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No shit Sherlock!
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I wish I were as cool as a mother fucking cat. :(
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nobody gives 2 shits about cats, it's the kittens fj likes.
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User avatar #5 - SenatorGalpatine (03/08/2010) [-]
Rude, yes. Dominating, not really.

But neither is why I distrust the British. It's their accent. I find the British accent to be worse than Goofey's laugh in The Goofey Movie. It's worse than the worse kind of redneck drawl, since at least a redneck sounds tough and mean when he's drawling. It's like a cat is scrapping away at my exposed brain, and my brain is a chalkboard.

I immediately dislike someone if they have a British accent. I'm so sorry.
User avatar #12 - mediummatt (03/09/2010) [-]
Nice sweeping generalisation...

The accent varies dramatically from area to area, to the point where someone from the far north of Scotland can sound to be speaking a different language to someone from the darkest depths of London.
User avatar #14 - SenatorGalpatine (03/09/2010) [-]
Please read our conversations more thoroughly next time please.

I said "British" not "English".

I think that a Scotsman would take great offense to being called British personally, and I love their accent. Probably influenced some by Gimli.

I do not think you are really English, or you would not make such a crude mistake. I think you are a troll pretending to be English, looking for a fight. White, wealthy spoiled Americans do indeed have a odd tendency to declare something offensive when they have no reason at all to be offended. Rather, they are afraid that someone else may be offended, and immediately assume the reaction of said persons, but also assumes them incapable of coming to their own defense.

It's comparable to a girl standing up for a boy who's being picked on, and the boy will only get picked on more due to the fact that a girl is defending him. Let the boy fight his own fight, and the girl fight her's.

So, no. I did not generalize. I simply stated my opinion that I don't like the puffy British accents some Brits use. Makes me want to scrape the inside of their throats raw with my fingernails. Must be the lower-class-man in me rebelling against the aristocratic upper-class arrogants.

If you are indeed born of England, or specifically Britian, then I apologize. You sounded like an attention seeking, bleeding heart, trolling, pampered American to me. I too, am American, and you people sicken me and disgrace this country.
User avatar #20 - mediummatt (03/10/2010) [-]
I have to say well done. From what the main items you had posted, I thought your stuff was reading (particularly the hackers one) but your recent comments have proven you to have no knowledge of the world outside your borders so I'll just ignore you.
User avatar #16 - mediummatt (03/09/2010) [-]
No, not a troll.
A Scotsman may take offence at being referred to as English, just as an Englishman would do if described as Scottish.
England, Scotland, Wales & Northern Ireland form part of Britain, whether you like it or not.
User avatar #17 - mediummatt (03/09/2010) [-]
I am not American. I guess by the generalisation you refer to a denizen of the USA since I believe the catchall phrase of America includes 2 continents? FYI, I was born in Wakefield, West Yorkshire & have lived in the north of England all my life.
User avatar #18 - SenatorGalpatine (03/09/2010) [-]
I was under the impression that Scotland and Ireland weren't part of Britain, only pieces of them are.

Also, by "England" over here, we mean to say "England the continent". It encompasses all the bunches of countries crowded in around that area. The "England" you refer to is either the UK or Britain.

Therefore, when I say "Britain" I don't include the Scots, nor the Irish. That would be stupid. I might as well throw in the rest of England, and feel bad when some French dude gets upset because his accent is "nothing like ze filth that streams from British lips."

Yes, my preconceptions of British accent are generalized, and I realize that regions have different accents just like America does (although it's far more pronounced in America. Just about every state has it's own particular accent attributed to it, and often each state has several sub-accents that originate from big cities or old communities).

However, that is not to say that the nasally, uppity, "regal" accent of those who think their blood is worth more due to the fact that they have been inbreeding for centuries is something that is closely associated with Britain, and for the love of God I do not think of Scotland when I think of pampered asses. I love the Scottish and Irish accents, even if they're done to death by marketing and entertainment. They're unusual, but don't carry the weight of arrogance or undeserved self importance, rather the opposite. There is a very good reason that many evil villains in movies use some variant of a British accent.

And as for you not being American, it's very hard to tell due to your whining and mock indignity. That being said, you are very arrogant yourself, and assume too much from too little, so it's hard to tell. If you are from wales, this his how I would be forced to picture you. Bad teeth, a habit of interrupting yourself with sounds that sound like you're enjoying the word you're about to say, using broken English without the realization that evey linguists in your own country agrees that it's very fucked up, using words like "Bolly", naming things like fries chips and chips wisps and cookies bisquits and god knows what you call bisquits. Everything you say makes you all sound like faggots, or as you say"fairies". When I watch some movie that takes place in England, and it involves some young british kid with a huge mouth and too-big teeth being picked on by some other boys, the other boys sound like fucking women just because of the way they say it.

Now, I know several guys from Europe (who's accents are bearable), and we get along great despite the huge gap in our vocabularies (I call their vocabulary 'make-believe words') and despite their euphemisms that make my teeth grind. Purdue is a huge campus, and is one of the most diverse campuses in America, and this time I mean the continent as well, so I'm constantly surrounded by at least one representative from every country in the world, especially when I'm sitting in a large lecture hall. None of them have unbearable accents (with possible exception to the India reps) but when you run into a guy who looks normal then starts honking away in an English accent it's like being slapped with a brick. Japanese is pleasant, German's sound like they're mad, middle-easterners sound like they're making up sounds, and have an incurable build up of flem in their throat, as do people from India, Spaniards and Mexicans sound slow when talking in english, and sound alright when talking in spanish, Canadians sound like they're goofy, Africans (rare) sound like aborigines but in a cool, interesting way, Hawaiians sound awesome, italians sound like they all work for the mafia, french sound cool to, but they're also pretty damn arogant about it half the time (but french women sound like their making love to the air).

But British accents sound like retards. Every time, without exception, they sound like an idiot and are like listening to a duck after listening to a swallow. I was simply pointing this out, and thought it was obvious, but apparently the axiom "does a crazy person know if he's crazy?" applies to bad accents.

And for Your information, This is America. Not Mexico, Canada, Cuba, Argentina, Brazil, etc... We are the only country that calls ourselves America, and no-one over here argues with it. This might be because we are a very large piece of The North American continent, or it might be because of out countries name, U.S.A, or it might be simply because no other country is bad ass enough to give itself a nickname that is also a continent.



User avatar #19 - mediummatt (03/10/2010) [-]
All of Scotland is part of Britain but yes, only parts of Ireland are. England is a part of Britain, as are Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland. It's not a continent, it is islands which is part of the continent of Europe.
User avatar #21 - SenatorGalpatine (03/10/2010) [-]
My argument remains valid.
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#25 - anonymous (05/15/2009) [-]
Not to say the CCC is great either.
#24 - anonymous (05/15/2009) [-]
you would know how to spell it you redneck racist fuck.
User avatar #19 - Mr Texas (05/13/2009) [-]
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User avatar #14 - joshuacole (05/11/2009) [-]
dude you moron it Ku Klux Klan. thats where you get KKK not CCC.
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