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Age: 19
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:7/13/2014
Location:a basement
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
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#11 - are you into S/M? call me.  [+] (20 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #12 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I am into a lot of thins <3
User avatar #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
she lies being a whore is fun
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
too bad that you're too expensive for me
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
first round is on the house
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I tend to go for more than one round in a night.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
okay I'll give you a one week free pass
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
that'd be a lot of sex.
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#8 - I'm taken. I'm fairly certain my collective 'harem' woul…  [+] (22 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
that's kinky as fucking never been crucified before
User avatar #11 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
are you into S/M? call me.
User avatar #12 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I am into a lot of thins <3
User avatar #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
she lies being a whore is fun
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
too bad that you're too expensive for me
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
first round is on the house
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I tend to go for more than one round in a night.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
okay I'll give you a one week free pass
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
that'd be a lot of sex.
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This +2
User avatar #9 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
now I really want one
#5 - it is currently six in the morning. I am tired. carry…  [+] (24 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #7 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
It's currently six in the morning. I am also tired.

you can you don't have to just watch ;3
User avatar #8 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'm taken. I'm fairly certain my collective 'harem' would crucify you.
User avatar #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
that's kinky as fucking never been crucified before
User avatar #11 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
are you into S/M? call me.
User avatar #12 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I am into a lot of thins <3
User avatar #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
she lies being a whore is fun
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
too bad that you're too expensive for me
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
first round is on the house
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I tend to go for more than one round in a night.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
okay I'll give you a one week free pass
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
that'd be a lot of sex.
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#3 - "one" Sparky, you need a sex shop.  [+] (26 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Academy did not Teach This 0
User avatar #4 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I dind't say one I said some
User avatar #5 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
it is currently six in the morning. I am tired.

carry on.


I wanna watch
User avatar #7 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
It's currently six in the morning. I am also tired.

you can you don't have to just watch ;3
User avatar #8 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'm taken. I'm fairly certain my collective 'harem' would crucify you.
User avatar #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
that's kinky as fucking never been crucified before
User avatar #11 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
are you into S/M? call me.
User avatar #12 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I am into a lot of thins <3
User avatar #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
she lies being a whore is fun
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
too bad that you're too expensive for me
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
first round is on the house
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I tend to go for more than one round in a night.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
okay I'll give you a one week free pass
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
that'd be a lot of sex.
#20 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
cant ever have to much sex
User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Ask konradkurze. he proclaims my method of demise shall be death by snusnu
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
if your harem wont fuck you to death
I WILL
User avatar #31 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
see, sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral onto his bed and wraps my dick in barbed wire*

time to fuck you to death
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
either why i'm still fucking your ghost
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll fuck your ghost as well there is no escaping the sex
#89 - mulciber (07/02/2014) [-]
Jesus, this was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

10/10, would commission
User avatar #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/02/2014) [-]
glad you enjoyed
User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably kill you first and have you haunting my dick
#36 - marcx (07/01/2014) [-]
yall mother fuckers need jesus

sparkyoneonetwo goes for you too
User avatar #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/01/2014) [-]
you could not kill me I dress up all like a spooky ghost hide under your desk and suck your dick while you use the computer
#3 - "uploaded gay content" that is too perfect.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Gay +27
User avatar #21 - thelizardlord (07/01/2014) [-]
It indeed is
#25 - "wasted" 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
#24 - you ask the real questions. 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
User avatar #20 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Thank you, #3 jesus fuck.
#17 - >not bowing down to best girl 108 >not admiting that…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
#18 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
But I like drunk rapey girls.
#19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Thank you, #3 jesus fuck.
#13 - watch sekirei.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
User avatar #16 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
No wait, #2 is the one with the glasses, or was it #5...
I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED.
User avatar #15 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
I read sekirei. #2, was it? (The one who was drunk most of the time) is best girl.
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
>not bowing down to best girl 108
>not admiting that flat is justice
>not watching sexyrei
>not knowing that #2 is the one with glasses who drinks too much
>being an attractive person

-3/10
#18 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
But I like drunk rapey girls.
#19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Thank you, #3 jesus fuck.
#11 - Harem anime? magical girl anime? all of the above? yo…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
#12 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
I might get banned for this, but in short, this is one transformation.
So, Ecchi, Magica-girl, harem.
Although, since I saw a useless guy, I am only guessing Harem would be there.
But surely, with harem comes a tsundere.
Overall rating: What the fuck, Japan?
#13 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
watch sekirei.
User avatar #16 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
No wait, #2 is the one with the glasses, or was it #5...
I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED.
User avatar #15 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
I read sekirei. #2, was it? (The one who was drunk most of the time) is best girl.
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
>not bowing down to best girl 108
>not admiting that flat is justice
>not watching sexyrei
>not knowing that #2 is the one with glasses who drinks too much
>being an attractive person

-3/10
#18 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
But I like drunk rapey girls.
#19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Thank you, #3 jesus fuck.
#9 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
#10 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
What's the genre? Hint, there's a Final Fantasy-type game about it.
Which would mean it's girls that can transform in some sort and become crazy OP.
And, in memory, every time something like that is there, we're going to have a useless male protagonist that seemingly all the girls fall in love with, and by the end of the anime, he doesn't make a choice.
User avatar #11 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Harem anime? magical girl anime? all of the above?

you'd like Sekirei. I liked Sekirei
#12 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
I might get banned for this, but in short, this is one transformation.
So, Ecchi, Magica-girl, harem.
Although, since I saw a useless guy, I am only guessing Harem would be there.
But surely, with harem comes a tsundere.
Overall rating: What the fuck, Japan?
#13 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
watch sekirei.
User avatar #16 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
No wait, #2 is the one with the glasses, or was it #5...
I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED.
User avatar #15 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
I read sekirei. #2, was it? (The one who was drunk most of the time) is best girl.
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
>not bowing down to best girl 108
>not admiting that flat is justice
>not watching sexyrei
>not knowing that #2 is the one with glasses who drinks too much
>being an attractive person

-3/10
#18 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
But I like drunk rapey girls.
#19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Thank you, #3 jesus fuck.
#8 - Comment deleted 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
#4 - I mean it. also, sauce.  [+] (15 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
#7 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
And if you expected lolis, lol nope.
User avatar #9 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
#10 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
What's the genre? Hint, there's a Final Fantasy-type game about it.
Which would mean it's girls that can transform in some sort and become crazy OP.
And, in memory, every time something like that is there, we're going to have a useless male protagonist that seemingly all the girls fall in love with, and by the end of the anime, he doesn't make a choice.
User avatar #11 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Harem anime? magical girl anime? all of the above?

you'd like Sekirei. I liked Sekirei
#12 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
I might get banned for this, but in short, this is one transformation.
So, Ecchi, Magica-girl, harem.
Although, since I saw a useless guy, I am only guessing Harem would be there.
But surely, with harem comes a tsundere.
Overall rating: What the fuck, Japan?
#13 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
watch sekirei.
User avatar #16 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
No wait, #2 is the one with the glasses, or was it #5...
I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED.
User avatar #15 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
I read sekirei. #2, was it? (The one who was drunk most of the time) is best girl.
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
>not bowing down to best girl 108
>not admiting that flat is justice
>not watching sexyrei
>not knowing that #2 is the one with glasses who drinks too much
>being an attractive person

-3/10
#18 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
But I like drunk rapey girls.
#19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Thank you, #3 jesus fuck.
#8 - lordgeneral Comment deleted by lordgeneral
User avatar #6 - bababadsheep (07/01/2014) [-]
Nep. Nepnepnep. Nepnep. Nepnepnepnep.

Nep.
#5 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Hyperdimention Neptunia. If Google image search can be reliable.
#2 - james, you are a very handsome man.  [+] (17 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Shredder Porn 0
#3 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Y-You too.
User avatar #4 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
I mean it. also, sauce.
#7 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
And if you expected lolis, lol nope.
User avatar #9 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
#10 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
What's the genre? Hint, there's a Final Fantasy-type game about it.
Which would mean it's girls that can transform in some sort and become crazy OP.
And, in memory, every time something like that is there, we're going to have a useless male protagonist that seemingly all the girls fall in love with, and by the end of the anime, he doesn't make a choice.
User avatar #11 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
Harem anime? magical girl anime? all of the above?

you'd like Sekirei. I liked Sekirei
#12 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
I might get banned for this, but in short, this is one transformation.
So, Ecchi, Magica-girl, harem.
Although, since I saw a useless guy, I am only guessing Harem would be there.
But surely, with harem comes a tsundere.
Overall rating: What the fuck, Japan?
#13 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
watch sekirei.
User avatar #16 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
No wait, #2 is the one with the glasses, or was it #5...
I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED.
User avatar #15 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
I read sekirei. #2, was it? (The one who was drunk most of the time) is best girl.
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
>not bowing down to best girl 108
>not admiting that flat is justice
>not watching sexyrei
>not knowing that #2 is the one with glasses who drinks too much
>being an attractive person

-3/10
#18 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
But I like drunk rapey girls.
#19 - lordgeneral (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Thank you, #3 jesus fuck.
#8 - lordgeneral Comment deleted by lordgeneral
User avatar #6 - bababadsheep (07/01/2014) [-]
Nep. Nepnepnep. Nepnep. Nepnepnepnep.

Nep.
#5 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Hyperdimention Neptunia. If Google image search can be reliable.
#1894 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
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#10398 - alright, guess this is the place to ask, but I'm having issues…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #10400 - serhiy (06/30/2014) [-]
seems like the battery may be dead. as for the under performance i suggest getting a new laptop all together, if you cant back everything up and do a fresh install of your OS, I would also go as far as installing a Linux type OS that will put a lot less strain on your hardware.
#228 - **lordgeneral rolled user thebobinito **  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
User avatar #1889 - thebobinito (06/30/2014) [-]
Yes?
#1894 - lordgeneral (06/30/2014) [-]
#1900 - thebobinito (06/30/2014) [-]
#227 - **lordgeneral rolled user vinylgirl ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#222 - **lordgeneral rolled user dabronydude ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#216 - **lordgeneral rolled user postie ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
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#1323 - Indoknight (06/30/2014) [-]
the second time i've been rolled today!?
#45 - tfw your friend will not watch any anime you suggest to him. …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/29/2014 on bruh +6
#52 - anonymous (06/29/2014) [-]
That's because it is.

Give me one anime that's more deep, artistic, mature, and complex than Bleach.
#116 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [-]
attack on titan, lol
#118 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [-]
and evangelion
and bebop/champloo
User avatar #102 - hairysmellyanus (06/30/2014) [-]
To be honest bleach is better than naruto and dbz.
#68 - pitifulsoul (06/30/2014) [-]
For starters...
#69 - pitifulsoul (06/30/2014) [-]
Then there's this one which is more on the squishier side of deep and mature...
#70 - pitifulsoul (06/30/2014) [-]
Ah, if Touhou were an anime...
But at least we have this which tries to stay faithful to the canon
#55 - broswagonist (06/29/2014) [-]
You deserve this thumb, anon.
#70 - I'm a polygamist with four partners. please don't generalize.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2014 on it's a kind of magic -3
User avatar #136 - lolme (06/30/2014) [-]
How bad does it hurt when you sit down?
User avatar #87 - darksideofthebeast (06/29/2014) [-]
Hey man, can I come over later and maybe bring some booze or somethin'?
Also, can I fuck one?
User avatar #82 - yodaddysofat (06/29/2014) [-]
so your a sheep herder then?
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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#866 - dehnoobshow (9 hours ago) [-]
MFW Recent pictures allows me to post pictures on my phone.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #862 to #861 - dehnoobshow (07/11/2014) [-]
Assassin? I like to think of myself more like a Nightingale.

Also, 117 champions in LoL. The Main character of Halo is Master Chief John 117. Coincidence? I think not.
User avatar #863 to #862 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
**** ! I forgot to mention 9/11 after I said planes go high.
User avatar #864 to #863 - dehnoobshow (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't like 9/11 jokes. They're just plane wrong.
#858 - dehnoobshow (07/07/2014) [-]
tfw the candy was a lie
User avatar #859 to #858 - lordgeneral (07/07/2014) [-]
...

sauce
User avatar #860 to #859 - dehnoobshow (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm on my phone, sadly, I can not search and deliver sauce. Best I can do in such short notice is rub salsa sauce all over my body.
#849 - dehnoobshow (07/06/2014) [-]
For the last few minutes, I've been searching for proof of Jinx's sexuality, I find no evidence of either up to now. I'm still missing some website though.
User avatar #850 to #849 - lordgeneral (07/06/2014) [-]
indeed
User avatar #851 to #850 - dehnoobshow (07/06/2014) [-]
But the "According to a Reddit AMA, Jinx wants to hug Ziggs. Ziggs, however, is quite terrified of Jinx." fact is kinda amusing.
User avatar #852 to #851 - lordgeneral (07/06/2014) [-]
well, hugging != shagging.

I saw a few riot official forums... can't remember where
#853 to #852 - dehnoobshow (07/06/2014) [-]
I was just stating a rather random fact about Jinx, not sure what you were trying to do with &quot;!=&quot; but k.   
Anyways, I looked at her official page and still find no mention what so ever, so from now on, I settle on Bisexual.
I was just stating a rather random fact about Jinx, not sure what you were trying to do with "!=" but k.
Anyways, I looked at her official page and still find no mention what so ever, so from now on, I settle on Bisexual.
User avatar #854 to #853 - lordgeneral (07/06/2014) [-]
!= means "does not equal"
User avatar #855 to #854 - dehnoobshow (07/06/2014) [-]
=/= would make more sense.
User avatar #856 to #855 - lordgeneral (07/06/2014) [-]
!= is used in programming.
User avatar #857 to #856 - dehnoobshow (07/06/2014) [-]
≠ is used in maths.

it's interesting how during an argument, we digress.
#838 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
I cropped three things.
#842 to #841 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
You can use this.
I'm sure about it..
Now every time you use the Jimmies image, I can only thing that someone chopped off your dick. Congrats.
#843 to #842 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
I just thought it fit since jimmy is short for james
#844 to #843 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
My actual full name is James-Emmanuel.
But you can only use the full name to tell me when I'm really in deep **** .
#845 to #844 - lordgeneral (07/03/2014) [-]
>:I I'm upset with you
#847 to #845 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
I sure do love the pimp whip.
#846 to #845 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
Just sayin'
The only shortening you need is James.
And I do not know why, I find Zoey extremely hot.
#840 to #839 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
And obviously...
#819 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
Such foreshadowing.
User avatar #820 to #819 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
I don't speak frogsniffer
User avatar #821 to #820 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
"Je parlerais toujours en francais" means "I will always speak in french"
I just spoke in english.
User avatar #822 to #821 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
neat.
#823 to #822 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
It's not.   
It's really not.
It's not.
It's really not.
#818 - dehnoobshow (06/27/2014) [-]
Knowing you already saw this content, this will be relevant one day.
Knowing you already saw this content, this will be relevant one day.
#816 - dehnoobshow (06/25/2014) [-]
I edited a thing.
User avatar #817 to #816 - lordgeneral (06/25/2014) [-]
.-. I worry about you. I really do.
#824 to #817 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
Since I have no interest in spamming your profile with my ******** ,
This comment will do.
I really love this image. I don't know why.
#825 to #824 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
it's our relationship in a nutshell
#826 to #825 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
I'd confess, when we met, I didn't expect to get confused about my sexuality half way in.   
 No pun intended.
I'd confess, when we met, I didn't expect to get confused about my sexuality half way in.
No pun intended.
#827 to #826 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
Evidently, I do this to a lot of people.
crazylance can testify.
User avatar #848 to #827 - crazylance (07/03/2014) [-]
Hey hey, I was bi before we met,
you just dropped the brick that sealed my sexuality in that state.
#828 to #827 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
I mean, the first thing you said on my profile is, and I quote:   
&quot; 'Interests: Rape'   
you and I are going to get along nicely.&quot;
I mean, the first thing you said on my profile is, and I quote:
" 'Interests: Rape'
you and I are going to get along nicely."
#829 to #828 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
you know it's true though
you know it's true though
#830 to #829 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, you weren't wrong.   
It was just an unexpected  yet oddly satisfying  turn of events.
Well, you weren't wrong.
It was just an unexpected yet oddly satisfying turn of events.
User avatar #833 to #831 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
Also, warn me if I'm being too gay so I can lay off the gayness for a while.
#834 to #833 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
>mfw you think it's possible to be too gay
#835 to #834 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
MFW I just started questioning my sexuality so I don't know the limits of my new powers.
MFW I just started questioning my sexuality so I don't know the limits of my new powers.
User avatar #836 to #835 - lordgeneral (07/02/2014) [-]
I think we need some professional advice.
sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #837 to #836 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes, sparkyoneonetwo fellow.
Teach me the way of the gay.
#807 - dehnoobshow (06/24/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know why I made this.
User avatar #808 to #807 - lordgeneral (06/24/2014) [-]
it's what you'll be saying tonight hun
#814 to #808 - dehnoobshow (06/24/2014) [-]
This is my new TF2 spray.
User avatar #815 to #814 - lordgeneral (06/24/2014) [-]
lovely
User avatar #810 to #809 - lordgeneral (06/24/2014) [-]
tfw I want to play with you
but you don't have risk of rain.
I'm not even saying enter the raffle.
buy it for all I care but it's a damn good game and I want to play it with friends ;w;
User avatar #811 to #810 - dehnoobshow (06/24/2014) [-]
tfw I wanted to play No More Room In Hell with people
tfw No one in my friends play it so I deleted it.
#813 to #812 - dehnoobshow (06/24/2014) [-]
Dwarves Children scare me the most.
#772 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
I came in your dishwasher.
I came in your dishwasher.
#797 to #796 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Good.
Good.
User avatar #798 to #797 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
no dick for you
#799 to #798 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Worth it.
Worth it.
User avatar #800 to #799 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
rip campin creeper, he could have been my pet kitten
#801 to #800 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Who the **** ***** their kitten?

pic unrelated.
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User avatar #802 to #801 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
This image was flagged 06/22/2014
#803 to #802 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Last I checked I had a penis.
kek
User avatar #804 to #803 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
you have two other holes
User avatar #805 to #804 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Point taken.
User avatar #773 to #772 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
Don't let her father find out
#774 to #773 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
So that's why when I was running away I was getting shot at.
So that's why when I was running away I was getting shot at.
User avatar #775 to #774 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
anyway, raffle update. Each slot costs one reclaim metal now instead of one refined and it's a choice between Portal (classic) and Risk of Rain
User avatar #776 to #775 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
I already have Portal for Xbox 360.
If It were Portal 2, I'd jump right in.
User avatar #778 to #777 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
There's some games that I want to have. And with everything, I decide to wait until they are there.
User avatar #779 to #778 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
any recommendations for raffles?
User avatar #780 to #779 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
All I can offer right now is those I'd go for:
-Terraria (Probably already did. But I wasn't there)
-Brink (I already have it for Xbox, but it's a very good game. And who knows? With mods, things might be epic.)
Those are what I think for now. I hear Terraria is really cheap due to steam sales, but since I'm such a ******* ****** , I have no money.
User avatar #781 to #780 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
I will suggest it
#782 to #781 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
I know you will bby
I know you will bby
#786 to #784 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Aw, they didn't do Evelynn.
Aw, they didn't do Evelynn.
User avatar #787 to #786 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
they did elise
#788 to #787 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
**** Elise.
Evelynn the Widowmaker master race.
#790 to #789 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
PlentaKill feat. Rachelle Lum - Illusionist (Aqua - Candyman LoL Parody) PLK Have I ever told you I have Arachnophobia?

Anyways, Elise can't even cloak.
User avatar #791 to #790 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
Elise don't need a cloak. also, you're a wussy then.

that's only part 1, you know...
I mean, the one I sent
#792 to #791 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
You're talking to the guy who needs someone to Co-op horror games.
Of course I'm a ***** .
User avatar #794 to #792 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
oh, and terrarria was added to this raffle.
User avatar #793 to #792 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
Spiders are love. spiders are life.
#795 to #793 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Spiders are the ******* spawn of Satan.
User avatar #783 to #782 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
Terraria is up next
#785 to #783 - dehnoobshow (06/22/2014) [-]
Naturally.
It's like. 3$.
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
#732 - dehnoobshow (06/05/2014) [-]
Hover your mouse over the image, or click.
User avatar #734 to #733 - dehnoobshow (06/05/2014) [-]
I like how you don't even question how a loli is ok with rape.
User avatar #735 to #734 - lordgeneral (06/05/2014) [-]
in the immortal words of samuel L. Blackson " ***** , that's just anotha tuesday"
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