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#4 - Celsius is so chemists can work with chemicals. Fahrenheit…  [+] (9 new replies) 12 hours ago on Temperature +7
#21 - Womens Study Major (2 hours ago) [-]
Kelvin is for scientists.

Celsius is for normal everyday use, and some scientific applications. It is excellent for everyday temperatures, -10 and below is frigid cold, -10 to 5 is cold, 5 to 15, is cool, 15 to 30 is warm, 30 to 40 is hot, 40 and over is god damn hot. Simple and straightforward.

Meanwhile, Fahrenheit is for half-evolved subhumans.
User avatar #7 - applesdontpee (8 hours ago) [-]
actually someone once pointed out to me it's like saying how hot it is out side on a scale from 1-10.

much respect after that
User avatar #13 - AMTZ (5 hours ago) [-]
So you're telling me Fahrenheit is basically a scale from 1-10?

Glad West Texas is regularly an 11 during the summer....
User avatar #6 - dieabolical (8 hours ago) [-]
I think you mean Kelvin is for chemists, otherwise certain equations would not work due to the possibility of a negative value.

User avatar #12 - ChewyConor (5 hours ago) [-]
Many formulae only require a change in temperature, not an absolute temperature. Celsius and Kelvin are identical in that scenario.
User avatar #15 - dieabolical (5 hours ago) [-]
Ah righto, I only did year 11 Chem and not too well at that. I was thinking along the lines of Charles' and Boyle's law.
User avatar #20 - masterjogi (3 hours ago) [-]
just use Formulae without absolute values or matched ones for °C
#5 - nottheoatmeal (8 hours ago) [-]
Only Americans use Fahrenheit, most of the world uses Celsius for science in general and human beings living da life.

Also, -40 °C = -40°F
#10 - toohntown (6 hours ago) [-]
well to be fair americans use celcius in any important science classes. Farenheit is useful for day to day use since it is a measure on how hot it feels.
#4 - How diabolical 13 hours ago on Dead Whale +4
#21 - Subtlety is best used on an individual/organization that's act… 14 hours ago on flowers 0
#39 - Hercuhleeze  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Fortuna +3
User avatar #41 - weirdoo (14 hours ago) [-]
Thanks man
#79 - Things were implied. Assumptions were made. Points wer… 15 hours ago on Old Lady coomp +2
#67 - THAT'S different. You made it sound like some random, semi-dr…  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Then it gets soaked 0
#68 - abesimpson (15 hours ago) [-]
It makes me cringe so much I thought I could leave it out of the story. Guess I can't.

On the brightside I met my ex-gf by learning from my mistake.
#76 - "Here's 7...Here's 2 quarters...Here's a dime...oh no, al…  [+] (2 new replies) 15 hours ago on Old Lady coomp 0
User avatar #78 - bemmo (15 hours ago) [-]
"'Your total is $7.98'
Takes forever to pay with exact change"
#79 - lolollo (15 hours ago) [-]
Things were implied.
Assumptions were made.
Points were missed.
Shit happens.
#65 - Nonononono...hold on, hold on, I have a handful of questions. …  [+] (3 new replies) 15 hours ago on Then it gets soaked 0
User avatar #66 - abesimpson (15 hours ago) [-]
The only encounter we had was in a club, she came up caressed my arm and said i was great playing the guitar (she heard me playing with some friends). It was my first year and I was kinda beta and didnt take the hint. The next night she crosses the friking buildiing in her pajamas at one Am saying she needs a charger and comes inside. She has plenty of friends to ask something as common as that.
User avatar #67 - lolollo (15 hours ago) [-]
THAT'S different. You made it sound like some random, semi-drunk chick randomly knocked on your door at 1 am. It's not the story on the phone charger you should be cringing at, it's the one before that where she caressed your arm. That shit was obvious.
#68 - abesimpson (15 hours ago) [-]
It makes me cringe so much I thought I could leave it out of the story. Guess I can't.

On the brightside I met my ex-gf by learning from my mistake.
#44 - Picture 11/21/2014 on Maybe hes born with it +1
#5 - You're focusing too much on the causal nature of emotional dea…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Now this hits hard... +3
#43 - Lunchboxman (11/21/2014) [-]
exactly, thanks for boiling that down. Men should feel comfortable about crying, feeling emotional, ect. or we will end up with heartless, broken people.
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User avatar #39 - thelizardqueen (10/14/2014) [-]
HAHAHAH now that i am your friend i have one for sure
User avatar #38 - nuclearnacho (09/15/2014) [-]
I know you're probably tired as hell of this by now, but reading the comment thread from on whether or not that one post was racist raised some questions, one of which I'm very curious about.

If you were given a bowl of spaghetti, and the option to use either a fork or a pair of chopsticks, which would you pick?
User avatar #34 - tomahawkkit (09/14/2014) [-]
oh **** niger what are you doing
User avatar #35 to #34 - lolollo (09/14/2014) [-]
Referring to what?
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User avatar #37 to #36 - lolollo (09/14/2014) [-]
I thought if I named a country after them, they'd be drawn to it...
User avatar #33 - icheatjews (04/20/2014) [-]

These faggots must be stopped... Join the cause

Do it for the kids
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User avatar #26 - thechosentroll (01/09/2014) [-]
Did my comment that you replied to just disappear?
User avatar #27 to #26 - lolollo (01/09/2014) [-]
The whole content disappeared.
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User avatar #23 - extooso (10/24/2013) [-]
casprizzle wehn you read this i want you to know that i love you <3 casprizzle
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User avatar #20 to #19 - lolollo (11/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.

Honestly I don't have anything against girls being geeks...I just hate attention whores.

That and all of this **** about relationships is starting to sound whiny.
User avatar #21 to #20 - whitenerdy ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
The phrase "Tits or gtfo" was originally used for situations like this, when a female used her dominance though her gender to make other people seek her attention.

And yeah, the comic where she promoted that it's hard for her to get boys when she was horny, or when she made a comic about how Europe have a low attention span and called it "European style!" that really rustled my jimmied beyond my normal infuriated level.
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User avatar #14 to #14 - lolollo (12/19/2011) [-]

Thank you.
User avatar #4 - Crownowa (12/17/2011) [-]
One positive thing of our conversation was finding a flaw in the system go figure. Just remember that sleep if for the weak ;)
User avatar #5 to #5 - lolollo (12/17/2011) [-]
God **** all. You may want to know you're getting asstons of red thumbs on the conversation we had last night.

Sometimes I hate this site.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
I just realized that if I got a **** load of thumbs down then they must have all thumbed you up! Congrats. It looks like we really amused people.
User avatar #8 to #8 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
I know, it's just that some comments I make to try and be funny...and some I don't. The conversation we had was the later. It's just now I feel like a douche because apparently I have a fanbase.
User avatar #9 to #9 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
Haha don't be. It's not like I come on this site to actually try and prove a point or to act myself or find friends to add on facebook. I treat it as a filtered version of 4chan. I've only recently started taking the approach I had with you to see how people react and it caused a ********* . I'll remember it for later when I find something amusing to comment on again.
User avatar #10 to #10 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
I feel less bad now, I'm in a discussion with (several) someone over how exactly females get friendzoned if the guys are the ones who initiate the "relationship" possibility and getting flack for it. Do you know? I wondering exactly how a girl gets friendzoned. Does she have to be the one to ask for the relationship? I can imagine the random comment made by the guy, but how often does that happen?
User avatar #11 to #11 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
No need to feel bad at all. It's like feeling bad for not being able to get 4chan to count to 10 :) Interesting. Usually it would be the person asking for a relationship who get friendzoned. Unless we say that someone's general comments friendzone someone else before there is even a chance of asking for a relationship. But if a man asks a woman for a relationship, if she says yes, then wouldn't they start dating? If they/he/she "just want to be friends" later then that's not friendzoning. There are times when someone asks another out but actually has no intention of dating (perhaps the person has been dared or has a bet or just wants to troll the other person) and then puts the person in the friendzone after the agreement of starting a relationship. I don't see that happening often though, usually the let-down is something much worse that friendzoning.
User avatar #12 to #12 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
Ok thank you. At least you didn't just repeat "she's ugly" like everyone did when I asked the general populous. I know this site has the average education of a sophomore, but even 8th graders learn the difference between "why" and "how".
User avatar #15 to #13 - Crownowa (12/21/2011) [-]
Ha well I find it easier to stop and be logical than to try and make **** up to get on people's nerves, especially when its such a clearcut question as that :) Oddly enough, I had a course about Modes of Reasoning that could have asked similar questions. You may enjoy that kind of course.
User avatar #16 to #16 - lolollo (12/21/2011) [-]
If one pops up here, I'll look into it.
User avatar #6 to #6 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
I saw that and I don't care. It's easy for me to get them back. I don't care about thumbs anymore, I just say whatever I want to say. Seems like I keep getting a following of people who hates my guts.
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User avatar #2 - badboywantsu (08/02/2011) [-]
feeding the tr olls keeps them alive and me entertained
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