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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:7/29/2014
Location:a basement
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
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#19 - you're just jealous, because you can never be touched. …  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on I always wondered what the... 0
User avatar #20 - mormon (7 hours ago) [-]
every single time i comment i get linked to that stupid video. i got the whole thing memorized
#22 - dehnoobshow (5 hours ago) [-]
#18 - "until all things have taken place" refers to the en… 7 hours ago on Burn +3
#15 - alcantara was right though.  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Burn +1
User avatar #16 - thebballin (7 hours ago) [-]
I know, I quoted him. But the fact that he's right means that I'm right as well.
User avatar #18 - lordgeneral (7 hours ago) [-]
"until all things have taken place" refers to the end of days, as the actual hebrew translation reads.
Jesus states here and now that he isn't here to say that laws are no longer valid, just to clarify the more abstract ones like working on the sabbath
#17 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 7 hours ago on I always wondered what the... 0
#18 - mormon (7 hours ago) [-]
Well aren't you two just real fuckin adorable
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (7 hours ago) [-]
you're just jealous, because you can never be touched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
User avatar #20 - mormon (7 hours ago) [-]
every single time i comment i get linked to that stupid video. i got the whole thing memorized
#22 - dehnoobshow (5 hours ago) [-]
#15 - I love it. cute as its owner  [+] (6 new replies) 7 hours ago on I always wondered what the... 0
User avatar #16 - dehnoobshow (7 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (7 hours ago) [-]
#18 - mormon (7 hours ago) [-]
Well aren't you two just real fuckin adorable
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (7 hours ago) [-]
you're just jealous, because you can never be touched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
User avatar #20 - mormon (7 hours ago) [-]
every single time i comment i get linked to that stupid video. i got the whole thing memorized
#22 - dehnoobshow (5 hours ago) [-]
#13 - nor am I  [+] (8 new replies) 8 hours ago on I always wondered what the... 0
#14 - dehnoobshow (8 hours ago) [-]
Nothing else to say. So here's a closeup on my profile picture.
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (7 hours ago) [-]
I love it. cute as its owner
User avatar #16 - dehnoobshow (7 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (7 hours ago) [-]
#18 - mormon (7 hours ago) [-]
Well aren't you two just real fuckin adorable
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (7 hours ago) [-]
you're just jealous, because you can never be touched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
User avatar #20 - mormon (7 hours ago) [-]
every single time i comment i get linked to that stupid video. i got the whole thing memorized
#22 - dehnoobshow (5 hours ago) [-]
#11 - kinky  [+] (10 new replies) 8 hours ago on I always wondered what the... 0
User avatar #12 - dehnoobshow (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm not into scatophilia, though.
User avatar #13 - lordgeneral (8 hours ago) [-]
nor am I
#14 - dehnoobshow (8 hours ago) [-]
Nothing else to say. So here's a closeup on my profile picture.
User avatar #15 - lordgeneral (7 hours ago) [-]
I love it. cute as its owner
User avatar #16 - dehnoobshow (7 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral (7 hours ago) [-]
#18 - mormon (7 hours ago) [-]
Well aren't you two just real fuckin adorable
User avatar #19 - lordgeneral (7 hours ago) [-]
you're just jealous, because you can never be touched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
User avatar #20 - mormon (7 hours ago) [-]
every single time i comment i get linked to that stupid video. i got the whole thing memorized
#22 - dehnoobshow (5 hours ago) [-]
#30 - florida mentioned. swell up and boil in a wet heat. 16 hours ago on An average day in Florida +2
#18 - in all seriousness they help me pay the bills and, since I don… 20 hours ago on Is there really such a... 0
#16 - it says polygamours are ethical sluts. I'll have you know …  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on Is there really such a... 0
User avatar #17 - biscuitsunited (20 hours ago) [-]
haha,
ha
how much per night?
User avatar #18 - lordgeneral (20 hours ago) [-]
in all seriousness they help me pay the bills and, since I don't have a job yet, treat me to shit.


proof that you're doing something right: sex nightly and free stuff

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User avatar #539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
User avatar #883 to #882 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
what
#884 to #883 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
how hard would it be to beat someone to death with a warhammer 4th edition rulebook
User avatar #885 to #884 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
why do you ask
#886 to #885 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
because someone just told me that warhammer chain swords are a rip off of gears of war lancers, it seems like the most fitting thing to kill him with
User avatar #887 to #886 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
it was probably a troll.
I assume because it is a thick book, that if you use a hardcover it shouldn't be too hard
#888 to #887 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
thats what i initally thought but after talking them with a while, that is what they honestly think

curses, i only have access to the paper back version
User avatar #889 to #888 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
I am upset today. do you play league of legends?
also, I have to invite you to the table top gaming group on skype. blah blah add me order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#890 to #889 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
yes i play league

why do you have to o-o are you being held against your will by your army of pets or something
User avatar #892 to #890 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
give me your summoner name. I want to play with someone
#893 to #892 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
summoner name is aya the minx but im not gonna play tonight (sorry) i will be playing tomorrow though
User avatar #894 to #893 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
alright. I'll add you. add me on skype so we can at least talk
#896 to #894 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
whats your skype name or is it the group?
User avatar #897 to #896 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
User avatar #891 to #890 - lordgeneral ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm dndxplain, so it's my job .-.
User avatar #861 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/11/2014) [-]
LordGeneral is Illuminati. Let's start with youtube. Pewdiepie is on youtube. Pewdiepie plays minecraft. LordGeneral is a minecraft clan leader. Dehnoobshow works for lordgeneral. 420 blaze it. Snoopdog gets high, planes go high. the 12th seat is were employed assassin dehnoobshow sat. Assassins, faze clan. faZE cLAn, z-e-a-l. League of Legends. 117 champions in LoL. 1+1+7 is nine. Hitler was a leader, lordgeneral is a leader. Hitler has two, lordgeneral has two eyes. 2+2 is 4. Illuminati is a triangle. 4 - 3 is 1. Illuminati has one eye. Lordgeneral = illuminati.
User avatar #770 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #771 to #770 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#768 - konradkurze (06/21/2014) [-]
your +1?
User avatar #769 to #768 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
yeppers.
#762 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< the mods
Admin keeps them well trained
#763 to #762 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
wrong, bitch.
User avatar #757 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
who you?
User avatar #758 to #757 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
the god damn batman

A very bored funnyjunker.
User avatar #759 to #758 - sebthebrony (06/15/2014) [-]
y u add me bb
User avatar #760 to #759 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
wynaut.
User avatar #753 to #752 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Kriegsman, get back to your post.
User avatar #755 to #754 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll tell your Commissar.
#756 to #755 - cosmicapprentice (06/14/2014) [-]
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
Gettin' back to my duties ASAP!
User avatar #746 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
the weird part is that i just visited your profile
but why did you add me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
why not?
#748 to #747 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
well i dunno  i want to interact with you first
well i dunno i want to interact with you first
User avatar #749 to #748 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds erotic. I'm game.
#750 to #749 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
since you hart my feelers
since you hart my feelers
User avatar #751 to #750 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #739 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Why must you do this..
User avatar #740 to #739 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #741 to #740 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Take my FJ Points.
And take my job.
User avatar #742 to #741 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
your job?
User avatar #743 to #742 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
Making FJ Points.

From lewd things
User avatar #744 to #743 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
cause I need a bit-pistol
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazylance (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't do anything harmful with that.
User avatar #738 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 00** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
#725 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/10/2014) [-]
"Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Location: a basement"

User avatar #726 to #725 - lordgeneral ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
naaah, that's just for fun

I don't have a basement
User avatar #723 - dyalibya (05/03/2014) [-]
"deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships"

Thats a bad good combo
User avatar #724 to #723 - lordgeneral ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
:3
User avatar #722 to #721 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
hello there :3
User avatar #700 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*throws lordgeneral into a pot of boiling water and makes soup*
#701 to #700 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #702 to #701 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*drinks*
tastes like venison
User avatar #703 to #702 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
does this mean I'm... deer to you?
User avatar #704 to #703 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
hmmmm
more like the hunter shot bambi, now im cooking you
User avatar #706 to #705 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*adds spices*
this is gonna be good soup
#707 to #706 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
krasnogvardiech save me
User avatar #708 to #707 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
Kras, here share the soup, then ill buy you some alcohol
User avatar #709 to #708 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Decisions, decisions.

On one hand, the Night Haunter himself promised to buy me booze after some mild cannibalism.
On the other hand, my Lord General gave me a direct order.

On one hand, I could go up against a supposedly-dead renegade Primarch and be a proper bloody Guardsman... on the other hand I could take another small step on the road to corruption.

Ah, what the hell.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

*The Red Guardsman saves the Lord General!*
[Karma gained! The Emperor smiles upon you!]
[Reputation gained! You're a batshit crazy maniac]
User avatar #710 to #709 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*spends the next 20 years launching terror strikes on Kras' life whreever he goes so the people all aroun him live in constant fear of torture and death and know its Kras fault*
User avatar #711 to #710 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Night Haunter, what are you doing?!
Go home Kurze-chan, you're drunk.
User avatar #712 to #711 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*skins a pair of senior citizens and writes "blame in on Kras* in their blood over the walls of the town hall*
#713 to #712 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Your sentence is gramatically hideous and you should feel bad!
User avatar #714 to #713 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
*collects up all forms of alcohol throughout the nation, and destroys it all, demolishes all breweries, embargoes all alcohol imports, and has alpha legion police all forms of homemade alcohol, so kras is forced to become sober*
User avatar #715 to #714 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
YOU BASTARD
User avatar #716 to #715 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
and when i mean policing all forms of alcohol, i mean all methylated spirits, ethanol alcohol, hospital alcohol, and hell even cough syrup, are strictly monitored
User avatar #717 to #716 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
FUCK YOU

I WILL DRINK PAINT STRIPPER INSTEAD THEN

FOR VOSTOROYA! FOR THE EMPEROR!
User avatar #730 to #717 - lordgeneral ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
make alcohol from his blood.
User avatar #731 to #730 - krasnogvardiech (05/27/2014) [-]
What, are you dense? Are you a heretic?

He's the god-damn Emperor of Man.
User avatar #718 to #717 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
nope, thats policed too

and floor polish, and everything else capable of inducing a state of drunkenness is monitored down to the last drop....alpha legion and their spies are everywhere...always watching
User avatar #719 to #718 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
I WILL MAKE BOOZE OUT OF GREENSKIN CORPSES

VALHALLANS ARE GENIUS BOOZEMAKERS
User avatar #720 to #719 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
fine those are policed too
and all forms of wood in case you get that desperate....i know you soviets make wood vodka....so wood is watched
#694 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is how mad you are
User avatar #695 to #694 - lordgeneral ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
why would I be mad?
#696 to #695 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
because of the rolling
User avatar #693 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
*ties you to your bed and hires you out to all FJ'ers at $5 a pop*
#691 - konradkurze (04/07/2014) [-]
oh LordGeneral
User avatar #690 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled comment #314 ** :
Ok, I know I'm anon but this might be a bit harsh if your mum is dead.. If so sorry for your loss.

I'm posting this because I doubt I will be back to check


this is LordGenerals new catchphrase
User avatar #645 - folkflunky (03/29/2014) [-]
I think you're the only man in the world that ever heared "First of all" coming from a woman, followed up with something good.
User avatar #646 to #645 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
it helps when I get to hit them when they talk back, and they thank me
User avatar #647 to #646 - folkflunky (03/29/2014) [-]
Let me see if I understood: If they talk back, you hit them, and they thank you?
User avatar #648 to #647 - lordgeneral ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
sex slaves.
User avatar #649 to #648 - folkflunky (03/29/2014) [-]
I realized already. I've been through so much pain that I can't really bring it to bed. But I do have a good resistance to it.
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