobshow (07/31/2014) [-]
#74 - he must be a professional athiest  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Tinder +1
#127 - dehnoobshow (07/31/2014) [-]
I found it funny.
#46 - the quote has nothing to do with your plight here. you're …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Tinder +1
User avatar #47 - freshpound (07/31/2014) [-]
It's a conspiracy against me.
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
User avatar #944 - blackoutonetwotwo (09/24/2014) [-]
hail
User avatar #942 - andranadu (09/24/2014) [-]
youre gay
#929 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll remember to do this.
I'll remember to do this.
User avatar #930 to #929 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
<3 that's painful though
User avatar #931 to #930 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I won't bite yours~
User avatar #932 to #931 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I actually meant having a large round object sliding down your throat
that's how you get throat bruises
User avatar #933 to #932 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I want your large object sliding down my throat.
I don't care if it hurts me.
User avatar #934 to #933 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that goes without saying my gorgeous boy~
User avatar #916 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
tell you what

you find that mark of chaos banhammer gif ill consider skype
User avatar #917 to #916 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you mean a banhammer pic from 40k mark of chaos, or the chaos undivided symbol
#918 to #917 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
&lt; this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
< this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
#937 to #918 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Now get Skype.  lordgeneral
Now get Skype. lordgeneral
#938 to #937 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
ill look into skype just give me a quick brief on how it works

i have a ****** 2 degrees mobile and not keen on a million messages popping up on it
#939 to #938 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
All you need to know is to add people and chat/call them.
I prefer using skype for Gaming as steam voice chat is **** .
And most of my friends don't have phones yet have ipods that have Skype.
Just get it to make him shut up,at least.

#940 to #939 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
is it a messaging thing online like yahoo messenger or a phone thing
User avatar #941 to #940 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Mix phone with messenger.
You can chat, then use voice call and video call.
User avatar #919 to #918 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
youtu.be/q0ygjD04vyU
feel free to listen to this while I look
#920 to #919 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
*twitches*
User avatar #921 to #920 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it
#923 to #922 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
at least I'm trying
at least I'm trying
#924 to #923 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
User avatar #925 to #924 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 to #925 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 to #926 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #936 to #927 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Hot.
User avatar #928 to #927 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#905 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Here it is, I have the unfilled version.
User avatar #906 to #905 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
you can post that later o3o
User avatar #907 to #906 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
By later, do you mean now?
User avatar #908 to #907 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
if you so wish
#903 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's that image you once saw as a recent download.
I'm using it now for reasons.
#911 to #904 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel that this will be relevant.
I feel that this will be relevant.
User avatar #912 to #911 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
eh, I'm not that big
User avatar #913 to #912 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no ******* way that'll fit."
User avatar #914 to #913 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
then I'll stock up on lube
User avatar #915 to #914 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#898 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
#900 to #899 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Replace &quot;she&quot; with &quot;he&quot;
Replace "she" with "he"
#884 to #883 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
#725 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/10/2014) [-]
"Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Location: a basement"

User avatar #726 to #725 - lordgeneral (05/10/2014) [-]
naaah, that's just for fun

I don't have a basement
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