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#139 - The anti-theft alarm that goes off whenever the security scann…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Crime Spree -2
#158 - Lainge (05/01/2015) [-]
Just wow.
User avatar #147 - ragingbrony (05/01/2015) [-]
Those anti-theft alarms scan for specific anti-theft locks, usually found on expensive electronics, or in the caps of Hard Alcoholic substances.

Besides...every barcode is the exact same on products that are the same. How would the scanner know if your exact copy of Pringles was the one that wasn't paid for, and not the person who's behind you with the exact same product?
#146 - funnyhat (05/01/2015) [-]
oh, and FYI, there is no such thing as "to sense a bar code that hasn't been scanned", bar codes can't be marked "scanned" and "not scanned", dumbfuck, all a barcode is is a piece of information about WHAT an item is and HOW MUCH does it cost, that's all. Stores would kill for something that can detect barcodes at a distance and know whether they were scanned or not. And you parents would kill to have known what a condom is when they were being kinky and made the incident, known as you.
#144 - funnyhat (05/01/2015) [-]
have you ever been to a store and, you know, paid attention to anything? I know it's hard, you being autistic and all, but let me lay down something most of us consider more basic than knowing fire is hot:

bar codes are a pain in the ass to scan, you have to hold them so fucking close to the scanning lens, they basically have to be touching it, not only that but the code must NOT be obstructed by ANYTHING. Hell, they even have to be absolutely fucking straight, ever notice a cashier try to scan the same code 5 times and fail? Well, maybe you didn;t since you were being too busy reminding yourself to exhale and inhale, but it happens quite often on products with bar codes on bags, so the notion that a lil bitch was holding a Pringles can and it got magically scanned or "senses" as you so well put it, coz I'm sure you think its magic, with your limited intellect, while being held, at a distance is like saying "lol remember this one time i walked on the Sun at night? It was pretty rad, right?"

0/10 learn to fucking not be a retard
#122 - Did you just somehow give a NEGATIVE amount of ***** ?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on I'd carry them in my ass +2
#140 - Michaelbl (04/23/2015) [-]
Possibly. I'll leave it up to public opinion.
#102 - OHH YEAH OH GAWD 04/20/2015 on a genuis is among us 0
#100 - **lolocaustic used "*roll picture*"** **lolocaustic rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on a genuis is among us -1
#102 - lolocaustic (04/20/2015) [-]

#59 - Damn, I used to have that same kind of lamp and I did the same… 04/12/2015 on What a time to be alive +1
#140 - At least he had seen an international release of some sort. Lu… 04/07/2015 on Mewtwo is back 0
#122 - A tiny Ridley would look weird. Plus, even though Bowser is ra…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Mewtwo is back -2
#123 - bluemagebrilly (04/07/2015) [-]
He was pretty small when he first appeared, I think, but I don't think it'd look that weird myself.

If they split his size in half from the model in SSB4, I think it'd be fine and he'd only be slightly bigger than Charizard or Bowser...

I really don't think him being smaller would look weird at all as long as it was correctly put together, like his wings weren't in his back or something.
#190 - moisture (04/07/2015) [-]
But the problem is: Ridley appeared in past Smash games, And he was fucking huge in those games. It would make no sense for him to suddenly become the Same size as Peach, when he was a huge boss before in Brawl.
Changing him to Even half the size he was, would just take away from his Menacing stature.
I wouldn't care if he was somehow put into the game, but the size thing would still bug me.
#215 - bluemagebrilly (04/07/2015) [-]
He was barely bigger than Samus in the Melee cutscene, and no one said anything about him being as big as Peach. Bigger than Bowser or Dedede would be simple and still keep his 'menacing' nature.

And really, if the size bugs you or anyone else, then you should really complain more about Bowser, Samus, Ganondorf... The people who all had size changes compared to the original forms. They didn't change too much from their Super Smash models, but it always seemed odd that Bowser was barely considered 'large', though they fix that a bit in SSB4 by making him stand up straight more, and Ganondorf doesn't tower over Link like he does in Twilight.

It's not like RIdley's size is set in stone even in the Super Smash world anyways. He's much larger, or at least feels much larger, in SSB4 than he was in Brawl's story mode. Plus he has way more attacks and annoyances now than he did in Brawl, though that's more so because of the location change I guess.
User avatar #224 - moisture (04/07/2015) [-]
Slightly bigger than Bowser or Dedede? Fair enough, but have you seen the Hacks that put Ridley into Brawl? They're ALL cheap as fuck, even if they are only slightly bigger than Bowser.
The size of his Tail, Snout, and Wings allows him to have tremendous reach, He's powerful because he's big, Some moves allow him to Fly at high speeds (dealing a ton of damage to whoever he hits), Every attack hits like a wrecking ball, it's like you're playing as a Boss.
He's the ultimate predator in the Metroid games, right? So why would you want that to change and bring him to Smash, only to have him be a variation of Charizard?. The problem is, he doesn't have anything to hold him back, unlike Ganondorf, Bowser, Dedede etc.

No matter what Nintendo did with him, he would be nothing but Disappointment. Which is why they made him a Boss on a Specific level which one specific person can control for a specific amount of time, anything else wouldn't live up to the legacy Ridley built for himself.

In the end, i guess i don't really care. Smash Bros defies continuity all the time because it's a mashup game. It really doesn't matter what size Ganondorf or Bowser is, as long as they're powerful. So it doesn't matter what size Ridley is, as long as he lives up to the Fans' expectations.
#227 - bluemagebrilly (04/07/2015) [-]
I'd imagine they'd balance him out. The only part I can see hard to balance would be his 'tail stab' power, though they could just make it have a slight cooldown or something after he uses it, similar to the brief pause after Zero Suit uses a grab.

"He doesn't have anything to hold him back, unlike Ganondorf, Bowser, Dedede ect..." What? All three of those were bosses in their respective games, and each one was scaled down and shifted into different variations of themselves for Smash... with the exception of Ganondorf who was cut up and put into a Captain Falcon mold, because Sakurai sucks. Why does Ridley get special treatment because he's a dragon?

I say ignore the mod, it'd be pretty dang simple to balance him out in an actual game setting, though probably not as easy in a mod. He wouldn't be a disappointment as long as he was made correctly, and the 'boss on a specific level' felt awful. He's just an annoyance and nothing more; it doesn't do anything for his legacy. He's just overpowered in that stage, two shotting anyone around 60% with his claw attacks. When the hell does he do that in his game? He's just a bad gimmick in that stage, and while the idea of defeating him is neat, the idea that he'd team up with someone because they punched him is awful, especially due to the advantage it gives.

I don't want him to live up to the fan's expectations, because there's a lot of them. I don't even care too much if he's in Smash as a character. I just want the excuses to end, especially from Sakurai. He's also kind of a jerk about it, teasing about stuff like how no one is up to scale, like Olimar, or the Nintendog thing... It was pretty rude.
#240 - moisture (04/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, you're right. You seem to have a very strong point on the Subject.

What was i even talking about? A mod that some dude made in his basement, and i was surprised it was OP?

"The ultimate predator in the Metroid games"? Yeah, so was Ganondorf in the Zelda games, but they made him a Capt. Falcon clone anyways and that doesn't bother me. And to be honest i wouldn't care if Ridley is a clone of Charizard as long as they mix it up a bit.

"Doesn't have anything to hold him back" God damn i'm retarded. Ganondorf didn't have anything to hold him back, he's like the ultimate evil in most Zelda games. So Nintendo could do the same sort of thing they did with him, Menacing and powerful, but his speed is severely lacking, so that he isn't OP.

"No matter what Nintendo did with him, he'd be nothing but Disappointment."? What drugs was i on? Nintendo could balance him out no problem.

In the end i still don't really care what characters make it in, or if they're a Clone or not. Because i just like Smashin' with my buddies, no matter what character i do it with.

And yeah, that Olimar/Nintendog thing was so cruel to fans of Ridley. Dick move, Sakurai.
#241 - bluemagebrilly (04/07/2015) [-]
It's okay, don't need to be hard on yourself. <(' '<)

I will say I don't want Ridley to be a Charizard clone if he is put in... We have enough already, and I can't say I can see Ridley shooting fire or using Charizard's annoying side-special.

The really annoying thing about Ganondorf being a clone is not only does it not fit his character all... but he doesn't have Dead Man's Volley, possibly the most notable move Ganondorf uses in his entire existence. It's the one where you hit an energy ball back and forth between each other, if you didn't know the name. It's pretty dang simple to think up a way to balance that too...

But yeah, ultimately you should just try to enjoy the game... especially with friends.

<(' '<) But screw single player mode. The dang 'Master Core' is overpowered. (>' ')>
#243 - moisture (04/07/2015) [-]
I did say him being a Capt. Falcon clone doesn't bother me, but now that i think about it... It REALLY bothers me.
They could have given him his Sword from Twilight Princess, they could have given him Dead Man's Volley like you said,
His final smash could have been a Transformation into Ganon from Ocarina of Time complete with the Trident/Stake things.
They could have made him Float like Peach as he does in OoT. Hell, they could have given him his Horse for pete's sake.
They could have done so much more than a Captain Falcon clone.

But i think Sakurai stated that Ganondorf was his favorite character, so he likely won't be changing anytime soon.

And Master Core can go fuck himself.
#244 - bluemagebrilly (04/07/2015) [-]
The Sakurai thing is correct. He said he liked Ganondorf as he was, so screw the fans, more or less.

They did the same thing with Toon Link in a way. Toon Link had a bunch of items they could give him, like the wind pot or the skull hammer, and he should be a better sword fighter than regular Link, though not as 'strong', because he had actual training from Orca. But they ignore that and just make him a clone.

I actually think Ganondorf's smash is fine, since it's the Twilight Princess version of Ganondorf, and the Trident Ganon has only been in the 2D games so far. I think he'd be a cool assist trophy though.

The Horse thing would be a bit weird in-game, although I think they should have given Lucina a spear and a horse instead of making her a clone of Marth, since she can use those in her game, I think.

Also another 'taunt' of Sakurai is how Ganondorf pulls his sword out in one of his taunts and one of his custom moves is a sword-stab, but it's just a reskinned Warlock Punch. It's pretty rude.

Anywho, nice talking to you. <(' '<)
#246 - moisture (04/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, i main Toon Link and he could definitely be better. The Project M Toon Link is closer to what he should be, but he still doesn't have any items from any of the Games he was in.

And i do like Ganondorf's smash, but it's a bit too simple in my opinion. When Brawl was coming out, i was hoping they would use the OoT Ganon Even though Ganondorf is wearing his TP attire. as a sort of Giga-Bowser type thing. It would be so fun to stomp on people and pummel them with Giant Swords. But i'm still content with the one we have.

Maybe they could do the Horse a bit like Wario's bike, but after you get hit a few times The Horse runs away for a period of time before you can use Him again.

Oh yes, A Horse and Spear moveset would have been much better for Lucina. The way she is now, she might as well be a Skin for Marth. Same thing with Edgy Pit.

And Sakurai seems to have turned into a Massive troll, so i expect nothing less from him.

But yeah, nice talking to you as well old chap.
#121 - Lucas' game never came out outside of Japan, either.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Mewtwo is back +1
User avatar #131 - chrisel (04/07/2015) [-]
And Ness was never released in Europe before 2013 but he was there since the first smash.
User avatar #140 - lolocaustic (04/07/2015) [-]
At least he had seen an international release of some sort. Lucas, just like Roy, stayed in Japan.
#56 - Played it in the cemetary my grandparents are buried in. Was h… 04/01/2015 on Google Maps Pacman +2
#191 - >Metro mentioned >Swell with fine literature and an … 02/23/2015 on VIdeo Game Facts Part 2 0

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User avatar #28 - bumsnacher **User deleted account** (11/30/2013) [-]
Who are you
User avatar #29 to #28 - lolocaustic ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
a remedy to the 0 friend problem

also a shota
User avatar #31 to #29 - shota (12/06/2013) [-]
Hey shota, I'm shota too.
User avatar #32 to #31 - lolocaustic ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
:o hello brother
User avatar #33 to #32 - shota (12/06/2013) [-]
So are you actually shota or am I just shota?
User avatar #34 to #33 - lolocaustic ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
************ i'm straight up shota
User avatar #35 to #34 - shota (12/06/2013) [-]
Heh, so how old are you?
User avatar #36 to #35 - lolocaustic ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
old enough to know you're a pedophile :o
User avatar #37 to #36 - shota (12/06/2013) [-]
Naaah, pffft, me? What gave it away?

I may be a pedophile but I'm not a rapist, so like, no worries brah.
Unless just the plain fact is enough to deter you, I've never DONE anything wrong in my life, don't plan to either.
User avatar #30 to #29 - bumsnacher **User deleted account** (11/30/2013) [-]
Can't argue with that
User avatar #23 - kangaroorat (11/29/2013) [-]
Ur a faget

Oh my goodness, I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous.
User avatar #24 to #23 - lolocaustic ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
Would a shoulder rub calm your nerves?
User avatar #25 to #24 - kangaroorat (11/29/2013) [-]
Are your hands worthy?
#26 to #25 - lolocaustic ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
i'm training to become a massage therapist
i'm training to become a massage therapist
User avatar #27 to #26 - kangaroorat (11/29/2013) [-]
Oh. Well then. C'mon over.
User avatar #17 - doritomonster (09/16/2012) [-]
Just wanted to drop by to say hello.
How are you, friend?
User avatar #18 to #17 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
i'm doing mighty fine, thanks for asking! and yourself?
User avatar #19 to #18 - doritomonster (09/16/2012) [-]
Absolutely, friend!

I'm great, thanks!
#2 - zegrizzly (07/30/2011) [-]
HOMESTUCK! 			****		 YEAH!
User avatar #3 to #4 - lolocaustic ONLINE (07/30/2011) [-]

By the way who's your favorite?
#4 to #5 - zegrizzly (07/30/2011) [-]
Sollux :D you got a problem with that? T _T
User avatar #5 to #6 - lolocaustic ONLINE (07/30/2011) [-]
User avatar #6 to #7 - zegrizzly (07/30/2011) [-]
any particular llort you like? :3 maybe even as a matesprit? :D
User avatar #7 to #8 - lolocaustic ONLINE (07/30/2011) [-]
Well, i take a particular liking to tavros and terezi. Neither as a matesprit, of course.
User avatar #8 to #9 - zegrizzly (07/30/2011) [-]
but tavros doesn't even have the guts to be a real llort... As for Terezi, no prob with her so far
User avatar #9 to #10 - lolocaustic ONLINE (07/30/2011) [-]
Meh. I just like tavros cause we're the most alike, and terezi because...

Oh, c'mon, how can you NOT love terezi?
User avatar #10 to #11 - zegrizzly (07/30/2011) [-]
I met her in a dream once... SHE DRANK ALL MY ROOTBEER!!!

User avatar #11 to #12 - lolocaustic ONLINE (07/30/2011) [-]
Hey, being blind makes you thirsty.


Well, probably, anyways.
User avatar #12 to #13 - zegrizzly (07/30/2011) [-]
>:c but it was MY rootbeer! MINE!!!

how about Vriska? Too frisky?
User avatar #13 to #14 - lolocaustic ONLINE (07/30/2011) [-]
Vriska is just a bitch. She killed tavros for no reason, ffs. Also, she's a ******* fairy. That's so lame.
User avatar #14 to #15 - zegrizzly (07/30/2011) [-]
Aye, true. Vriska just has some issues. Plus I do believe that Terezi killed her at one point.
User avatar #15 to #16 - lolocaustic ONLINE (07/30/2011) [-]
In a very recent one she stabs her with her canesword. T'was awesome.
#16 to #17 - zegrizzly (07/30/2011) [-]
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