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lolcandyman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
Last Login:5/03/2015
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Comment Ranking:#17369
Highest Content Rank:#2517
Highest Comment Rank:#435
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Level 143 Content: Faptastic → Level 144 Content: Faptastic
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Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 240 Comments: Doinitrite
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Total Comments Made:1084
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#12 - Quicksilver dies. yeh cam on Kickass torrents of it  [+] (15 new replies) 04/29/2015 on You either die a hero.. -76
#60 - basichaharemix (04/29/2015) [-]
Pfft I care not about puny spoilers. I still have no idea how he dies, what leads to his death, and what happens afterwards and would rather see it happen then just read that it happens.
#81 - Ken M (04/29/2015) [-]
He gets killed helping captain america save a small boy on the floating town by standing in the way, the boy is the only one left to save, then quicksilver dies. it's after nick fury comes with the flying ship and sends out life boats for the citizens to get on, right before that ultron robot presses the switch and drops the town and iron man has to blast the reactor before it hits the ground
User avatar #82 - basichaharemix (04/29/2015) [-]
Only read three words of that. And again, I would rather see and watch how/what happens than just read about it. I can read it and just take it for what it is there, or I can watch it and be shocked and amazed about how it goes down.

You anontard.
User avatar #49 - greyswordsman (04/29/2015) [-]
jokes on you bitch! i dont know who quick silver is
#46 - alruneia (04/29/2015) [-]
Seeing as he was pretty much Cheeki Breeki Sanic, he probably has more lives.
dat tracksuit tho

Also, you're a total piece of shit for posting this.
#45 - burtman (04/29/2015) [-]
MRW I've already seen it.
User avatar #58 - megamouth (04/29/2015) [-]
you gotta broke ass gif.
#63 - burtman (04/29/2015) [-]
Nah its just from tumblr, They have terrible gifs.
#44 - titanlord (04/29/2015) [-]
I have so much hate for you...
#43 - isradam (04/29/2015) [-]
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I WAS DOING GREAT. ONLY A FEW MORE DAYS TILL PAYDAY AND I CAN GO WATCH IT.
#76 - Ken M (04/29/2015) [-]
>>#60, >>#21, >>#16, >>#44, he lying heres a screen grab near the end of the film
User avatar #84 - isradam (04/30/2015) [-]
Thanks but you could have let me believe he died so I would be super happy when he didn't
#34 - Ken M (04/29/2015) [-]
>implying Marvel doesnt resurrect characters more than DBZ.
#21 - oranyonereally (04/29/2015) [-]
Admin, ban dis bitch
User avatar #16 - sexyhimself (04/29/2015) [-]
Nigga dats a spoiler.
#42 - I have hopes for this but the ******* Tattoos need to go 04/25/2015 on My Mango +16
#49 - Does anybody have the RUST one where there chasing the guy whi…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Biggest plot twist ever 0
#56 - iscrewbabies (04/24/2015) [-]
Nope.
#50 - bazda (04/24/2015) [-]
I don't have it, but I know what you're talking about, and that shit's hilarious!
#212 - Picture 04/16/2015 on What a twist. 0
#77 - What if it's ****** OC? 04/11/2015 on Anden i lampan yo +6
#1 - Source?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on ships 0
#2 - Ken M (04/09/2015) [-]
It's in the fucking ending of the clip.
#164 - eCH 04/06/2015 on I'm blue da ba dee da ba die 0
#9 - Does it really? I'm asking because I don't understand how bein…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/03/2015 on weight loss +1
#15 - Ken M (04/03/2015) [-]
I can confirm, I weight 142 kg and my penis size looks normal while I'm naked, but if I just push the fat areas back around it, it grows to become it's true huge size !
User avatar #14 - fuzzyballs (04/03/2015) [-]
it doesn't
serously

the only difference it how it appears, if your legs and gut and everything become smaller, your wiener is going to look bigger
it's fucking basic logic

dicks don't grow through weightloss, like what the fuck are you even doing doubting what you already know?
#17 - Ken M (04/03/2015) [-]
it doesnt grow stupid, it just releases whatever was getting sucked into your fat
#11 - Ken M (04/03/2015) [-]
can confirm. recently lost 60lbs yay me! and losing fat around the base does make it appear longer but i gave to say the biggest difference was made my losing fat from my thighs making everything appear more "to scale"
but to answer your question: no it does not change the size of your penis, it does however increse the chances of someone else seeing your penis
User avatar #10 - deadmice (04/03/2015) [-]
>"Apparent" penis size

Less fat on your crotch and stomach makes ya dick look bigger.
#23 - WHAT RELATIONSHIP? 03/30/2015 on More Stable Than Your... +1
#68 - >He's also the first German pilot in 70 years to get 150 kills. 03/29/2015 on All pilots after... +14

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User avatar #6 - gnomechild (01/01/2015) [-]
Anything I can help you with?
User avatar #4 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
Hey, i hope you have a great morning and a fantastic day today!
User avatar #3 - budbrown (03/17/2012) [-]
stop posting the same gif over and over...?
#1 - johnbing (02/06/2012) [-]
How's it going? I'm Ray's brother, John Bingo
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