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|#7 - I've gone through my husbands phone before... Wanted to s… [+] (23 new replies)||02/21/2015 on Got any notes mate? im not...||+134|
#28 - travishein (02/21/2015) [-]
Out of curiosity I've gone through my fiancée's Facebook messages. It's easy to overreact to shit without context... I've found that the human mind can generate impropriety out of the most innocuous things. We sometimes expect our significant other to behave almost saint like... So I don't go looking anymore. Trust is a hard thing, but it's necessary in a healthy relationship.
#8 - foamytesquirrel (02/21/2015) [-]
>I told her I'd be working late.
>Go to restaurant they were at a date at
>sit at table closest to theirs
>Greet her and the other guy all surprised
>Guy asks who I am, tell him
>He gets mad, yells at her and we walk out
I am now close friends with the man my ex cheated on me with.
#148 - anonexplains (02/22/2015) [-]
My ex cheated on with her friend, but that's not the point, those 2 retards cost eachother.
When i was in relationship with her, i noticed sextes with other dude.
Told her to stop but she was not happy, as for her it was just for fun, that raised a flag for me but, fuck i loved her.
When i found out she cheated, the guy fucked her and left her, she came back to me and we agreed to start again. I wasn't taking it serious because 9 months of full-on lie relationship, won't ever give me back faith in her, I don't think the person can change. So i just did it for the fun.
After we got up together again, she started to speak with that guy again, I told her not to speak to him as much etc, She told me she gonna walk the dog out (usual time) but apparently she had him over, and she cheated on me again!
I found all that out by her best friend, (my current gf, really loyal).
And i went on steam to talk to the guy, had him added since we even played games together, i deeply regret and it makes me sad that i was playing with a guy who was fucking my ex-gf in the time being.
But anyways, i got it all screenshotted, told her how shitty of a slut she is, i told the guy that she came back to me and that we agreed to get back together, he was shocked, she didn't tell him, which results in... double cheating? Shit.
She lost me and him.
After 2 weeks, they got back together! Can you fucking believe it
I don't know how stupid one person can be, but I got changed for a 16 year old alcoholic & a smoker, who said that he will supply her if she gets pregnant (they actually had sex without condoms), It's pretty funny because when you think about it, it's his parents who gonna support him and her, not him.
Ridiculous, disrespecting slut.
I fucking hate people who cheat.
I wish them the worst, at least tell the person you're leaving before doing anything, and i mean anything! (cuddling, kissing, having sex).
I had to talk it out.
Wait sorry, nobody gives a fuck what anon says about his unsuccessful relationship.
#72 - elcreepo (02/22/2015) [-]
Occasionally I go onto his facebook
Because the conversations he has with his best friend can become some of the most hilarious shit I have ever read
If he ever lets me I'll be posting them onto FJ.
One night they got into a lengthy discussion on how a human vagina might be inverted to form a penis and how nipples can become fuckable holes. Completely serious the entire time.
I could care less what girl he's talking to he trips over his own feet trying to talk to me, and besides that no intelligent man would spend hundreds of dollars on a girl they plan to cheat on.
#106 - anonexplains (02/22/2015) [-]
I wish my ex had tthe same attitude that you do, she was total opposite
#47 - foamytesquirrel (02/21/2015) [-]
It was awkward at first, but later I found out that sexting was as close as it got. We talked a little bit once in a while, and it turned out, we had very similar viewpoints on different things. He turned out to be a really cool guy for someone who almost fucked my girlfriend. That may be exaggerating.
#29 - sphincterface (02/21/2015) [-]
Some guys honestly do feel bad when it turns out a girl they're flirting around with has a boyfriend. One of my ex girlfriends cheated on me with one guy and he had no idea I was dating her, especially since she told all her friends that she and I were not dating, just messing around. He felt like shit after she cheated on me with him, and he and I talk every once in a while.
#9 - loonquawl (02/21/2015) [-]
I never confirmed it with my x, didn't really try actually.
He just suddenly got like super paranoid about me working late or hanging out with friends. Didn't last long after that, maybe the 3rd time he asked to see my phone to read my fucking texts, I had enough and said we're done.
|#9 - What's with all the 9/11 posts lately? Did I miss something? [+] (27 new replies)||02/21/2015 on 2SPOOK||+200|
#123 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
It's called missing the news on that day, you shit.
#170 - anonexplains (02/22/2015) [-]
So, you saying you're like the chubby little boy?
#194 - anonexplains (02/22/2015) [-]
I love watching idiots argue with anons. You know we don't get notified that you responded, right?
#157 - fuckedbyapony (02/22/2015) [-]
Worlds oldest joke traced back to 1600BC
#113 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm fairly confident the oldest joke in the world was about your mother.
#60 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
The wingspan of the aircraft is double the size of that accident site. All the fuel is in the wings as well so you think on impact the damage would be massive and expanded outwards not concentrated in a little 40 yard area. Look at how the building is sliced perfectly and there is no sign of wing damage. The way the building is sheared like that it looks like all the buildings destroyed by cruise missiles in Afghanistan
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#1837 - loonquawl (02/21/2015) [-]
Was quite a difference actually, moved to Alberta. Felt very isolated here, it was weird driving for a couple hours without seeing a building or even another car on the road.
Overall, it's been great though. A trip to the city is actually a special thing instead of just, "Hey I'm off work, let's take bart to the city and drink."
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