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Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
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#2321 - on the contrary. I hate futanari.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #2323 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
Wow I misread entirely.

Don't judge my fetishes.
User avatar #2324 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
you do it all the time to me my love
User avatar #2325 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
I misread because I'm retarded.
#2319 - ...?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/11/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #2320 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
I thought you meant you have Futanari pictures of her in your computer.
[Sad cat noises]
User avatar #2321 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
on the contrary. I hate futanari.
User avatar #2323 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
Wow I misread entirely.

Don't judge my fetishes.
User avatar #2324 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
you do it all the time to me my love
User avatar #2325 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
I misread because I'm retarded.
#2316 - I hate futanari.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/11/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #2318 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
I'm gonna need that later... For scientific research.
User avatar #2319 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
...?
User avatar #2320 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
I thought you meant you have Futanari pictures of her in your computer.
[Sad cat noises]
User avatar #2321 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
on the contrary. I hate futanari.
User avatar #2323 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
Wow I misread entirely.

Don't judge my fetishes.
User avatar #2324 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
you do it all the time to me my love
User avatar #2325 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
I misread because I'm retarded.
#2308 - doesn't everything? also, I was looking for the "I need h…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2014 on /tabletop/ +1
#2345 - atomschlumpf (08/11/2014) [-]
this one?
User avatar #2346 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #2309 - konradkurze (08/11/2014) [-]
i must research dark eldar mating habits
#2305 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 08/11/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #2315 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
Sororita turns me on for some reason. Even more if I imagine Futa.
User avatar #2316 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
I hate futanari.
User avatar #2318 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
I'm gonna need that later... For scientific research.
User avatar #2319 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
...?
User avatar #2320 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
I thought you meant you have Futanari pictures of her in your computer.
[Sad cat noises]
User avatar #2321 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
on the contrary. I hate futanari.
User avatar #2323 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
Wow I misread entirely.

Don't judge my fetishes.
User avatar #2324 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
you do it all the time to me my love
User avatar #2325 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
I misread because I'm retarded.
User avatar #2306 - konradkurze (08/11/2014) [-]
dark eldar girls give me a demonic boner
User avatar #2308 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
doesn't everything? also, I was looking for the "I need her for research" comic, because that's essentially what it be
#2345 - atomschlumpf (08/11/2014) [-]
this one?
User avatar #2346 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #2309 - konradkurze (08/11/2014) [-]
i must research dark eldar mating habits
#2303 - My lover just did their first squad. comments? konradkurze, de…  [+] (44 new replies) 08/11/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#2347 - krasnogvardiech (08/11/2014) [-]
Whatever you do, keep her away from Chaos.
User avatar #2355 - tmstyrant (08/11/2014) [-]
looks like a child just painted it whatever color came to mind, the gun looks good though.
User avatar #2348 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
I've already told her I'm dumping her if she chooses chaos
#2353 - MrDeadiron (08/11/2014) [-]
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
User avatar #2349 - krasnogvardiech (08/11/2014) [-]
Direct her to this page: 1d4chan.org/wiki/Imperial_Guard

Notably, the "Main Advantages of fielding an Imperial Guard Army".
User avatar #2350 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
I have. multiple times.
User avatar #2356 - tmstyrant (08/11/2014) [-]
Guard are not what they used to be with the new edition, you have to run an armored fist or get exploded.
User avatar #2351 - krasnogvardiech (08/11/2014) [-]
Tell her to imagine it being narrated by BRIAN BLESSED. And then tell her that's how the average Imperial priest would do it.
User avatar #2344 - atomschlumpf (08/11/2014) [-]
looks good, albeit the color scheme is a bit dull
User avatar #2341 - MrDeadiron (08/11/2014) [-]
Eww Tau.
User avatar #2342 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
she chose it. I tried to correct her get her interested in the imperial guard, but eh
User avatar #2343 - MrDeadiron (08/11/2014) [-]
The color schemes not bad though.
User avatar #2339 - tmstyrant (08/11/2014) [-]
Keep painting, that scheme is also bad. It lacks contrasting colors which makes it look better on the table top.
User avatar #2340 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
I'll pass it along to her
User avatar #2328 - rikter (08/11/2014) [-]
I don't hate it
User avatar #2329 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
good to hear
User avatar #2330 - rikter (08/11/2014) [-]
While I wouldn't paint mine with that scheme, it is a very working scheme, and the paintjob is very satisfactory. But, unlike the Tau, I won't drone on.
User avatar #2331 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
she's been doing military models for years. this is her first but hopefully not last time doing something 40kish. she wants to get into the universe, so I'm happy all around
User avatar #2332 - rikter (08/11/2014) [-]
I've been thinking of the Tau as my second army once I'm happy with the state of my Salamanders
User avatar #2333 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
they are my second army. tau/imperial guard is OP
User avatar #2334 - rikter (08/11/2014) [-]
I hate playing against Teldar armies
User avatar #2335 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
tau/imperial guard: we will crush you under the weight of our bodies... and then blow up the mound you and we create


teldar: pew pew mother fucker
User avatar #2336 - rikter (08/11/2014) [-]
Indeed. Also, the Guard has artillery
User avatar #2337 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
plebian guardsmen armies who don't understand the purity of melee units do, yes. all I need is a colossus and a sea of fodder troops
User avatar #2338 - rikter (08/11/2014) [-]
Basilisks can be formidable. If they can hit you
#2418 - xxhadesflamesxx (08/12/2014) [-]
I found you rikki tikki tavi
User avatar #4695 - zaiopeperse (08/27/2014) [-]
Fuck you, chupathingy. I found him first
User avatar #2530 - rikter (08/13/2014) [-]
Creepy
#2304 - konradkurze (08/11/2014) [-]
DEATH TO TAU
#2305 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #2315 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
Sororita turns me on for some reason. Even more if I imagine Futa.
User avatar #2316 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
I hate futanari.
User avatar #2318 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
I'm gonna need that later... For scientific research.
User avatar #2319 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
...?
User avatar #2320 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
I thought you meant you have Futanari pictures of her in your computer.
[Sad cat noises]
User avatar #2321 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
on the contrary. I hate futanari.
User avatar #2323 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
Wow I misread entirely.

Don't judge my fetishes.
User avatar #2324 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
you do it all the time to me my love
User avatar #2325 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
I misread because I'm retarded.
User avatar #2306 - konradkurze (08/11/2014) [-]
dark eldar girls give me a demonic boner
User avatar #2308 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
doesn't everything? also, I was looking for the "I need her for research" comic, because that's essentially what it be
#2345 - atomschlumpf (08/11/2014) [-]
this one?
User avatar #2346 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #2309 - konradkurze (08/11/2014) [-]
i must research dark eldar mating habits
#4 - Funnyjunk in a nutshell 08/11/2014 on Struggle 0
#7 - how many ********* is that?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Ay Yo Wuz Gud? +32
#11 - jaymeelu (08/11/2014) [-]
420 niggabytes
#10 - icewraith (08/11/2014) [-]
#6 - I bet you like tyranids. don't you vorarephilia  [+] (15 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Ay Yo Wuz Gud? +1
User avatar #14 - vorarephilia (08/11/2014) [-]
Kroot, too.
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
because they eat people. tyranids, I mean
User avatar #16 - vorarephilia (08/11/2014) [-]
so do kroot. Even though hard vore isn't my favorite.
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
no, but it is mine.
User avatar #18 - vorarephilia (08/11/2014) [-]
ah.

Nobody uses spoilers for actual spoilers, do they?
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
more and more recently, they have been.
watch, this next spoiler will contain a spoiler to the guardians of the galaxy
Groot is immolated while saving the other GoTG from dying in a crash. He comes back as a dancing sprout in a flower pot
User avatar #20 - vorarephilia (08/11/2014) [-]
I guess I have been proven wrong then.
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
It's nice to say to someone that isn't into hard vore that I enjoy it without them flipping shit.
#40 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
jacking off to someone being eaten alive is really fucking weird
User avatar #42 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
so is jacking off to girls with penises or smearing shit on someone. I don't judge peoples fetishes, just politely decline them.
#25 - thunderchanter (08/11/2014) [-]
You had a heresy thread going and you threw it out the window. The Emperor shall not be pleased.
User avatar #26 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
claiming your higher up is a heretic? that's heretical. googleoverlord, please interrogate this traitor
#27 - thunderchanter (08/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #28 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
take that up with dehnoobshow and jonnyafire
User avatar #31 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
Get in line, thunderchanter.
If you cheat your way in, I'll have to stab you.
#27 - it has produced many great porn SFMs, but it's pretty sucky 08/11/2014 on Keys in a nutshell +1
#267 - you tell me  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on Google will print you a... 0
User avatar #268 - crazylance (08/11/2014) [-]
A shame I can't really ship it to myself.
#264 - you can adjust the dimensions of it when coding it, so I could…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Google will print you a... 0
User avatar #467 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
Also, 'murica only.
Not 'anada.
User avatar #472 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
>have it shipped to me
>ship it to you
sadly I can only get two done, and there's six of us in total
User avatar #473 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
Then don't bother on me then. I'm your pet, not the emperor's pet.
User avatar #475 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
I could get more than just that. I could get "Chris's pet" if I wanted to
#476 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
That would be dandy.
#262 - krasnogvardiech konradkurze rikter hellscythe jonnyafire dehno…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Google will print you a... +1
User avatar #266 - crazylance (08/11/2014) [-]
So uhh *cough* where's that free 3d bracelet of mine?
User avatar #267 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
you tell me
User avatar #268 - crazylance (08/11/2014) [-]
A shame I can't really ship it to myself.
#265 - krasnogvardiech (08/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #263 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
I would if it were a collar
User avatar #264 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
you can adjust the dimensions of it when coding it, so I could make it into a collar.
User avatar #467 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
Also, 'murica only.
Not 'anada.
User avatar #472 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
>have it shipped to me
>ship it to you
sadly I can only get two done, and there's six of us in total
User avatar #473 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
Then don't bother on me then. I'm your pet, not the emperor's pet.
User avatar #475 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
I could get more than just that. I could get "Chris's pet" if I wanted to
#476 - dehnoobshow (08/11/2014) [-]
That would be dandy.
#88 - this is physically painful to me 08/11/2014 on Good reaction GIF? 0
#14 - actually it'd probably do the opposite, as hair is made out of…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on Spiderman needs to buy a razor 0
User avatar #16 - adu (08/11/2014) [-]
Well, Wolverine's cells still die, they just get replaced really quickly.
#87 - just have comicexplain settle this dude.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Even the joker has his limits +1
#101 - saladtongsofdeath (08/11/2014) [-]
comicexplain ,basically we where debating on who would win in a fight, superman or the hulk.... his argument is that the hulk is the manifestation of anger so the angrier he gets, the stronger he gets... my argument is that the hulk DOES have a limit, because he is essentially human, therefore there is so much anger a person can feel before completely plateauing... but in supermans case... (i dont remember which comic, i think i saw it in the show) Dr. quintum measured supermans strength and he was pushing the equivalent of 200 quintillion tons, maxing out the machine and he realized that supermans body was manifesting powers to deal with the stresses his body is going through, essentially making superman as strong as he needs to be... not just that, but the hulk has a hard time fighting speedsters (quicksilver for example) and superman can move faster than the speed of light... faster than the hulks reaction time...
User avatar #104 - comicexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
Superman would win in a fight, no contest! However, I should mention a few facts. First off, The Hulk is not Banner - Hulk has no limit to his anger, and at one time, bench-pressed a black hole, which is something even Superman would struggle to do. As for Dr. Quintum measuring supermans stats, never take that at face value - Those were terrible concoctions by the writers doing, and you'll note that the writers mess up a -lot- when it comes to that!

At any rate. Superman would win in a fight for one -main- reason. He doesn't prolong his battles! He wouldn't, by his very nature, get the Hulk angry, which would give our favorite Green Giant the power he would need to stand up to the Blue and Red Boy Scout!

Does Hulk have the -power- to defeat Superman? Sure, absolutely. The Hulk can overcome GODS who are known to be far beyond Supermans level of power, albeit in the Marvel U. His strength is unmatched, and his healing factor better, not to mention having both more endurance, and resistance than Supes. However, Supermans -base- power is far beyond Hulks, and even if the Hulk were pumped up to super high levels via anger -before- pushing himself against Superman, Supes also has a lot of tricks up his sleeve! He has a multitude of powers, and he is (Stop me if you heard this one before) as strong as he needs to be. So if he must defeat the hulk, he will. He'll snap his neck, like he did Zod, or decapitate him via heat vision! This wouldn't stop the Hulk, but it would win him the fight!

I could probably go more in depth about how the fight would go, and the many pluses, minuses to both parties, but I'm getting ready for work! Hope this helped. Cheers!
#89 - saladtongsofdeath (08/11/2014) [-]
Yes!!! comicexplain we summon thee!!!!
User avatar #96 - comicexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
What would you like to know! The Hulk is Earth's Mightiest Mortal, not a cosmic entity, and though Frankie has high-class Reality Warping powers, he's definitely -not- a Cosmic Entity. The ability to shape reality as whatever you desire (Omnipotent) doesn't make you a Cosmic Entity, in the Marvel Universe. Frankie will be immortal, and will even become a new Galactus (A second Galactus, maybe, or probably a Galactus to keep the first one in check), but till the heat-death of the universe, he's still mortal, in a sheltered sense!

lordgeneral

But was there a specific question you two wanted answered?

When thinking of Cosmic Entities, think of Galactus (Who, in
#11 - that was very fun can I ask why, though?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2014 on fukt. 0
User avatar #12 - loganmadder (08/11/2014) [-]
No idea, but I think when it's on women, it's for if the woman cheats on her husband, he can feel free to just rip 'em off
User avatar #15 - assassindash (08/11/2014) [-]
Oh....

Well I was wrong as fuck then.
#84 - last entry on the list  [+] (7 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Even the joker has his limits +1
#88 - saladtongsofdeath (08/11/2014) [-]
thats not Mr.Fantastic budy... thats frankie, the son of him and invisible girl... he is not a celestial being per se but his reality manipulation is celestial-like.... remember, celestial beings where never born... they are is and always will be
#86 - saladtongsofdeath (08/11/2014) [-]
havent you heard not to believe everything you read on wiki? cosmic entities are omnipresent beings that have an omnipotent tangibility over certain traits/powers... the only listed marvel cosmic entities that i know of so far are: living tribunal, cosmic compass death, eternity, oblivion, infinity, galactus (fully fed) master order and lord caos, mistress love and sire hate nemesis, destiny, phoenix force (not jean gray, as you stated, but the phoenix force that took over her body), celestials, cosmic cube (a celestial artifact) and its manifestation the shaper, kubik and kosmos, the stranger (i think it was the forth face of the living tribunal), kronos, eon, anomaly, origin, queen of nevers, unipower (basically captain universe) and unbeing
User avatar #87 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
just have comicexplain settle this dude.
#101 - saladtongsofdeath (08/11/2014) [-]
comicexplain ,basically we where debating on who would win in a fight, superman or the hulk.... his argument is that the hulk is the manifestation of anger so the angrier he gets, the stronger he gets... my argument is that the hulk DOES have a limit, because he is essentially human, therefore there is so much anger a person can feel before completely plateauing... but in supermans case... (i dont remember which comic, i think i saw it in the show) Dr. quintum measured supermans strength and he was pushing the equivalent of 200 quintillion tons, maxing out the machine and he realized that supermans body was manifesting powers to deal with the stresses his body is going through, essentially making superman as strong as he needs to be... not just that, but the hulk has a hard time fighting speedsters (quicksilver for example) and superman can move faster than the speed of light... faster than the hulks reaction time...
User avatar #104 - comicexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
Superman would win in a fight, no contest! However, I should mention a few facts. First off, The Hulk is not Banner - Hulk has no limit to his anger, and at one time, bench-pressed a black hole, which is something even Superman would struggle to do. As for Dr. Quintum measuring supermans stats, never take that at face value - Those were terrible concoctions by the writers doing, and you'll note that the writers mess up a -lot- when it comes to that!

At any rate. Superman would win in a fight for one -main- reason. He doesn't prolong his battles! He wouldn't, by his very nature, get the Hulk angry, which would give our favorite Green Giant the power he would need to stand up to the Blue and Red Boy Scout!

Does Hulk have the -power- to defeat Superman? Sure, absolutely. The Hulk can overcome GODS who are known to be far beyond Supermans level of power, albeit in the Marvel U. His strength is unmatched, and his healing factor better, not to mention having both more endurance, and resistance than Supes. However, Supermans -base- power is far beyond Hulks, and even if the Hulk were pumped up to super high levels via anger -before- pushing himself against Superman, Supes also has a lot of tricks up his sleeve! He has a multitude of powers, and he is (Stop me if you heard this one before) as strong as he needs to be. So if he must defeat the hulk, he will. He'll snap his neck, like he did Zod, or decapitate him via heat vision! This wouldn't stop the Hulk, but it would win him the fight!

I could probably go more in depth about how the fight would go, and the many pluses, minuses to both parties, but I'm getting ready for work! Hope this helped. Cheers!
#89 - saladtongsofdeath (08/11/2014) [-]
Yes!!! comicexplain we summon thee!!!!
User avatar #96 - comicexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
What would you like to know! The Hulk is Earth's Mightiest Mortal, not a cosmic entity, and though Frankie has high-class Reality Warping powers, he's definitely -not- a Cosmic Entity. The ability to shape reality as whatever you desire (Omnipotent) doesn't make you a Cosmic Entity, in the Marvel Universe. Frankie will be immortal, and will even become a new Galactus (A second Galactus, maybe, or probably a Galactus to keep the first one in check), but till the heat-death of the universe, he's still mortal, in a sheltered sense!

lordgeneral

But was there a specific question you two wanted answered?

When thinking of Cosmic Entities, think of Galactus (Who, in
#82 - I have to point out that Mr. Fantastic is a cosmic entity as well.  [+] (9 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Even the joker has his limits +1
#83 - saladtongsofdeath (08/11/2014) [-]
now they just give that title out to just anyone dont they? hes not, his son however, is a cosmic being
User avatar #84 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
#88 - saladtongsofdeath (08/11/2014) [-]
thats not Mr.Fantastic budy... thats frankie, the son of him and invisible girl... he is not a celestial being per se but his reality manipulation is celestial-like.... remember, celestial beings where never born... they are is and always will be
#86 - saladtongsofdeath (08/11/2014) [-]
havent you heard not to believe everything you read on wiki? cosmic entities are omnipresent beings that have an omnipotent tangibility over certain traits/powers... the only listed marvel cosmic entities that i know of so far are: living tribunal, cosmic compass death, eternity, oblivion, infinity, galactus (fully fed) master order and lord caos, mistress love and sire hate nemesis, destiny, phoenix force (not jean gray, as you stated, but the phoenix force that took over her body), celestials, cosmic cube (a celestial artifact) and its manifestation the shaper, kubik and kosmos, the stranger (i think it was the forth face of the living tribunal), kronos, eon, anomaly, origin, queen of nevers, unipower (basically captain universe) and unbeing
User avatar #87 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
just have comicexplain settle this dude.
#101 - saladtongsofdeath (08/11/2014) [-]
comicexplain ,basically we where debating on who would win in a fight, superman or the hulk.... his argument is that the hulk is the manifestation of anger so the angrier he gets, the stronger he gets... my argument is that the hulk DOES have a limit, because he is essentially human, therefore there is so much anger a person can feel before completely plateauing... but in supermans case... (i dont remember which comic, i think i saw it in the show) Dr. quintum measured supermans strength and he was pushing the equivalent of 200 quintillion tons, maxing out the machine and he realized that supermans body was manifesting powers to deal with the stresses his body is going through, essentially making superman as strong as he needs to be... not just that, but the hulk has a hard time fighting speedsters (quicksilver for example) and superman can move faster than the speed of light... faster than the hulks reaction time...
User avatar #104 - comicexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
Superman would win in a fight, no contest! However, I should mention a few facts. First off, The Hulk is not Banner - Hulk has no limit to his anger, and at one time, bench-pressed a black hole, which is something even Superman would struggle to do. As for Dr. Quintum measuring supermans stats, never take that at face value - Those were terrible concoctions by the writers doing, and you'll note that the writers mess up a -lot- when it comes to that!

At any rate. Superman would win in a fight for one -main- reason. He doesn't prolong his battles! He wouldn't, by his very nature, get the Hulk angry, which would give our favorite Green Giant the power he would need to stand up to the Blue and Red Boy Scout!

Does Hulk have the -power- to defeat Superman? Sure, absolutely. The Hulk can overcome GODS who are known to be far beyond Supermans level of power, albeit in the Marvel U. His strength is unmatched, and his healing factor better, not to mention having both more endurance, and resistance than Supes. However, Supermans -base- power is far beyond Hulks, and even if the Hulk were pumped up to super high levels via anger -before- pushing himself against Superman, Supes also has a lot of tricks up his sleeve! He has a multitude of powers, and he is (Stop me if you heard this one before) as strong as he needs to be. So if he must defeat the hulk, he will. He'll snap his neck, like he did Zod, or decapitate him via heat vision! This wouldn't stop the Hulk, but it would win him the fight!

I could probably go more in depth about how the fight would go, and the many pluses, minuses to both parties, but I'm getting ready for work! Hope this helped. Cheers!
#89 - saladtongsofdeath (08/11/2014) [-]
Yes!!! comicexplain we summon thee!!!!
User avatar #96 - comicexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
What would you like to know! The Hulk is Earth's Mightiest Mortal, not a cosmic entity, and though Frankie has high-class Reality Warping powers, he's definitely -not- a Cosmic Entity. The ability to shape reality as whatever you desire (Omnipotent) doesn't make you a Cosmic Entity, in the Marvel Universe. Frankie will be immortal, and will even become a new Galactus (A second Galactus, maybe, or probably a Galactus to keep the first one in check), but till the heat-death of the universe, he's still mortal, in a sheltered sense!

lordgeneral

But was there a specific question you two wanted answered?

When thinking of Cosmic Entities, think of Galactus (Who, in
#28 - crimson 08/11/2014 on asain cant get a scholarship +1
#79 - his idea of fighting is "walk at them as the meaty chunks… 08/11/2014 on Even the joker has his limits +1
#77 - just to argue a tiny, side point, universes can't be mad… 08/11/2014 on Even the joker has his limits +1
#76 - no doubt, obviously. by the way, wolverine, if it weren't for …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Even the joker has his limits +1
User avatar #78 - heartlessrobot (08/11/2014) [-]
Of course. Wolverine is completely mortal, only living to about 340 years WITH the healing factor. He's not even a very good fighter, Beast is capable of beating him in a 1-on-1 fight.
User avatar #79 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
his idea of fighting is "walk at them as the meaty chunks fly off"

Prof. Xavier is a three without Cerebro, a 5 with it.
#75 - It's commonly known. there's a scale for power levels in mutan…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Even the joker has his limits +1
#102 - saladtongsofdeath (08/11/2014) [-]
jean grey is NOT the phoenix.... the phoenix just uses mortal bodies to manifest in the physical world.... jean grey happens to be its chosen vessel
User avatar #103 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
"Gene Grey is five, The phoenix is a cosmic entity"
that'd mean they're separate.
#105 - saladtongsofdeath (08/11/2014) [-]
you're right.... my mistake... shit, i didnt realize how strong she was, i was thinking of the cartoons where all she could lift was a table and beat someone over the head with it...
User avatar #106 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
as I had said, five is the highest measured power level. she's technically above level five, but is labeled as level five because that's as high as the scale goes. same with magneto. Xavier is a level three, unless he's using Cerebro. Then he's a level five. et cetera.

fun fact: wolverine is a level two, until you add in his skeleton and healing factor
#108 - saladtongsofdeath (08/11/2014) [-]
well, without wolverines healing factor and skeleton, hes just a pissed off canadian with a strong sense of smell and a duel compound fracture
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User avatar #73 - heartlessrobot (08/11/2014) [-]
Right, but Deadpool is pretty much on par with Captain America when it comes to strength, though probably way above him when it comes to fighting capability.
User avatar #76 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
no doubt, obviously. by the way, wolverine, if it weren't for his skeleton and healing factor, would only have a power level of two
User avatar #78 - heartlessrobot (08/11/2014) [-]
Of course. Wolverine is completely mortal, only living to about 340 years WITH the healing factor. He's not even a very good fighter, Beast is capable of beating him in a 1-on-1 fight.
User avatar #79 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
his idea of fighting is "walk at them as the meaty chunks fly off"

Prof. Xavier is a three without Cerebro, a 5 with it.
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#929 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll remember to do this.
I'll remember to do this.
User avatar #930 to #929 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
<3 that's painful though
User avatar #931 to #930 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I won't bite yours~
User avatar #932 to #931 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I actually meant having a large round object sliding down your throat
that's how you get throat bruises
User avatar #933 to #932 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I want your large object sliding down my throat.
I don't care if it hurts me.
User avatar #934 to #933 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that goes without saying my gorgeous boy~
User avatar #916 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
tell you what

you find that mark of chaos banhammer gif ill consider skype
User avatar #917 to #916 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you mean a banhammer pic from 40k mark of chaos, or the chaos undivided symbol
#918 to #917 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
&lt; this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
< this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
#937 to #918 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Now get Skype.  lordgeneral
Now get Skype. lordgeneral
#938 to #937 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
ill look into skype just give me a quick brief on how it works

i have a ****** 2 degrees mobile and not keen on a million messages popping up on it
#939 to #938 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
All you need to know is to add people and chat/call them.
I prefer using skype for Gaming as steam voice chat is **** .
And most of my friends don't have phones yet have ipods that have Skype.
Just get it to make him shut up,at least.

#940 to #939 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
is it a messaging thing online like yahoo messenger or a phone thing
User avatar #941 to #940 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Mix phone with messenger.
You can chat, then use voice call and video call.
User avatar #919 to #918 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
youtu.be/q0ygjD04vyU
feel free to listen to this while I look
#920 to #919 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
*twitches*
User avatar #921 to #920 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it
#923 to #922 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
at least I'm trying
at least I'm trying
#924 to #923 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
User avatar #925 to #924 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 to #925 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 to #926 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #936 to #927 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Hot.
User avatar #928 to #927 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#905 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Here it is, I have the unfilled version.
User avatar #906 to #905 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
you can post that later o3o
User avatar #907 to #906 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
By later, do you mean now?
User avatar #908 to #907 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
if you so wish
#903 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's that image you once saw as a recent download.
I'm using it now for reasons.
#911 to #904 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel that this will be relevant.
I feel that this will be relevant.
User avatar #912 to #911 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
eh, I'm not that big
User avatar #913 to #912 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no ******* way that'll fit."
User avatar #914 to #913 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
then I'll stock up on lube
User avatar #915 to #914 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#898 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
#900 to #899 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Replace &quot;she&quot; with &quot;he&quot;
Replace "she" with "he"
#884 to #883 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #770 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
#725 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/10/2014) [-]
"Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Location: a basement"

User avatar #726 to #725 - lordgeneral (05/10/2014) [-]
naaah, that's just for fun

I don't have a basement
User avatar #723 - dyalibya (05/03/2014) [-]
"deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships"

Thats a bad good combo
User avatar #722 to #721 - lordgeneral (04/25/2014) [-]
hello there :3
User avatar #700 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral into a pot of boiling water and makes soup*
User avatar #702 to #701 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*drinks*
tastes like venison
User avatar #703 to #702 - lordgeneral (04/21/2014) [-]
does this mean I'm... deer to you?
User avatar #704 to #703 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
hmmmm
more like the hunter shot bambi, now im cooking you
User avatar #706 to #705 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*adds spices*
this is gonna be good soup
#707 to #706 - lordgeneral (04/21/2014) [-]
krasnogvardiech save me
User avatar #708 to #707 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
Kras, here share the soup, then ill buy you some alcohol
User avatar #709 to #708 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Decisions, decisions.

On one hand, the Night Haunter himself promised to buy me booze after some mild cannibalism.
On the other hand, my Lord General gave me a direct order.

On one hand, I could go up against a supposedly-dead renegade Primarch and be a proper bloody Guardsman... on the other hand I could take another small step on the road to corruption.

Ah, what the hell.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

*The Red Guardsman saves the Lord General!*
[Karma gained! The Emperor smiles upon you!]
[Reputation gained! You're a ******* crazy maniac]
User avatar #710 to #709 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*spends the next 20 years launching terror strikes on Kras' life whreever he goes so the people all aroun him live in constant fear of torture and death and know its Kras fault*
User avatar #711 to #710 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Night Haunter, what are you doing?!
Go home Kurze-chan, you're drunk.
User avatar #712 to #711 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*skins a pair of senior citizens and writes "blame in on Kras* in their blood over the walls of the town hall*
#713 to #712 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Your sentence is gramatically hideous and you should feel bad!
User avatar #714 to #713 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*collects up all forms of alcohol throughout the nation, and destroys it all, demolishes all breweries, embargoes all alcohol imports, and has alpha legion police all forms of homemade alcohol, so kras is forced to become sober*
User avatar #715 to #714 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
YOU BASTARD
User avatar #716 to #715 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
and when i mean policing all forms of alcohol, i mean all methylated spirits, ethanol alcohol, hospital alcohol, and hell even cough syrup, are strictly monitored
User avatar #717 to #716 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
**** YOU

I WILL DRINK PAINT STRIPPER INSTEAD THEN

FOR VOSTOROYA! FOR THE EMPEROR!
User avatar #730 to #717 - lordgeneral (05/27/2014) [-]
make alcohol from his blood.
User avatar #731 to #730 - krasnogvardiech (05/27/2014) [-]
What, are you dense? Are you a heretic?

He's the god-damn Emperor of Man.
User avatar #718 to #717 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
nope, thats policed too

and floor polish, and everything else capable of inducing a state of drunkenness is monitored down to the last drop....alpha legion and their spies are everywhere...always watching
User avatar #719 to #718 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
I WILL MAKE BOOZE OUT OF GREENSKIN CORPSES

VALHALLANS ARE GENIUS BOOZEMAKERS
User avatar #720 to #719 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
fine those are policed too
and all forms of wood in case you get that desperate....i know you soviets make wood vodka....so wood is watched
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