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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:a basement
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Content Ranking:#392
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/starryraffle

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#106 - Picture 08/19/2014 on Yes...Perfect... +1
#105 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Yes...Perfect... +2
User avatar #143 - IGotThis (08/19/2014) [-]
I know what this is, but i cant think of the name.
#144 - lordgeneral (08/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #145 - IGotThis (08/19/2014) [-]
Awesome! Thanks
#149 - lordgeneral (08/19/2014) [-]
Love the game. everything about it too. I'm thinking of doing multiplayer later today via tunngle.
User avatar #151 - IGotThis (08/19/2014) [-]
That sounds rad! I wished i owned it. I watched a stream of it a couple weeks ago. It looks great
#152 - lordgeneral (08/19/2014) [-]
one of the few games I played to completion on steam. 20/10 I highly recommend it.
User avatar #119 - dehnoobshow (08/19/2014) [-]
That was still r00d tho.
#66 - I really want to see something like this 08/19/2014 on I am Batman 0
#3 - We should do multiplayer together based admin 08/18/2014 on RoR Wallpapers 0
#1 - I am aware that I posted the same picture twice. I can't fix it, sorry 08/18/2014 on RoR Wallpapers 0
#91 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on KLK +4
#92 - corneliusfudge (08/18/2014) [-]
Thanks
#3 - dehnoobshow 08/18/2014 on National Nightmare 0
#87 - eh, from the pictures I regurgitated to all I saw was chick on… 08/18/2014 on KLK +2
#82 - yes  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2014 on KLK 0
#90 - corneliusfudge (08/18/2014) [-]
Source?
#92 - corneliusfudge (08/18/2014) [-]
Thanks
#81 - Google 08/18/2014 on KLK 0
#80 - above all, I am a gentleman and a scholar. between you and I, …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on KLK 0
User avatar #86 - psychotayto (08/18/2014) [-]
It's not lesbian though, there's a guy involved but thank you again good sir for sourcing
User avatar #87 - lordgeneral (08/18/2014) [-]
eh, from the pictures I regurgitated to all I saw was chick on chick. they do individually have straight porn vids so I plan on watching them later. go nuts.
#79 - also edbanger's comment #70 is the sauce. it's lesbian porn, s…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on KLK +1
#207 - eutherin (08/18/2014) [-]
Why is that a problem
#78 - google is your friend 08/18/2014 on KLK 0
#14 - yes  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Admin's D&D games 0
#16 - thereasonableperso (08/18/2014) [-]
Can you hook me up bro? Brah? Robo Bro? HoboBro?
#38 - japanese AV stars Hirako Chiato and Riona Minami  [+] (8 new replies) 08/18/2014 on KLK +5
User avatar #74 - psychotayto (08/18/2014) [-]
Thank you good sir, I'll remember your kindness when I spank the monkey
User avatar #80 - lordgeneral (08/18/2014) [-]
above all, I am a gentleman and a scholar. between you and I, I will not touch lesbian porn. ever. but I won't let that stop me from saucing it for someone else
User avatar #86 - psychotayto (08/18/2014) [-]
It's not lesbian though, there's a guy involved but thank you again good sir for sourcing
User avatar #87 - lordgeneral (08/18/2014) [-]
eh, from the pictures I regurgitated to all I saw was chick on chick. they do individually have straight porn vids so I plan on watching them later. go nuts.
#69 - eutherin (08/18/2014) [-]
how do you know this
User avatar #79 - lordgeneral (08/18/2014) [-]
also edbanger's comment #70 is the sauce. it's lesbian porn, so I won't be watching
#207 - eutherin (08/18/2014) [-]
Why is that a problem
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/18/2014) [-]
google is your friend
#37 - japanese AV stars: Hirako Chiato and Riona Minami it'…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on KLK 0
#68 - eutherin (08/18/2014) [-]
how do you know thats them
User avatar #81 - lordgeneral (08/18/2014) [-]
Google
#32 - Comment deleted 08/18/2014 on KLK 0
#474 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on dehnoobshow's profile 0
#475 - dehnoobshow (08/22/2014) [-]
I'm going to use the comment that I saved this image from...
"I want to test my butthole capacity."
#472 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2014 on dehnoobshow's profile 0
#473 - dehnoobshow (08/17/2014) [-]
I want to do that too~
User avatar #474 - lordgeneral (08/17/2014) [-]
#475 - dehnoobshow (08/22/2014) [-]
I'm going to use the comment that I saved this image from...
"I want to test my butthole capacity."
#61 - Youmissedthejokesonitflewrightbyyou.png  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #62 - gigamuffin (08/16/2014) [-]
I did get the joke. Martin's story. I get it.
#914 - then I'll stock up on lube  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
User avatar #915 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#912 - eh, I'm not that big  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
User avatar #913 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no fucking way that'll fit."
User avatar #914 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
then I'll stock up on lube
User avatar #915 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#59 - will music be playing...? would it be... the song of f…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #60 - gigamuffin (08/16/2014) [-]
No. No music. Only burny freezy.
User avatar #61 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
Youmissedthejokesonitflewrightbyyou.png
User avatar #62 - gigamuffin (08/16/2014) [-]
I did get the joke. Martin's story. I get it.
#152 - she's a friend hun  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Insert title here 0
User avatar #153 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
Still doesn't mean I like her.
#160 - honestly, I think that's all dictated by your diet. It doesn't…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Fucking Matriarchy 0
User avatar #161 - morelazors (08/15/2014) [-]
Marvelous.
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
User avatar #944 - blackoutonetwotwo ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
hail
#946 to #945 - blackoutonetwotwo ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Hale
Hale
User avatar #942 - andranadu ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
youre gay
#929 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll remember to do this.
I'll remember to do this.
User avatar #930 to #929 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
<3 that's painful though
User avatar #931 to #930 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I won't bite yours~
User avatar #932 to #931 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I actually meant having a large round object sliding down your throat
that's how you get throat bruises
User avatar #933 to #932 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I want your large object sliding down my throat.
I don't care if it hurts me.
User avatar #934 to #933 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that goes without saying my gorgeous boy~
User avatar #916 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
tell you what

you find that mark of chaos banhammer gif ill consider skype
User avatar #917 to #916 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you mean a banhammer pic from 40k mark of chaos, or the chaos undivided symbol
#918 to #917 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
&lt; this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
< this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
#937 to #918 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
Now get Skype.  lordgeneral
Now get Skype. lordgeneral
#938 to #937 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
ill look into skype just give me a quick brief on how it works

i have a ****** 2 degrees mobile and not keen on a million messages popping up on it
#939 to #938 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
All you need to know is to add people and chat/call them.
I prefer using skype for Gaming as steam voice chat is **** .
And most of my friends don't have phones yet have ipods that have Skype.
Just get it to make him shut up,at least.

#940 to #939 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
is it a messaging thing online like yahoo messenger or a phone thing
User avatar #941 to #940 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
Mix phone with messenger.
You can chat, then use voice call and video call.
User avatar #919 to #918 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
youtu.be/q0ygjD04vyU
feel free to listen to this while I look
#920 to #919 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
*twitches*
User avatar #921 to #920 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it
#923 to #922 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
at least I'm trying
at least I'm trying
#924 to #923 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
User avatar #925 to #924 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 to #925 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 to #926 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #928 to #927 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#905 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
Here it is, I have the unfilled version.
User avatar #906 to #905 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
you can post that later o3o
User avatar #907 to #906 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
By later, do you mean now?
User avatar #908 to #907 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
if you so wish
#903 - dehnoobshow (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's that image you once saw as a recent download.
I'm using it now for reasons.
#911 to #904 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel that this will be relevant.
I feel that this will be relevant.
User avatar #912 to #911 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
eh, I'm not that big
User avatar #913 to #912 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no ******* way that'll fit."
User avatar #914 to #913 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
then I'll stock up on lube
User avatar #915 to #914 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#898 - dehnoobshow (08/01/2014) [-]
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
#900 to #899 - dehnoobshow (08/07/2014) [-]
Replace &quot;she&quot; with &quot;he&quot;
Replace "she" with "he"
#884 to #883 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#895 to #894 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
skype name?
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
#725 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/10/2014) [-]
"Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Location: a basement"

User avatar #726 to #725 - lordgeneral (05/10/2014) [-]
naaah, that's just for fun

I don't have a basement
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