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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:7/22/2014
Location:a basement
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
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#9 - you're not gay, you just suck dicks you suck dicks l…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Gay 0
User avatar #19 - evilanakie (07/01/2014) [-]
"i suck dick but i dont do butt stuff"
-sparky
#10 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
would you believe me if I said I wasn't gay
User avatar #11 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
nope.
#12 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
good that's what I was hopping for
#13 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
you'e hoping for Rapid Anal Fisting?
I'll try, I guess...
#14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
took a fist once
User avatar #43 - Alchemyst (07/01/2014) [-]
I took a fist once. It was okay, but the other guy kept saying "give it back" and "I'm losing so much blood". Whiny fag.

I still have the fist somewhere.
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
how was it?
I don't receive so I wouldn't know
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
it was okay but honestly dick was better. no hot creamy finish just a fist...
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
hm... interesting.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
not saying I wouldn't do it again just like other styuff better
#7 - this is not a game for sparkyoneonetwo  [+] (15 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Gay 0
#8 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I"m so gay I'd have sex with the dudes anyway
#25 - electrobe (07/01/2014) [-]
Here, take the GIF version.
User avatar #118 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
Thanks <3 that is much better
User avatar #9 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
you're not gay, you just suck dicks
you suck dicks like they're matter and you're a black hole.
User avatar #19 - evilanakie (07/01/2014) [-]
"i suck dick but i dont do butt stuff"
-sparky
#10 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
would you believe me if I said I wasn't gay
User avatar #11 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
nope.
#12 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
good that's what I was hopping for
#13 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
you'e hoping for Rapid Anal Fisting?
I'll try, I guess...
#14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
took a fist once
User avatar #43 - Alchemyst (07/01/2014) [-]
I took a fist once. It was okay, but the other guy kept saying "give it back" and "I'm losing so much blood". Whiny fag.

I still have the fist somewhere.
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
how was it?
I don't receive so I wouldn't know
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
it was okay but honestly dick was better. no hot creamy finish just a fist...
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
hm... interesting.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
not saying I wouldn't do it again just like other styuff better
#31 - see, sparkyoneonetwo  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#30 - she doesn't just use her mouth tho 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
#27 - She can tie a paper clip into a rose petal with her tongue.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #28 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I can tie a rose petal in two paper clips and a pizza with mine
User avatar #30 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
she doesn't just use her mouth tho
#25 - I already have a girl for that.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #26 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
oh well guys suck dick better than girsl
User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
She can tie a paper clip into a rose petal with her tongue.
User avatar #28 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I can tie a rose petal in two paper clips and a pizza with mine
User avatar #30 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
she doesn't just use her mouth tho
#6 - Comment deleted 07/01/2014 on Gay 0
#23 - I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#5 - Comment deleted 07/01/2014 on Gay 0
#21 - Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#19 - that'd be a lot of sex.  [+] (12 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#17 - I tend to go for more than one round in a night.  [+] (14 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
okay I'll give you a one week free pass
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
that'd be a lot of sex.
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#15 - too bad that you're too expensive for me  [+] (16 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
first round is on the house
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I tend to go for more than one round in a night.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
okay I'll give you a one week free pass
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
that'd be a lot of sex.
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#13 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
she lies being a whore is fun
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
too bad that you're too expensive for me
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
first round is on the house
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I tend to go for more than one round in a night.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
okay I'll give you a one week free pass
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
that'd be a lot of sex.
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#11 - are you into S/M? call me.  [+] (20 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #12 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I am into a lot of thins <3
User avatar #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
she lies being a whore is fun
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
too bad that you're too expensive for me
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
first round is on the house
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I tend to go for more than one round in a night.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
okay I'll give you a one week free pass
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
that'd be a lot of sex.
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#8 - I'm taken. I'm fairly certain my collective 'harem' woul…  [+] (22 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
that's kinky as fucking never been crucified before
User avatar #11 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
are you into S/M? call me.
User avatar #12 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I am into a lot of thins <3
User avatar #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
she lies being a whore is fun
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
too bad that you're too expensive for me
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
first round is on the house
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I tend to go for more than one round in a night.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
okay I'll give you a one week free pass
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
that'd be a lot of sex.
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This +2
User avatar #9 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
now I really want one
#5 - it is currently six in the morning. I am tired. carry…  [+] (24 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #7 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
It's currently six in the morning. I am also tired.

you can you don't have to just watch ;3
User avatar #8 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'm taken. I'm fairly certain my collective 'harem' would crucify you.
User avatar #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
that's kinky as fucking never been crucified before
User avatar #11 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
are you into S/M? call me.
User avatar #12 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I am into a lot of thins <3
User avatar #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
she lies being a whore is fun
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
too bad that you're too expensive for me
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
first round is on the house
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I tend to go for more than one round in a night.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
okay I'll give you a one week free pass
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
that'd be a lot of sex.
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#3 - "one" Sparky, you need a sex shop.  [+] (26 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #4 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I dind't say one I said some
User avatar #5 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
it is currently six in the morning. I am tired.

carry on.


I wanna watch
User avatar #7 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
It's currently six in the morning. I am also tired.

you can you don't have to just watch ;3
User avatar #8 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'm taken. I'm fairly certain my collective 'harem' would crucify you.
User avatar #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
that's kinky as fucking never been crucified before
User avatar #11 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
are you into S/M? call me.
User avatar #12 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I am into a lot of thins <3
User avatar #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
she lies being a whore is fun
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
too bad that you're too expensive for me
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
first round is on the house
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I tend to go for more than one round in a night.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
okay I'll give you a one week free pass
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
that'd be a lot of sex.
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#3 - "uploaded gay content" that is too perfect.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Gay +27
User avatar #21 - thelizardlord (07/01/2014) [-]
It indeed is
#25 - "wasted" 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
#24 - you ask the real questions. 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
User avatar #20 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Thank you, #3 jesus fuck.
#17 - >not bowing down to best girl 108 >not admiting that…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
#18 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
But I like drunk rapey girls.
#19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Thank you, #3 jesus fuck.
#13 - watch sekirei.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
User avatar #16 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
No wait, #2 is the one with the glasses, or was it #5...
I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED.
User avatar #15 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
I read sekirei. #2, was it? (The one who was drunk most of the time) is best girl.
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
>not bowing down to best girl 108
>not admiting that flat is justice
>not watching sexyrei
>not knowing that #2 is the one with glasses who drinks too much
>being an attractive person

-3/10
#18 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
But I like drunk rapey girls.
#19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Thank you, #3 jesus fuck.
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#879 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
I like flooding your profile.
Nothing can stop me.
User avatar #880 to #879 - lordgeneral (20 hours ago) [-]
I got it back
#875 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
MFW flooding your profile.
MFW flooding your profile.
#867 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Monday. I get to be Reunited with my beloved internet at some point today.
#866 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
MFW Recent pictures allows me to post pictures on my phone.
#868 to #866 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/16/2014) [-]
>not having a reaction folder on your phone
How can you be this casual?
#869 to #868 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
&gt;Having HTC Windows 8 phone.   
&gt;&quot;Select File Manually&quot; doesn't work on websites.   
0/10 Learn to Mobile.
>Having HTC Windows 8 phone.
>"Select File Manually" doesn't work on websites.
0/10 Learn to Mobile.
#870 to #869 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/16/2014) [-]
&gt;windows phone   
HTC One Master Race
>windows phone
HTC One Master Race
#871 to #870 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Almost a year ago, HTC W8P was the most recent version. And was "The Master Race".
I sure as hell ain't selling a perfectly functioning phone just to keep up with the latest tech.
#872 to #871 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/16/2014) [-]
Thge HTC one released last year.
Thge HTC one released last year.
#873 to #872 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
I had other things to do, so I may have my dates off.   
May I point out I'm a poorfag, I ain't got the money to buy newer shit.
I had other things to do, so I may have my dates off.
May I point out I'm a poorfag, I ain't got the money to buy newer shit.
User avatar #874 to #873 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/16/2014) [-]
why don't you buy more money?
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #862 to #861 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Assassin? I like to think of myself more like a Nightingale.

Also, 117 champions in LoL. The Main character of Halo is Master Chief John 117. Coincidence? I think not.
User avatar #863 to #862 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
FUCK! I forgot to mention 9/11 after I said planes go high.
User avatar #864 to #863 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't like 9/11 jokes. They're just plane wrong.
#858 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
tfw the candy was a lie
User avatar #878 to #858 - dndxplain ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
nevermind. geiger counter
User avatar #877 to #858 - dndxplain ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
you still need to sauce this for me
User avatar #859 to #858 - lordgeneral (07/07/2014) [-]
...

sauce
User avatar #860 to #859 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm on my phone, sadly, I can not search and deliver sauce. Best I can do in such short notice is rub salsa sauce all over my body.
#849 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
For the last few minutes, I've been searching for proof of Jinx's sexuality, I find no evidence of either up to now. I'm still missing some website though.
User avatar #850 to #849 - lordgeneral (07/06/2014) [-]
indeed
User avatar #851 to #850 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
But the "According to a Reddit AMA, Jinx wants to hug Ziggs. Ziggs, however, is quite terrified of Jinx." fact is kinda amusing.
User avatar #852 to #851 - lordgeneral (07/06/2014) [-]
well, hugging != shagging.

I saw a few riot official forums... can't remember where
#853 to #852 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
I was just stating a rather random fact about Jinx, not sure what you were trying to do with &quot;!=&quot; but k.   
Anyways, I looked at her official page and still find no mention what so ever, so from now on, I settle on Bisexual.
I was just stating a rather random fact about Jinx, not sure what you were trying to do with "!=" but k.
Anyways, I looked at her official page and still find no mention what so ever, so from now on, I settle on Bisexual.
User avatar #854 to #853 - lordgeneral (07/06/2014) [-]
!= means "does not equal"
User avatar #855 to #854 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
=/= would make more sense.
User avatar #856 to #855 - lordgeneral (07/06/2014) [-]
!= is used in programming.
User avatar #857 to #856 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
≠ is used in maths.

it's interesting how during an argument, we digress.
#838 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I cropped three things.
#842 to #841 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
You can use this.
I'm sure about it..
Now every time you use the Jimmies image, I can only thing that someone chopped off your dick. Congrats.
#843 to #842 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I just thought it fit since jimmy is short for james
#844 to #843 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
My actual full name is James-Emmanuel.
But you can only use the full name to tell me when I'm really in deep shit.
#845 to #844 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
>:I I'm upset with you
#847 to #845 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I sure do love the pimp whip.
#846 to #845 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Just sayin'
The only shortening you need is James.
And I do not know why, I find Zoey extremely hot.
#839 to #838 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
This too.
#840 to #839 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
And obviously...
#819 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Such foreshadowing.
User avatar #820 to #819 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
I don't speak frogsniffer
User avatar #821 to #820 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
"Je parlerais toujours en francais" means "I will always speak in french"
I just spoke in english.
User avatar #822 to #821 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
neat.
#823 to #822 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
It's not.   
It's really not.
It's not.
It's really not.
#818 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Knowing you already saw this content, this will be relevant one day.
Knowing you already saw this content, this will be relevant one day.
User avatar #881 to #818 - lordgeneral (20 hours ago) [-]
looks like you were right.
#816 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I edited a thing.
User avatar #817 to #816 - lordgeneral (06/25/2014) [-]
.-. I worry about you. I really do.
#824 to #817 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Since I have no interest in spamming your profile with my bullshit,
This comment will do.
I really love this image. I don't know why.
#825 to #824 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
it's our relationship in a nutshell
#826 to #825 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I'd confess, when we met, I didn't expect to get confused about my sexuality half way in.   
 No pun intended.
I'd confess, when we met, I didn't expect to get confused about my sexuality half way in.
No pun intended.
#827 to #826 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
Evidently, I do this to a lot of people.
crazylance can testify.
User avatar #848 to #827 - crazylance ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Hey hey, I was bi before we met,
you just dropped the brick that sealed my sexuality in that state.
#828 to #827 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I mean, the first thing you said on my profile is, and I quote:   
&quot; 'Interests: Rape'   
you and I are going to get along nicely.&quot;
I mean, the first thing you said on my profile is, and I quote:
" 'Interests: Rape'
you and I are going to get along nicely."
#829 to #828 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
you know it's true though
you know it's true though
#830 to #829 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, you weren't wrong.   
It was just an unexpected  yet oddly satisfying  turn of events.
Well, you weren't wrong.
It was just an unexpected yet oddly satisfying turn of events.
User avatar #833 to #831 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Also, warn me if I'm being too gay so I can lay off the gayness for a while.
#834 to #833 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
>mfw you think it's possible to be too gay
#835 to #834 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
MFW I just started questioning my sexuality so I don't know the limits of my new powers.
MFW I just started questioning my sexuality so I don't know the limits of my new powers.
User avatar #836 to #835 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
I think we need some professional advice.
sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #837 to #836 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes, sparkyoneonetwo fellow.
Teach me the way of the gay.
#832 to #831 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#807 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know why I made this.
User avatar #808 to #807 - lordgeneral (06/24/2014) [-]
it's what you'll be saying tonight hun
#814 to #808 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
This is my new TF2 spray.
User avatar #815 to #814 - lordgeneral (06/24/2014) [-]
lovely
#809 to #808 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Possibly.
User avatar #810 to #809 - lordgeneral (06/24/2014) [-]
tfw I want to play with you
but you don't have risk of rain.
I'm not even saying enter the raffle.
buy it for all I care but it's a damn good game and I want to play it with friends ;w;
User avatar #811 to #810 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
tfw I wanted to play No More Room In Hell with people
tfw No one in my friends play it so I deleted it.
#813 to #812 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Dwarves Children scare me the most.
#772 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I came in your dishwasher.
I came in your dishwasher.
#797 to #796 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Good.
Good.
User avatar #798 to #797 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
no dick for you
#799 to #798 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Worth it.
Worth it.
User avatar #800 to #799 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
rip campin creeper, he could have been my pet kitten
#801 to #800 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Who the fuck fucks their kitten?

pic unrelated.
User avatar #773 to #772 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
Don't let her father find out
#774 to #773 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
So that's why when I was running away I was getting shot at.
So that's why when I was running away I was getting shot at.
User avatar #775 to #774 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
anyway, raffle update. Each slot costs one reclaim metal now instead of one refined and it's a choice between Portal (classic) and Risk of Rain
User avatar #776 to #775 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I already have Portal for Xbox 360.
If It were Portal 2, I'd jump right in.
User avatar #777 to #776 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
well shit.
User avatar #778 to #777 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
There's some games that I want to have. And with everything, I decide to wait until they are there.
User avatar #779 to #778 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
any recommendations for raffles?
User avatar #780 to #779 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
All I can offer right now is those I'd go for:
-Terraria (Probably already did. But I wasn't there)
-Brink (I already have it for Xbox, but it's a very good game. And who knows? With mods, things might be epic.)
Those are what I think for now. I hear Terraria is really cheap due to steam sales, but since I'm such a fucking faggot, I have no money.
User avatar #781 to #780 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
I will suggest it
#782 to #781 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I know you will bby
I know you will bby
#786 to #784 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Aw, they didn't do Evelynn.
Aw, they didn't do Evelynn.
User avatar #787 to #786 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
they did elise
#788 to #787 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Fuck Elise.
Evelynn the Widowmaker master race.
#790 to #789 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
PlentaKill feat. Rachelle Lum - Illusionist (Aqua - Candyman LoL Parody) PLK Have I ever told you I have Arachnophobia?

Anyways, Elise can't even cloak.
User avatar #791 to #790 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
Elise don't need a cloak. also, you're a wussy then.

that's only part 1, you know...
I mean, the one I sent
#792 to #791 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
You're talking to the guy who needs someone to Co-op horror games.
Of course I'm a pussy.
User avatar #794 to #792 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
oh, and terrarria was added to this raffle.
User avatar #793 to #792 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
Spiders are love. spiders are life.
#795 to #793 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Spiders are the fucking spawn of Satan.
User avatar #783 to #782 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
Terraria is up next
#785 to #783 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Naturally.
It's like. 3$.
User avatar #770 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
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