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Date Signed Up:5/09/2011
Last Login:5/18/2013
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#2065 - You fucking perverted kid. 05/16/2013 on dragonzard's profile 0
#730 - Picture 05/11/2013 on lolmike's profile 0
#97 - Why is someone downvoting us  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2013 on So close.. 0
#99 - Voxker (05/08/2013) [-]
duno ill make it neutral again :O well for you
#155 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
not on my watch peasants!
#198 - Voxker (05/08/2013) [-]
says the starving north korean.
#92 - oh that's right. 3 was the only number ahead. sorry bout that  [+] (5 new replies) 05/08/2013 on So close.. -1
#94 - Voxker (05/08/2013) [-]
no harm done
User avatar #97 - lolmike (05/08/2013) [-]
Why is someone downvoting us
#99 - Voxker (05/08/2013) [-]
duno ill make it neutral again :O well for you
#155 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
not on my watch peasants!
#198 - Voxker (05/08/2013) [-]
says the starving north korean.
#85 - wouldnt it become much farther to the winning numbers?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/08/2013 on So close.. -1
#86 - Voxker (05/08/2013) [-]
he was 1 behind all the numbers, giving a 1up to his ticket would make him have the correct numbers .-.
User avatar #92 - lolmike (05/08/2013) [-]
oh that's right. 3 was the only number ahead. sorry bout that
#94 - Voxker (05/08/2013) [-]
no harm done
User avatar #97 - lolmike (05/08/2013) [-]
Why is someone downvoting us
#99 - Voxker (05/08/2013) [-]
duno ill make it neutral again :O well for you
#155 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
not on my watch peasants!
#198 - Voxker (05/08/2013) [-]
says the starving north korean.
#640 - fap 05/07/2013 on am i doing rite? 0
#728 - That kinda flatters me 05/05/2013 on lolmike's profile 0
#726 - yep  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2013 on lolmike's profile 0
User avatar #727 - jingleforth (05/05/2013) [-]
How come your fb profile pic ended up in my fap folder while I was on vacation
User avatar #728 - lolmike (05/05/2013) [-]
That kinda flatters me
#723 - fuck you then  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on lolmike's profile 0
User avatar #724 - jingleforth (05/05/2013) [-]
Balut tastes like ass

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#721 - Fuck you the juice is delicious  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2013 on lolmike's profile 0
User avatar #722 - jingleforth (05/05/2013) [-]
I just said I sipped it out.

Which means..

I drank it.

Fucking goofball
User avatar #723 - lolmike (05/05/2013) [-]
fuck you then
User avatar #724 - jingleforth (05/05/2013) [-]
Balut tastes like ass

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#725 - jingleforth (05/05/2013) [-]
Is ur name mike ermita
User avatar #726 to #725 - lolmike (05/05/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #727 to #726 - jingleforth (05/05/2013) [-]
How come your fb profile pic ended up in my fap folder while I was on vacation
User avatar #728 to #727 - lolmike (05/05/2013) [-]
That kinda flatters me
User avatar #710 - jingleforth (01/30/2013) [-]
Is Balut good?
User avatar #711 to #710 - lolmike (01/30/2013) [-]
uhuh
User avatar #712 to #711 - jingleforth (02/02/2013) [-]
Isn't it some sort of bird fetus? exactly how is it good?
User avatar #713 to #712 - lolmike (02/02/2013) [-]
its duck egg, and you dip it onto some salt or vinegar. the yolk is good, its solid and chewy. its the fetus that gets people disgusted
User avatar #714 to #713 - jingleforth (04/20/2013) [-]
Disgusting
User avatar #715 to #714 - lolmike (05/05/2013) [-]
you have to taste it before you say it's disgusting.
User avatar #716 to #715 - jingleforth (05/05/2013) [-]
I did try it in the time being, disgusting
User avatar #717 to #716 - lolmike (05/05/2013) [-]
O really? How did you eat it then?
User avatar #718 to #717 - jingleforth (05/05/2013) [-]
Ate it with a spoon
User avatar #719 to #718 - lolmike (05/05/2013) [-]
What did you do after cracking the shell open?
User avatar #720 to #719 - jingleforth (05/05/2013) [-]
I sipped the juices out, and then spooned it out
User avatar #721 to #720 - lolmike (05/05/2013) [-]
Fuck you the juice is delicious
User avatar #722 to #721 - jingleforth (05/05/2013) [-]
I just said I sipped it out.

Which means..

I drank it.

Fucking goofball
User avatar #723 to #722 - lolmike (05/05/2013) [-]
fuck you then
User avatar #724 to #723 - jingleforth (05/05/2013) [-]
Balut tastes like ass

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#708 - jingleforth (01/01/2013) [-]
tfw I can't keep friends
tfw I can't keep friends
User avatar #701 - jingleforth (12/23/2012) [-]
You've been gone quite a bit recently. EVERYTHING OK? :(
#702 to #701 - lolmike (12/23/2012) [-]
fuck yo sad face
User avatar #703 to #702 - jingleforth (12/23/2012) [-]
filipino garbage, fucking mud hut building nigger. >:(
User avatar #704 to #703 - lolmike (12/23/2012) [-]
I'm doing this for us.
User avatar #697 - jingleforth (12/04/2012) [-]
What does talikogenic mean?
User avatar #698 to #697 - lolmike (12/08/2012) [-]
idk why?
User avatar #699 to #698 - jingleforth (12/08/2012) [-]
Just wondering.
User avatar #693 - jingleforth (12/02/2012) [-]
Mud Monkeh
User avatar #694 to #693 - lolmike (12/02/2012) [-]
nigga
User avatar #695 to #694 - jingleforth (12/02/2012) [-]
Why have you been gone recently?
User avatar #696 to #695 - lolmike (12/02/2012) [-]
I was busy
User avatar #692 - jingleforth (11/29/2012) [-]
where you been
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User avatar #680 - jingleforth (11/17/2012) [-]
How does it feel knowing you're a nigger QUEEEEEEEEEEE
#681 to #680 - lolmike (11/17/2012) [-]
I pity all you under-educated, fat and sick Americans. So when has it come to your attention that suddenly, all Asians except the narrowed-eyed ones are niggers/African-Americans?
User avatar #682 to #681 - jingleforth (11/17/2012) [-]
Yes, whites are superior.
User avatar #683 to #682 - lolmike (11/17/2012) [-]
You're not superior to me. Fatass
User avatar #684 to #683 - jingleforth (11/17/2012) [-]
Sauteed Scallops in a nonstick pan
User avatar #685 to #684 - lolmike (11/17/2012) [-]
fuck u
User avatar #686 to #685 - jingleforth (11/17/2012) [-]
That's what I thought, mud hut boy
User avatar #687 to #686 - lolmike (11/17/2012) [-]
Fatty you want my last piece of steak?
User avatar #688 to #687 - jingleforth (11/17/2012) [-]
No thanks

BTW, do you have headphones/
User avatar #689 to #688 - lolmike (11/17/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #668 - jingleforth (11/15/2012) [-]
I have a championship ring, do you? fucking poor mud hut nigger
User avatar #669 to #668 - lolmike (11/15/2012) [-]
Championship for what? For having the most kills in a video game and sitting at home for the longest time, you fat rhino? I may not have a championship ring. But I did finish a 10 km. run for-a-cause in my town. Beat that fatty.
User avatar #670 to #669 - jingleforth (11/15/2012) [-]
Championship ring for baseball you jacknigger.

Plus, I've ran 8 miles (over 10km)
User avatar #671 to #670 - lolmike (11/15/2012) [-]
Fat bitch.
User avatar #672 to #671 - jingleforth (11/15/2012) [-]
Jealous of my fucking ring, poor assnugget
User avatar #673 to #672 - lolmike (11/15/2012) [-]
Ha. Ha. Pics or didn't happen. You really had to come up with a story like that to make you seem like you're not a fat dude, you are so defensive.
#674 to #673 - jingleforth (11/15/2012) [-]
I don't have a picture, but this is one similar the one I got.
User avatar #675 to #674 - lolmike (11/15/2012) [-]
That's what I thought, you don't have one. You're not just a fat bum, but a liar, too.
User avatar #676 to #675 - jingleforth (11/15/2012) [-]
Mud hut living inferior MONKEY >:(
User avatar #677 to #676 - lolmike (11/15/2012) [-]
Oh he mad its true isn't it?
User avatar #678 to #677 - jingleforth (11/15/2012) [-]
FUCK U
User avatar #645 - jingleforth (11/14/2012) [-]
fucking filipino nigger.
why don't you stop being a nigger and become apart of the beautiful white race
User avatar #646 to #645 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
fucking racist dumbfuck poor sonova bitch
User avatar #647 to #646 - jingleforth (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm rich you stupid mud hut making buttface
User avatar #648 to #647 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
No you're not, you poor rat bitch cunt bipolar potato, shit-munching cock-swinging ass-sniffing offspring of a whore.
User avatar #649 to #648 - jingleforth (11/14/2012) [-]
Olive skinned gorilla >:(((((((
User avatar #650 to #649 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
Pale white ghost cracka redneck J.R's barbecue sauce-sippin bitch.
User avatar #651 to #650 - jingleforth (11/14/2012) [-]
I BET YOU LIVE IN A MUD HUT FUCKING 3RD WORLD COUNTRY MOTHERFUCKER
User avatar #652 to #651 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
No bitch I live in a two storey house Im in the upper class of the society.
User avatar #653 to #652 - jingleforth (11/14/2012) [-]
Really? lol
I'm dirt fucking broke.

Hoping to become a millionaire in 10 years though
User avatar #654 to #653 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
thats what i thought you rat.
User avatar #655 to #654 - jingleforth (11/14/2012) [-]
You're a monkey and I'm a motherfucking beautiful White God
User avatar #656 to #655 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
No youre a white slave.
User avatar #658 to #656 - jingleforth (11/14/2012) [-]
White's are superior, prove me wrong
User avatar #659 to #658 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
I'll bitch slap you irl and make you my slave .
User avatar #660 to #659 - jingleforth (11/14/2012) [-]
PROVE ME WRONG
User avatar #661 to #660 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
I can give you the beating of your lifetime even if you're white you obese loser . you dont even lift
User avatar #662 to #661 - jingleforth (11/14/2012) [-]
I do lift, the only thing you lift is the corpse of your dead little siblings because you're a broke motherfucker
User avatar #663 to #662 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
I'll 1-2 punch you like Pacquiao and you won't even see me cause you'll be like a slow fat bitch who can't even see your own dick you tub of lard
User avatar #664 to #663 - jingleforth (11/14/2012) [-]
I'd mess up your face, but your mother did it for me.
User avatar #665 to #664 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
No you can't, cause i'll run around in circles and you can't even catch up cause youre a fat boy.
User avatar #666 to #665 - jingleforth (11/14/2012) [-]
You're stupid like your father
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User avatar #642 - jingleforth (11/09/2012) [-]
Puerto Rico might become the 51st state, seriously. lol
User avatar #644 to #643 - jingleforth (11/09/2012) [-]
Google it
User avatar #640 - jingleforth (11/08/2012) [-]
The philippines will become the 51st state.
User avatar #641 to #640 - lolmike (11/08/2012) [-]
why
User avatar #626 - jingleforth (11/03/2012) [-]
The Philippines invented the yo-yo as a weapon.
lol why
User avatar #627 to #626 - lolmike (11/03/2012) [-]
I dunno lol Do I look like a motherfuking historian to you?
User avatar #628 to #627 - jingleforth (11/03/2012) [-]
What does gigil mean?
User avatar #629 to #628 - lolmike (11/03/2012) [-]
Go on a trance or something. Or getting very mad. Where did you learn that?
User avatar #630 to #629 - jingleforth (11/03/2012) [-]
I heard it apparently means where you find something so cute you want to squeeze the fuck out of it
User avatar #631 to #630 - lolmike (11/03/2012) [-]
It could be that. It can be used when something is cute or when youre very mad. Where did you hear that?
User avatar #632 to #631 - jingleforth (11/03/2012) [-]
did-you-kno.tumblr.com

On page 1,200 or so. lol
User avatar #633 to #632 - lolmike (11/03/2012) [-]
How did you even reach 1,200?
#634 to #633 - jingleforth (11/03/2012) [-]
Lonely nights, bro.
User avatar #635 to #634 - lolmike (11/03/2012) [-]
I see that shopped part.
User avatar #636 to #635 - jingleforth (11/03/2012) [-]
Yes, I drew on it with the crayon stencil in MS paint.
User avatar #637 to #636 - lolmike (11/03/2012) [-]
What was it?
User avatar #638 to #637 - jingleforth (11/03/2012) [-]
My friend's facebook page.
If you found out who she is, you'd laugh at me.
User avatar #639 to #638 - lolmike (11/03/2012) [-]
No I will not, I love you bro
User avatar #620 - jingleforth (11/02/2012) [-]
Lolmike, are you poor?
Do you eat roadkill 4 dinrar?
User avatar #621 to #620 - lolmike (11/02/2012) [-]
yes i eat soil
User avatar #623 to #621 - jingleforth (11/02/2012) [-]
If America and PHILLIPINES FOUGHT. AMERICA WOULD NUKE U ALL LOL
fuck yeah
User avatar #624 to #623 - lolmike (11/02/2012) [-]
yes lol cause america is bis lol
User avatar #625 to #624 - jingleforth (11/02/2012) [-]
America is best country (Not.)

I'd much rather be Swedish
User avatar #599 - jingleforth (11/01/2012) [-]
do you live in a village or something?
User avatar #600 to #599 - lolmike (11/01/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #601 to #600 - jingleforth (11/01/2012) [-]
lolwat.

What's it like there?
User avatar #602 to #601 - lolmike (11/01/2012) [-]
Just like an average American village, like what you see in TV's.
User avatar #603 to #602 - jingleforth (11/01/2012) [-]
I have never seen a village in the U.S
User avatar #604 to #603 - lolmike (11/01/2012) [-]
Like a village in Desperate Housewives? Yeah just like that.
User avatar #605 to #604 - jingleforth (11/01/2012) [-]
We have towns, and cities. Never even heard of villages here.
User avatar #606 to #605 - lolmike (11/01/2012) [-]
I don't know dude, look it up.
User avatar #607 to #606 - jingleforth (11/01/2012) [-]
Do you live in a shack?
User avatar #608 to #607 - lolmike (11/01/2012) [-]
What is a shack?
User avatar #609 to #608 - jingleforth (11/01/2012) [-]
A small house that is usually is shitty shape.

Google it.
User avatar #610 to #609 - lolmike (11/01/2012) [-]
No I do not. Look man, if you think all Filipinos are poor, well, we're not. I'm just in the middle class part of society. Next year my father will retire from his 30 year job at Hyundai (he is the vice president of a particular branch) and will buy me my first car which is an Accent. I have rich friends who live in a small mansion though.
User avatar #611 to #610 - jingleforth (11/01/2012) [-]
Lol, I'm broke as fuck.
About 3 years ago, saw a nigga go and assault another nigga.

SUCKS BRO. DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE BEING LOW CLASS NIGGA?
User avatar #612 to #611 - lolmike (11/01/2012) [-]
Yes I'm a nigga in my former life. I killed myself for poisoning my family with Racumin.
User avatar #613 to #612 - jingleforth (11/01/2012) [-]
Hm.

The U.S is fucking harsh when you're in low class. It's different than living in a tribal village in Africa. It's literally like "YOU'RE IN AMERIC! WHERE EVERYBODY CAN MAKE IT BIG" I think about the shit I want to do, but can't.

If you're living in a mud hut starving, you know you're fucked.
But in the U.S, you THINK you're not fucked and you think you can maybe turn your life around, but nah. False hopes
User avatar #614 to #613 - lolmike (11/01/2012) [-]
Do you partake in the consumption and/or distribution of Cannabis?
User avatar #615 to #614 - jingleforth (11/01/2012) [-]
No, it's illegal here. And I'm not interested in getting jail time for a retarded plant.
User avatar #616 to #615 - lolmike (11/01/2012) [-]
Why do you consider it as a retarded plant?
User avatar #617 to #616 - jingleforth (11/01/2012) [-]
It's overhyped as fuck. People think you turn into some sort of genius, which isn't true.

If it was legal, I'd probably smoke it. But not every day, probably not even every week.
User avatar #618 to #617 - lolmike (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah you're right. But I would like to try one though.
User avatar #619 to #618 - jingleforth (11/01/2012) [-]
The only reason I'd smoke it like once a month, is because it can benefit health.

But otherwise, it's retarded, and I hate almost all stoners.
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