Okay, still retoast

yes I know and I'm sorry for that. I just wanted to share the funny with you all.

Gu Fuck Yourself?

It's in Ron Paul hater language so he can understand it

Dude, your still fapping? It's all about Flapping man, it's very simple to do, all you need is a bowl and a bucket, and water, and also a kettle, and ice cubes, also a towel to dry yourself off.

Anyway, boil the water in a kettle and fill the bowl with the ice. Once the kettle is boiled pour it into the bucket. This is the crazy part now, submerge as much as you can of your fapping hand and arm into the boiling water, and at the same time, tea-bag the ice in the bowl, resist the urge to pull your hand out, on your balls. Count to 30, then fap away my friend, I assure you, it is unpleasurable and pointless.

That is the first text-only comment to ever make me shit my pants laughing.

If you do it that way then you're my hero 0
also, i take my words back then

i mean the scene looks like it's from a porno

If this was from a pornmovie I would have seen it (It's the only thing you can do when you are in the friendzone :/)

misread it :p can happen

no problem bro

<------ you.

U not understand or you think I'm wrong?

misread it :p can happen

no problem bro

Here, have these boobs :)

thank you very much



zip *fap fap fap*