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#2 - Are bogans Australian chavs? 02/02/2014 on Hero of the day. 0
#1 - he gon die  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2013 on (untitled) -1
#2 - shankyyy (12/19/2013) [-]
nah,he gonna be fine
#4 - pallypal (12/20/2013) [-]
Actually he dies.

He died when he got shot in the book.
#6 - shankyyy (12/20/2013) [-]
in the book(atleast the one I read) he didnt get shot at all,he survives
only thorin dies
#407 - thanks 12/18/2013 on Fucking Texas -1
#27 - what exactly is a tumbleweed anyway?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Fucking Texas 0
User avatar #200 - Epicgetguy (12/18/2013) [-]
A plant that's been dried up from its roots and gets blown away by the wind.

More prevalent in the western parts of Texas
User avatar #407 - longhjac (12/18/2013) [-]
thanks
#73 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on I am terrified of geese! -1
User avatar #110 - emperorskittles (12/10/2013) [-]
Vinesauce!
#211 - yeah but could never get into those and if they were made into… 11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a... -1
#208 - for kids!  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a... +1
User avatar #972 - misfitsftw (11/13/2013) [-]
reply limit reached so im replying to your last comment here instead.
think of all the special effects theyd need for all the magic. theyd need a huge budget and frankly, id be rally worried about the chance of it getting a shitty director like eragon and percy jackson and cirque du freak
User avatar #211 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah but could never get into those and if they were made into movies I bet they would get fucked up
User avatar #209 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
On my list of books they should make movies, Skullduggery comes just above Artemis Fowl
#205 - there is a lot of blood in those books remember how baron veng…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a... 0
User avatar #207 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
And all the Remnants making people Black veined and eyed
User avatar #208 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
for kids!
User avatar #972 - misfitsftw (11/13/2013) [-]
reply limit reached so im replying to your last comment here instead.
think of all the special effects theyd need for all the magic. theyd need a huge budget and frankly, id be rally worried about the chance of it getting a shitty director like eragon and percy jackson and cirque du freak
User avatar #211 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah but could never get into those and if they were made into movies I bet they would get fucked up
User avatar #209 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
On my list of books they should make movies, Skullduggery comes just above Artemis Fowl
#198 - the only problem i have with the books is that they class them…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a... 0
User avatar #204 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
And if they made it into a movie Which I hope they do then the Age rating will be a bit low for a walking taking skeleton fucking people up with his revolver
User avatar #205 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
there is a lot of blood in those books remember how baron vengeous could make people explode by looking at them
User avatar #207 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
And all the Remnants making people Black veined and eyed
User avatar #208 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
for kids!
User avatar #972 - misfitsftw (11/13/2013) [-]
reply limit reached so im replying to your last comment here instead.
think of all the special effects theyd need for all the magic. theyd need a huge budget and frankly, id be rally worried about the chance of it getting a shitty director like eragon and percy jackson and cirque du freak
User avatar #211 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah but could never get into those and if they were made into movies I bet they would get fucked up
User avatar #209 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
On my list of books they should make movies, Skullduggery comes just above Artemis Fowl
#194 - yeah its easy to forget accents when their in books  [+] (9 new replies) 11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a... -1
User avatar #195 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
Very much so
User avatar #198 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
the only problem i have with the books is that they class them as children's books so I have to loiter around the kids section of the book store when I want to buy a new one which looks creepy
User avatar #204 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
And if they made it into a movie Which I hope they do then the Age rating will be a bit low for a walking taking skeleton fucking people up with his revolver
User avatar #205 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
there is a lot of blood in those books remember how baron vengeous could make people explode by looking at them
User avatar #207 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
And all the Remnants making people Black veined and eyed
User avatar #208 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
for kids!
User avatar #972 - misfitsftw (11/13/2013) [-]
reply limit reached so im replying to your last comment here instead.
think of all the special effects theyd need for all the magic. theyd need a huge budget and frankly, id be rally worried about the chance of it getting a shitty director like eragon and percy jackson and cirque du freak
User avatar #211 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah but could never get into those and if they were made into movies I bet they would get fucked up
User avatar #209 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
On my list of books they should make movies, Skullduggery comes just above Artemis Fowl
#192 - ah right its funnier when you remember almost all of the chara…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a... 0
User avatar #193 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
To me Skullduggery sounds like Colin Farrell, But being Irish I tend to read book like that anyway keeps everything Interesting
User avatar #194 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah its easy to forget accents when their in books
User avatar #195 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
Very much so
User avatar #198 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
the only problem i have with the books is that they class them as children's books so I have to loiter around the kids section of the book store when I want to buy a new one which looks creepy
User avatar #204 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
And if they made it into a movie Which I hope they do then the Age rating will be a bit low for a walking taking skeleton fucking people up with his revolver
User avatar #205 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
there is a lot of blood in those books remember how baron vengeous could make people explode by looking at them
User avatar #207 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
And all the Remnants making people Black veined and eyed
User avatar #208 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
for kids!
User avatar #972 - misfitsftw (11/13/2013) [-]
reply limit reached so im replying to your last comment here instead.
think of all the special effects theyd need for all the magic. theyd need a huge budget and frankly, id be rally worried about the chance of it getting a shitty director like eragon and percy jackson and cirque du freak
User avatar #211 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah but could never get into those and if they were made into movies I bet they would get fucked up
User avatar #209 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
On my list of books they should make movies, Skullduggery comes just above Artemis Fowl
#190 - **** goes down real fast  [+] (13 new replies) 11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a... -1
User avatar #191 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, Sult was just killed be the Children of the Spider
User avatar #192 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
ah right its funnier when you remember almost all of the characters are speaking with an Irish accent
User avatar #193 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
To me Skullduggery sounds like Colin Farrell, But being Irish I tend to read book like that anyway keeps everything Interesting
User avatar #194 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah its easy to forget accents when their in books
User avatar #195 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
Very much so
User avatar #198 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
the only problem i have with the books is that they class them as children's books so I have to loiter around the kids section of the book store when I want to buy a new one which looks creepy
User avatar #204 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
And if they made it into a movie Which I hope they do then the Age rating will be a bit low for a walking taking skeleton fucking people up with his revolver
User avatar #205 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
there is a lot of blood in those books remember how baron vengeous could make people explode by looking at them
User avatar #207 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
And all the Remnants making people Black veined and eyed
User avatar #208 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
for kids!
User avatar #972 - misfitsftw (11/13/2013) [-]
reply limit reached so im replying to your last comment here instead.
think of all the special effects theyd need for all the magic. theyd need a huge budget and frankly, id be rally worried about the chance of it getting a shitty director like eragon and percy jackson and cirque du freak
User avatar #211 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah but could never get into those and if they were made into movies I bet they would get fucked up
User avatar #209 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
On my list of books they should make movies, Skullduggery comes just above Artemis Fowl
#188 - lsotdm  [+] (15 new replies) 11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a... -1
User avatar #189 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm about a fifth of the way through it because I'm just back from Holland
User avatar #190 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
shit goes down real fast
User avatar #191 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, Sult was just killed be the Children of the Spider
User avatar #192 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
ah right its funnier when you remember almost all of the characters are speaking with an Irish accent
User avatar #193 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
To me Skullduggery sounds like Colin Farrell, But being Irish I tend to read book like that anyway keeps everything Interesting
User avatar #194 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah its easy to forget accents when their in books
User avatar #195 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
Very much so
User avatar #198 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
the only problem i have with the books is that they class them as children's books so I have to loiter around the kids section of the book store when I want to buy a new one which looks creepy
User avatar #204 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
And if they made it into a movie Which I hope they do then the Age rating will be a bit low for a walking taking skeleton fucking people up with his revolver
User avatar #205 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
there is a lot of blood in those books remember how baron vengeous could make people explode by looking at them
User avatar #207 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
And all the Remnants making people Black veined and eyed
User avatar #208 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
for kids!
User avatar #972 - misfitsftw (11/13/2013) [-]
reply limit reached so im replying to your last comment here instead.
think of all the special effects theyd need for all the magic. theyd need a huge budget and frankly, id be rally worried about the chance of it getting a shitty director like eragon and percy jackson and cirque du freak
User avatar #211 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah but could never get into those and if they were made into movies I bet they would get fucked up
User avatar #209 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
On my list of books they should make movies, Skullduggery comes just above Artemis Fowl
#186 - only one left after it though  [+] (17 new replies) 11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a... 0
User avatar #187 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
Are we talking about Kingdom of the Wicked or Last stand of the Dead Men
User avatar #188 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
lsotdm
User avatar #189 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm about a fifth of the way through it because I'm just back from Holland
User avatar #190 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
shit goes down real fast
User avatar #191 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, Sult was just killed be the Children of the Spider
User avatar #192 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
ah right its funnier when you remember almost all of the characters are speaking with an Irish accent
User avatar #193 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
To me Skullduggery sounds like Colin Farrell, But being Irish I tend to read book like that anyway keeps everything Interesting
User avatar #194 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah its easy to forget accents when their in books
User avatar #195 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
Very much so
User avatar #198 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
the only problem i have with the books is that they class them as children's books so I have to loiter around the kids section of the book store when I want to buy a new one which looks creepy
User avatar #204 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
And if they made it into a movie Which I hope they do then the Age rating will be a bit low for a walking taking skeleton fucking people up with his revolver
User avatar #205 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
there is a lot of blood in those books remember how baron vengeous could make people explode by looking at them
User avatar #207 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
And all the Remnants making people Black veined and eyed
User avatar #208 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
for kids!
User avatar #972 - misfitsftw (11/13/2013) [-]
reply limit reached so im replying to your last comment here instead.
think of all the special effects theyd need for all the magic. theyd need a huge budget and frankly, id be rally worried about the chance of it getting a shitty director like eragon and percy jackson and cirque du freak
User avatar #211 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah but could never get into those and if they were made into movies I bet they would get fucked up
User avatar #209 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
On my list of books they should make movies, Skullduggery comes just above Artemis Fowl
#183 - wont spoil it for you then  [+] (19 new replies) 11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a... 0
User avatar #184 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
Enjoying it so far though
User avatar #186 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
only one left after it though
User avatar #187 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
Are we talking about Kingdom of the Wicked or Last stand of the Dead Men
User avatar #188 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
lsotdm
User avatar #189 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm about a fifth of the way through it because I'm just back from Holland
User avatar #190 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
shit goes down real fast
User avatar #191 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, Sult was just killed be the Children of the Spider
User avatar #192 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
ah right its funnier when you remember almost all of the characters are speaking with an Irish accent
User avatar #193 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
To me Skullduggery sounds like Colin Farrell, But being Irish I tend to read book like that anyway keeps everything Interesting
User avatar #194 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah its easy to forget accents when their in books
User avatar #195 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
Very much so
User avatar #198 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
the only problem i have with the books is that they class them as children's books so I have to loiter around the kids section of the book store when I want to buy a new one which looks creepy
User avatar #204 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
And if they made it into a movie Which I hope they do then the Age rating will be a bit low for a walking taking skeleton fucking people up with his revolver
User avatar #205 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
there is a lot of blood in those books remember how baron vengeous could make people explode by looking at them
User avatar #207 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
And all the Remnants making people Black veined and eyed
User avatar #208 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
for kids!
User avatar #972 - misfitsftw (11/13/2013) [-]
reply limit reached so im replying to your last comment here instead.
think of all the special effects theyd need for all the magic. theyd need a huge budget and frankly, id be rally worried about the chance of it getting a shitty director like eragon and percy jackson and cirque du freak
User avatar #211 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah but could never get into those and if they were made into movies I bet they would get fucked up
User avatar #209 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
On my list of books they should make movies, Skullduggery comes just above Artemis Fowl
#181 - boy a lot a characters got killed off in the last one  [+] (21 new replies) 11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a... +3
User avatar #182 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
Which I have been meaning to read, and only just got my hands on
User avatar #183 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
wont spoil it for you then
User avatar #184 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
Enjoying it so far though
User avatar #186 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
only one left after it though
User avatar #187 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
Are we talking about Kingdom of the Wicked or Last stand of the Dead Men
User avatar #188 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
lsotdm
User avatar #189 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm about a fifth of the way through it because I'm just back from Holland
User avatar #190 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
shit goes down real fast
User avatar #191 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, Sult was just killed be the Children of the Spider
User avatar #192 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
ah right its funnier when you remember almost all of the characters are speaking with an Irish accent
User avatar #193 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
To me Skullduggery sounds like Colin Farrell, But being Irish I tend to read book like that anyway keeps everything Interesting
User avatar #194 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah its easy to forget accents when their in books
User avatar #195 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
Very much so
User avatar #198 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
the only problem i have with the books is that they class them as children's books so I have to loiter around the kids section of the book store when I want to buy a new one which looks creepy
User avatar #204 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
And if they made it into a movie Which I hope they do then the Age rating will be a bit low for a walking taking skeleton fucking people up with his revolver
User avatar #205 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
there is a lot of blood in those books remember how baron vengeous could make people explode by looking at them
User avatar #207 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
And all the Remnants making people Black veined and eyed
User avatar #208 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
for kids!
User avatar #972 - misfitsftw (11/13/2013) [-]
reply limit reached so im replying to your last comment here instead.
think of all the special effects theyd need for all the magic. theyd need a huge budget and frankly, id be rally worried about the chance of it getting a shitty director like eragon and percy jackson and cirque du freak
User avatar #211 - longhjac (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah but could never get into those and if they were made into movies I bet they would get fucked up
User avatar #209 - kingarther (11/13/2013) [-]
On my list of books they should make movies, Skullduggery comes just above Artemis Fowl
#25 - I just go here and type in batman and just read whate… 10/22/2013 on Seven Man Of Steel Easter Eggs -1
#8 - I had to deal with something like this at work once 10/04/2013 on SHHHH, IT'S OVER -1
#4 - Sexy bee...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2013 on Halloween costumes comics +4
#5 - zakaizer (09/14/2013) [-]
Oooh, yes, that's what I like.
#26 - I hope he got his money back 08/27/2013 on Assassination gone wrong +1
#18 - He's not British he crawled out of the cracks of hell and that… 08/09/2013 on Where's my fucking tank? 0
#21 - who's the fifth one? I know about Hal, Kyle, Guy and ghetto la… 07/26/2013 on Bruce Wayne? -1
#101 - Yeah I remember catching a few episodes on cartoon network a w… 07/25/2013 on Batman 0
#12 - I thought the stars in Tamriel were holes into oblivion or som…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Silly Dovahkiin +3
User avatar #16 - Blargosnarf (07/23/2013) [-]
That's what the people of Tamriel currently believe. Could be the writers reflection on the fact that the whole story takes place around the dark ages therefore it's wrong but seems like a good idea at the time, or they could be right.
User avatar #59 - arrisarrad (07/23/2013) [-]
It's believed that the highly advanced Dwemer were on the cusp of uncovering an even deeper understanding of the universe when they disappeared. Either due to the acts of jealous Aedra/Daedra, or as a natural result of their intervention in the Earth Bones. So they either ascended to another plane of existence (highly possible given that they knew of others besides the three already known), were obliterated to protect the secrets of the Aedra/Daedra, or were destroyed by the natural effects of physically tampering with the laws of nature (earth bones). It's already sort of hinted that the pieces that make up Nirn were from other worlds with living beings on them, and various stories as well as the Psijic Old Way would lend credence to the theory that when beings die in Aurbis, they become spirits, and spirits can gain power from the worship of mortals, the most powerful becoming gods or daedra, although the distinction would be irrelevant. Since some of the Aedra were believed to have been mortals on Nirn before, it seems likely that a lot of the orthodoxy about the nature of the divine beings is dark ages hogwash. But the nature of the universe stuff comes from mages and Dwemer, so it seems like it may be accurate within story canon.
User avatar #55 - arrisarrad (07/23/2013) [-]
It's also considered actual canon. Aurbis, the universe, is like a large disk shape, with the extremities being merely called Aurbis. The next ring is Aetherius, then Oblivion, then Mundus, with Nirn at the center.
#17 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
that's the lore, for that universe it's fact. and to clarify, its mundus, not tamriel. tamriel is a continent on a planet called nirn which exists in the mortal plane of mundus. in mundus there are 9 planets if i remember right, the non-nirn planets being the physical bodies of the 8 original divines. the sun, as well as all the stars are portals to aetherius, which is where all magic comes from
User avatar #18 - Blargosnarf (07/23/2013) [-]
Okay, thanks for explaining shit I already know, and we're talking about the people of Tamriel, we never have any game experience/story experience about any other part of Nirn save for a few islands, so we weren't wrong, you corrected nothing, just to be a bit of a dick.
#6 - yeah but I work at a golf club 07/18/2013 on Naked time! 0
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