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#15 - Question: Why doesn't his face regenerate? I've never read any…  [+] (27 new replies) 11/04/2014 on halloween is over +4
User avatar #43 - guitarassassin (11/04/2014) [-]
Basically, he had cancer before he was given a healing factor. The healing factor sent the cancer on overdrive. His look varies from artist to artist, but, for the most part, his face looks like someone threw up a pizza on his face.
User avatar #42 - froggen (11/04/2014) [-]
Well, the way i see it, with the experiments they made on him to give him that healing factor, he got cancer, skin cancer i think, can't remember.
The cancer is constantly killing him, and he is constantly healing back.
Deadpool whitout cancer would be a dude generating too much flesh and skin to the point whre his body would ''explode'' under the weight, then he'd heal back, and repeat the cycle
User avatar #46 - StinkyCheese (11/04/2014) [-]
The experiments didn't give him the cancer, he already had it. That's why he was having the experiments done in the first place. The cancer isn't constantly killing him, his regenerative powers is fighting the cancer constantly.

Binge read the comics not that long ago.
User avatar #52 - froggen (11/04/2014) [-]
Looks like i've got it all wrong then. time to re-read the comics
User avatar #38 - heartlessrobot (11/04/2014) [-]
Because, his face looked like that before he got the healing, so it will always heal back to that.
User avatar #47 - StinkyCheese (11/04/2014) [-]
His face didn't look like that before he got the healing factor.
The healing factor supercharged his cancer, resulting in massive scar tissue all over his body.
User avatar #34 - jordanish (11/04/2014) [-]
It depends: in some versions he got the healing factor when he had been tortured so he heals to that fucked up point, in some he has skin cancer and in others he just heals wrong and yet can never die
#30 - corrioth (11/04/2014) [-]
Thought you were uchihalover for a second there
User avatar #16 - schneidend (11/04/2014) [-]
He actually regenerates too well, which gave him a form of cancer.
#77 - anonymous (11/07/2014) [-]
Wait wait, i thought it was that he "had" cancer upon entering the weapon X project, which gave him regenerative abilities to counteract the cancer. so the cancer continually deteriorates his flesh, which continually regenerates. At least that's how they explained it when he fought off the skrull in the big comic book volume i got. The skrull tried to take him and use his DNA to create an entire army of Deadpool Skrulls after he convinced them he was "superior", but supposedly the regenerative abilities had no cancer to keep it in check, and that resulted in the new skrull army deforming from overgrowth and excessive regeneration. I might be wrong, but that's how the comic i read explained it o.O
User avatar #18 - broswagonist (11/04/2014) [-]
He actually had cancer before getting the healing factor. Since cancer is uncontrolled cell growth the healing factor actually boosts it, and he's a more or less of mass of tumours that can't really kill him.
User avatar #21 - schneidend (11/04/2014) [-]
Are you sure? As I understand, he was perfectly normal, albeit already a skilled fighter/soldier/mercenary, prior to getting his powers.
User avatar #23 - broswagonist (11/04/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure he had cancer before getting the healing factor in Weapon X, but that's the only thing I'm 100% sure of. As to why he still has cancer and wounds all over his body after, that's only my understanding of it.
User avatar #48 - StinkyCheese (11/04/2014) [-]
His healing factor supercharged his cancer and caused massive amounts of scar tissue to form all over his body. Along with lots of tumours.
User avatar #25 - schneidend (11/04/2014) [-]
Hm. Weird. I'm not surprised we're confused, though. Wilson started out not only as a parody of Deathstroke, but he was created in the fucking 90s era of bullshit gritty characters by Rob "What the Hell is Anatomy?" Liefeld. I'm surprised his character managed to survive that clusterfuck of bad ideas and get rewritten into the awesome, sometimes-hilarious character he is now.
User avatar #27 - darkoblivion (11/04/2014) [-]
He definitely had cancer before he got his powers in the versions i'm familiar with, he was offer a the weapon x program as a chance to cure him in an experiment. And while the experiment succeeded his cancer remained and hs new healing factor kept him alive. Then comes rthe speculation into what actually drove him insane before he became the deadpool we all know.
User avatar #69 - iamkagji (11/04/2014) [-]
It's the cancer in his brain
User avatar #57 - StinkyCheese (11/04/2014) [-]
I read that his healing factor causes his insanity. Something to do with the way the brain cells heal or something. Also, he's been a tiny bit insane since childhood, as well.
User avatar #49 - evilpapagali (11/04/2014) [-]
I summon thee Comicexplain . I consider you an authority in this subject, so would you mind answering that question?
User avatar #54 - comicexplain (11/04/2014) [-]
Darkoblivion seems to have gotten it pat! It's been implied that without the cancer, he'll likely explode, because the Healing Factor is keyed in to counter it!
User avatar #71 - evilpapagali (11/05/2014) [-]
Thanks man! I appreciate your work. And thanks to darkoblivion too.
User avatar #72 - comicexplain (11/05/2014) [-]
Cheers! Just glad to help!
#19 - broswagonist (11/04/2014) [-]
Wow, what happened to my grammar?
User avatar #17 - imofcnotharveydent (11/04/2014) [-]
I though he got acid in his face and then some kind of regenerating superpower
User avatar #20 - schneidend (11/04/2014) [-]
Nay. His body is literally covered in tumors from regenerating too efficiently and thus generating new cells he doesn't need. At the same time, his regenerative abilities kick in and keep those tumors from growing and killing him. So, yeah, basically his own body is a fucked-up paradox.
User avatar #22 - imofcnotharveydent (11/04/2014) [-]
I'm so glad I only have a joint disorder I like my somewhat average face
User avatar #24 - schneidend (11/04/2014) [-]
To be fair, people with cancer don't live long enough to get a tumor-face or tumor-body.
#46 - Picture 11/03/2014 on Tricks of Treats +1
#34 - >White Guy >Native American 11/03/2014 on bandwagon.jpg 0
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#26 - >Tfw fat 11/02/2014 on When you hear your voice on... -4
#53 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 11/02/2014 on size of stuffs +8
User avatar #99 - monkeysniper (11/02/2014) [-]
That...is one big fucking dragon.
User avatar #97 - burdenedsoul (11/02/2014) [-]
where is that from

is it a game? do you get to kill ancalagon?
#100 - flybager (11/02/2014) [-]
#101 - burdenedsoul (11/02/2014) [-]
i just wanted to know where it was from
User avatar #110 - stealthfoxbrony (11/02/2014) [-]
Lord of the rings sir, the hint you should have drawn from was smaug
As in, "The Hobbit: the desolation of Smaug."
User avatar #112 - burdenedsoul (11/02/2014) [-]
ancalagon is from LoTR?

i knew smaug was, but i don't recognize any of the other names so that isn't really a good hint
User avatar #116 - burdenedsoul (11/02/2014) [-]
ok, well thats all i ever asked for

thanks for not being a faggot about it
User avatar #114 - stealthfoxbrony (11/02/2014) [-]
Dunno. I'm just drawing off the fact he used an lotr meme to insult you.
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#22 - Here's your Reply 10/25/2014 on Sweden through history +1
#48 - HP: ??? ATK: ??? DEF: ???  [+] (5 new replies) 10/25/2014 on D&D Proverbs +62
User avatar #126 - noseses (10/25/2014) [-]
**noseses rolls 47**

Paladium, nigga
User avatar #96 - warzon (10/25/2014) [-]
**warzon rolls 11**

Rolling.
User avatar #98 - EnergizierAnon (10/25/2014) [-]
so, would that be just barely successful then?
#99 - HEATSEEKER (10/25/2014) [-]
assuming he is fighting the dragon, he missed by a longshot.
User avatar #113 - warzon (10/25/2014) [-]
A dragon is pretty huge...
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#159 - Picture 10/25/2014 on Anon is a brony +2
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#29 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 10/24/2014 on I am Batman +3
User avatar #30 - ghostninjaguy (10/24/2014) [-]
A butler that kicked Superman's ass...
User avatar #68 - brandonsharklow (10/24/2014) [-]
yeah using a piece of kryptonite in his fist.
User avatar #70 - ghostninjaguy (10/24/2014) [-]
Little known fact: Superman actually gave Batman the Kryptonite Ring in case he ever went crazy. Hush Story Arc
#72 - brandonsharklow (10/24/2014) [-]
touche.
#73 - ghostninjaguy (10/24/2014) [-]
I take pride in my Batman knowledge
#74 - brandonsharklow (10/24/2014) [-]
and you should take great pride in that and teach the next generation of kids. because they'll never know what a comic book is unless they have AWESOME parents.
#28 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 10/24/2014 on I am Batman +1
#29 - lolcandyman (10/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #30 - ghostninjaguy (10/24/2014) [-]
A butler that kicked Superman's ass...
User avatar #68 - brandonsharklow (10/24/2014) [-]
yeah using a piece of kryptonite in his fist.
User avatar #70 - ghostninjaguy (10/24/2014) [-]
Little known fact: Superman actually gave Batman the Kryptonite Ring in case he ever went crazy. Hush Story Arc
#72 - brandonsharklow (10/24/2014) [-]
touche.
#73 - ghostninjaguy (10/24/2014) [-]
I take pride in my Batman knowledge
#74 - brandonsharklow (10/24/2014) [-]
and you should take great pride in that and teach the next generation of kids. because they'll never know what a comic book is unless they have AWESOME parents.
#27 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 10/24/2014 on I am Batman +3
#28 - lolcandyman (10/24/2014) [-]
#29 - lolcandyman (10/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #30 - ghostninjaguy (10/24/2014) [-]
A butler that kicked Superman's ass...
User avatar #68 - brandonsharklow (10/24/2014) [-]
yeah using a piece of kryptonite in his fist.
User avatar #70 - ghostninjaguy (10/24/2014) [-]
Little known fact: Superman actually gave Batman the Kryptonite Ring in case he ever went crazy. Hush Story Arc
#72 - brandonsharklow (10/24/2014) [-]
touche.
#73 - ghostninjaguy (10/24/2014) [-]
I take pride in my Batman knowledge
#74 - brandonsharklow (10/24/2014) [-]
and you should take great pride in that and teach the next generation of kids. because they'll never know what a comic book is unless they have AWESOME parents.
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User avatar #36 - thesuperintendent (10/24/2014) [-]
When the reposted content on the front page tells me to make funny OC. I get a little flustered.
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#43 - NO ONE STOPS FREEDOM TRAIN NOW BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… 10/24/2014 on The sounds of the Navy's... +1
#1080156 - >DLC CHARACTERS CONFIRMED >STAGE BUILDER BACK &…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +3
#1080183 - profhershellayton (10/23/2014) [-]
Ridley Confirmed... Maybe no as a character... BUT GOD DAMN
#1080174 - Sasher (10/23/2014) [-]
DLC characters? So like, bought instead of unlocked?
#1080169 - desacabose (10/23/2014) [-]
#1080168 - lolshadowjewtwo (10/23/2014) [-]
>THAT FUCKING STAGE BUILDER
IT'S ALL I EVER WANTED
#1080173 - anonymous (10/23/2014) [-]
that is one satisfying gif to watch, friendo.
#1080166 - hirollin (10/23/2014) [-]
#1080163 - ghostninja (10/23/2014) [-]
#1080160 - MrDeadiron (10/23/2014) [-]
How many characters will I unlock with my wallet instead of skill?
User avatar #1080157 - alexanderburns (10/23/2014) [-]
>no in game voice chat for connectivity's sake
>what fucking year is it
User avatar #1080171 - desacabose (10/23/2014) [-]
The year of our lords 2014
#8 - nerds 10/22/2014 on FIKRST POST CHALLENGNGNEIE +1

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User avatar #4 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
Hey, i hope you have a great morning and a fantastic day today!
User avatar #3 - budbrown (03/17/2012) [-]
stop posting the same gif over and over...?
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How's it going? I'm Ray's brother, John Bingo
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