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User avatar #125 - MaelRadec (07/24/2011) [-]
you are really forcing me into anger...
User avatar #128 to #133 - lordcthulhu ONLINE (07/24/2011) [-]
I should kill you right now, but I have to be off at a presidential rally for a week, and I don't want my suit stained red.
User avatar #129 to #136 - MaelRadec (07/24/2011) [-]
aahh the coward answers... let's make it quick shall we i my self have some things that need too be done...
User avatar #130 to #137 - lordcthulhu ONLINE (07/24/2011) [-]
No. Really. I have things to do. I don't have time to deal with the likes of you. I need to sign that contract with Bungie to merge their organization into my organization. The Illuminati really wants this to happen, and I trust their judgement, along with Elvis, JFK, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, Michael Jackson, and the council of Atlantis.
User avatar #131 to #138 - MaelRadec (07/24/2011) [-]
i'm sure the atlantis would be happy to see you with they're killer... say hello to the camera men outside *points at the camera men*
User avatar #132 to #139 - lordcthulhu ONLINE (07/24/2011) [-]
Dumbass. *Makes the cameramen insane* Who's going to believe insane cameramen?
User avatar #133 to #140 - MaelRadec (07/24/2011) [-]
they will... *teleports you to the atlantis consul as all the members are shocked of what they see* ladies and gentlemen he was purposing me too erase you all again...
User avatar #134 to #141 - lordcthulhu ONLINE (07/24/2011) [-]
Again, you are a dumbass. You thought they didn't know who I was? Of course they did! They were the first people that i contacted when I was resurrected in R'lyeh.
User avatar #135 to #142 - MaelRadec (07/24/2011) [-]
fine...*flicks and they all turn to dust* and warps to a random dark location....
User avatar #136 to #143 - lordcthulhu ONLINE (07/24/2011) [-]
Once more, you are a dumbass. Atlantis is a magic free area, only those approved by the council are allowed to practice it. Everyone not authorized is placed under a spell where all beneficial spells don't work and the offensive spells (i.e. teleportation to a dark place) are reversed onto the user. Goodbye. Also, don't try to teleport back, this is a teleport-free zone.
User avatar #137 to #144 - MaelRadec (07/24/2011) [-]
that wasn't normal magic and we didn't really tele port... we went back in time... my favorite place in time....
User avatar #138 to #145 - lordcthulhu ONLINE (07/24/2011) [-]
Stop being a dumbass! DO you really think that, after making sure this place is safe from magic, that the council will forget about time travel?! Atlantis is essentially time-locked; you cannot go back in time here, or go here when you are back in time. Also I failed to mention, Atlantis is a immortal-free zone, unless of course you are authorized by the council. You are no more then a human here.
User avatar #139 to #146 - MaelRadec (07/24/2011) [-]
dude that is no normal magic... and you should move out of that domain of yours... the atlanti is like so more than 5 billion years away now... so just deal with it that your back in time with me here... *whispers* it should have already began...
User avatar #140 to #147 - lordcthulhu ONLINE (07/24/2011) [-]
Did I say it mattered if it was normal magic or not? Thank to Doctor Who's help, this place is time-locked, and is free from all magic, except those with permission from the council. The decision has to be unanimous. Did I mention I am a menber of the council. You cannot practice magic, you have no weapons, you are not immortal. I think it is time to back down. I can step on you like a bug and here you are trying to fight me with nothing. Go. Away.
User avatar #141 to #148 - MaelRadec (07/24/2011) [-]
ooh you mean doctor the time lord? ahh that was good times actually... thx too him i got unleashed from my prison... well it sucked being those oods but still... ooh not to mention i was the one to point the daliks on the extermination of the time lords it good quiet annoying too be stuck in a time prison... but as you see i fond a way how too cheat many things... like you "imortal" free zone or magic or time travel... so as you see i adapt quickly... nothing can keep me from becoming a god of the warp...
User avatar #142 to #149 - lordcthulhu ONLINE (07/24/2011) [-]
Every. Last. Form. Of. Magic. Is. Banned. You cannot warp, you cannot do anything that is related to magic. Anything! We have every last thing you can do and we have prevented you from doing it. It doesn't matter if you worked with the Doctor on occasions, he works for me now. he will not lift the time-lock, he will not help you. He isn't even in the council, but even if he was, he cannot break the Atlantian spell. Yo cannot break the Alatian spell. You need to practice magic to break the Alatian spell, but that spell prevents you from doing so. Back off, and leave.
User avatar #143 to #150 - MaelRadec (07/24/2011) [-]
*sigh's and facepalm's* you really are stubborn...let's just enjoy the show: "creation of the universe"... i think you were born after this... i don't remember...
User avatar #144 to #151 - lordcthulhu ONLINE (07/24/2011) [-]
You cannot warp. This is a magic-free area. Why do I have to keep repeating myself. Why do I consider you a threat when you are this stupid. And do you really think you warped yourself to the creation of this universe. You think I was created in this universe?! Wow. Just, wow. Also don't even think about going to my universe, it is protected he same way Atlantis is, but only I determine who goes in and out. You are still in Atlantis. You still can't perform any magic. You are still no more extraordinary than a common human. I am giving you the chance to leave. You should take it. You cannot do anything to escape this situation. The choice is this: leave or die. There is no other answer. There is no other way. The choice is yours.
User avatar #145 to #152 - MaelRadec (07/24/2011) [-]
do you really think i'd take you on if i was so weak... unlike voltorb there i have experience of killing gods... and if i can do that... the block, seal or anything else you have there is even older than my first creation... aka kratos...
User avatar #152 to #153 - lordcthulhu ONLINE (07/24/2011) [-]
Ha ha ha ha ha! As I said before you may think you have destroyed me forever but it is the result of your fevered mind. Look at all these people. They are all the same. They are the same exact people. All the men are the same, all the women are the same. They do not exist. They are in your mind. If I kill you here. nothing will happen. You will wake up in your bed. In your house, like nothing ever happened. But nothing would have changed. You will always be insane. You will always find ways to beat me. You will truly think that you have taken everything from me and that this is some sort of trap. But you are not in reality. *crushes you to death* This will not explain anything. You will probably believe that you managed to survive, and then kill me or something.
User avatar #155 to #160 - MaelRadec (07/24/2011) [-]
*as a voice in your head* interesting... this is in the first time a victim thinks that this all his made illusion but your greatly mistaking... i don't exist... they don't exist... only you do...this is your world you ever wanted... this is the place of your dreams... in this world your only a human nothing more... you become what wish... but you don't have any thing... ever since we went to atlantis i have been playing mind games with you... your not a master you still have much too learn... *leaves you in eternal darkness with only a beam of light on you*
User avatar #150 to #153 - lordcthulhu ONLINE (07/24/2011) [-]
Ha! You are really in denial. I guess that is how insane people work, they never believe they are insane. The world is a lie, you are insane. I have leeched all your powers, and allies. Thanks to you I can rise in the real world and wreak havoc on the SANE. You are a raving lunatic. Good luck with your plans to destroy me that will never happen because this world is in your head.
User avatar #151 to #158 - MaelRadec (07/24/2011) [-]
*adresses the crowed* as you see he is talking about something we all know that it does not exist... *telepathically talks too you* look outside the bubble... up there... *your in a small sphere and i hold in my hand* poor soul... you are in your own life you created... this is what you are... they don't see the prison... only you do... ooh and thx for the knowledge and power...
User avatar #148 to #153 - lordcthulhu ONLINE (07/24/2011) [-]
I ever though somebody this powerful would succumb to insanity this soon. it's true, all the council members have your face. You are in my world now. I am in your head. I always was. I am still in my dream state. You are completely insane right now, an effect of my presence. Funny thing is, you have no power in your mind, I have taken it all. All of your powers, your allies, your friends, they are all mine. Your representation of yourself is the last sane part in your mind, a part that is quickly dwindling. Truth is, there is no way out of it. You may devise a clever plan and pull it off perfectly, but that will be a delusion, no matter how real it feels to you. Goodbye MaelRadec, you may think you have powers beyond imagine but in truth, you are nothing.
User avatar #149 to #156 - MaelRadec (07/24/2011) [-]
*adreses to the press and politicians in the white house* see ladies and gentlemen... he is no longer in the capability of being president... he was talking about atlantis... we all know that that city does not and never did exist... *adreses to you* give up you can't beat a parasite that live 2 eternities cycles...
User avatar #146 to #153 - lordcthulhu ONLINE (07/24/2011) [-]
I don't care how many friends you have. You cannot enter Atlantis without consent from a council member. Well, you can't FIND Atlantis at all! How is it that humans have scoured all over the ocean floor without finding Atlantis? You can't find it unless a council member allows you to. I am a council member, i brought you here. Once you leave, you can't find Atlantis, no matter how hard you try. I am immortal, you are no longer immortal. I have a army at my disposal, you have nothing. I could just kill you now, I could just step on you, but i am giving you the choice to go. I highly suggest you take it.
User avatar #147 to #154 - MaelRadec (07/24/2011) [-]
*smiles maniacally* the concile is me *all of the members have my face* you still have soo much to learn... and your free to try to kill me... i, unlike you have this body as a container form my soul... and i can switch bodies whenever i want and whoever i choose even you...
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