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#120 - I came here for porn. You delayed my fap for 4 and half minute… 08/20/2014 on when you hit deep youtube +1
#72 - I believe prioritizing to do a task when it is easiest is the … 07/31/2014 on Never gonna be mature 0
#36 - Let me tell you a short story about pain. MRW I caugh…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Worth the read +10
#67 - kladkake (04/20/2014) [-]
heres a short story of testicular pain for ya
>few months ago
>sitting like im doing right now
>gotta scratch mah baaaalllls
>scratch em!
>suddenly pain
>go strait to bathroom and look for whats wrong
>find a big pimple on my nuts
>tentatively poke it
>consider leaving it but think its best to take care of it as soon as possible
>pop it and suddenly my crotch looks like a murder scene... oh and MFW
>tissues and bandainds to the rescue
>had to walk like a cowboy for a day or two
#41 - playerdous (04/20/2014) [-]
If you're gonna use scissors down there play it safe.
But seriously for 25 bucks you can get a decent electric trimmer that will last your whole life.
#7 - That's taking being an asshole to a whole new level. And here … 04/18/2014 on The Fuck -4
#135 - If it were a popular opinion why would there be so many wasted… 04/13/2014 on Witness a bald eagle in flight 0
#120 - If Yoko is a sexualized fantasy girl aimed at pleasing heteros… 04/13/2014 on Witness a bald eagle in flight 0
#103 - Depression is like trying to get somewhere but going in circle… 04/13/2014 on Someone had to say it 0
#77 - Picture 04/13/2014 on Witness a bald eagle in flight +38
#21 - Some GOOD costumes take years. In shape takes 6 month…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Witness a bald eagle in flight +16
#75 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
Can you please show me a costume that would take more than 1 year to make if you worked on it for 1 hour per day.
#77 - lolelephant (04/13/2014) [-]
#6 - And here we see a prime example of how roads are formed by the… 04/07/2014 on Good luck driving here +14
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