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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:7/31/2014
Location:a basement
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
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#7 - this is not a game for sparkyoneonetwo  [+] (15 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Gay 0
#8 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I"m so gay I'd have sex with the dudes anyway
#25 - electrobe (07/01/2014) [-]
Here, take the GIF version.
User avatar #118 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
Thanks <3 that is much better
User avatar #9 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
you're not gay, you just suck dicks
you suck dicks like they're matter and you're a black hole.
User avatar #19 - evilanakie (07/01/2014) [-]
"i suck dick but i dont do butt stuff"
-sparky
#10 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
would you believe me if I said I wasn't gay
User avatar #11 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
nope.
#12 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
good that's what I was hopping for
#13 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
you'e hoping for Rapid Anal Fisting?
I'll try, I guess...
#14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
took a fist once
User avatar #43 - Alchemyst (07/01/2014) [-]
I took a fist once. It was okay, but the other guy kept saying "give it back" and "I'm losing so much blood". Whiny fag.

I still have the fist somewhere.
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
how was it?
I don't receive so I wouldn't know
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
it was okay but honestly dick was better. no hot creamy finish just a fist...
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
hm... interesting.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
not saying I wouldn't do it again just like other styuff better
#31 - see, sparkyoneonetwo  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#30 - she doesn't just use her mouth tho 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
#27 - She can tie a paper clip into a rose petal with her tongue.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #28 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I can tie a rose petal in two paper clips and a pizza with mine
User avatar #30 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
she doesn't just use her mouth tho
#25 - I already have a girl for that.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #26 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
oh well guys suck dick better than girsl
User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
She can tie a paper clip into a rose petal with her tongue.
User avatar #28 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I can tie a rose petal in two paper clips and a pizza with mine
User avatar #30 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
she doesn't just use her mouth tho
#6 - Comment deleted 07/01/2014 on Gay 0
#23 - I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#5 - Comment deleted 07/01/2014 on Gay 0
#21 - Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#19 - that'd be a lot of sex.  [+] (12 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#17 - I tend to go for more than one round in a night.  [+] (14 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
okay I'll give you a one week free pass
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
that'd be a lot of sex.
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#15 - too bad that you're too expensive for me  [+] (16 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
first round is on the house
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I tend to go for more than one round in a night.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
okay I'll give you a one week free pass
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
that'd be a lot of sex.
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#13 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
she lies being a whore is fun
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
too bad that you're too expensive for me
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
first round is on the house
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I tend to go for more than one round in a night.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
okay I'll give you a one week free pass
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
that'd be a lot of sex.
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#11 - are you into S/M? call me.  [+] (20 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #12 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I am into a lot of thins <3
User avatar #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
she lies being a whore is fun
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
too bad that you're too expensive for me
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
first round is on the house
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I tend to go for more than one round in a night.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
okay I'll give you a one week free pass
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
that'd be a lot of sex.
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#8 - I'm taken. I'm fairly certain my collective 'harem' woul…  [+] (22 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
that's kinky as fucking never been crucified before
User avatar #11 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
are you into S/M? call me.
User avatar #12 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I am into a lot of thins <3
User avatar #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
she lies being a whore is fun
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
too bad that you're too expensive for me
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
first round is on the house
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I tend to go for more than one round in a night.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
okay I'll give you a one week free pass
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
that'd be a lot of sex.
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This +2
User avatar #9 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
now I really want one
#5 - it is currently six in the morning. I am tired. carry…  [+] (24 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #7 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
It's currently six in the morning. I am also tired.

you can you don't have to just watch ;3
User avatar #8 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'm taken. I'm fairly certain my collective 'harem' would crucify you.
User avatar #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
that's kinky as fucking never been crucified before
User avatar #11 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
are you into S/M? call me.
User avatar #12 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I am into a lot of thins <3
User avatar #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
she lies being a whore is fun
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
too bad that you're too expensive for me
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
first round is on the house
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I tend to go for more than one round in a night.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
okay I'll give you a one week free pass
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
that'd be a lot of sex.
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#3 - "one" Sparky, you need a sex shop.  [+] (26 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #4 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I dind't say one I said some
User avatar #5 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
it is currently six in the morning. I am tired.

carry on.


I wanna watch
User avatar #7 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
It's currently six in the morning. I am also tired.

you can you don't have to just watch ;3
User avatar #8 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'm taken. I'm fairly certain my collective 'harem' would crucify you.
User avatar #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
that's kinky as fucking never been crucified before
User avatar #11 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
are you into S/M? call me.
User avatar #12 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I am into a lot of thins <3
User avatar #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
she lies being a whore is fun
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
too bad that you're too expensive for me
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
first round is on the house
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I tend to go for more than one round in a night.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
okay I'll give you a one week free pass
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
that'd be a lot of sex.
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#3 - "uploaded gay content" that is too perfect.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Gay +27
User avatar #21 - thelizardlord (07/01/2014) [-]
It indeed is
#25 - "wasted" 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
#24 - you ask the real questions. 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
User avatar #20 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Thank you, #3 jesus fuck.
#17 - >not bowing down to best girl 108 >not admiting that…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
#18 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
But I like drunk rapey girls.
#19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Thank you, #3 jesus fuck.
#13 - watch sekirei.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
User avatar #16 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
No wait, #2 is the one with the glasses, or was it #5...
I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED.
User avatar #15 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
I read sekirei. #2, was it? (The one who was drunk most of the time) is best girl.
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
>not bowing down to best girl 108
>not admiting that flat is justice
>not watching sexyrei
>not knowing that #2 is the one with glasses who drinks too much
>being an attractive person

-3/10
#18 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
But I like drunk rapey girls.
#19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Thank you, #3 jesus fuck.
#11 - Harem anime? magical girl anime? all of the above? yo…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
#12 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
I might get banned for this, but in short, this is one transformation.
So, Ecchi, Magica-girl, harem.
Although, since I saw a useless guy, I am only guessing Harem would be there.
But surely, with harem comes a tsundere.
Overall rating: What the fuck, Japan?
#13 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
watch sekirei.
User avatar #16 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
No wait, #2 is the one with the glasses, or was it #5...
I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED.
User avatar #15 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
I read sekirei. #2, was it? (The one who was drunk most of the time) is best girl.
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
>not bowing down to best girl 108
>not admiting that flat is justice
>not watching sexyrei
>not knowing that #2 is the one with glasses who drinks too much
>being an attractive person

-3/10
#18 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
But I like drunk rapey girls.
#19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Thank you, #3 jesus fuck.
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#884 to #883 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#895 to #894 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
skype name?
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #770 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
#725 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
"Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Location: a basement"

User avatar #726 to #725 - lordgeneral (05/10/2014) [-]
naaah, that's just for fun

I don't have a basement
User avatar #723 - dyalibya (05/03/2014) [-]
"deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships"

Thats a bad good combo
User avatar #722 to #721 - lordgeneral (04/25/2014) [-]
hello there :3
User avatar #700 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral into a pot of boiling water and makes soup*
User avatar #702 to #701 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*drinks*
tastes like venison
User avatar #703 to #702 - lordgeneral (04/21/2014) [-]
does this mean I'm... deer to you?
User avatar #704 to #703 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
hmmmm
more like the hunter shot bambi, now im cooking you
User avatar #706 to #705 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*adds spices*
this is gonna be good soup
#707 to #706 - lordgeneral (04/21/2014) [-]
krasnogvardiech save me
User avatar #708 to #707 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
Kras, here share the soup, then ill buy you some alcohol
User avatar #709 to #708 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Decisions, decisions.

On one hand, the Night Haunter himself promised to buy me booze after some mild cannibalism.
On the other hand, my Lord General gave me a direct order.

On one hand, I could go up against a supposedly-dead renegade Primarch and be a proper bloody Guardsman... on the other hand I could take another small step on the road to corruption.

Ah, what the hell.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

*The Red Guardsman saves the Lord General!*
[Karma gained! The Emperor smiles upon you!]
[Reputation gained! You're a batshit crazy maniac]
User avatar #710 to #709 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*spends the next 20 years launching terror strikes on Kras' life whreever he goes so the people all aroun him live in constant fear of torture and death and know its Kras fault*
User avatar #711 to #710 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Night Haunter, what are you doing?!
Go home Kurze-chan, you're drunk.
User avatar #712 to #711 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*skins a pair of senior citizens and writes "blame in on Kras* in their blood over the walls of the town hall*
#713 to #712 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Your sentence is gramatically hideous and you should feel bad!
User avatar #714 to #713 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*collects up all forms of alcohol throughout the nation, and destroys it all, demolishes all breweries, embargoes all alcohol imports, and has alpha legion police all forms of homemade alcohol, so kras is forced to become sober*
User avatar #715 to #714 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
YOU BASTARD
User avatar #716 to #715 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
and when i mean policing all forms of alcohol, i mean all methylated spirits, ethanol alcohol, hospital alcohol, and hell even cough syrup, are strictly monitored
User avatar #717 to #716 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
FUCK YOU

I WILL DRINK PAINT STRIPPER INSTEAD THEN

FOR VOSTOROYA! FOR THE EMPEROR!
User avatar #730 to #717 - lordgeneral (05/27/2014) [-]
make alcohol from his blood.
User avatar #731 to #730 - krasnogvardiech (05/27/2014) [-]
What, are you dense? Are you a heretic?

He's the god-damn Emperor of Man.
User avatar #718 to #717 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
nope, thats policed too

and floor polish, and everything else capable of inducing a state of drunkenness is monitored down to the last drop....alpha legion and their spies are everywhere...always watching
User avatar #719 to #718 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
I WILL MAKE BOOZE OUT OF GREENSKIN CORPSES

VALHALLANS ARE GENIUS BOOZEMAKERS
User avatar #720 to #719 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
fine those are policed too
and all forms of wood in case you get that desperate....i know you soviets make wood vodka....so wood is watched
#694 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is how mad you are
User avatar #695 to #694 - lordgeneral (04/12/2014) [-]
why would I be mad?
#696 to #695 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
because of the rolling
User avatar #693 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
*ties you to your bed and hires you out to all FJ'ers at $5 a pop*
#691 - konradkurze (04/07/2014) [-]
oh LordGeneral
User avatar #690 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled comment #314 ** :
Ok, I know I'm anon but this might be a bit harsh if your mum is dead.. If so sorry for your loss.

I'm posting this because I doubt I will be back to check


this is LordGenerals new catchphrase
User avatar #645 - folkflunky (03/29/2014) [-]
I think you're the only man in the world that ever heared "First of all" coming from a woman, followed up with something good.
User avatar #646 to #645 - lordgeneral (03/29/2014) [-]
it helps when I get to hit them when they talk back, and they thank me
User avatar #647 to #646 - folkflunky (03/29/2014) [-]
Let me see if I understood: If they talk back, you hit them, and they thank you?
User avatar #648 to #647 - lordgeneral (03/29/2014) [-]
sex slaves.
User avatar #649 to #648 - folkflunky (03/29/2014) [-]
I realized already. I've been through so much pain that I can't really bring it to bed. But I do have a good resistance to it.
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