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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:9/22/2014
Location:a basement
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
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#79 - also edbanger's comment #70 is the sauce. it's lesbian porn, s…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on KLK +1
#207 - eutherin (08/18/2014) [-]
Why is that a problem
#78 - google is your friend 08/18/2014 on KLK 0
#14 - yes  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Admin's D&D games 0
#16 - thereasonableperso (08/18/2014) [-]
Can you hook me up bro? Brah? Robo Bro? HoboBro?
#38 - japanese AV stars Hirako Chiato and Riona Minami  [+] (8 new replies) 08/18/2014 on KLK +5
User avatar #74 - psychotayto (08/18/2014) [-]
Thank you good sir, I'll remember your kindness when I spank the monkey
User avatar #80 - lordgeneral (08/18/2014) [-]
above all, I am a gentleman and a scholar. between you and I, I will not touch lesbian porn. ever. but I won't let that stop me from saucing it for someone else
User avatar #86 - psychotayto (08/18/2014) [-]
It's not lesbian though, there's a guy involved but thank you again good sir for sourcing
User avatar #87 - lordgeneral (08/18/2014) [-]
eh, from the pictures I regurgitated to all I saw was chick on chick. they do individually have straight porn vids so I plan on watching them later. go nuts.
#69 - eutherin (08/18/2014) [-]
how do you know this
User avatar #79 - lordgeneral (08/18/2014) [-]
also edbanger's comment #70 is the sauce. it's lesbian porn, so I won't be watching
#207 - eutherin (08/18/2014) [-]
Why is that a problem
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/18/2014) [-]
google is your friend
#37 - japanese AV stars: Hirako Chiato and Riona Minami it'…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on KLK 0
#68 - eutherin (08/18/2014) [-]
how do you know thats them
User avatar #81 - lordgeneral (08/18/2014) [-]
Google
#32 - Comment deleted 08/18/2014 on KLK 0
#474 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on dehnoobshow's profile 0
#475 - dehnoobshow (08/22/2014) [-]
I'm going to use the comment that I saved this image from...
"I want to test my butthole capacity."
#472 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2014 on dehnoobshow's profile 0
#473 - dehnoobshow (08/17/2014) [-]
I want to do that too~
User avatar #474 - lordgeneral (08/17/2014) [-]
#475 - dehnoobshow (08/22/2014) [-]
I'm going to use the comment that I saved this image from...
"I want to test my butthole capacity."
#61 - Youmissedthejokesonitflewrightbyyou.png  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #62 - gigamuffin (08/16/2014) [-]
I did get the joke. Martin's story. I get it.
#914 - then I'll stock up on lube  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
User avatar #915 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#912 - eh, I'm not that big  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
User avatar #913 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no fucking way that'll fit."
User avatar #914 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
then I'll stock up on lube
User avatar #915 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#59 - will music be playing...? would it be... the song of f…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #60 - gigamuffin (08/16/2014) [-]
No. No music. Only burny freezy.
User avatar #61 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
Youmissedthejokesonitflewrightbyyou.png
User avatar #62 - gigamuffin (08/16/2014) [-]
I did get the joke. Martin's story. I get it.
#152 - she's a friend hun  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Insert title here 0
User avatar #153 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
Still doesn't mean I like her.
#160 - honestly, I think that's all dictated by your diet. It doesn't…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Fucking Matriarchy 0
User avatar #161 - morelazors (08/15/2014) [-]
Marvelous.
#158 - that may be true, but both are still hamburgers  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Fucking Matriarchy 0
#159 - morelazors (08/15/2014) [-]
Hmm yes I see your point

The real question is: Will this give you the shits like an Iced Capp do?
#160 - lordgeneral (08/15/2014) [-]
honestly, I think that's all dictated by your diet. It doesn't personally give me any issues.
User avatar #161 - morelazors (08/15/2014) [-]
Marvelous.
#15 - This is true  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Insert title here +1
User avatar #150 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I'm gonna be straight up about my feelings right now:
[Jealousy intensifies]
User avatar #152 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
she's a friend hun
User avatar #153 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
Still doesn't mean I like her.
#13 - but I am Chris and Dndxplain.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Insert title here 0
User avatar #14 - christheace (08/15/2014) [-]
but i am still chris
User avatar #19 - arreatface (08/15/2014) [-]
I am Groot
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (08/15/2014) [-]
This is true
User avatar #150 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I'm gonna be straight up about my feelings right now:
[Jealousy intensifies]
User avatar #152 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
she's a friend hun
User avatar #153 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
Still doesn't mean I like her.
#12 - the **** that I wind up typing at two in the morn… 08/15/2014 on quotes +5
#10 - hello beautiful this is chris  [+] (11 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Insert title here -4
#21 - tippidie (08/15/2014) [-]
this is die
User avatar #18 - infernalinsolence (08/15/2014) [-]
hey hey boo
User avatar #12 - christheace (08/15/2014) [-]
no, this is chris
#16 - 4chan refugee (08/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - lordgeneral (08/15/2014) [-]
but I am Chris and Dndxplain.
User avatar #14 - christheace (08/15/2014) [-]
but i am still chris
User avatar #19 - arreatface (08/15/2014) [-]
I am Groot
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (08/15/2014) [-]
This is true
User avatar #150 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I'm gonna be straight up about my feelings right now:
[Jealousy intensifies]
User avatar #152 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
she's a friend hun
User avatar #153 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
Still doesn't mean I like her.
#147 - that's like asking what a mcdouble is and, when someone answer…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Fucking Matriarchy 0
User avatar #157 - morelazors (08/15/2014) [-]
Except a McDouble and a Whopper are different.
User avatar #158 - lordgeneral (08/15/2014) [-]
that may be true, but both are still hamburgers
#159 - morelazors (08/15/2014) [-]
Hmm yes I see your point

The real question is: Will this give you the shits like an Iced Capp do?
#160 - lordgeneral (08/15/2014) [-]
honestly, I think that's all dictated by your diet. It doesn't personally give me any issues.
User avatar #161 - morelazors (08/15/2014) [-]
Marvelous.
#3 - it's sixi n the morning and now I'm hungry 08/15/2014 on i like it 0
#38 - Coldplay I'm a sick ****** , what c… 08/15/2014 on Describe your sex life with... 0
#12 - dislikes: kevin from school 08/15/2014 on waste of love 0
#2 - I actually prefer vegetables to sweets I prefer meat t…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2014 on How the world sees America +3
User avatar #11 - iamcraig (08/15/2014) [-]
Gotta agree there
I'm not too big on sweet
I prefer savory, bitter, sailty, sour, and then sweet for flavour
User avatar #10 - mrsecret (08/15/2014) [-]
You're inner child is dead.
#7 - adamks (08/15/2014) [-]
No you don't, you're being silly.
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#929 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll remember to do this.
I'll remember to do this.
User avatar #930 to #929 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
<3 that's painful though
User avatar #931 to #930 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I won't bite yours~
User avatar #932 to #931 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I actually meant having a large round object sliding down your throat
that's how you get throat bruises
User avatar #933 to #932 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I want your large object sliding down my throat.
I don't care if it hurts me.
User avatar #934 to #933 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that goes without saying my gorgeous boy~
User avatar #916 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
tell you what

you find that mark of chaos banhammer gif ill consider skype
User avatar #917 to #916 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you mean a banhammer pic from 40k mark of chaos, or the chaos undivided symbol
#918 to #917 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
&lt; this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
< this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
#937 to #918 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
Now get Skype.  lordgeneral
Now get Skype. lordgeneral
#938 to #937 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
ill look into skype just give me a quick brief on how it works

i have a ****** 2 degrees mobile and not keen on a million messages popping up on it
#939 to #938 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
All you need to know is to add people and chat/call them.
I prefer using skype for Gaming as steam voice chat is **** .
And most of my friends don't have phones yet have ipods that have Skype.
Just get it to make him shut up,at least.

#940 to #939 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
is it a messaging thing online like yahoo messenger or a phone thing
User avatar #941 to #940 - dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-]
Mix phone with messenger.
You can chat, then use voice call and video call.
User avatar #919 to #918 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
youtu.be/q0ygjD04vyU
feel free to listen to this while I look
#920 to #919 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
*twitches*
User avatar #921 to #920 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it
#923 to #922 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
at least I'm trying
at least I'm trying
#924 to #923 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
User avatar #925 to #924 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 to #925 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 to #926 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #928 to #927 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#905 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
Here it is, I have the unfilled version.
User avatar #906 to #905 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
you can post that later o3o
User avatar #907 to #906 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
By later, do you mean now?
User avatar #908 to #907 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
if you so wish
#903 - dehnoobshow (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's that image you once saw as a recent download.
I'm using it now for reasons.
#911 to #904 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel that this will be relevant.
I feel that this will be relevant.
User avatar #912 to #911 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
eh, I'm not that big
User avatar #913 to #912 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no ******* way that'll fit."
User avatar #914 to #913 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
then I'll stock up on lube
User avatar #915 to #914 - dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#898 - dehnoobshow (08/01/2014) [-]
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
#900 to #899 - dehnoobshow (08/07/2014) [-]
Replace &quot;she&quot; with &quot;he&quot;
Replace "she" with "he"
#884 to #883 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
#725 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/10/2014) [-]
"Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Location: a basement"

User avatar #726 to #725 - lordgeneral (05/10/2014) [-]
naaah, that's just for fun

I don't have a basement
User avatar #723 - dyalibya (05/03/2014) [-]
"deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships"

Thats a bad good combo
User avatar #722 to #721 - lordgeneral (04/25/2014) [-]
hello there :3
User avatar #700 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral into a pot of boiling water and makes soup*
User avatar #702 to #701 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*drinks*
tastes like venison
User avatar #703 to #702 - lordgeneral (04/21/2014) [-]
does this mean I'm... deer to you?
User avatar #704 to #703 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
hmmmm
more like the hunter shot bambi, now im cooking you
User avatar #706 to #705 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*adds spices*
this is gonna be good soup
#707 to #706 - lordgeneral (04/21/2014) [-]
krasnogvardiech save me
User avatar #708 to #707 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Kras, here share the soup, then ill buy you some alcohol
User avatar #709 to #708 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Decisions, decisions.

On one hand, the Night Haunter himself promised to buy me booze after some mild cannibalism.
On the other hand, my Lord General gave me a direct order.

On one hand, I could go up against a supposedly-dead renegade Primarch and be a proper bloody Guardsman... on the other hand I could take another small step on the road to corruption.

Ah, what the hell.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

*The Red Guardsman saves the Lord General!*
[Karma gained! The Emperor smiles upon you!]
[Reputation gained! You're a ******* crazy maniac]
User avatar #710 to #709 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*spends the next 20 years launching terror strikes on Kras' life whreever he goes so the people all aroun him live in constant fear of torture and death and know its Kras fault*
User avatar #711 to #710 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Night Haunter, what are you doing?!
Go home Kurze-chan, you're drunk.
User avatar #712 to #711 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*skins a pair of senior citizens and writes "blame in on Kras* in their blood over the walls of the town hall*
#713 to #712 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Your sentence is gramatically hideous and you should feel bad!
User avatar #714 to #713 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
*collects up all forms of alcohol throughout the nation, and destroys it all, demolishes all breweries, embargoes all alcohol imports, and has alpha legion police all forms of homemade alcohol, so kras is forced to become sober*
User avatar #715 to #714 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
YOU BASTARD
User avatar #716 to #715 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
and when i mean policing all forms of alcohol, i mean all methylated spirits, ethanol alcohol, hospital alcohol, and hell even cough syrup, are strictly monitored
User avatar #717 to #716 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
**** YOU

I WILL DRINK PAINT STRIPPER INSTEAD THEN

FOR VOSTOROYA! FOR THE EMPEROR!
User avatar #730 to #717 - lordgeneral (05/27/2014) [-]
make alcohol from his blood.
User avatar #731 to #730 - krasnogvardiech (05/27/2014) [-]
What, are you dense? Are you a heretic?

He's the god-damn Emperor of Man.
User avatar #718 to #717 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
nope, thats policed too

and floor polish, and everything else capable of inducing a state of drunkenness is monitored down to the last drop....alpha legion and their spies are everywhere...always watching
User avatar #719 to #718 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
I WILL MAKE BOOZE OUT OF GREENSKIN CORPSES

VALHALLANS ARE GENIUS BOOZEMAKERS
User avatar #720 to #719 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
fine those are policed too
and all forms of wood in case you get that desperate....i know you soviets make wood vodka....so wood is watched
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