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Age: 20
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:12/31/2014
Location:a basement
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
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#138 - good. hopefully you help it grow  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on NO BONER, NO! 0
User avatar #147 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh my.~
#134 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on NO BONER, NO! 0
User avatar #135 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I won't delete your porn. I wouldn't delete the porn of my mortal enemy.
User avatar #138 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
good. hopefully you help it grow
User avatar #147 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh my.~
#10 - I do own a canadia: dehnoobshow. checkmate google  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on It must be fun to work at... 0
#11 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]

Yeah, bby.
#934 - that goes without saying my gorgeous boy~  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
#935 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
~
#932 - I actually meant having a large round object sliding down your…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
User avatar #933 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I want your large object sliding down my throat.
I don't care if it hurts me.
User avatar #934 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that goes without saying my gorgeous boy~
#935 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
~
#930 - <3 that's painful though  [+] (5 new replies) 08/24/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
User avatar #931 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I won't bite yours~
User avatar #932 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I actually meant having a large round object sliding down your throat
that's how you get throat bruises
User avatar #933 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
I want your large object sliding down my throat.
I don't care if it hurts me.
User avatar #934 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that goes without saying my gorgeous boy~
#935 - dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-]
~
#98 - there are female neckbeards too.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Security alert +4
#99 - instalation (08/24/2014) [-]
#158 - Comment deleted 08/24/2014 on Choose perk, Choose power 0
#82 - "hurr durr I'm gonna delete all of my comments so you can… 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
#29 - I asked him to make it after looking high and low for the one … 08/24/2014 on You have been banned 0
#27 - you did, actually. you also said if I found your gif for you t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned 0
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#25 - you didn't when you wanted my funnyjunk points.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned 0
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User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you did, actually. you also said if I found your gif for you that you'd get one. so you're both a hypocritical assfaggot and a liar.
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#23 - gonna do the same ting when it's Kras asking?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned 0
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User avatar #25 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you didn't when you wanted my funnyjunk points.
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User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you did, actually. you also said if I found your gif for you that you'd get one. so you're both a hypocritical assfaggot and a liar.
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#21 - skype  [+] (7 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned 0
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User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
gonna do the same ting when it's Kras asking?
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User avatar #25 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you didn't when you wanted my funnyjunk points.
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User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you did, actually. you also said if I found your gif for you that you'd get one. so you're both a hypocritical assfaggot and a liar.
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#19 - I will if you get a skype  [+] (9 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned 0
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User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
skype
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User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
gonna do the same ting when it's Kras asking?
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User avatar #25 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you didn't when you wanted my funnyjunk points.
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User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you did, actually. you also said if I found your gif for you that you'd get one. so you're both a hypocritical assfaggot and a liar.
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#17 - Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned 0
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User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I will if you get a skype
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User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
skype
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User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
gonna do the same ting when it's Kras asking?
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User avatar #25 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you didn't when you wanted my funnyjunk points.
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User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you did, actually. you also said if I found your gif for you that you'd get one. so you're both a hypocritical assfaggot and a liar.
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#15 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned 0
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User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8.
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User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I will if you get a skype
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User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
skype
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User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
gonna do the same ting when it's Kras asking?
#24 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #25 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you didn't when you wanted my funnyjunk points.
#26 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you did, actually. you also said if I found your gif for you that you'd get one. so you're both a hypocritical assfaggot and a liar.
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#13 - anyway, please get a skype  [+] (15 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned 0
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User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8.
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User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I will if you get a skype
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User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
skype
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User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
gonna do the same ting when it's Kras asking?
#24 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #25 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you didn't when you wanted my funnyjunk points.
#26 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you did, actually. you also said if I found your gif for you that you'd get one. so you're both a hypocritical assfaggot and a liar.
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#11 - I tried man, I tried.  [+] (17 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned 0
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User avatar #13 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
anyway, please get a skype
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User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8.
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User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I will if you get a skype
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User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
skype
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User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
gonna do the same ting when it's Kras asking?
#24 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #25 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you didn't when you wanted my funnyjunk points.
#26 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you did, actually. you also said if I found your gif for you that you'd get one. so you're both a hypocritical assfaggot and a liar.
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#9 - schnizel made this  [+] (19 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned 0
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User avatar #11 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I tried man, I tried.
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User avatar #13 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
anyway, please get a skype
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User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8.
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User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I will if you get a skype
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User avatar #21 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
skype
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User avatar #23 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
gonna do the same ting when it's Kras asking?
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User avatar #25 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you didn't when you wanted my funnyjunk points.
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User avatar #27 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you did, actually. you also said if I found your gif for you that you'd get one. so you're both a hypocritical assfaggot and a liar.
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#72 - women don't want to have sex with you now. why would they if y…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Security alert +3
User avatar #97 - instalation (08/24/2014) [-]
It's different.
User avatar #98 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
there are female neckbeards too.
#99 - instalation (08/24/2014) [-]
#3 - there ya go. skype?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned +1
User avatar #4 - schnizel (08/24/2014) [-]
Wait 1 sexs
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User avatar #5 - schnizel (08/24/2014) [-]
Schnizel Schnizel
#1 - konradkurze actually.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/24/2014 on You have been banned +1
User avatar #2 - schnizel (08/24/2014) [-]
Nyeeeees.
User avatar #3 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
there ya go. skype?
User avatar #4 - schnizel (08/24/2014) [-]
Wait 1 sexs
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User avatar #5 - schnizel (08/24/2014) [-]
Schnizel Schnizel
#78 - "do you wanna kill some green skins. it doesn't have to b… 08/24/2014 on Tsar-faggot 0
#927 - do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on lordgeneral's profile 0
User avatar #936 - dehnoobshow (08/25/2014) [-]
Hot.
User avatar #928 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#947 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
You might never notice this due to how you rarely if ever go to this account.
In hopes that you notice this in a week-long distance, have this.
User avatar #944 - blackoutonetwotwo (09/24/2014) [-]
hail
User avatar #942 - andranadu ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
youre gay
#929 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll remember to do this.
I'll remember to do this.
User avatar #930 to #929 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
<3 that's painful though
User avatar #931 to #930 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I won't bite yours~
User avatar #932 to #931 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I actually meant having a large round object sliding down your throat
that's how you get throat bruises
User avatar #933 to #932 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I want your large object sliding down my throat.
I don't care if it hurts me.
User avatar #934 to #933 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that goes without saying my gorgeous boy~
User avatar #916 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
tell you what

you find that mark of chaos banhammer gif ill consider skype
User avatar #917 to #916 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you mean a banhammer pic from 40k mark of chaos, or the chaos undivided symbol
#918 to #917 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
&lt; this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
< this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
#937 to #918 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Now get Skype.  lordgeneral
Now get Skype. lordgeneral
#938 to #937 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
ill look into skype just give me a quick brief on how it works

i have a ****** 2 degrees mobile and not keen on a million messages popping up on it
#939 to #938 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
All you need to know is to add people and chat/call them.
I prefer using skype for Gaming as steam voice chat is **** .
And most of my friends don't have phones yet have ipods that have Skype.
Just get it to make him shut up,at least.

#940 to #939 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
is it a messaging thing online like yahoo messenger or a phone thing
User avatar #941 to #940 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Mix phone with messenger.
You can chat, then use voice call and video call.
User avatar #919 to #918 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
youtu.be/q0ygjD04vyU
feel free to listen to this while I look
#920 to #919 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
*twitches*
User avatar #921 to #920 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it
#923 to #922 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
at least I'm trying
at least I'm trying
#924 to #923 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
User avatar #925 to #924 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 to #925 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
or at least kill the worst one
User avatar #927 to #926 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
User avatar #936 to #927 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Hot.
User avatar #928 to #927 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#905 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Here it is, I have the unfilled version.
User avatar #906 to #905 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
you can post that later o3o
User avatar #907 to #906 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
By later, do you mean now?
User avatar #908 to #907 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
if you so wish
#903 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's that image you once saw as a recent download.
I'm using it now for reasons.
#911 to #904 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel that this will be relevant.
I feel that this will be relevant.
User avatar #912 to #911 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
eh, I'm not that big
User avatar #913 to #912 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no ******* way that'll fit."
User avatar #914 to #913 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
then I'll stock up on lube
User avatar #915 to #914 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.
#898 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
Technically, this doesn't count as flooding.
#900 to #899 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Replace &quot;she&quot; with &quot;he&quot;
Replace "she" with "he"
#884 to #883 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#895 to #894 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
skype name?
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #770 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
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