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loopymoomoo

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Facebook Profile: Honestly why fucking ask who would ever let anyone
Steam Profile: Changes to often to reveal.
Consoles Owned: like six i dont fucking know
Video Games Played: literally all of them
X-box Gamertag: *Fukken Ban'd*
PSN: Why would i tell you only admin
Interests: Raisins, Flashlights, Shiny Nickels, Rubbing two pickels together and listening closely
Date Signed Up:12/19/2012
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:here or there who fucking knows
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1925
Comment Ranking:#494
Highest Content Rank:#1917
Highest Comment Rank:#365
Content Thumbs: 1663 total,  1907 ,  244
Comment Thumbs: 8849 total,  10935 ,  2086
Content Level Progress: 85% (85/100)
Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 62% (62/100)
Level 266 Comments: Pure Win → Level 267 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:3
Content Views:105864
Times Content Favorited:136 times
Total Comments Made:4147
FJ Points:8009
I am not steel
nor am i gold
for i am but humble humble iron

latest user's comments

#103 - I truly hope that this is not true....  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on What a time to be alive 0
#115 - kanatana (04/19/2015) [-]
#12 - the jersey will cause an emergency  [+] (5 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Starbucks +6
User avatar #13 - demandsgayversion (04/19/2015) [-]
Then I'll take a nice neutral hockey puck. It'll be my tribute to the king.
User avatar #14 - jaggedherp (04/19/2015) [-]
The moose king prefers maple syrup, which I would advise you to get after crossing the border. You can get it on tap from any tree around you, as all trees here are Maple trees.
User avatar #15 - demandsgayversion (04/19/2015) [-]
I googled if moose can eat syrup, but it was inconclusive.
#16 - jaggedherp (04/19/2015) [-]
Of course they can, they taught us the secrets of the Maple Taffy.
User avatar #35 - notorc (04/19/2015) [-]
It looks like someone smeared poop on ice, then picked it up with a Popsicle stick.
#152 - im not scared, im aroused!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Roll your besties +2
#155 - feupy (04/19/2015) [-]
Very good.
#10 - do not bring a jersey unless you want to get jumped  [+] (7 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Starbucks 0
User avatar #11 - demandsgayversion (04/19/2015) [-]
But it's an emergency hockey jersey
User avatar #12 - loopymoomoo (04/19/2015) [-]
the jersey will cause an emergency
User avatar #13 - demandsgayversion (04/19/2015) [-]
Then I'll take a nice neutral hockey puck. It'll be my tribute to the king.
User avatar #14 - jaggedherp (04/19/2015) [-]
The moose king prefers maple syrup, which I would advise you to get after crossing the border. You can get it on tap from any tree around you, as all trees here are Maple trees.
User avatar #15 - demandsgayversion (04/19/2015) [-]
I googled if moose can eat syrup, but it was inconclusive.
#16 - jaggedherp (04/19/2015) [-]
Of course they can, they taught us the secrets of the Maple Taffy.
User avatar #35 - notorc (04/19/2015) [-]
It looks like someone smeared poop on ice, then picked it up with a Popsicle stick.
#57 - wheres the fly?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on birds are dicks 0
User avatar #58 - pikachustolemybike (04/18/2015) [-]
I didnt take a picture when I did it... But theres a picture of my cactus
#5 - i have the same TV remote as the guy who screamed at his cat 04/18/2015 on webm n' shit 0
#1 - is it really five bucks for a coffee? jesus, just go to ti…  [+] (32 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Starbucks +76
User avatar #88 - sirformidio (04/19/2015) [-]
>Twice as Good
Being twice as good as a piece of shit isn't nearly as difficult as you'd imagine. Plus, Tim Hortons coffee is horrid.
User avatar #29 - anotherponyaccount (04/19/2015) [-]
What's Tim Hortons?
#36 - Ken M (04/19/2015) [-]
Canadian coffee place, akin to Americans dunkin' donuts just better.
User avatar #69 - lostxprophit (04/19/2015) [-]
bro, they jsut came out with NUTELLA FILLED DOUGHNUTS AND TIMBITS N SHIT
#37 - anotherponyaccount (04/19/2015) [-]
Sounds alright. I don't think we have anything like that here in Straya
#24 - thumbwhoremuch (04/19/2015) [-]
It actually is only something around 2$ for our largest coffee, unless you started adding shit to it which is where it starts getting expensive. Shots of espresso is usually what will drive drink prices up.
#20 - Ken M (04/19/2015) [-]
It's exaggerated. When I stopped working for Starbucks in February, it was $2.35 for a large coffee. We rarely had anyone get a drink that came out over $5 and if it did it was because they added a bunch of extra espresso or something.
User avatar #19 - shadowhorn (04/19/2015) [-]
Those don't exist a lot of places.
#17 - subdainx (04/19/2015) [-]
I love an extra large triple triple, you can honestly get full for most of the day just by that and it's $2.10 which is a steal for coffee of that deliciousness.

User avatar #9 - AnomynousUser (04/19/2015) [-]
I once went there to try a hot chocolate because I don't like coffee but was curious as to whether it was actually good.

It took 1/2 an hour to order, cost an absolute fuckton of money, and tasted no better than the swissmiss packs you can use at home.
#25 - Ken M (04/19/2015) [-]
1.50 for an extra large hot chocolate

if theres no line, which there shouldnt be if its not the morning rush hour, you can be in and out within 30 seconds to get a coffee or hot chocolate

User avatar #26 - AnomynousUser (04/19/2015) [-]
secretmenus.com/starbucks/full-menu/
ctrl F hot chocolate
It sure as hell wasn't $1.50

And it was 4:00 in the afternoon during a weekday.
#27 - Ken M (04/19/2015) [-]
oh i was talking about timmies, i assumed you were too for some reason
User avatar #28 - AnomynousUser (04/19/2015) [-]
Ah, I see how that misunderstanding happened. I probably should have specified what I was talking about.
User avatar #7 - Voxker (04/19/2015) [-]
and now american.
#8 - Ken M (04/19/2015) [-]
tim hortons dunkin donuts
User avatar #5 - demandsgayversion (04/18/2015) [-]
Let me just grab my passport, a compass, and a hockey jersey (just in case)
User avatar #10 - loopymoomoo (04/19/2015) [-]
do not bring a jersey unless you want to get jumped
User avatar #11 - demandsgayversion (04/19/2015) [-]
But it's an emergency hockey jersey
User avatar #12 - loopymoomoo (04/19/2015) [-]
the jersey will cause an emergency
User avatar #13 - demandsgayversion (04/19/2015) [-]
Then I'll take a nice neutral hockey puck. It'll be my tribute to the king.
User avatar #14 - jaggedherp (04/19/2015) [-]
The moose king prefers maple syrup, which I would advise you to get after crossing the border. You can get it on tap from any tree around you, as all trees here are Maple trees.
User avatar #15 - demandsgayversion (04/19/2015) [-]
I googled if moose can eat syrup, but it was inconclusive.
#16 - jaggedherp (04/19/2015) [-]
Of course they can, they taught us the secrets of the Maple Taffy.
User avatar #35 - notorc (04/19/2015) [-]
It looks like someone smeared poop on ice, then picked it up with a Popsicle stick.
User avatar #3 - cptcanada (04/18/2015) [-]
ahh nothins like a double double on a cold winters day
User avatar #4 - profesoreoak (04/18/2015) [-]
ahh nothins like a double double on a cold summers day
User avatar #22 - wutda (04/19/2015) [-]
nutella
#21 - Ken M (04/19/2015) [-]
Shivers with Canadian pride.

Sorry.
User avatar #6 - cptcanada (04/18/2015) [-]
ahh nothing like a double double on any day
#18 - tugaii (04/19/2015) [-]
#2 - Ken M (04/18/2015) [-]
Not everyone can just stop by a tim hortons canadafag
#2 - i lov dees dags  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on Doggy comp +2
#27 - themongoose (04/19/2015) [-]
#2 - yes, i wasnt imagining this glorious themed account 04/18/2015 on Dank Memes 0
#10 - I'd probably draw a ******** of tiny tanks, then hide t… 04/18/2015 on heil +9
#3 - the concepts stay the same, but the means change we fight … 04/18/2015 on Does War Change? 0
#1 - i cant tell if this is a spam add or not 04/18/2015 on What To Do When Boarding A... 0
#62 - I would watch a brock spinoff 04/18/2015 on Smooth +5
#7 - he wants the original damn it!  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2015 on (untitled) +1
#20 - howisthisaname (04/18/2015) [-]
No... Actually I thought it was an anime idk why so thanks
User avatar #8 - satrenkotheone (04/18/2015) [-]
Well eeeeexcuuuuuse me then.
#4 - i liek thes dags 04/18/2015 on Doggies Comp +1
#14 - welcome, you must be autismo! 04/17/2015 on canada why 0
#21 - shading 04/17/2015 on It's a tracking device +4
#20 - ur a litl ****  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Superheroes got a part-time... 0
#21 - lordtwothreeseven (04/17/2015) [-]
#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on SUIT UP MARINES! +1
#18 - wutangswords Comment deleted by loopymoomoo
#14 - Comment deleted 04/17/2015 on SUIT UP MARINES! +1
#13 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2015 on SUIT UP MARINES! +1
#28 - wutangswords Comment deleted by loopymoomoo
#16 - wutangswords Comment deleted by loopymoomoo
#17 - loopymoomoo Comment deleted by loopymoomoo
#18 - wutangswords Comment deleted by loopymoomoo
#3 - zig heil 04/17/2015 on the hitler salute 0
#9 - yeh but this is fake. your dick can break, but not like this  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Dangerous +32
User avatar #15 - landartheconqueror (04/17/2015) [-]
you mean to tell me there isn't actually a bone in your penis?
#12 - Jabberwocky (04/17/2015) [-]
What if he stuck a bone up his urethra and then snapped it in half over the edge of a table.
#24 - crosskill (04/17/2015) [-]
Then I'd have a bone or two to pick with him.
#16 - HAMMATIMEZ (04/17/2015) [-]
#11 - GEARBOY (04/17/2015) [-]
#167 - shoulda logged in to say that 04/17/2015 on The Turbanator 0
#90 - Picture 04/16/2015 on truth has been spoken +1

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User avatar #6 - lulzdealer ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
still working on Dank Webms #2?
User avatar #7 to #6 - loopymoomoo ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
maybe, not a lot of people seemed to enjoy it
User avatar #8 to #7 - lulzdealer ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
do it anyway
User avatar #2 - nought (06/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - loopymoomoo ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
**** what
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