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lordgeneral

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:5/01/2015
Location:a basement
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Highest Content Rank:#212
Highest Comment Rank:#530
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Times Content Favorited:1335 times
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/starryraffle

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#138 - **lordgeneral rolls 128,047,362** I have OFDP, so if I win I…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Firefuel gives thanks 0
User avatar #140 - lordgeneral (11/27/2014) [-]
**lordgeneral rolls 066,328,321**
User avatar #142 - lordgeneral (11/27/2014) [-]
**lordgeneral rolls 900,508,632**
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**lordgeneral rolls 595,168,158**
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**lordgeneral rolls 220,201,622**
#7 - to be fair, you can still get it. you just can't get it volunt… 10/28/2014 on (untitled) +21
#19 - lionxroar zekeon, eat ****  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Cheat -2
#40 - zekeon (10/28/2014) [-]
lol umad
#102 - this always works on me. do you know why? because I am too bus… 10/27/2014 on Not that I'm complaining +1
#27 - you sir are a gentleman and a scholar. I love you in the least… 10/27/2014 on Mimic inhales the player... 0
#18 - I am indeed dndxplain. also, ************ , giv…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Why do you not comment on OC? +12
User avatar #31 - mudkipfucker (10/23/2014) [-]
sorry, i didnt know you made it, otherwise i would've
User avatar #70 - dndxplain (10/24/2014) [-]
no harm no foul
#35 - I suppose I'm not on the correct account to be asking. one moment 10/21/2014 on Trying to get some Recognition +1
#33 - do you do maps...?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Trying to get some Recognition +1
#34 - FuReNzIc (10/21/2014) [-]
What do you mean maps? o__o
User avatar #37 - dndxplain (10/21/2014) [-]
that's better. do you do maps.
#47 - FuReNzIc (10/21/2014) [-]
hwat :V
User avatar #48 - dndxplain (10/21/2014) [-]
like... tabletop gaming maps. I need a large one for an event I was gonna hold for funnyjunk...
User avatar #35 - lordgeneral (10/21/2014) [-]
I suppose I'm not on the correct account to be asking. one moment
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Bunnygirl Fi +1
#8 - dehnoobshow Comment deleted by lordgeneral
#10 - sytheris Comment deleted by lordgeneral
#12 - dehnoobshow Comment deleted by lordgeneral
#45 - we now have an active account called historicalexplain. mighty…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on No N 0
User avatar #46 - theshadowed (10/21/2014) [-]
Saw the commentsm already messaged him
#10 - alyssryuzaki 10/21/2014 on Spoopy Spary Spepepops 0
#37 - make the account and send me a friend request (to the dndxplai… 10/21/2014 on No N 0
#34 - do you have a decent knowledge of history?  [+] (11 new replies) 10/21/2014 on No N 0
User avatar #36 - mightyohm (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm currently at uni for it
User avatar #44 - theshadowed (10/21/2014) [-]
There was (not sure now) a historieexplain. I used to help run the account. Forgotten the password though
User avatar #38 - dndxplain (10/21/2014) [-]
this one
User avatar #39 - historicalexplain (10/21/2014) [-]
It has been done.
User avatar #65 - psychologyxplain (10/22/2014) [-]
Welcome to the family, brother
User avatar #42 - jokexplain (10/21/2014) [-]
nice.
I encourage you to make content and volunteer explanations on content where you deem it relevant. people don't know your name yet.
User avatar #47 - sewallman (10/21/2014) [-]
You know, I didn't expect this comment string.
User avatar #66 - historicalexplain (10/22/2014) [-]
Sorry
User avatar #67 - sewallman (10/22/2014) [-]
don't worry brooo
User avatar #40 - dndxplain (10/21/2014) [-]
benne. not much to say other than get to work and welcome to the family. psychologyxplain, comicexplain, jokexplain, artexplain, weaponexplain, militaryexplain
User avatar #37 - lordgeneral (10/21/2014) [-]
make the account and send me a friend request (to the dndxplain account)
#32 - I'll talk to some people and get another one up and running. p…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/21/2014 on No N 0
User avatar #33 - mightyohm (10/21/2014) [-]
I would totally be historicalexplain
User avatar #34 - lordgeneral (10/21/2014) [-]
do you have a decent knowledge of history?
User avatar #36 - mightyohm (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm currently at uni for it
User avatar #44 - theshadowed (10/21/2014) [-]
There was (not sure now) a historieexplain. I used to help run the account. Forgotten the password though
User avatar #38 - dndxplain (10/21/2014) [-]
this one
User avatar #39 - historicalexplain (10/21/2014) [-]
It has been done.
User avatar #65 - psychologyxplain (10/22/2014) [-]
Welcome to the family, brother
User avatar #42 - jokexplain (10/21/2014) [-]
nice.
I encourage you to make content and volunteer explanations on content where you deem it relevant. people don't know your name yet.
User avatar #47 - sewallman (10/21/2014) [-]
You know, I didn't expect this comment string.
User avatar #66 - historicalexplain (10/22/2014) [-]
Sorry
User avatar #67 - sewallman (10/22/2014) [-]
don't worry brooo
User avatar #40 - dndxplain (10/21/2014) [-]
benne. not much to say other than get to work and welcome to the family. psychologyxplain, comicexplain, jokexplain, artexplain, weaponexplain, militaryexplain
User avatar #37 - lordgeneral (10/21/2014) [-]
make the account and send me a friend request (to the dndxplain account)
#29 - I really hope so  [+] (15 new replies) 10/21/2014 on No N 0
User avatar #31 - mightyohm (10/21/2014) [-]
We do, but he's only made 1 comment ever... so good luck with that.
User avatar #32 - lordgeneral (10/21/2014) [-]
I'll talk to some people and get another one up and running. psychexplain is back with psychologyxplain btw
User avatar #33 - mightyohm (10/21/2014) [-]
I would totally be historicalexplain
User avatar #34 - lordgeneral (10/21/2014) [-]
do you have a decent knowledge of history?
User avatar #36 - mightyohm (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm currently at uni for it
User avatar #44 - theshadowed (10/21/2014) [-]
There was (not sure now) a historieexplain. I used to help run the account. Forgotten the password though
User avatar #38 - dndxplain (10/21/2014) [-]
this one
User avatar #39 - historicalexplain (10/21/2014) [-]
It has been done.
User avatar #65 - psychologyxplain (10/22/2014) [-]
Welcome to the family, brother
User avatar #42 - jokexplain (10/21/2014) [-]
nice.
I encourage you to make content and volunteer explanations on content where you deem it relevant. people don't know your name yet.
User avatar #47 - sewallman (10/21/2014) [-]
You know, I didn't expect this comment string.
User avatar #66 - historicalexplain (10/22/2014) [-]
Sorry
User avatar #67 - sewallman (10/22/2014) [-]
don't worry brooo
User avatar #40 - dndxplain (10/21/2014) [-]
benne. not much to say other than get to work and welcome to the family. psychologyxplain, comicexplain, jokexplain, artexplain, weaponexplain, militaryexplain
User avatar #37 - lordgeneral (10/21/2014) [-]
make the account and send me a friend request (to the dndxplain account)
#23 - actually they had to give a notice, but once doing so they cou…  [+] (20 new replies) 10/21/2014 on No N +3
User avatar #43 - theshadowed (10/21/2014) [-]
I used to help the run the history explain, so I'll have to do

It honestly changed depending on the Inquisitor. The Inquisition, as long as it was burning heretical scum, were given a free reign by the Pope
In their origins during the Cathar rebellions, they reigned from the announcement of who they wanted at Beziers, and the slaughter of the entire town in the week, to the announcement at Carcassonne, subsequent siege, and then everyone on the list was stripped of everything and kicked out of the town.
Even if the Inquisition had rules, no one would call them out on them. The church was simply too powerful. Not even one of the most powerful men in Europe, frederick ii hohenstaufen could full beat the Papacy
User avatar #45 - lordgeneral (10/21/2014) [-]
we now have an active account called historicalexplain. mightyohm just made it. if you have any tips or want to help him with it I'd be with you on that.
User avatar #46 - theshadowed (10/21/2014) [-]
Saw the commentsm already messaged him
User avatar #28 - mightyohm (10/21/2014) [-]
Holy shit do we have a history explain???
User avatar #29 - lordgeneral (10/21/2014) [-]
I really hope so
User avatar #31 - mightyohm (10/21/2014) [-]
We do, but he's only made 1 comment ever... so good luck with that.
User avatar #32 - lordgeneral (10/21/2014) [-]
I'll talk to some people and get another one up and running. psychexplain is back with psychologyxplain btw
User avatar #33 - mightyohm (10/21/2014) [-]
I would totally be historicalexplain
User avatar #34 - lordgeneral (10/21/2014) [-]
do you have a decent knowledge of history?
User avatar #36 - mightyohm (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm currently at uni for it
User avatar #44 - theshadowed (10/21/2014) [-]
There was (not sure now) a historieexplain. I used to help run the account. Forgotten the password though
User avatar #38 - dndxplain (10/21/2014) [-]
this one
User avatar #39 - historicalexplain (10/21/2014) [-]
It has been done.
User avatar #65 - psychologyxplain (10/22/2014) [-]
Welcome to the family, brother
User avatar #42 - jokexplain (10/21/2014) [-]
nice.
I encourage you to make content and volunteer explanations on content where you deem it relevant. people don't know your name yet.
User avatar #47 - sewallman (10/21/2014) [-]
You know, I didn't expect this comment string.
User avatar #66 - historicalexplain (10/22/2014) [-]
Sorry
User avatar #67 - sewallman (10/22/2014) [-]
don't worry brooo
User avatar #40 - dndxplain (10/21/2014) [-]
benne. not much to say other than get to work and welcome to the family. psychologyxplain, comicexplain, jokexplain, artexplain, weaponexplain, militaryexplain
User avatar #37 - lordgeneral (10/21/2014) [-]
make the account and send me a friend request (to the dndxplain account)
#424 - can I have your fj points? I know this probably gets pretty an…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on evilhomer's profile 0
#444 - Common Pepe (10/24/2014) [-]
yes lmao XDDD
#15 - you get a banana sticker 10/21/2014 on D&D stories: Always ask for... +2
#10 - oddly enough, this is a perfect metaphore for both growing up … 10/20/2014 on Shits sad man -4
#26 - by buddha he must be exhausted. I mean look, he's obviously ve…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Shitty Car Mods Part 4 +40
#42 - spips (10/20/2014) [-]
looks like kerbal space program is a nutshell
#15 - you can make it private between multiple people 10/14/2014 on Troll of the year +1
#95 - comicexplain, correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Darleen also …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 57 +1
#113 - Common Pepe (10/14/2014) [-]
She hasn't defeated galactus but she did defeat Thanos.
#94 - Picture 10/14/2014 on solid parenting 0
#33 - yush 10/14/2014 on scootabot's profile 0
#31 - ;-;  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2014 on scootabot's profile 0
User avatar #32 - scootabot (10/14/2014) [-]
:> Still wanna be friends?
User avatar #33 - lordgeneral (10/14/2014) [-]
yush

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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
User avatar #949 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/26/2015) [-]
This is going to be a weird question but, do you have a picture of a blonde hair, brown eyed girl looking at a pizza and a single tear rolling down her cheeK? Now, these are not tears of anguish, but tears of amazement.
User avatar #948 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/14/2015) [-]
Do you have that 4chan story of a guy and his niece. The guy later gets custody of his niece. It's a feely story.
#947 - dehnoobshow (11/17/2014) [-]
You might never notice this due to how you rarely if ever go to this account.
In hopes that you notice this in a week-long distance, have this.
User avatar #944 - blackoutonetwotwo (09/24/2014) [-]
hail
User avatar #942 - andranadu ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
youre gay
#929 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll remember to do this.
I'll remember to do this.
User avatar #930 to #929 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
<3 that's painful though
User avatar #931 to #930 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I won't bite yours~
User avatar #932 to #931 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I actually meant having a large round object sliding down your throat
that's how you get throat bruises
User avatar #933 to #932 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I want your large object sliding down my throat.
I don't care if it hurts me.
User avatar #934 to #933 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that goes without saying my gorgeous boy~
User avatar #916 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
tell you what

you find that mark of chaos banhammer gif ill consider skype
User avatar #917 to #916 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you mean a banhammer pic from 40k mark of chaos, or the chaos undivided symbol
#918 to #917 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
&lt; this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
< this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
#937 to #918 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
Now get Skype.  lordgeneral
Now get Skype. lordgeneral
#938 to #937 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
ill look into skype just give me a quick brief on how it works

i have a ****** 2 degrees mobile and not keen on a million messages popping up on it
#939 to #938 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
All you need to know is to add people and chat/call them.
I prefer using skype for Gaming as steam voice chat is **** .
And most of my friends don't have phones yet have ipods that have Skype.
Just get it to make him shut up,at least.

#940 to #939 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
is it a messaging thing online like yahoo messenger or a phone thing
User avatar #941 to #940 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
Mix phone with messenger.
You can chat, then use voice call and video call.
User avatar #919 to #918 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
youtu.be/q0ygjD04vyU
feel free to listen to this while I look
#920 to #919 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
*twitches*
User avatar #921 to #920 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it
#923 to #922 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
at least I'm trying
at least I'm trying
#924 to #923 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
User avatar #925 to #924 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 to #925 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 to #926 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #928 to #927 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#905 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
Here it is, I have the unfilled version.
User avatar #906 to #905 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
you can post that later o3o
User avatar #907 to #906 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
By later, do you mean now?
User avatar #908 to #907 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
if you so wish
#903 - dehnoobshow (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's that image you once saw as a recent download.
I'm using it now for reasons.
#911 to #904 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel that this will be relevant.
I feel that this will be relevant.
User avatar #912 to #911 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
eh, I'm not that big
User avatar #913 to #912 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no ******* way that'll fit."
User avatar #914 to #913 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
then I'll stock up on lube
User avatar #915 to #914 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#898 - dehnoobshow (08/01/2014) [-]
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
#900 to #899 - dehnoobshow (08/07/2014) [-]
Replace &quot;she&quot; with &quot;he&quot;
Replace "she" with "he"
#884 to #883 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #770 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
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