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I'm just a guy seeking pleasure in the simple things of life. Grateful for the wealth I do have, thankful for the diseases I don't.

Don't aim to outshine the stars - aim to shine among them.
Unseen and yet adding to the beauty that is the world. The best part is: You always shine, however dim it may be. So you're always part of the beauty that is the world.

If you fear that you might not be shining at all, hit me up. I'll help you see your own light.

Besides that I'm also pretty cool. Yo.

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#30 - I'm afraid I'll have to call upon thee jokeexplain …  [+] (4 replies) 07/26/2016 on Fetishes and Phobias 0
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#93 - neotheninja (07/27/2016) [-]
There's only one E
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#42 - gearmachine (07/27/2016) [-]
A phobia is something that frightens you, and fetish is something that turns you on. It's said that you can make a fetish into a phobia, or visa versa, by exposing yourself to the specific thing with a certain mindset enough times. In the comic, Jarvis is equating phobias to fetishes to make the last line funny because he's saying that it's terrifying but the rabbit is looking at the tent he's obviously pitching off-panel
#35 - gudguyshiht (07/27/2016) [-]
"That's terrifying"="that's hot." Cause phobia fetish.
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#39 - kanduhuskedetder (07/27/2016) [-]
I don't think that's what he was looking for.
#5 - Shoul've been called an hero ants  [+] (1 reply) 07/26/2016 on Facts Comp #2 +65
#132 - ugoboom (07/27/2016) [-]
#5 - Picture  [+] (8 replies) 07/26/2016 on barton +42
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#20 - yaybacon (07/27/2016) [-]
#21 - yaybacon (07/27/2016) [-]
Wallpaper from the video if anyone wanted it.
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#22 - yaybacon (07/27/2016) [-]
i.imgur.com/ndlbKDt.jpg I hate that images get shrunk way down now. Here's a link to the full resolution.
#11 - jimmyneubtron (07/27/2016) [-]
The song is teen pregnancy by blind banshees if anybody was wondering
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#17 - kanduhuskedetder (07/27/2016) [-]
Apparently it's "Blank Banshee", but thanks!
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#18 - jimmyneubtron (07/27/2016) [-]
shit my b
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#19 - kanduhuskedetder (07/27/2016) [-]
Np, wouldn't have noticed if I hadn't tried to find them on spotify.
#10 - thememegod (07/26/2016) [-]
#34 - I have carved ancient runes into my beloved swatter and gave i…  [+] (1 reply) 07/26/2016 on Bugged Brain +8
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#50 - shunkahawolf (07/26/2016) [-]
i have one with a shock enchantment.
#15 - Yeah, stop bullying those poor muslims into terrorist activities  [+] (2 replies) 07/24/2016 on Again +11
#37 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
He wasn't a fucking muslim.
He was even shouting "Fucking foreigners!"
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#26 - paddypancake (07/24/2016) [-]
I think we can both fully blame the act on the one who commited it while at the same time trying to change a factor that was part of the entire thing.
#15 - "You can shake and even knock Your pants will hold th…  [+] (1 reply) 07/24/2016 on world's best face +21
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#46 - talldumbdork (07/24/2016) [-]
#97 - Can't confirm all too long anymore, I'd reckon. Erdogan wi…  [+] (1 reply) 07/24/2016 on Turkey Is Now An Islamic... 0
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#103 - alkamer (07/24/2016) [-]
nah, platforms like funnyjunk are virtually under radar. more common and more cancerous social media is either controlled by his trolls called aktroll , and undesired opinions are punished so no problem from there either.
Internet is a big distraction for the ignorent, he won't take it away for this reason.
as of me, I'm an everyman with no social media and no affiliations whatsoever.
tl:dr, gonna keep confirming
#7 - That's less racism but fearing the unknown. They don'…  [+] (2 replies) 07/24/2016 on Irony So Strong +5
#12 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
Which is what passes for racism nowadays.
Even acknowledging some is a different colour is racism.

It's our dislike of things that are different. Even when we know what something is, if it's different we don't like it. This is seen in literally every generation of kids, every group of adults and every culture.
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#13 - logiblack (07/24/2016) [-]
Then there is zero difference between xenophobia and racism.