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#226 - Picture 6 hours ago on A good father 0
#42 - It's called an over exaggerated metaphor to show how asinine y… 6 hours ago on Prank on Cops Gone Wrong 0
#40 - I already agreed that how he went about the interaction was ov…  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on Prank on Cops Gone Wrong 0
#41 - kulamia (6 hours ago) [-]
Well I am going by what his actions were

"OF a small woman of zero threat to anyone"
"CAMERA! Are you a student!? Show me some ID."

BTW, where can he get an Assault Rifle? I would like to know because the only ones I can see on the internet are $10,000-$16,000 and require a tax stamp, ATF approval, and 9 month wait.

Unless you are another Lib just mouthing off about guns you have zero idea about. "assault weapons" maybe?
User avatar #42 - lolollo (6 hours ago) [-]
It's called an over exaggerated metaphor to show how asinine your plan of "make it seem like he was yelling, but then retract it so anyone who just glances over thinks he's yelling" was.

And the second a cop assumes anyone is one zero threat is the day he gets shot in the face by some stoner to get out of a parking ticket.
#38 - "Yes, I'm a student" "Then I need to see your s…  [+] (4 new replies) 6 hours ago on Prank on Cops Gone Wrong 0
#39 - kulamia (6 hours ago) [-]
But my problem is with the cop, not them being detained.

"You are of 0% interest to me, random student"
"Yeah I'm a student"
"Okay, well you are inhibiting my partner/fellow officer please stop"

"No I am not a student"
"I NEED YOUR IDENTIFICATION, YOU ARE A THREAT, YOU WILL BE ESCORTED OFF CAMPUS AND BE BANNED FROM THESE GROUNDS UNTIL YOU ARE ENROLLED HERE Was he shouting? No, but it is all the same. She is of no concern, until she admits she is not a student then suddenly she needs to be escorted
"Please officer! We didn't mean it! We'll go! PLEASE!"
"Okay fine, even though you are clearly not supposed to be here and I JUST said I will record your information and you are not allowed on this campus unless you are a student, I will allow you to WALK YOURSELF AWAY and just trust you to not come back- for some reason which has just struck me"

Cop is just an asshole.
User avatar #40 - lolollo (6 hours ago) [-]
I already agreed that how he went about the interaction was over the top, but what the interaction was about was completely understandable.

PS,
"Was he shouting? No, but it is all the same."

"I need to see your identification"
*pulls out assault riffle, starts killing people*
Was he puling out an assault rifle and killing people? No, but it is all the same...
HINT: The point is that it very clearly is NOT all the same...
#41 - kulamia (6 hours ago) [-]
Well I am going by what his actions were

"OF a small woman of zero threat to anyone"
"CAMERA! Are you a student!? Show me some ID."

BTW, where can he get an Assault Rifle? I would like to know because the only ones I can see on the internet are $10,000-$16,000 and require a tax stamp, ATF approval, and 9 month wait.

Unless you are another Lib just mouthing off about guns you have zero idea about. "assault weapons" maybe?
User avatar #42 - lolollo (6 hours ago) [-]
It's called an over exaggerated metaphor to show how asinine your plan of "make it seem like he was yelling, but then retract it so anyone who just glances over thinks he's yelling" was.

And the second a cop assumes anyone is one zero threat is the day he gets shot in the face by some stoner to get out of a parking ticket.
#224 - It would still depend on the law. I'm not trying to "get…  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on A good father 0
User avatar #225 - mydreams (6 hours ago) [-]
I wanna fap, do you
#226 - lolollo (6 hours ago) [-]
#9698303 - you don't need to. 7 hours ago on sfw random board 0
#36 - I keep rewatching the video, he's clearly making no mention of… 7 hours ago on Prank on Cops Gone Wrong 0
#35 - No, what they know is they've said they plan on attending. Th…  [+] (6 new replies) 7 hours ago on Prank on Cops Gone Wrong 0
#37 - kulamia (7 hours ago) [-]
And my previous comment still stands

"Yes I'm a student" "That's my friend, we are filming this for *bullshit thing*"
Officers will leave them alone, regardless of if that is the truth or not, the officers will take her word.

"No i'm going to be a future student" "No, you're trespassing, you have to leave
If they, as someone talking to a cop and maybe hitting on him, depending if he saw/heard his partner getting hit on and someone filming something pose ZERO threat to anyone, but when it is revealed that they are not students, then SUDDENLY the cop needs ID and wants them off school grounds Again, if he needed them off school grounds he would have at the very least escorted them, but allowing them to walk away from him shows he is just mad and wanting them to obey him .

This just shows the story of a cop who gets mad, orders someone to do something because of the law, and when it comes down it it SUDDENLY he will let them go after they pleeeeead to go. If they were doing anything honestly wrong to begin with he would have detained them, instead he is just one of those "GET THAT CAMERA OUTTA MY FACE! *SHOVE/other assault*" cops.
User avatar #38 - lolollo (6 hours ago) [-]
"Yes, I'm a student" "Then I need to see your student ID"

Also, yes, he DID detain them. What he did was detain them. He stopped them, told them they couldn't leave yet, and started investigating. That's being detained. That shit you see in TV shows where they're "pulled down to the station" is also being detained, but being stopped on the street is still being detained. Being pulled over for speeding is being detained. Being stopped at an accident is being detained. Being asked to stick around as a witness to an accident is not being detained.

What he did to those kids was detain them, for reasons that are controversial, but it still counts as being detained, and yes you can detain someone for trespassing.
#39 - kulamia (6 hours ago) [-]
But my problem is with the cop, not them being detained.

"You are of 0% interest to me, random student"
"Yeah I'm a student"
"Okay, well you are inhibiting my partner/fellow officer please stop"

"No I am not a student"
"I NEED YOUR IDENTIFICATION, YOU ARE A THREAT, YOU WILL BE ESCORTED OFF CAMPUS AND BE BANNED FROM THESE GROUNDS UNTIL YOU ARE ENROLLED HERE Was he shouting? No, but it is all the same. She is of no concern, until she admits she is not a student then suddenly she needs to be escorted
"Please officer! We didn't mean it! We'll go! PLEASE!"
"Okay fine, even though you are clearly not supposed to be here and I JUST said I will record your information and you are not allowed on this campus unless you are a student, I will allow you to WALK YOURSELF AWAY and just trust you to not come back- for some reason which has just struck me"

Cop is just an asshole.
User avatar #40 - lolollo (6 hours ago) [-]
I already agreed that how he went about the interaction was over the top, but what the interaction was about was completely understandable.

PS,
"Was he shouting? No, but it is all the same."

"I need to see your identification"
*pulls out assault riffle, starts killing people*
Was he puling out an assault rifle and killing people? No, but it is all the same...
HINT: The point is that it very clearly is NOT all the same...
#41 - kulamia (6 hours ago) [-]
Well I am going by what his actions were

"OF a small woman of zero threat to anyone"
"CAMERA! Are you a student!? Show me some ID."

BTW, where can he get an Assault Rifle? I would like to know because the only ones I can see on the internet are $10,000-$16,000 and require a tax stamp, ATF approval, and 9 month wait.

Unless you are another Lib just mouthing off about guns you have zero idea about. "assault weapons" maybe?
User avatar #42 - lolollo (6 hours ago) [-]
It's called an over exaggerated metaphor to show how asinine your plan of "make it seem like he was yelling, but then retract it so anyone who just glances over thinks he's yelling" was.

And the second a cop assumes anyone is one zero threat is the day he gets shot in the face by some stoner to get out of a parking ticket.
#82 - And you didn't figure out that I had very clearly figured that… 7 hours ago on too awesome -3
#221 - Well considering any situation I'd be in is a million times mo…  [+] (5 new replies) 7 hours ago on A good father 0
User avatar #223 - mydreams (7 hours ago) [-]
Don't have to go all lawyer on me just a question.
User avatar #222 - mydreams (7 hours ago) [-]
It's just random citizens not your mother or a killer
User avatar #224 - lolollo (6 hours ago) [-]
It would still depend on the law. I'm not trying to "get all lawyer" on you, these are legitimate concerns. We base our actions on specifics, not generics.
User avatar #225 - mydreams (6 hours ago) [-]
I wanna fap, do you
#226 - lolollo (6 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #38 - nuclearnacho (09/15/2014) [-]
I know you're probably tired as hell of this by now, but reading the comment thread from on whether or not that one post was racist raised some questions, one of which I'm very curious about.

If you were given a bowl of spaghetti, and the option to use either a fork or a pair of chopsticks, which would you pick?
User avatar #34 - tomahawkkit (09/14/2014) [-]
oh **** niger what are you doing
User avatar #35 to #34 - lolollo (09/14/2014) [-]
Referring to what?
User avatar #36 to #35 - tomahawkkit (09/14/2014) [-]
niger
User avatar #37 to #36 - lolollo (09/14/2014) [-]
I thought if I named a country after them, they'd be drawn to it...
User avatar #33 - icheatjews (04/20/2014) [-]
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These faggots must be stopped... Join the cause

Do it for the kids
User avatar #32 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Howdy.
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Hola
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Greetings.
User avatar #26 - thechosentroll (01/09/2014) [-]
Did my comment that you replied to just disappear?
User avatar #27 to #26 - lolollo (01/09/2014) [-]
The whole content disappeared.
User avatar #28 to #27 - thechosentroll (01/09/2014) [-]
GOD DAMN IT, FAGMIN!
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User avatar #23 - extooso (10/24/2013) [-]
casprizzle wehn you read this i want you to know that i love you <3 casprizzle
#22 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 to #19 - lolollo (11/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.

Honestly I don't have anything against girls being geeks...I just hate attention whores.

That and all of this **** about relationships is starting to sound whiny.
User avatar #21 to #20 - whitenerdy (11/23/2012) [-]
The phrase "Tits or gtfo" was originally used for situations like this, when a female used her dominance though her gender to make other people seek her attention.

And yeah, the comic where she promoted that it's hard for her to get boys when she was horny, or when she made a comic about how Europe have a low attention span and called it "European style!" that really rustled my jimmied beyond my normal infuriated level.
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#18 to #18 - anonymous (12/28/2011) [-]
AGREED, RESULTS.
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User avatar #14 to #14 - lolollo (12/19/2011) [-]
neat

Thank you.
User avatar #4 - Crownowa (12/17/2011) [-]
One positive thing of our conversation was finding a flaw in the system go figure. Just remember that sleep if for the weak ;)
User avatar #5 to #5 - lolollo (12/17/2011) [-]
God **** all. You may want to know you're getting asstons of red thumbs on the conversation we had last night.

Sometimes I hate this site.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
I just realized that if I got a **** load of thumbs down then they must have all thumbed you up! Congrats. It looks like we really amused people.
User avatar #8 to #8 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
I know, it's just that some comments I make to try and be funny...and some I don't. The conversation we had was the later. It's just now I feel like a douche because apparently I have a fanbase.
User avatar #9 to #9 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
Haha don't be. It's not like I come on this site to actually try and prove a point or to act myself or find friends to add on facebook. I treat it as a filtered version of 4chan. I've only recently started taking the approach I had with you to see how people react and it caused a ********* . I'll remember it for later when I find something amusing to comment on again.
User avatar #10 to #10 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
I feel less bad now, I'm in a discussion with (several) someone over how exactly females get friendzoned if the guys are the ones who initiate the "relationship" possibility and getting flack for it. Do you know? I wondering exactly how a girl gets friendzoned. Does she have to be the one to ask for the relationship? I can imagine the random comment made by the guy, but how often does that happen?
User avatar #11 to #11 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
No need to feel bad at all. It's like feeling bad for not being able to get 4chan to count to 10 :) Interesting. Usually it would be the person asking for a relationship who get friendzoned. Unless we say that someone's general comments friendzone someone else before there is even a chance of asking for a relationship. But if a man asks a woman for a relationship, if she says yes, then wouldn't they start dating? If they/he/she "just want to be friends" later then that's not friendzoning. There are times when someone asks another out but actually has no intention of dating (perhaps the person has been dared or has a bet or just wants to troll the other person) and then puts the person in the friendzone after the agreement of starting a relationship. I don't see that happening often though, usually the let-down is something much worse that friendzoning.
User avatar #12 to #12 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
Ok thank you. At least you didn't just repeat "she's ugly" like everyone did when I asked the general populous. I know this site has the average education of a sophomore, but even 8th graders learn the difference between "why" and "how".
User avatar #15 to #13 - Crownowa (12/21/2011) [-]
Ha well I find it easier to stop and be logical than to try and make **** up to get on people's nerves, especially when its such a clearcut question as that :) Oddly enough, I had a course about Modes of Reasoning that could have asked similar questions. You may enjoy that kind of course.
User avatar #16 to #16 - lolollo (12/21/2011) [-]
If one pops up here, I'll look into it.
User avatar #6 to #6 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
I saw that and I don't care. It's easy for me to get them back. I don't care about thumbs anymore, I just say whatever I want to say. Seems like I keep getting a following of people who hates my guts.
User avatar #3 - scrubs (08/19/2011) [-]
DR.Cox
User avatar #2 - badboywantsu (08/02/2011) [-]
feeding the tr olls keeps them alive and me entertained
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