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Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
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Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
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#74 - don't you want to kill greenskins konradkurze  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
User avatar #77 - gragasvlad (08/24/2014) [-]
at some point he will kill the greenskins even if he is resisting right now.
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
"do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to be some green skins"
#72 - come on konradkurze I'm trying to get you to participate with …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
#73 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
let it go
User avatar #74 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
don't you want to kill greenskins konradkurze
User avatar #77 - gragasvlad (08/24/2014) [-]
at some point he will kill the greenskins even if he is resisting right now.
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
"do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to be some green skins"
#69 - endless mentions. endless posts to your profile. pms. ch…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
#71 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
come on konradkurze I'm trying to get you to participate with kras and I. we want to play dark heresy.
#73 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
let it go
User avatar #74 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
don't you want to kill greenskins konradkurze
User avatar #77 - gragasvlad (08/24/2014) [-]
at some point he will kill the greenskins even if he is resisting right now.
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
"do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to be some green skins"
#67 - do you want me to try my best to annoy you  [+] (8 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
#68 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
you know you wont

User avatar #69 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
endless mentions. endless posts to your profile. pms. chats. from both of my accounts. when you get on. when you're asleep. posts about how chaos is impure, about how you need to be cleansed. teasing you about your real life, teasing you about your 40k position. endless. endless. endless. what do you think konradkurze.
#71 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
come on konradkurze I'm trying to get you to participate with kras and I. we want to play dark heresy.
#73 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
let it go
User avatar #74 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
don't you want to kill greenskins konradkurze
User avatar #77 - gragasvlad (08/24/2014) [-]
at some point he will kill the greenskins even if he is resisting right now.
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
"do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to be some green skins"
#65 - that's not as annoying as I can be  [+] (10 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
#66 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
User avatar #67 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you want me to try my best to annoy you
#68 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
you know you wont

User avatar #69 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
endless mentions. endless posts to your profile. pms. chats. from both of my accounts. when you get on. when you're asleep. posts about how chaos is impure, about how you need to be cleansed. teasing you about your real life, teasing you about your 40k position. endless. endless. endless. what do you think konradkurze.
#71 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
come on konradkurze I'm trying to get you to participate with kras and I. we want to play dark heresy.
#73 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
let it go
User avatar #74 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
don't you want to kill greenskins konradkurze
User avatar #77 - gragasvlad (08/24/2014) [-]
at some point he will kill the greenskins even if he is resisting right now.
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
"do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to be some green skins"
#63 - not at all. I shall stalk you to the ends of the earth until y…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
User avatar #64 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
this is how annoying youre being

Brian, I don't feel so good
User avatar #65 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that's not as annoying as I can be
#66 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
User avatar #67 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you want me to try my best to annoy you
#68 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
you know you wont

User avatar #69 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
endless mentions. endless posts to your profile. pms. chats. from both of my accounts. when you get on. when you're asleep. posts about how chaos is impure, about how you need to be cleansed. teasing you about your real life, teasing you about your 40k position. endless. endless. endless. what do you think konradkurze.
#71 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
come on konradkurze I'm trying to get you to participate with kras and I. we want to play dark heresy.
#73 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
let it go
User avatar #74 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
don't you want to kill greenskins konradkurze
User avatar #77 - gragasvlad (08/24/2014) [-]
at some point he will kill the greenskins even if he is resisting right now.
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
"do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to be some green skins"
#61 - please get a skype dude. Kras and I've talked about it before  [+] (14 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
#62 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
seriously youre like a dog with a frisbee arent ya

you just wont let it go
User avatar #63 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
not at all. I shall stalk you to the ends of the earth until you get a skype
www.skype.com/en/download-skype/skype-for-windows/
User avatar #64 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
this is how annoying youre being

Brian, I don't feel so good
User avatar #65 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that's not as annoying as I can be
#66 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
User avatar #67 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you want me to try my best to annoy you
#68 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
you know you wont

User avatar #69 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
endless mentions. endless posts to your profile. pms. chats. from both of my accounts. when you get on. when you're asleep. posts about how chaos is impure, about how you need to be cleansed. teasing you about your real life, teasing you about your 40k position. endless. endless. endless. what do you think konradkurze.
#71 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
come on konradkurze I'm trying to get you to participate with kras and I. we want to play dark heresy.
#73 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
let it go
User avatar #74 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
don't you want to kill greenskins konradkurze
User avatar #77 - gragasvlad (08/24/2014) [-]
at some point he will kill the greenskins even if he is resisting right now.
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
"do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to be some green skins"
#59 - then I shall not slowly spiral into becoming a slaaneshi whore.  [+] (16 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
User avatar #60 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
implying youre not already there
User avatar #61 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
please get a skype dude. Kras and I've talked about it before
#62 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
seriously youre like a dog with a frisbee arent ya

you just wont let it go
User avatar #63 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
not at all. I shall stalk you to the ends of the earth until you get a skype
www.skype.com/en/download-skype/skype-for-windows/
User avatar #64 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
this is how annoying youre being

Brian, I don't feel so good
User avatar #65 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that's not as annoying as I can be
#66 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
User avatar #67 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you want me to try my best to annoy you
#68 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
you know you wont

User avatar #69 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
endless mentions. endless posts to your profile. pms. chats. from both of my accounts. when you get on. when you're asleep. posts about how chaos is impure, about how you need to be cleansed. teasing you about your real life, teasing you about your 40k position. endless. endless. endless. what do you think konradkurze.
#71 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
come on konradkurze I'm trying to get you to participate with kras and I. we want to play dark heresy.
#73 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
let it go
User avatar #74 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
don't you want to kill greenskins konradkurze
User avatar #77 - gragasvlad (08/24/2014) [-]
at some point he will kill the greenskins even if he is resisting right now.
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
"do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to be some green skins"
#55 - I'll also comission a picture of my lord general in a dress.  [+] (18 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
#56 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
yes
YESSSS
come to slaanesh

still not getting skype
User avatar #59 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
then I shall not slowly spiral into becoming a slaaneshi whore.
User avatar #60 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
implying youre not already there
User avatar #61 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
please get a skype dude. Kras and I've talked about it before
#62 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
seriously youre like a dog with a frisbee arent ya

you just wont let it go
User avatar #63 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
not at all. I shall stalk you to the ends of the earth until you get a skype
www.skype.com/en/download-skype/skype-for-windows/
User avatar #64 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
this is how annoying youre being

Brian, I don't feel so good
User avatar #65 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that's not as annoying as I can be
#66 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
User avatar #67 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you want me to try my best to annoy you
#68 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
you know you wont

User avatar #69 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
endless mentions. endless posts to your profile. pms. chats. from both of my accounts. when you get on. when you're asleep. posts about how chaos is impure, about how you need to be cleansed. teasing you about your real life, teasing you about your 40k position. endless. endless. endless. what do you think konradkurze.
#71 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
come on konradkurze I'm trying to get you to participate with kras and I. we want to play dark heresy.
#73 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
let it go
User avatar #74 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
don't you want to kill greenskins konradkurze
User avatar #77 - gragasvlad (08/24/2014) [-]
at some point he will kill the greenskins even if he is resisting right now.
User avatar #78 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
"do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to be some green skins"
#53 - if you make a skype and add me I will make a post about chaos.…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
#54 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
bribery doesnt work on this Night Lord
#51 - groupchats, voice chats, file sharing, et cetera. it's somethi…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
User avatar #52 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
meh
User avatar #53 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
if you make a skype and add me I will make a post about chaos. a positive post about chaos.
#54 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
bribery doesnt work on this Night Lord
#49 - for calls you have to pay, but to use voicechatting and stuff …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
User avatar #50 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
why is skype so important
User avatar #51 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
groupchats, voice chats, file sharing, et cetera. it's something 40k related
User avatar #52 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
meh
User avatar #53 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
if you make a skype and add me I will make a post about chaos. a positive post about chaos.
#54 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
bribery doesnt work on this Night Lord
#47 - skype's a free program. for the computer and for mobile.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
User avatar #48 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
skype site said pay
User avatar #49 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
for calls you have to pay, but to use voicechatting and stuff it's free. ask krasnogvardiech
User avatar #50 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
why is skype so important
User avatar #51 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
groupchats, voice chats, file sharing, et cetera. it's something 40k related
User avatar #52 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
meh
User avatar #53 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
if you make a skype and add me I will make a post about chaos. a positive post about chaos.
#54 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
bribery doesnt work on this Night Lord
#45 - think you coud get one? I'm setting up something I think you may enjoy  [+] (9 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
User avatar #46 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
only got a cheap prepay mobile and skype costs money
User avatar #47 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
skype's a free program. for the computer and for mobile.
User avatar #48 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
skype site said pay
User avatar #49 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
for calls you have to pay, but to use voicechatting and stuff it's free. ask krasnogvardiech
User avatar #50 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
why is skype so important
User avatar #51 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
groupchats, voice chats, file sharing, et cetera. it's something 40k related
User avatar #52 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
meh
User avatar #53 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
if you make a skype and add me I will make a post about chaos. a positive post about chaos.
#54 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
bribery doesnt work on this Night Lord
#43 - ****** do you have a skype. yes or no.  [+] (11 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
User avatar #44 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
Nyet comrade
Nyet
User avatar #45 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
think you coud get one? I'm setting up something I think you may enjoy
User avatar #46 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
only got a cheap prepay mobile and skype costs money
User avatar #47 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
skype's a free program. for the computer and for mobile.
User avatar #48 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
skype site said pay
User avatar #49 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
for calls you have to pay, but to use voicechatting and stuff it's free. ask krasnogvardiech
User avatar #50 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
why is skype so important
User avatar #51 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
groupchats, voice chats, file sharing, et cetera. it's something 40k related
User avatar #52 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
meh
User avatar #53 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
if you make a skype and add me I will make a post about chaos. a positive post about chaos.
#54 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
bribery doesnt work on this Night Lord
#41 - anygay do you have a skype?  [+] (13 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
User avatar #42 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
anygay?
is that a joshlol word?
User avatar #43 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
nigger do you have a skype. yes or no.
User avatar #44 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
Nyet comrade
Nyet
User avatar #45 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
think you coud get one? I'm setting up something I think you may enjoy
User avatar #46 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
only got a cheap prepay mobile and skype costs money
User avatar #47 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
skype's a free program. for the computer and for mobile.
User avatar #48 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
skype site said pay
User avatar #49 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
for calls you have to pay, but to use voicechatting and stuff it's free. ask krasnogvardiech
User avatar #50 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
why is skype so important
User avatar #51 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
groupchats, voice chats, file sharing, et cetera. it's something 40k related
User avatar #52 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
meh
User avatar #53 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
if you make a skype and add me I will make a post about chaos. a positive post about chaos.
#54 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
bribery doesnt work on this Night Lord
#39 - actually it does. Freedom of speech means that no one can tell…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
User avatar #40 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
and freedom isnt throwing up blockades to stop people from speaking....

talking about squats isnt illegal or amoral, its just something that freedom haters just dont want people talking about, to the point they will violate free speech protocols to stop people talking about them

User avatar #41 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
anygay do you have a skype?
User avatar #42 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
anygay?
is that a joshlol word?
User avatar #43 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
nigger do you have a skype. yes or no.
User avatar #44 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
Nyet comrade
Nyet
User avatar #45 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
think you coud get one? I'm setting up something I think you may enjoy
User avatar #46 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
only got a cheap prepay mobile and skype costs money
User avatar #47 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
skype's a free program. for the computer and for mobile.
User avatar #48 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
skype site said pay
User avatar #49 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
for calls you have to pay, but to use voicechatting and stuff it's free. ask krasnogvardiech
User avatar #50 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
why is skype so important
User avatar #51 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
groupchats, voice chats, file sharing, et cetera. it's something 40k related
User avatar #52 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
meh
User avatar #53 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
if you make a skype and add me I will make a post about chaos. a positive post about chaos.
#54 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
bribery doesnt work on this Night Lord
#37 - you're god damn right. but in all seriousness you'll …  [+] (17 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
User avatar #38 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
Free speech:

sadly the constitution doesnt apply to the internet
User avatar #39 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
actually it does. Freedom of speech means that no one can tell you that you can't say, act, do, or think something, or tell you what to say, think, act, or do. That doesn't prohibit people from removing you from their personal areas for saying/acting/doing something they don't want you to do. You can't walk into a church and start talking about satan without asking to leave.

Freedom to speak isn't freedom to make others listen.
User avatar #40 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
and freedom isnt throwing up blockades to stop people from speaking....

talking about squats isnt illegal or amoral, its just something that freedom haters just dont want people talking about, to the point they will violate free speech protocols to stop people talking about them

User avatar #41 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
anygay do you have a skype?
User avatar #42 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
anygay?
is that a joshlol word?
User avatar #43 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
nigger do you have a skype. yes or no.
User avatar #44 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
Nyet comrade
Nyet
User avatar #45 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
think you coud get one? I'm setting up something I think you may enjoy
User avatar #46 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
only got a cheap prepay mobile and skype costs money
User avatar #47 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
skype's a free program. for the computer and for mobile.
User avatar #48 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
skype site said pay
User avatar #49 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
for calls you have to pay, but to use voicechatting and stuff it's free. ask krasnogvardiech
User avatar #50 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
why is skype so important
User avatar #51 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
groupchats, voice chats, file sharing, et cetera. it's something 40k related
User avatar #52 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
meh
User avatar #53 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
if you make a skype and add me I will make a post about chaos. a positive post about chaos.
#54 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
bribery doesnt work on this Night Lord
#34 - do I see squats? banned.  [+] (19 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
#36 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #37 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you're god damn right.

but in all seriousness you'll get banned from the gamesworkshop forums for mentioning them.
dakkadakka.net too if I'm not mistaken
User avatar #38 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
Free speech:

sadly the constitution doesnt apply to the internet
User avatar #39 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
actually it does. Freedom of speech means that no one can tell you that you can't say, act, do, or think something, or tell you what to say, think, act, or do. That doesn't prohibit people from removing you from their personal areas for saying/acting/doing something they don't want you to do. You can't walk into a church and start talking about satan without asking to leave.

Freedom to speak isn't freedom to make others listen.
User avatar #40 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
and freedom isnt throwing up blockades to stop people from speaking....

talking about squats isnt illegal or amoral, its just something that freedom haters just dont want people talking about, to the point they will violate free speech protocols to stop people talking about them

User avatar #41 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
anygay do you have a skype?
User avatar #42 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
anygay?
is that a joshlol word?
User avatar #43 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
nigger do you have a skype. yes or no.
User avatar #44 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
Nyet comrade
Nyet
User avatar #45 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
think you coud get one? I'm setting up something I think you may enjoy
User avatar #46 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
only got a cheap prepay mobile and skype costs money
User avatar #47 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
skype's a free program. for the computer and for mobile.
User avatar #48 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
skype site said pay
User avatar #49 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
for calls you have to pay, but to use voicechatting and stuff it's free. ask krasnogvardiech
User avatar #50 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
why is skype so important
User avatar #51 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
groupchats, voice chats, file sharing, et cetera. it's something 40k related
User avatar #52 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
meh
User avatar #53 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
if you make a skype and add me I will make a post about chaos. a positive post about chaos.
#54 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
bribery doesnt work on this Night Lord
#21 - perfect timing: 08/23/2014 on They're after me sugar bombs 0
#123 - Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Zoey Quinn Proof +1
User avatar #270 - InglushMayjur (08/24/2014) [-]
Those are some dope ass rhymes.
#13 - inb4 thelizardlord hi nikolai  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2014 on They're after me sugar bombs 0
User avatar #20 - thelizardlord (08/23/2014) [-]
Hi chris
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (08/23/2014) [-]
perfect timing:
"Fallout: Diary of a Dead Man" by Alice
#11 - Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b… 08/23/2014 on Aliens.jpg +27
#19 - Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b… 08/23/2014 on i ain't no casual +3
#128 - I get what you mean. suprisingly even 4chan is getting infected 08/23/2014 on Adam Sessler gets trolled 0
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#947 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
You might never notice this due to how you rarely if ever go to this account.
In hopes that you notice this in a week-long distance, have this.
User avatar #944 - blackoutonetwotwo (09/24/2014) [-]
hail
User avatar #942 - andranadu ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
youre gay
#929 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll remember to do this.
I'll remember to do this.
User avatar #930 to #929 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
<3 that's painful though
User avatar #931 to #930 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I won't bite yours~
User avatar #932 to #931 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I actually meant having a large round object sliding down your throat
that's how you get throat bruises
User avatar #933 to #932 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I want your large object sliding down my throat.
I don't care if it hurts me.
User avatar #934 to #933 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that goes without saying my gorgeous boy~
User avatar #916 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
tell you what

you find that mark of chaos banhammer gif ill consider skype
User avatar #917 to #916 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you mean a banhammer pic from 40k mark of chaos, or the chaos undivided symbol
#918 to #917 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
&lt; this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
< this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
#937 to #918 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Now get Skype.  lordgeneral
Now get Skype. lordgeneral
#938 to #937 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
ill look into skype just give me a quick brief on how it works

i have a ****** 2 degrees mobile and not keen on a million messages popping up on it
#939 to #938 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
All you need to know is to add people and chat/call them.
I prefer using skype for Gaming as steam voice chat is **** .
And most of my friends don't have phones yet have ipods that have Skype.
Just get it to make him shut up,at least.

#940 to #939 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
is it a messaging thing online like yahoo messenger or a phone thing
User avatar #941 to #940 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Mix phone with messenger.
You can chat, then use voice call and video call.
User avatar #919 to #918 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
youtu.be/q0ygjD04vyU
feel free to listen to this while I look
#920 to #919 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
*twitches*
User avatar #921 to #920 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it
#923 to #922 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
at least I'm trying
at least I'm trying
#924 to #923 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
User avatar #925 to #924 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 to #925 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 to #926 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #936 to #927 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Hot.
User avatar #928 to #927 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#905 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Here it is, I have the unfilled version.
User avatar #906 to #905 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
you can post that later o3o
User avatar #907 to #906 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
By later, do you mean now?
User avatar #908 to #907 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
if you so wish
#903 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's that image you once saw as a recent download.
I'm using it now for reasons.
#911 to #904 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel that this will be relevant.
I feel that this will be relevant.
User avatar #912 to #911 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
eh, I'm not that big
User avatar #913 to #912 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no ******* way that'll fit."
User avatar #914 to #913 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
then I'll stock up on lube
User avatar #915 to #914 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#898 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
#900 to #899 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Replace &quot;she&quot; with &quot;he&quot;
Replace "she" with "he"
#884 to #883 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#895 to #894 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
skype name?
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
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