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#317 - Comment deleted 02/26/2014 on Donation page +1
#53 - I have a few I switch between. Or I just make more. 02/21/2014 on Post your background guys 0
#52 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2014 on Post your background guys 0
#53 - lonelyking (02/21/2014) [-]
I have a few I switch between. Or I just make more.
#15 - wut  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on Someone will get it 0
User avatar #40 - shaftyface (02/06/2014) [-]
If you dont know of Monty Python I feel nothing but sympathy
#95 - Bowl of hot water, place spoon in said bowl, take spoon out, e… 01/24/2014 on Life Hack 0
#2 - You're not supposed to pump the brakes with ABS. You press firmly.  [+] (12 new replies) 11/13/2013 on (9) ABS ON and OFF -38
#30 - 4chan refugee (11/13/2013) [-]
firmly pump it with your foot
User avatar #3 - morelazors (11/13/2013) [-]
And guess what ABS does when you press firmly.

IT FUCKIN PUMPS THE BRAKES.
#38 - 4chan refugee (11/13/2013) [-]
yes, but if you have abs, it'll do it for you otherwise if you do it on top of it you'll fuck everything up you fucking shit driver
#37 - bitchletsgo (11/13/2013) [-]
It sounds like something a Dj would say,
like PUMP THE BRAKES!!
no? oh, ok then...
#11 - puffysmilexx (11/13/2013) [-]
YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
User avatar #9 - heraske (11/13/2013) [-]
No, it doesn't pump the brakes. It constantly sends data back and forth so the breaks are applied according to speed and grip. What ABS does is makes sure your wheels are never skidding, but instead rolling with traction.
User avatar #33 - kaitora (11/13/2013) [-]
You're thinking of ESC, kinda.

ABS ain't as high tech as you think.
#25 - 4chan refugee (11/13/2013) [-]
HAHAHA this idiot doesn't understand what really happens with ABS, it turns the brakes on and off quickly to simulate pumping brakes.
User avatar #39 - heraske (11/13/2013) [-]
" ABS brakes work by automatically actuating the brakes on and off during emergency stops. They are effective in helping drivers avoid accidents."

"ABS uses wheel speed sensors to determine if one or more wheels are trying to lock up during braking. If a wheel tries to lock up, a series of hydraulic valves limit or reduce the braking on that wheel. This prevents skidding and allows you to maintain steering control."

- www.mucda.mb.ca/aboutabs.htm

They actuate it on and off according to the speed and grip. They aren't going to apply 100% brake while speeding at 120 km/h. ABS stands for (Anti brake-lock System), which means it PREVENTS the vehicle from locking up the brakes. It doesn't lock the brakes then lets off, it slowly applies. I have a feeling you've never used them, unless I'm mistaken and you live in a country such as Canada. You can feel the difference between locking up the brakes and not locking them up. You'll feel more traction. There are intervals at which the brakes are applied, but it's not a on/off thing. There is more brake pressure applied during intervals of the data being transmitted from the computer from the wheel sensors.

#10 - firesky (11/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 - sketchE (11/13/2013) [-]
it just kicks them off. its better to know how to pump the brakes your self
#34 - therealsupanova (11/13/2013) [-]
haha no.
#8 - Picture 11/04/2013 on Asian Story +1
#84 - Black OPs 2 and Planetside 2 11/04/2013 on description 0
#10 - **** . NEED LINK TO THIS VIDEO.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2013 on There is a girl hiding... 0
User avatar #12 - studsper (08/20/2013) [-]
Stoya reading, on youtube, you've got all you need to find it .
#16 - http://www(dot) 05/13/2013 on some statistics -1
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