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Basically. Though most of the fighting is done in the fantasy world, where they show off all their fancy military stuff against an enemy still using medieval swords and armor. It's pretty overkill most of the time, but there are some interesting moments.
Also they predicted Trump would be president of the US.
To be fair, the japs did have loli of eternal vengeance with em. But yeah everything was pretty one sided to a silly-ish point
Oh yeah, the original comic the JSDF used the fantasy world bulllshit to eventually take over Earth, that was what the author planned. They kill US SPECIAL FORCES because the guys FORGOT TO BRING NIGHT VISION GOGGLES.
Never mind the fact that JSDF equipment and training is almost entirely supplied by the US, why the fuck would SPECIAL FORCES not bring necessary equipment?
>. They kill US SPECIAL FORCES because the guys FORGOT TO BRING NIGHT VISION GOGGLES.
Why would they do that though? Are there some of the soldiers that were still mad about the Nukes or something? Why would kill your closest allies past soldiers? I mean if they're trying to take over the world I understand but why try and take it over in the first place?
hello there Akechi, guess you didn't take the "trust nobody, not even yourself" meme seriously enough huh?
Supposedly the US was interfering illegally in their attempts to go into the fantasy world portal or some shit. It's been awhile since I tortured myself enough to read or watch it, but I remember it was intensely fucking stupid.
>Supposedly the US was interfering illegally in their attempts to go into the fantasy world portal or some shit.
But wait, why would they just straight up try and fight them then? Why wouldn't they try and sit down with them and figure this out? Also why would the US just try and fuck around with one of their allies like that? That makes no sense at all. You would think it would be like with the US Western Europe with some Asian countries on one side against maybe some force that China and Russia put together.
Also how in the Fuck can the japanese possibly even stand a chance to the US Army? Is Japan a Superpower in this? How in the fuck did the US lose to the Japanese? How in the fuck could the JSDF POSSIBLY stand a chance against the US and Russian forces?
, I dunno, maybe the anime version of the scene was easy to misinterpret if you didn't already know what was going to happen, but everyone seems to completely not understand what happened in that scene.
So I've actually seen some of gate, specifically that scene, and it goes something like this.
Japan brings over some people from the other world for diplomatic purposes. Russia, China and America all decide that their giant erections for the possible resources in fantasy land are just too strong, and diplomacy is simply not an option, so they decide to try to kidnap some of them. In what can only be described as the coincidence of the decade they all plan their operation for the same night somehow. Then the JSDF Special Forces manage to take out both spetsnaz and what I can only assume is a CIA strike team or SFOD-D with little to no effort.
And yes, someone did forget their night vision gogs.
Its also worth noting that the three countries fucking with Japan the most just happen to have been in some kind of war with them in the last 100 years.
TL/DR the whole show is basically built around jacking off the JSDF's micro-penis.
They don't take them out though. They, through an ambush (the US troops weren't expecting any resistance), managed to kill like 1 or 2 of the guys, and after that Spetznaz and the US troops fought each other.
Shit you right.
The way it plays out though I doubt it would have mattered. If I remember right there were a couple of scenes where they're like "They look down on us but we're omega level bad-asses now, even though our combined field experience is exactly zero, in the face of two countries with the biggest intelligence networks in the world."
And why the fuck would they expect no resistance? That was another thing that bothered me. If there is anybody who is intimately familiar with what Japan is capable of military it would be the U.S.
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Judging by how they started to use CG on the titans, i'm assuming everything will just start looking worse and become 3D models like every other anime these days in order to ship it out faster.
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