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lollane

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/18/2011
Last Login:12/02/2016
Location:dallas
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Comment Thumbs: 5062 total,  6109 ,  1047
Content Level Progress: 13% (13/100)
Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 5% (5/100)
Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:41560
Times Content Favorited:175 times
Total Comments Made:1416
FJ Points:7514
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#82 - This is now a car thread  [+] (1 reply) 08/16/2016 on R.I.P the worlds coolest NB... 0
#95 - quikskeet (08/16/2016) [-]
#45 - and so it begins 07/04/2014 on WTG Mom +27
#30 - >mangos 07/04/2014 on Not Jelly B-baka! +6
#32 - forgot to ******* login  [+] (6 replies) 07/04/2014 on WTG Mom +9
#40 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about, I typed that. Asshole.
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#76 - popnotes (07/04/2014) [-]
I BROKE THE DAM!
#74 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
No, I did!
#48 - ldnelson (07/04/2014) [-]
Everyone else can sit down
#46 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
who are you people
#45 - lollane (07/04/2014) [-]
and so it begins
#221 - >i see it in its full glory, finished and ready to eat …  [+] (6 replies) 06/27/2014 on secret about your job +137
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#627 - oubliette (06/28/2014) [-]
">round and thick like something that is round and thick "

+1 at that point for me
#690 - kantieno (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm glad others found that funny as well, out of all the things, it keeps making me laugh
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#233 - ladyfantabulous (06/27/2014) [-]
You get one thumb for the story, one for the word 'poopetrator'
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#310 - thatonesouthernkid (06/27/2014) [-]
I liked how he said, "round and thick, like something round and thick". If that isn't the best simile I've ever seen, then i don't know what is.
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#375 - ladyfantabulous (06/27/2014) [-]
Haha yeah, how did I not notice that? XD
#415 - fcrocker (06/28/2014) [-]
Please don't 'XD'
Not here. Not anywhere.
#220 - Okay *******, story time. I work at a restaurant that is prett…  [+] (7 replies) 06/27/2014 on secret about your job +104
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#221 - lollane (06/27/2014) [-]
>i see it in its full glory, finished and ready to eat
>round and thick like something that is round and thick
>dripping like a faucet
>mybodyisready.jpg
>I take a bite, and the burrito covers my mouth with its love
>most delicious burrito I have ever had
>get half way through, stomach is doing flips
>shitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg
>manage to stomach the whole thing
>go back to work like nothing happened
>an hour later, I feel it in my loins, the beast fights for freedom
>usain bolt it to the bathroom
>before I can even sit down it erupts like a cajun volcano
>asshole is spewing fire, can physically feel my asshole sweating
>onlythedeadcanknowpeace.jpg
>try to flush after the brown monsoon has ended, fucking handle breaks
>shitshitshitshit
>leave bathroom immediately and wipe sweat from face
>tell my boss about the bathroom and blame it on the ham planet who went in before me who had already left
>believes me
>makes a co-worker clean it
>MFW I was poopetrator all along
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#627 - oubliette (06/28/2014) [-]
">round and thick like something that is round and thick "

+1 at that point for me
#690 - kantieno (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm glad others found that funny as well, out of all the things, it keeps making me laugh
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#233 - ladyfantabulous (06/27/2014) [-]
You get one thumb for the story, one for the word 'poopetrator'
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#310 - thatonesouthernkid (06/27/2014) [-]
I liked how he said, "round and thick, like something round and thick". If that isn't the best simile I've ever seen, then i don't know what is.
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#375 - ladyfantabulous (06/27/2014) [-]
Haha yeah, how did I not notice that? XD
#415 - fcrocker (06/28/2014) [-]
Please don't 'XD'
Not here. Not anywhere.