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Date Signed Up:12/10/2011
Location:Western Germany
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I'm just a guy seeking pleasure in the simple things of life. Grateful for the wealth I do have, thankful for the diseases I don't.

Don't aim to outshine the stars - aim to shine among them.
Unseen and yet adding to the beauty that is the world. The best part is: You always shine, however dim it may be. So you're always part of the beauty that is the world.

If you fear that you might not be shining at all, hit me up. I'll help you see your own light.

Besides that I'm also pretty cool. Yo.

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#70 - It is quite error-prone yea. Glad to hear about your … 07/09/2016 on Right WTF 0
#22 - Paying taxes, being a father There's lots of stuff that are white. 07/08/2016 on He came, he scored, he... +6
#28 - Well in exchange you get to be a citizen of your country. …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2016 on Right WTF -1
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#54 - zipov (07/08/2016) [-]

Ah, I'm all kind of good. First son on the way, doing the house up to make it last another hundred years, learning internet protocols to get a better paid job and pregnant gf tits are just in-fucking-sane. Hows you?

My country on the other hand has undergone a stupid ass change of government. It's a bit like I have little to no faith left in the intelligence of my fellow Pole, seeing how they vote. It's either Party A, known for corruption, or party B, known for corruption. All the while taxation has risen, more penalties are in place and new bills pop up everywhere.

It's all to fill the bank for the social programme 500+. You get 500zł per kid no matter what. Of course, the pathological element started breeding like crazy now. It turns out you can live well and have the same things the working folk does, without working!

Excellent, isn't it? The literal message is: If you dum, poor, alcoholic, we will give you money, just vote for us!
Seriously, sometimes I'm considering hiring a sniper.

For now, I can only spread the word of not voting for either party A or B, and voting for party K instead.

By the way, I think democracy is a terrible system. At least in practice.
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#70 - logiblack (07/09/2016) [-]
It is quite error-prone yea.

Glad to hear about your son. Hope all goes well.
I should follow your lead and probably work on our house as well.
Stairs are beginning to feel mad crooked, not a good sign.
That aside all's well though.
#11 - I could've written existance twice in a row? 07/08/2016 on Miss your stop +2
#7 - That was a ******* *********** of spaghetti this evening &…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2016 on Miss your stop +4
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#10 - existance (07/08/2016) [-]

It could've gone worse.
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#11 - logiblack (07/08/2016) [-]
I could've written existance twice in a row?
#71 - to clarify: I was just messing with MS paint and wanted de… 07/07/2016 on body 0
#34 - Just as it's almost impossible to shoot the ground as pharah t… 07/06/2016 on Accuracy 0
#16 - I once made this one.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/06/2016 on body +11
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#71 - logiblack (07/07/2016) [-]
to clarify:
I was just messing with MS paint and wanted detailed boobs with shit else.
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#28 - ipwnallnubz (07/07/2016) [-]
Damnit man, I just fapped.
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#27 - professorjaded (07/07/2016) [-]
I cry not because your drawing is bad, but because I can only draw fucking stick figures. Keep practicing, you have my support young artist.
#24 - anon (07/07/2016) [-]
That's pretty decent. Keep at it!
#3 - But it's mirrored?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2016 on merica 0
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#5 - ishallsmiteyou (07/05/2016) [-]
The union is meant to be on the top left when hung banner style.
#68 - It's for some lebensraum, duh. 07/03/2016 on Anon creates perfect Europe +10