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locusmortis  

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#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on Texting +55
#69 - extravix (04/30/2013) [-]
H'wut the hell did you just say about me, you valued customer? I’ll have you know I ranked Employee of the month at Strickland Propane, and I’ve been involved in numerous sales of propane, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in propane salesmenship and I’m the top employee in all of Texas. You are more to me than just another customer. I will sell you the the best propane with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Texas, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, valued customer. As we speak I am contacting my fellow employees of Strickland across Arlen Texas and your opinion always matters at Strickland, so you better prepared for the storm of great salesmanship. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Mega-Lo Mart Propane. You’re getting great deals, valued customer. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell propane to you you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in propane salesmenship, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Propane Dealerships and I will use it to its full extent to sell you the highest brand propane you can find on the entire continent, you valued customer. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "Mega-Lo Mart” propane was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have made a better choice. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you valued customer. I will sell propane and you will drown in it. You’re fucking valued, customer.
#28 - Thanks a lot! ♥  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on ldottvssm's profile 0
User avatar #29 - ldottvssm (04/29/2013) [-]
Anytime mate :)
#3593492 - **locusmortis rolled a random image posted in comment #72 a… 04/24/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#209 - Like what? And how many hooves?? 04/21/2013 on locusmortis's profile 0
#3491532 - Anyone with 5 god gems? need some super gems 04/09/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... -1
#3489267 - **locusmortis rolls 65** 04/08/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +1
#3489218 - For the Iron Blacksmith Certification Badge?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #3489221 - landmines (04/08/2013) [-]
100k
#530 - Thanks! ♥  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on mygems's profile 0
User avatar #531 - mygems (04/07/2013) [-]
no probs :)
#202 - Sure  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on locusmortis's profile 0
User avatar #203 - landmines (04/04/2013) [-]
send trade
thanks
#199 - What ratio for demonic ores?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/04/2013 on locusmortis's profile 0
User avatar #200 - landmines (04/04/2013) [-]
3:1?
User avatar #201 - landmines (04/04/2013) [-]
3 ore per berry
User avatar #202 - locusmortis (04/04/2013) [-]
Sure
User avatar #203 - landmines (04/04/2013) [-]
send trade
thanks
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User avatar #211 - rototheta (06/14/2013) [-]
hey, can i buy your dupe dear leader and knight statues?
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#210 - ldottvssm (04/29/2013) [-]
Here you go :)
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User avatar #208 - fullretard (04/21/2013) [-]
can i buy your pony hooves please?
selling anything!
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User avatar #209 to #208 - locusmortis (04/21/2013) [-]
Like what? And how many hooves??
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#204 - mygems (04/07/2013) [-]
not bad
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User avatar #198 - landmines (04/04/2013) [-]
what do you want for 130 strawberries?
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User avatar #199 to #198 - locusmortis (04/04/2013) [-]
What ratio for demonic ores?
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User avatar #200 to #199 - landmines (04/04/2013) [-]
3:1?
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User avatar #201 to #200 - landmines (04/04/2013) [-]
3 ore per berry
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User avatar #203 to #202 - landmines (04/04/2013) [-]
send trade
thanks
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User avatar #196 - fullretard (04/02/2013) [-]
thanks!
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User avatar #197 to #196 - locusmortis (04/02/2013) [-]
Anytime!
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User avatar #188 - fullretard (04/02/2013) [-]
can i buy your corrupt souls?
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User avatar #189 to #188 - locusmortis (04/02/2013) [-]
All of them?
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User avatar #190 to #189 - fullretard (04/02/2013) [-]
ya
are you looking for anything for them?
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User avatar #191 to #190 - locusmortis (04/02/2013) [-]
Errrr... make an offer.
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User avatar #192 to #191 - fullretard (04/02/2013) [-]
do you do 1:1 for badges?
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User avatar #193 to #192 - locusmortis (04/02/2013) [-]
What rate for angelic ores?
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User avatar #194 to #193 - fullretard (04/02/2013) [-]
1:10?
or what would you want?
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User avatar #195 to #194 - locusmortis (04/02/2013) [-]
Sure, thats fine. And what would you like for an angelic, demonic and uranion bot?
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#186 - tramp (03/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #187 to #186 - locusmortis (03/31/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah, thanks again :)
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#185 - tramp (03/27/2013) [-]
:(
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#183 - tramp (03/27/2013) [-]
Weee :D
Weee :D
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#184 to #183 - locusmortis (03/27/2013) [-]
**locusmortis rolls 61**
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#180 - panacea (03/26/2013) [-]
I LIED I DON'T HAVE 5 GOD GEMS YOU GOT DECEIVED
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#181 to #180 - locusmortis (03/26/2013) [-]
I'll rape you with a rake :)
I'll rape you with a rake :)
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User avatar #182 to #181 - panacea (03/26/2013) [-]
CAN'T RAPE THE WILLING
you sexy face you
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#171 - hibyeman (03/16/2013) [-]
dude holy shit nice. this is gonna take a little bit lol but gonna be fun. best of luck
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User avatar #172 to #171 - locusmortis (03/16/2013) [-]
Hahaha thanks, I've been looking for someone with a vssm for a fucking while (december)...
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#173 to #172 - hibyeman (03/16/2013) [-]
there are tons :P u coulda asked haha norm one on at most points in the day
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User avatar #174 to #173 - locusmortis (03/16/2013) [-]
Yep but Its rare for me being online at this time... XD at 4 am there are none u_u
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#175 to #174 - hibyeman (03/16/2013) [-]
lol i guess :P. well here you go. lucky that ur 50s did good but then 100s did better. i think 500s were cloes to 50s in success rate and 25s did worse. but that means more higher tokens got more rits and such.
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User avatar #176 to #175 - locusmortis (03/16/2013) [-]
Hahaha fuck yeah, totally worth it :)
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#177 to #176 - hibyeman (03/16/2013) [-]
ya sending trade now
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User avatar #178 to #177 - locusmortis (03/16/2013) [-]
Thank you a lot mate!! <3
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#179 to #178 - hibyeman (03/16/2013) [-]
np if u ever need help again just hit me up
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User avatar #169 - landmines (01/18/2013) [-]
what do you want for 140 tomatoes and 87 pumpkins?
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User avatar #170 to #169 - locusmortis (01/18/2013) [-]
Offer? Not really looking for something special
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User avatar #166 - jammyrambler (12/28/2012) [-]
What would it take to buy your tokens?
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User avatar #167 to #166 - locusmortis (12/28/2012) [-]
I just want to cash them all... sorry
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User avatar #168 to #167 - jammyrambler (12/28/2012) [-]
I could give better than they would reward...but okay.
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User avatar #165 - harislayer (12/27/2012) [-]
Are you selling your cucumbers? pls i'll offer a lot
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#164 - locusmortis (12/22/2012) [-]
LEL
 
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