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lolcandyman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
Last Login:5/22/2015
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Comment Ranking:#12586
Highest Content Rank:#2517
Highest Comment Rank:#435
Content Thumbs: 4426 total,  5087 ,  661
Comment Thumbs: 4668 total,  5555 ,  887
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Level 143 Content: Faptastic → Level 144 Content: Faptastic
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Content Views:132603
Times Content Favorited:77 times
Total Comments Made:1088
FJ Points:3619
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latest user's comments

#32 - Picture 06/13/2014 on Too adorable/deadly... 0
#247 - Thanks for the Beta Testing it for us Console Fags  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2014 on GTA V on PC +13
User avatar #260 - cycloneclone (06/11/2014) [-]
implying it wont still have a shitload of bugs when it releases on pc
User avatar #265 - biscuitsunited (06/11/2014) [-]
>Implying we won't patch that within a week
User avatar #266 - cycloneclone (06/11/2014) [-]
topkek
#82 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2014 on dildodude needs your help +3
#91 - fukyu Comment deleted by lolcandyman
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#124 - >780 >Not a 780 Ti >Calling others Scrubs …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Dark Magic 0
#131 - GeneralLeeInsane (06/05/2014) [-]
That's not some simple 780, shitcunt.
It's a fuckmothering 780 Dual Classified.
I've had it longer than the 780Ti cumdumpster has even existed.
I can play Skyrim in qualities that would make every console, console developer, and console gamer cry.
They may say it'll only run at 1046 MHz, but I have seen it auto-clock itself to 1150 MHz.
It generates more heat than the atomic bombs dropped on the japs during WWII.
And without it, your precious fucking 780Ti wouldn't exist.
So shut your whore mouth cuntbucket.
#182 - annonymousjoe (06/06/2014) [-]
Cool, Team AMD checking in. I run an R9 280X that I was using for mineing. mine only clocks at 1050 or something like that auto
#26 - Picture 06/02/2014 on And I thought my mother was... +29
#28 - Comment deleted 06/02/2014 on amazing football 1 -2
#1681 - **lolcandyman rolled image ** 06/02/2014 on Admin is going to ban you 0
#19 - I don't even care that this is a Repost, I just wanna know how…  [+] (40 new replies) 06/02/2014 on pot dealers 0
User avatar #22 - mrfartypants (06/02/2014) [-]
**mrfartypants rolls 40**
User avatar #30 - ebperik (06/02/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 53**
User avatar #45 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 95**
User avatar #62 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 30**
User avatar #89 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 7,334** =====REPLY LIMIT REACHED=====
Yeah, nah, no. Methane isn't... Nah
#92 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 1,485**
Casual, what is life without a little CH4 on the side?
User avatar #93 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 4,304** Life, I'd assume?
#97 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 8,283**
No, it is torture
User avatar #63 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 00**
User avatar #64 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #65 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 276** Do you accept the challenge?
#66 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 423**
Punk ass niggah
User avatar #68 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 2,005** y u stahp
#70 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 0,739**
I'm busy, doing... stuff
User avatar #72 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 6,677** What stuff?
#74 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 7,515**
You know,... stuff
User avatar #76 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 8,051** Why so many bananas?
#80 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 3,443**
Because I go apeshit for bananas
User avatar #81 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 8,994** Did I mention you have some VERY weird reply images?
#82 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 0,982**
You think my reaction images are weird?
User avatar #83 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 8,814** ye
#84 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 1,745**
Well I never... #rood
User avatar #96 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 1,020** One more for good measure
User avatar #85 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 7,251** It was a compliment... Except for that one, it's disturbing
#88 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 1,064**
>implying you don't occasionally enjoy some methane gas
User avatar #73 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
DUB DUB.
User avatar #67 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 939** so the battle begun, bitch.
#69 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 390**
Grease up your loins, the battle has begun
User avatar #71 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 720** Heads up mufuka, these loins are like a slug. Slippery as dicks
#75 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 842**
This has gone down a slippery slope
User avatar #77 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 238** Dude it's so slippery you'd be like "Whoa, it's relatively slippery."
User avatar #78 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 150**
Whoa, it's relatively slippery.
User avatar #79 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 749** Damn right
#86 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 706**
You greased up that much already? I'm just getting started
User avatar #87 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 426** I lathered my entire body in bacon fat, come get me you man-beast.
Loving these entirely separate conversations on the same thread
#90 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 747**
Too late, I already came
I'm enjoying it too. We must go deeper! So what is your favorite color?
User avatar #95 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 226** >Implying my mind is remotely healthy.
this is my last roll until further notice, goodnight. Don't let the vending machines get you, they're more active around this time of year...
User avatar #98 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 406**
Foolish assumption, I know. After all we're on FJ
[spoiler] You're leaving me alone to face the vending machines? [/spoiler]

Goodnight, sleep tight
User avatar #91 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 102** My favorite color is sleep because it's 4 in the morning
#94 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 136**
What are you doing man?! Sleep is essential to a healthy mind
#65 - Picture 06/02/2014 on 'Murica +2
#96 - >HFW 06/02/2014 on troll star +7
#85 - Comment deleted 06/01/2014 on Racism: Bringing People... +1
#85 - >Using Meme's outside the Internet >Using Meme's at all 06/01/2014 on Just uni things +15
#63 - Picture 05/31/2014 on Seems tempting +2
#77 - Picture 05/31/2014 on Orgasms +8
#31 - >God's FW being asked about Third World Countries 05/31/2014 on Where is your god now? +29
#73 - Picture 05/31/2014 on Pokemon trainer 0
#47 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Team Fortress 2 +10
#65 - ugoboom (05/31/2014) [-]
now I want him to come back
#65 - Picture 05/31/2014 on Cool way to play? +1
#14 - Picture 05/31/2014 on This Probably Didn't Happen +1
#15 - Picture 05/31/2014 on (untitled) +5
#99 - >Godzilla >Hero  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Fat heroes -1
User avatar #108 - thunderkrux (05/31/2014) [-]
>Joker
>Hero
#105 - alucaard (05/31/2014) [-]
GODZILLA IS A FUCKING HERO OKAY HE'LL SAVE US ALL NOT JUST JAPAN AND THEN YOU'LL BE WRONG YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!! ALL GLORY TO THE MIGHTY GODZILLA
#28 - Daily Remind to not buy this Piece of ****  [+] (22 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Photobombing simulator 2014 -14
User avatar #78 - huffe (05/31/2014) [-]
only reason i don't want the game is because of the stupid concept. if anything, this just makes me want to get it to screw around and have a few laughs
#76 - gisuar (05/31/2014) [-]
in this video it looks like it isn't worth the money and as if nothing in games has changed since gta san andreas except for graphics. for a game being released 2014 it really looks like shit
User avatar #74 - mattmuch (05/31/2014) [-]
Everyone thumbing this down are people who pre-ordered and have to pretend what they spent money on was worth it.
User avatar #108 - mattmuch (06/01/2014) [-]
Chenn you're an idiot.
User avatar #110 - chenn (06/01/2014) [-]
Why, exactly? Because I decided not to start an argument after I posted a comment and took it back? You're the idiot here and I won't waste my time with you anymore. As I said, I don't want to start anything with an idiot like you.
User avatar #111 - mattmuch (06/01/2014) [-]
You're right, you're clearly the bigger man here.
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User avatar #73 - samthediv (05/31/2014) [-]
I completed it yesterday. Its objectively mediocre but still a good play
User avatar #42 - herecomesjohnny (05/31/2014) [-]
it's actually really fun and those things are cherry picking at its finest.
User avatar #41 - katothepotato (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over hacking into people's phone conversations.
User avatar #39 - BerwindTwentyFour (05/31/2014) [-]
Well, in reply to the video, the lighting is fairly realistic for the most part. The AI is better than most games. Draw distance is pretty great.
Yeah, there are a few problems with it aside from performance issues and actor/object fade; not to mention "why are the cops teaming up with the gangs?"
But those are extremely easy to look past.
Whoever made the video went into the game thinking it'll be a pile of shit. If that's what you're looking for in a game, that's what you'll get.

Why don't you watch/read from a real reviewer that wasn't payed off Not saying whoever made the video was payed off and will give their honest opinion of the game. TotalBiscuit is a fairly good example. He doesn't even care much for shooters, but he'll give them a fair unbaised review.
User avatar #96 - thatoneiranianguy (05/31/2014) [-]
Sorry but the reality is, is Watch Dogs didn't live up to its next-gen title.

The AI is shit. The Driving is shit. The hacking is clearly just a shit gimmick. It's a mediocre game with buggy gameplay filled with a cliched story line. The graphics are mediocre in comparison to the fucking E3 showing in 2012. Severely lacking. Oh but right, graphics don't make a game...ok w/e.

Fact is it's hardly a next gen title, it's mediocre at best. I'm glad I didn't get hyped over it, Also, totalbiscuit did do his WTF is video on it, and it was clear he was disappointed.

Watch Dogs VS GTA IV или халтура Ubisoft GG Ubisoft
#81 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
TotalBiscuit is cancer.
#62 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
The only reason people are giving such a shit about these small things, is because of the fact that the game was hyped the fuck out. I had the idea that it was going to be one of the best games yet because of the hype that I've succumbed to.
Now I'm not cutting the game down myself. I'm just saying... If you're going to boast about stuff, don't get mad when people make sure that your stuff is worth boasting about.
I can guarantee you that people wouldn't be complaining nearly as much had it not been supremely hyped.
User avatar #50 - fuzzyballs (05/31/2014) [-]
realistic? good AI? they forget they saw a crouched guy running past them immediately after you reach cover
they don't hear you, even if you come from the side, you hack EVERYTHING, blowing half the stuff up

realistic my ass
#72 - trickroller (05/31/2014) [-]
Nigga, if I buy a game about being a l33t m4ster Hax0r you best believe I want to hack every security guard, telephone box, phone - hell for 60 quid I want to being able to hack the fucking rocks!
User avatar #97 - fuzzyballs (05/31/2014) [-]
look, I'm not saying it's a bad game, I'm saying they made it too easy, there's no challenge
I don't enjoy games I can just skim through
#70 - sinconn (05/31/2014) [-]
Can someone sound more of a faggot than you, is that even possible?
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User avatar #37 - mamaluweegee (05/31/2014) [-]
I watched the video up and thought, "whoop-dee fucking doo. graphics are bad, only one save slot, blah blah blah, etc. etc." I had to stop once I saw that they put "no cheat codes" as a bad thing. Really?
User avatar #35 - voltkills (05/31/2014) [-]
daily reminder the shut the fuck up and enjoy gameplay and story rather then caring about only graphics and physics.
User avatar #34 - Mintberrycrunsh (05/31/2014) [-]
Srsly the ine from the video doesnt get the game, and niether do you if you agree with him...
#3094 - **lolcandyman rolled image ** 05/31/2014 on This is what will turn you gay 0
#78 - Picture 05/31/2014 on sorta best of both; funny... 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Interview +20
User avatar #29 - herculespower (05/31/2014) [-]
everybody give me thumbs *roll dubs* I love ponies
I love BOTDF...repost this for dying children, ignore if youre ugly
#25 - regsagc (05/31/2014) [-]
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#23 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 37** 'me kcehC

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User avatar #6 - gnomechild (01/01/2015) [-]
Anything I can help you with?
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User avatar #4 - gugek ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
Hey, i hope you have a great morning and a fantastic day today!
User avatar #3 - budbrown (03/17/2012) [-]
stop posting the same gif over and over...?
#1 - johnbing (02/06/2012) [-]
How's it going? I'm Ray's brother, John Bingo
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