yep

How come your fb profile pic ended up in my fap folder while I was on vacation

That kinda flatters me

uhuh

Isn't it some sort of bird fetus? exactly how is it good?

its duck egg, and you dip it onto some salt or vinegar. the yolk is good, its solid and chewy. its the fetus that gets people disgusted

Disgusting

you have to taste it before you say it's disgusting.

I did try it in the time being, disgusting

O really? How did you eat it then?

Ate it with a spoon

What did you do after cracking the shell open?

I sipped the juices out, and then spooned it out

Fuck you the juice is delicious

I just said I sipped it out.

Which means..

I drank it.

Fucking goofball

fuck you then

Balut tastes like ass

Daily reminder

fuck yo sad face

filipino garbage, fucking mud hut building nigger. >:(

I'm doing this for us.

idk why?

Just wondering.

k

nigga

Why have you been gone recently?

I was busy

I pity all you under-educated, fat and sick Americans. So when has it come to your attention that suddenly, all Asians except the narrowed-eyed ones are niggers/African-Americans?

Yes, whites are superior.

You're not superior to me. Fatass

Sauteed Scallops in a nonstick pan

fuck u

That's what I thought, mud hut boy

Fatty you want my last piece of steak?

No thanks

BTW, do you have headphones/

yes

Championship for what? For having the most kills in a video game and sitting at home for the longest time, you fat rhino? I may not have a championship ring. But I did finish a 10 km. run for-a-cause in my town. Beat that fatty.

Championship ring for baseball you jacknigger.

Plus, I've ran 8 miles (over 10km)

Fat bitch.

Jealous of my fucking ring, poor assnugget

Ha. Ha. Pics or didn't happen. You really had to come up with a story like that to make you seem like you're not a fat dude, you are so defensive.

I don't have a picture, but this is one similar the one I got.

That's what I thought, you don't have one. You're not just a fat bum, but a liar, too.

Mud hut living inferior MONKEY >:(

Oh he mad its true isn't it?

FUCK U

fucking racist dumbfuck poor sonova bitch

I'm rich you stupid mud hut making buttface

No you're not, you poor rat bitch cunt bipolar potato, shit-munching cock-swinging ass-sniffing offspring of a whore.

Olive skinned gorilla >:(((((((

Pale white ghost cracka redneck J.R's barbecue sauce-sippin bitch.

I BET YOU LIVE IN A MUD HUT FUCKING 3RD WORLD COUNTRY MOTHERFUCKER

No bitch I live in a two storey house Im in the upper class of the society.

Really? lol
I'm dirt fucking broke.

Hoping to become a millionaire in 10 years though

thats what i thought you rat.

You're a monkey and I'm a motherfucking beautiful White God

No youre a white slave.

White's are superior, prove me wrong

I'll bitch slap you irl and make you my slave .

PROVE ME WRONG

I can give you the beating of your lifetime even if you're white you obese loser . you dont even lift

I do lift, the only thing you lift is the corpse of your dead little siblings because you're a broke motherfucker

I'll 1-2 punch you like Pacquiao and you won't even see me cause you'll be like a slow fat bitch who can't even see your own dick you tub of lard

I'd mess up your face, but your mother did it for me.

No you can't, cause i'll run around in circles and you can't even catch up cause youre a fat boy.

You're stupid like your father

k

Google it

why

I dunno lol Do I look like a motherfuking historian to you?

What does gigil mean?

Go on a trance or something. Or getting very mad. Where did you learn that?

I heard it apparently means where you find something so cute you want to squeeze the fuck out of it

It could be that. It can be used when something is cute or when youre very mad. Where did you hear that?

did-you-kno.tumblr.com

On page 1,200 or so. lol

How did you even reach 1,200?

Lonely nights, bro.

I see that shopped part.

Yes, I drew on it with the crayon stencil in MS paint.

What was it?

My friend's facebook page.
If you found out who she is, you'd laugh at me.

No I will not, I love you bro

yes i eat soil

If America and PHILLIPINES FOUGHT. AMERICA WOULD NUKE U ALL LOL
fuck yeah

yes lol cause america is bis lol

America is best country (Not.)

I'd much rather be Swedish

Yes.

lolwat.

What's it like there?

Just like an average American village, like what you see in TV's.

I have never seen a village in the U.S

Like a village in Desperate Housewives? Yeah just like that.

We have towns, and cities. Never even heard of villages here.

I don't know dude, look it up.

Do you live in a shack?

What is a shack?

A small house that is usually is shitty shape.

Google it.

No I do not. Look man, if you think all Filipinos are poor, well, we're not. I'm just in the middle class part of society. Next year my father will retire from his 30 year job at Hyundai (he is the vice president of a particular branch) and will buy me my first car which is an Accent. I have rich friends who live in a small mansion though.

Lol, I'm broke as fuck.
About 3 years ago, saw a nigga go and assault another nigga.

SUCKS BRO. DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE BEING LOW CLASS NIGGA?

Yes I'm a nigga in my former life. I killed myself for poisoning my family with Racumin.

Hm.

The U.S is fucking harsh when you're in low class. It's different than living in a tribal village in Africa. It's literally like "YOU'RE IN AMERIC! WHERE EVERYBODY CAN MAKE IT BIG" I think about the shit I want to do, but can't.

If you're living in a mud hut starving, you know you're fucked.
But in the U.S, you THINK you're not fucked and you think you can maybe turn your life around, but nah. False hopes

Do you partake in the consumption and/or distribution of Cannabis?

No, it's illegal here. And I'm not interested in getting jail time for a retarded plant.

Why do you consider it as a retarded plant?

It's overhyped as fuck. People think you turn into some sort of genius, which isn't true.

If it was legal, I'd probably smoke it. But not every day, probably not even every week.

Yeah you're right. But I would like to try one though.