lordgeneral
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 21 |
| Steam Profile: | /Hammer_of_the_emperor/ |
| Consoles Owned: | a computer, kind of. |
| Video Games Played: | Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends |
| Interests: | deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships. |
| Date Signed Up: | 3/24/2013 |
| Last Login: | 8/11/2015 |
| Location: | a basement |
| FunnyJunk Career Stats | |
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| Content Level Progress: | 90.4% (904/1000) Level 217 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Content: Comedic Genius |
| Comment Level Progress: | 64% (64/100) Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 279 Comments: Ninja Pirate |
| Subscribers: | 13 |
| Content Views: | 1371149 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 1318 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 5651 |
| FJ Points: | 9808 |
| Favorite Tags: | exile (6) | of (6) | path (6) | wallpaper (5) | 40k (2) | doge (2) | funny (2) | the (2) | warhammer (2) | witch (2) |
I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/starryraffle
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| #45 - for agreeing with the person who told you that. thing… [+] (1 new reply) | 08/11/2015 on When the Memes are just right | +1 |
 So the "Girl-on-girl is hot" trope is complete bullshit? This isn't exactly something new, you know? Straight men liking girl-on-girl has been going on forever. | ||
| #43 - m8 whoever told you that was autistic. you're doubly so for ag… [+] (1 new reply) | 08/11/2015 on When the Memes are just right | 0 |
| Whoever told me that... fucking everyone? For agreeing with them? You mean disagreeing? So you can't have a discussion with someone and disagree without pressing the reds? Fucking grow up... | ||
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bitchpleaseshutup (03/26/2015) [-] This is going to be a weird question but, do you have a picture of a blonde hair, brown eyed girl looking at a pizza and a single tear rolling down her cheeK? Now, these are not tears of anguish, but tears of amazement.
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bitchpleaseshutup (02/14/2015) [-] Do you have that 4chan story of a guy and his niece. The guy later gets custody of his niece. It's a feely story.
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dehnoobshow (11/17/2014) [-] You might never notice this due to how you rarely if ever go to this account.
In hopes that you notice this in a week-long distance, have this.
In hopes that you notice this in a week-long distance, have this.
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lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-] I actually meant having a large round object sliding down your throat
that's how you get throat bruises
that's how you get throat bruises
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dehnoobshow (08/24/2014) [-] I want your large object sliding down my throat.
I don't care if it hurts me.
I don't care if it hurts me.
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konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-] tell you what
you find that mark of chaos banhammer gif ill consider skype
you find that mark of chaos banhammer gif ill consider skype
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lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-] you mean a banhammer pic from 40k mark of chaos, or the chaos undivided symbol
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konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-] < this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
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dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-] All you need to know is to add people and chat/call them.
I prefer using skype for Gaming as steam voice chat is **** .
And most of my friends don't have phones yet have ipods that have Skype.
Just get it to make him shut up,at least.
I prefer using skype for Gaming as steam voice chat is **** .
And most of my friends don't have phones yet have ipods that have Skype.
Just get it to make him shut up,at least.
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dehnoobshow (08/28/2014) [-] Mix phone with messenger.
You can chat, then use voice call and video call.
You can chat, then use voice call and video call.
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lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-] youtu.be/q0ygjD04vyU
feel free to listen to this while I look
feel free to listen to this while I look
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lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-] I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it
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lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-] do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
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konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-] yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied
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dehnoobshow (08/08/2014) [-] Here's that image you once saw as a recent download.
I'm using it now for reasons.
I'm using it now for reasons.
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dehnoobshow (08/16/2014) [-] The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no ******* way that'll fit."
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no ******* way that'll fit."
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hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-] how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
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hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-] because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
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lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-] it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
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hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-] thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think
curses, i only have access to the paper back version
curses, i only have access to the paper back version
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lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-] I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
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hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-] yes i play league
why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
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hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-] summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
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lordgeneral (07/24/2014) [-] alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
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bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-] LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
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bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-] **bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
