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A am the high priest to the Great Old Ones. My task is to control your world and bring 3000 years of darkness upon your land. Have a nice day!
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|#63 - This is why I need to be elected president. Let's see THIS happen. [+] (18 new replies)||07/17/2011 on lordcthulhu's profile||0|
#66 - talibanvoltorb (07/17/2011) [-]
#70 - talibanvoltorb (07/17/2011) [-]
<----Me in the picture
#72 - talibanvoltorb (07/17/2011) [-]
Bush.It is at this point in our story that along comes a spider: He is a man seemingly without a conscience for whom the ends always justify the means, and it is he who suggests that their target should not be an enemy of the country, but rather the country itself. Three targets are chosen to maximize the effect of the attack: a school, a tube station, and a water treatment plant. Several hundred die within the first few weeks.Fueled by the media, fear and panic spread quickly, fracturing and dividing the country until at last the true goal comes into view. Before the Saint Mary's crisis, no one would have predicted the results of the election that year, no one. And then not long after the election, lo and behold, a miracle! Some believed it was the work of God Himself, but it was a pharmaceutical company controlled by certain party members that made them all obscenely rich. A year later, several extremists are tried, found guilty and executed while a memorial is built to canonize their victims. But the end result, the true genius of the plan, was the fear. Fear became the ultimate tool of this government, and through it our politician was ultimately appointed to the newly created position of High Chancellor.
#73 - lordcthulhu (07/17/2011) [-]
When the rest of the world is under our control, the mission begins. We will spread our influence all over this galaxy. When it is under our control, we will repeat this again, and again, until the whole universe is under our control. We will then begin again in the next universe, and the next.
#74 - talibanvoltorb (07/17/2011) [-]
#75 - lordcthulhu (07/17/2011) [-]
#76 - talibanvoltorb (07/17/2011) [-]
And We will destroy all the opposing sides,We turn them on each other like the animals they are. Cruelty and injustice...intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance, coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those who are more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable. But again, truth be told...if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. We give them anarchy, And then they will need someone to bring order, Then you take over your avatar and become the needed hero the knight in shining armor.
#78 - talibanvoltorb (07/17/2011) [-]
May I ask you... I want the heart of Sunflower the earth goddess!
|#3 - Noob.||07/15/2011 on octodad gameplay and...||+6|
|#3 - She just got Winston Churchill'd!||07/15/2011 on Like a sir||+1|
|#15 - Who wants to vote for me now? [+] (1 new reply)||07/15/2011 on failbook vocabulary||+9|
|#34 - Why won't you accept me?||05/24/2011 on Spiritual||+16|
|#7 - And then he went into space... [+] (7 new replies)||05/15/2011 on isaac||+35|
|#158 - I can understand. I understand why they are ignoring it. All t… [+] (1 new reply)||05/15/2011 on Cancer has been cured,...||0|
|#117 - If you are Australian, why would you care what the Americans think? [+] (6 new replies)||05/15/2011 on Cancer has been cured,...||+3|
#329 - leehem (05/15/2011) [-]
well your obviously american but i say america because they hate canada and lets face it are pretty much in control of everthing which sucks but i suppose its better western world than 3rd world i don't hate americans as a group i just hate the government whoo make the dick decisions like this one for example and no this doesn't mean i hate obama hes 100 times better than bush
|#75 - Get the **** back. [+] (1 new reply)||05/15/2011 on BROTIPS FOR FUNNYJUNKERS||+17|
|#12 - Missed again!||05/12/2011 on Worst Hunter vs. Dumbest Deer||+19|
|#31 - Damn. They see the pattern! Maybe they don't suspect me...||05/09/2011 on So, Who's Next, Chewbacca?||+2|
|#45 - Picture||05/09/2011 on Role model husbands||+6|
|#24 - Comment deleted||05/04/2011 on Patriotic Dissent||-1|
|#75 - I want to talk about Suck It.||05/04/2011 on SUCK IT||+3|
|#6 - Picture||05/03/2011 on Respect||+2|
|#23 - And I thought my county was full of idiots.||05/01/2011 on Offensive Jokes 5!||+3|
|#45 - Why aren't you shooting? [+] (3 new replies)||05/01/2011 on BWAH||+21|
#100 - anonymous (05/01/2011) [-]
You people do realise that this guy thought that the fallout 3 brotherhood of steel is a boomer from gears of war?
|#6 - Picture [+] (6 new replies)||05/01/2011 on Meanwhile||+12|
#22 - anonymous (05/01/2011) [-]
|#56 - Thanks for telling everybody! This is why my plans always fail! [+] (1 new reply)||04/29/2011 on The Dark Lord||+2|
|#53 - Come at me bro.||04/29/2011 on The Dark Lord||0|
|#36 - Picture||04/28/2011 on Oh America!||+6|
|#58 - Nope. It's all good.||04/27/2011 on lordcthulhu's profile||0|
|#55 - was it an invitation? If it was, then no. [+] (3 new replies)||04/27/2011 on lordcthulhu's profile||0|
|#53 - No thanks. I'm good. [+] (5 new replies)||04/27/2011 on lordcthulhu's profile||0|
|#49 - Why not? Oh, and are you sure you are leaving my domain and en… [+] (1 new reply)||04/24/2011 on lordcthulhu's profile||0|