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#53 - >tfw NEET >tfw no friends >tfw no driver lice…  [+] (3 replies) 06/21/2014 on Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba +1
#59 - silenttortoise (06/22/2014) [-]
>pay for prostitute
>buy her dinner afterwards
>now you have had sex and have a new friend
>pay for more sex so she stays your friend
>go to DMV with prostitute
>pay for her to have sex with driving exam proctor
>pass drivers test
>leave prostitute at DMV because no one once a prostitute as a friend, and now that you have a car you can easily make friends who need someone to give them rides
>You now have had sex, have a license and have friends!
#115 - pawrestler (06/22/2014) [-]
it's so weird that you used the word "once" instead of the word "wants" in the second to last line
#124 - silenttortoise (06/23/2014) [-]
Muahahaha. I'll just come out and admit it, it's a hobby of mine... I LOVE HOMOPHONES!
#156 - Picture 06/16/2014 on Roodbye Raggy +2
#20 - >Scouts using Force of Nature  [+] (7 replies) 06/16/2014 on Playing as Scout +7
#22 - vissova (06/16/2014) [-]
>Scout with a gibus
#26 - exclamation (06/16/2014) [-]
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#40 - vissova (06/16/2014) [-]
Honestly after years of playing TF2, my only two complaints are Scouts and the Dead Ringer.
I seriously cannot kill a good Scout as Pyro, Demo, Medic, Spy, or Sniper. They're just too fast and deal too much damage. It sucks the fun out of the game.
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#60 - volksworgen (06/16/2014) [-]
Simple process:

1: Use backburner and m1+turn around everywhere, scunts are a flighty bird.

2: Is he within meatshot range? sacrifice 50 ammo.

3: Acquire aterburn kill.
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#41 - exclamation (06/16/2014) [-]
After about a year and a half of playing TF2 (in which I've gotten really good; on a server of mostly not F2Ps, I can usually top 3 finish as Medic, Pyro, Sniper or Soldier), I'm happy to see someone as mad as I am.

I've developed the stereotype that Scouts who wear Bill's/anything remotely expensive and are wearing a Scout shirt (Big Mann on Campus, for example) are automatically douches and are out only to win or get a lot of kills.
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#43 - ninjaroo (06/16/2014) [-]
>Only out to win or get a lot of kills
...This is a problem why? If the class is unbalanced, that's a problem, but it sounds like you're saying they're douches for playing the game.
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#45 - vissova (06/16/2014) [-]
I think that he understands that Scouts are just there to play the game like everybody else, but it's just that they're very annoying depending on what class you are while fighting them. For me, if I'm a Demoman especially, then I'm as good as fucked because I can't hit a target that fast with a grenade launcher.
#247 - Thanks for the Beta Testing it for us Console Fags  [+] (3 replies) 06/11/2014 on GTA V on PC +13
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#260 - cycloneclone (06/11/2014) [-]
implying it wont still have a shitload of bugs when it releases on pc
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#265 - biscuitsunited (06/11/2014) [-]
>Implying we won't patch that within a week
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#82 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 replies) 06/07/2014 on dildodude needs your help +3
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