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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:8/23/2014
Location:a basement
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
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#153 - right behind you 07/22/2014 on I love Marvel movies +1
#152 - dr.strange! I ******* orgasmed! 07/22/2014 on I love Marvel movies +2
#160 - sis 07/22/2014 on Oh, Tumblr 0
#159 - to explain it in complete and utter detail. I suffer from …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Oh, Tumblr +3
User avatar #227 - lolme (07/23/2014) [-]
How about giving me an answer instead of a thumb down? It was a legitimate question.
User avatar #228 - lordgeneral (07/23/2014) [-]
because what you said was not just stupid but ignorant? there were seven chicks to the two of us.
User avatar #229 - lolme (07/23/2014) [-]
"my girlfriend at the time and I were attacked by four SJW feminists" - Wops, a little slip?
User avatar #230 - lordgeneral (07/23/2014) [-]
you do have to account for the fact that I'm really tired right now.
I fail to see why I'd lie about something like this, but still what you said was borderline retarded. "women will always be weaker than men"
User avatar #231 - lolme (07/23/2014) [-]
You can't miss by 3 people, and you would lie because this is the internet and no one can hit you in the gabber if you're lying.

Also, no, it's not. I do nothing, I sit on my PC all day, I have done that for years now. I lifted my buddy (110kg) by my neck, from the ground and up onto my shoulders. How many women do you know that could do that? I also arm-wrestled a fit woman with visable muscles that trained four times a week, while I do nothing. It was over before it started. So no, I do not believe that it's bollocks. And FYI, I weigh 70kg and have never worked out in my entire life.
User avatar #169 - lolme (07/22/2014) [-]
If this really is true, how come you didn't just give them one in the gabber each? Females who excercise a lot are about as strong as a male who doesn't move a muscle and just sits on his PC all day.
#157 - yes, please do make a comp 07/22/2014 on Oh, Tumblr 0
#85 - you can't talk to him anymore, so there's that.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on katypower's profile 0
User avatar #86 - katypower (07/22/2014) [-]
You say it as if people can't make second accounts.
You say it as if he only visits funnyjunk.
I have other ways to get my hands on him.
Toodles, I have other things to do for now.
#83 - we'll have a giggle when he moves in with me  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on katypower's profile 0
User avatar #84 - katypower (07/22/2014) [-]
That's a bold statement.
May the best person win.
User avatar #85 - lordgeneral (07/22/2014) [-]
you can't talk to him anymore, so there's that.
User avatar #86 - katypower (07/22/2014) [-]
You say it as if people can't make second accounts.
You say it as if he only visits funnyjunk.
I have other ways to get my hands on him.
Toodles, I have other things to do for now.
#81 - no, but he listens to me. as my pet he kind of has to  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2014 on katypower's profile 0
User avatar #82 - katypower (07/22/2014) [-]
Let's see how long you can keep him. It'll be fun for me.
User avatar #83 - lordgeneral (07/22/2014) [-]
we'll have a giggle when he moves in with me
User avatar #84 - katypower (07/22/2014) [-]
That's a bold statement.
May the best person win.
User avatar #85 - lordgeneral (07/22/2014) [-]
you can't talk to him anymore, so there's that.
User avatar #86 - katypower (07/22/2014) [-]
You say it as if people can't make second accounts.
You say it as if he only visits funnyjunk.
I have other ways to get my hands on him.
Toodles, I have other things to do for now.
#79 - I told you to stop talking to my boyfriend.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/22/2014 on katypower's profile 0
User avatar #80 - katypower (07/22/2014) [-]
Little surprised he went bi, but that's not what's important here, what's important is that I don't have to listen to you. I will always stalk him. And there's nothing you can do about it. Go cry in a corner.
User avatar #81 - lordgeneral (07/22/2014) [-]
no, but he listens to me. as my pet he kind of has to
User avatar #82 - katypower (07/22/2014) [-]
Let's see how long you can keep him. It'll be fun for me.
User avatar #83 - lordgeneral (07/22/2014) [-]
we'll have a giggle when he moves in with me
User avatar #84 - katypower (07/22/2014) [-]
That's a bold statement.
May the best person win.
User avatar #85 - lordgeneral (07/22/2014) [-]
you can't talk to him anymore, so there's that.
User avatar #86 - katypower (07/22/2014) [-]
You say it as if people can't make second accounts.
You say it as if he only visits funnyjunk.
I have other ways to get my hands on him.
Toodles, I have other things to do for now.
#2 - I wonder how hard of a mod that'd be to make... add random mes…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/21/2014 on welcome back, old chum +2
User avatar #3 - dehnoobshow (07/21/2014) [-]
And occasionally, the Jarl of Solitude herself sends you a letter.
You open it.
Dickbutt.
She fucking sends you Dickbutt.
User avatar #4 - dehnoobshow (07/21/2014) [-]
And if you throw the letter away, Hired thugs go after you from orders of Dickbutt.
User avatar #28 - thepandaking (07/22/2014) [-]
This should definitely be a mod, but like a compound mod, put it together with a great mod that you've created but don't put that in the description of the mod on the nexus, just show the serious mod and let the confusion ensue
User avatar #29 - dehnoobshow (07/22/2014) [-]
titjob mod.
User avatar #30 - thepandaking (07/22/2014) [-]
it would definitely get a lot of downloads that way...
#15 - where I work it's a rule 07/21/2014 on Unacceptable 0
#7 - even then, there's no reason to insult them. "hey man… 07/20/2014 on Unacceptable +1
#5 - more to the point, just because someone turns you down doesn't…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Unacceptable +2
User avatar #6 - wellimnotsure (07/20/2014) [-]
Unless they are
User avatar #7 - lordgeneral (07/20/2014) [-]
even then, there's no reason to insult them.
"hey man, you want some ham and cheese?" 'Nah, I'm allergic to cheese. ' "Fucking Vegan fanatic"
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Unacceptable +5
User avatar #3 - woodenalligator (07/19/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#683 - man, the new elder scrolls game looks great 07/19/2014 on Help me prove him wrong +1
#39 - no, they're not. comicexplain  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Freedom! +1
User avatar #68 - lyiat (07/19/2014) [-]
They're bounded with adamantium. it's a bit more complex than layering, but not exactly replacing. It's more effective to say that his bones are basically made out of a calcium adamantium alloy now. It would be literally impossible to separate them at this point. Unless you are Magneto (Yes, he did this once.)
User avatar #96 - vortexrain (07/19/2014) [-]
That last line, I bet that hurt like a bitch.
#50 - respectedblackman (07/19/2014) [-]
seriously, comicexplain, explain this for me, because I always believed that Wolverine's bones were covered in Adamantium, no changed into it. I'll give you a shiny green pinkie for your troubles.
#11 - It's for people who are accompanying the handicapped (open spa… 07/19/2014 on At the cinema +2
#19 - life and nearly everything is simply the repeating of and impr… 07/19/2014 on Club Penguin Bans Comic-nized +2
#35 - his bones were replaced by adamanium during project X  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Freedom! +3
User avatar #38 - sphincterface (07/19/2014) [-]
They didn't replace his bones. They just covered them with a layer of Adamantium.
User avatar #39 - lordgeneral (07/19/2014) [-]
no, they're not.
comicexplain
User avatar #68 - lyiat (07/19/2014) [-]
They're bounded with adamantium. it's a bit more complex than layering, but not exactly replacing. It's more effective to say that his bones are basically made out of a calcium adamantium alloy now. It would be literally impossible to separate them at this point. Unless you are Magneto (Yes, he did this once.)
User avatar #96 - vortexrain (07/19/2014) [-]
That last line, I bet that hurt like a bitch.
#50 - respectedblackman (07/19/2014) [-]
seriously, comicexplain, explain this for me, because I always believed that Wolverine's bones were covered in Adamantium, no changed into it. I'll give you a shiny green pinkie for your troubles.
#26 - Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo* 07/19/2014 on Life is a beach 0
#39 - DJ Gender Gravy 07/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#267 - Twenty, Writer. women. unfulfillment. no sens… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#94 - that's a fun theory too. 07/13/2014 on Do you have a moment for... 0
#90 - the static waaauggh field is fun to speculate on. my …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Do you have a moment for... 0
User avatar #99 - Encarna (07/13/2014) [-]
If it wasn't for their backstory I feel like Necrons would serve the anti-body function better.
User avatar #92 - wizardbaker (07/13/2014) [-]
I haven't heard that one before, about the anti bodies. Though I do like to believe that the Tyranids are actually running away from something much bigger than themselves.
#88 - I've heard the first theory, and could accept the second if it…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Do you have a moment for... 0
User avatar #89 - wizardbaker (07/13/2014) [-]
I love that picture.

But it could be argued that since the golden throne is just barley keeping the Emperor alive, it's really not working on normal logic, but being made functional by the subtle Ork influence.

But heck, I don't believe the theory much either, I just think it's a funny one to explore.
User avatar #90 - lordgeneral (07/13/2014) [-]
the static waaauggh field is fun to speculate on.

my personal theory was that tyranids are the galaxies antibodies
User avatar #99 - Encarna (07/13/2014) [-]
If it wasn't for their backstory I feel like Necrons would serve the anti-body function better.
User avatar #92 - wizardbaker (07/13/2014) [-]
I haven't heard that one before, about the anti bodies. Though I do like to believe that the Tyranids are actually running away from something much bigger than themselves.
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#905 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
Here it is, I have the unfilled version.
User avatar #906 to #905 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
you can post that later o3o
User avatar #907 to #906 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
By later, do you mean now?
User avatar #908 to #907 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
if you so wish
#903 - dehnoobshow (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's that image you once saw as a recent download.
I'm using it now for reasons.
#911 to #904 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel that this will be relevant.
I feel that this will be relevant.
User avatar #912 to #911 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
eh, I'm not that big
User avatar #913 to #912 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no ******* way that'll fit."
User avatar #914 to #913 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
then I'll stock up on lube
User avatar #915 to #914 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#898 - dehnoobshow (08/01/2014) [-]
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
#900 to #899 - dehnoobshow (08/07/2014) [-]
Replace "she" with "he"
Replace "she" with "he"
#884 to #883 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
#725 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/10/2014) [-]
"Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Location: a basement"

User avatar #726 to #725 - lordgeneral (05/10/2014) [-]
naaah, that's just for fun

I don't have a basement
User avatar #723 - dyalibya (05/03/2014) [-]
"deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships"

Thats a bad good combo
User avatar #722 to #721 - lordgeneral (04/25/2014) [-]
hello there :3
User avatar #700 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral into a pot of boiling water and makes soup*
User avatar #702 to #701 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*drinks*
tastes like venison
User avatar #703 to #702 - lordgeneral (04/21/2014) [-]
does this mean I'm... deer to you?
User avatar #704 to #703 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
hmmmm
more like the hunter shot bambi, now im cooking you
User avatar #706 to #705 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*adds spices*
this is gonna be good soup
#707 to #706 - lordgeneral (04/21/2014) [-]
krasnogvardiech save me
User avatar #708 to #707 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
Kras, here share the soup, then ill buy you some alcohol
User avatar #709 to #708 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Decisions, decisions.

On one hand, the Night Haunter himself promised to buy me booze after some mild cannibalism.
On the other hand, my Lord General gave me a direct order.

On one hand, I could go up against a supposedly-dead renegade Primarch and be a proper bloody Guardsman... on the other hand I could take another small step on the road to corruption.

Ah, what the hell.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

*The Red Guardsman saves the Lord General!*
[Karma gained! The Emperor smiles upon you!]
[Reputation gained! You're a ******* crazy maniac]
User avatar #710 to #709 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*spends the next 20 years launching terror strikes on Kras' life whreever he goes so the people all aroun him live in constant fear of torture and death and know its Kras fault*
User avatar #711 to #710 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Night Haunter, what are you doing?!
Go home Kurze-chan, you're drunk.
User avatar #712 to #711 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*skins a pair of senior citizens and writes "blame in on Kras* in their blood over the walls of the town hall*
#713 to #712 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Your sentence is gramatically hideous and you should feel bad!
User avatar #714 to #713 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*collects up all forms of alcohol throughout the nation, and destroys it all, demolishes all breweries, embargoes all alcohol imports, and has alpha legion police all forms of homemade alcohol, so kras is forced to become sober*
User avatar #715 to #714 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
YOU BASTARD
User avatar #716 to #715 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
and when i mean policing all forms of alcohol, i mean all methylated spirits, ethanol alcohol, hospital alcohol, and hell even cough syrup, are strictly monitored
User avatar #717 to #716 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
**** YOU

I WILL DRINK PAINT STRIPPER INSTEAD THEN

FOR VOSTOROYA! FOR THE EMPEROR!
User avatar #730 to #717 - lordgeneral (05/27/2014) [-]
make alcohol from his blood.
User avatar #731 to #730 - krasnogvardiech (05/27/2014) [-]
What, are you dense? Are you a heretic?

He's the god-damn Emperor of Man.
User avatar #718 to #717 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
nope, thats policed too

and floor polish, and everything else capable of inducing a state of drunkenness is monitored down to the last drop....alpha legion and their spies are everywhere...always watching
User avatar #719 to #718 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
I WILL MAKE BOOZE OUT OF GREENSKIN CORPSES

VALHALLANS ARE GENIUS BOOZEMAKERS
User avatar #720 to #719 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
fine those are policed too
and all forms of wood in case you get that desperate....i know you soviets make wood vodka....so wood is watched
#694 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is how mad you are
User avatar #695 to #694 - lordgeneral (04/12/2014) [-]
why would I be mad?
#696 to #695 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
because of the rolling
User avatar #693 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
*ties you to your bed and hires you out to all FJ'ers at $5 a pop*
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