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Video Games Played: DotA, Half-life 2
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Date Signed Up:5/09/2011
Last Login:6/16/2013
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#488 - And you're okay with that?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on Muricà +1
#546 - clockworkhearts (06/08/2013) [-]
Who cares where the content is from, as long as it's funny. I thought this was agreed upon a long time ago.
#469 - Fj is turning into Tumblr  [+] (8 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Muricà +3
#474 - clockworkhearts (06/07/2013) [-]
#488 - lolmike (06/07/2013) [-]
And you're okay with that?
#546 - clockworkhearts (06/08/2013) [-]
Who cares where the content is from, as long as it's funny. I thought this was agreed upon a long time ago.
#480 - N. Korean citizen (06/07/2013) [-]
And it annoys those of us who avoid tumblr because we are not teenage girls.
#486 - clockworkhearts (06/07/2013) [-]
>implying tumblr is specifically for teenage girls
#493 - mikemont (06/07/2013) [-]
>implying it's not specifically for teenage girls
User avatar #545 - clockworkhearts (06/08/2013) [-]
It's user demographic varies. There are plenty of male users, and plenty of adult users of all genders as well. It's definitely not just for teenage girls, just like it isn't just for photography or batshit insane fandoms.
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#739 - pls dont 06/05/2013 on lolmike's profile 0
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#106 - Op is not even trying anymore. 05/29/2013 on Works in most places 0
#736 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2013 on lolmike's profile 0
#737 - jingleforth (05/29/2013) [-]
#734 - wtf bro  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2013 on lolmike's profile 0
#735 - jingleforth (05/29/2013) [-]
A B C , Its easy as
1 2 3, as simple as
do re mi, A B C, 1 2 3
#736 - lolmike (05/29/2013) [-]
#737 - jingleforth (05/29/2013) [-]
#732 - Thanks I needed that pic of me 05/29/2013 on lolmike's profile 0
#2065 - You fucking perverted kid. 05/16/2013 on dragonzard's profile 0
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User avatar #738 - jingleforth ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
ill fucking disable ur pm box, bro

don test me.

p.s the game
User avatar #739 to #738 - lolmike (06/05/2013) [-]
pls dont
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#734 to #733 - lolmike (05/29/2013) [-]
wtf bro
#735 to #734 - jingleforth ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
A B C , Its easy as
1 2 3, as simple as
do re mi, A B C, 1 2 3
#737 to #736 - jingleforth ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #732 to #731 - lolmike (05/29/2013) [-]
Thanks I needed that pic of me
#729 - jingleforth ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
#725 - jingleforth ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Is ur name mike ermita
User avatar #726 to #725 - lolmike (05/05/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #727 to #726 - jingleforth ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
How come your fb profile pic ended up in my fap folder while I was on vacation
User avatar #728 to #727 - lolmike (05/05/2013) [-]
That kinda flatters me
User avatar #710 - jingleforth ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Is Balut good?
User avatar #711 to #710 - lolmike (01/30/2013) [-]
uhuh
User avatar #712 to #711 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Isn't it some sort of bird fetus? exactly how is it good?
User avatar #713 to #712 - lolmike (02/02/2013) [-]
its duck egg, and you dip it onto some salt or vinegar. the yolk is good, its solid and chewy. its the fetus that gets people disgusted
User avatar #714 to #713 - jingleforth ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Disgusting
User avatar #715 to #714 - lolmike (05/05/2013) [-]
you have to taste it before you say it's disgusting.
User avatar #716 to #715 - jingleforth ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
I did try it in the time being, disgusting
User avatar #717 to #716 - lolmike (05/05/2013) [-]
O really? How did you eat it then?
User avatar #718 to #717 - jingleforth ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Ate it with a spoon
User avatar #719 to #718 - lolmike (05/05/2013) [-]
What did you do after cracking the shell open?
User avatar #720 to #719 - jingleforth ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
I sipped the juices out, and then spooned it out
User avatar #721 to #720 - lolmike (05/05/2013) [-]
Fuck you the juice is delicious
User avatar #722 to #721 - jingleforth ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
I just said I sipped it out.

Which means..

I drank it.

Fucking goofball
User avatar #723 to #722 - lolmike (05/05/2013) [-]
fuck you then
User avatar #724 to #723 - jingleforth ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Balut tastes like ass

Daily reminder
#708 - jingleforth ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
tfw I can't keep friends
tfw I can't keep friends
#705 - jingleforth ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #701 - jingleforth ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
You've been gone quite a bit recently. EVERYTHING OK? :(
#702 to #701 - lolmike (12/23/2012) [-]
fuck yo sad face
User avatar #703 to #702 - jingleforth ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
filipino garbage, fucking mud hut building nigger. >:(
User avatar #704 to #703 - lolmike (12/23/2012) [-]
I'm doing this for us.
User avatar #697 - jingleforth ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
What does talikogenic mean?
User avatar #698 to #697 - lolmike (12/08/2012) [-]
idk why?
User avatar #699 to #698 - jingleforth ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Just wondering.
User avatar #693 - jingleforth ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
Mud Monkeh
User avatar #694 to #693 - lolmike (12/02/2012) [-]
nigga
User avatar #695 to #694 - jingleforth ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
Why have you been gone recently?
User avatar #696 to #695 - lolmike (12/02/2012) [-]
I was busy
User avatar #692 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
where you been
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User avatar #680 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
How does it feel knowing you're a nigger QUEEEEEEEEEEE
#681 to #680 - lolmike (11/17/2012) [-]
I pity all you under-educated, fat and sick Americans. So when has it come to your attention that suddenly, all Asians except the narrowed-eyed ones are niggers/African-Americans?
User avatar #682 to #681 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Yes, whites are superior.
User avatar #683 to #682 - lolmike (11/17/2012) [-]
You're not superior to me. Fatass
User avatar #684 to #683 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Sauteed Scallops in a nonstick pan
User avatar #685 to #684 - lolmike (11/17/2012) [-]
fuck u
User avatar #686 to #685 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
That's what I thought, mud hut boy
User avatar #687 to #686 - lolmike (11/17/2012) [-]
Fatty you want my last piece of steak?
User avatar #688 to #687 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
No thanks

BTW, do you have headphones/
User avatar #689 to #688 - lolmike (11/17/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #668 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
I have a championship ring, do you? fucking poor mud hut nigger
User avatar #669 to #668 - lolmike (11/15/2012) [-]
Championship for what? For having the most kills in a video game and sitting at home for the longest time, you fat rhino? I may not have a championship ring. But I did finish a 10 km. run for-a-cause in my town. Beat that fatty.
User avatar #670 to #669 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
Championship ring for baseball you jacknigger.

Plus, I've ran 8 miles (over 10km)
User avatar #671 to #670 - lolmike (11/15/2012) [-]
Fat bitch.
User avatar #672 to #671 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
Jealous of my fucking ring, poor assnugget
User avatar #673 to #672 - lolmike (11/15/2012) [-]
Ha. Ha. Pics or didn't happen. You really had to come up with a story like that to make you seem like you're not a fat dude, you are so defensive.
#674 to #673 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
I don't have a picture, but this is one similar the one I got.
User avatar #675 to #674 - lolmike (11/15/2012) [-]
That's what I thought, you don't have one. You're not just a fat bum, but a liar, too.
User avatar #676 to #675 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
Mud hut living inferior MONKEY >:(
User avatar #677 to #676 - lolmike (11/15/2012) [-]
Oh he mad its true isn't it?
User avatar #678 to #677 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
FUCK U
User avatar #645 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
fucking filipino nigger.
why don't you stop being a nigger and become apart of the beautiful white race
User avatar #646 to #645 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
fucking racist dumbfuck poor sonova bitch
User avatar #647 to #646 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm rich you stupid mud hut making buttface
User avatar #648 to #647 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
No you're not, you poor rat bitch cunt bipolar potato, shit-munching cock-swinging ass-sniffing offspring of a whore.
User avatar #649 to #648 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
Olive skinned gorilla >:(((((((
User avatar #650 to #649 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
Pale white ghost cracka redneck J.R's barbecue sauce-sippin bitch.
User avatar #651 to #650 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
I BET YOU LIVE IN A MUD HUT FUCKING 3RD WORLD COUNTRY MOTHERFUCKER
User avatar #652 to #651 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
No bitch I live in a two storey house Im in the upper class of the society.
User avatar #653 to #652 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
Really? lol
I'm dirt fucking broke.

Hoping to become a millionaire in 10 years though
User avatar #654 to #653 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
thats what i thought you rat.
User avatar #655 to #654 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
You're a monkey and I'm a motherfucking beautiful White God
User avatar #656 to #655 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
No youre a white slave.
User avatar #658 to #656 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
White's are superior, prove me wrong
User avatar #659 to #658 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
I'll bitch slap you irl and make you my slave .
User avatar #660 to #659 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
PROVE ME WRONG
User avatar #661 to #660 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
I can give you the beating of your lifetime even if you're white you obese loser . you dont even lift
User avatar #662 to #661 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
I do lift, the only thing you lift is the corpse of your dead little siblings because you're a broke motherfucker
User avatar #663 to #662 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
I'll 1-2 punch you like Pacquiao and you won't even see me cause you'll be like a slow fat bitch who can't even see your own dick you tub of lard
User avatar #664 to #663 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
I'd mess up your face, but your mother did it for me.
User avatar #665 to #664 - lolmike (11/14/2012) [-]
No you can't, cause i'll run around in circles and you can't even catch up cause youre a fat boy.
User avatar #666 to #665 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
You're stupid like your father
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User avatar #642 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
Puerto Rico might become the 51st state, seriously. lol
User avatar #644 to #643 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
Google it
User avatar #640 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
The philippines will become the 51st state.
User avatar #641 to #640 - lolmike (11/08/2012) [-]
why
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