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#4 - Those first two... what does it count as when the bird slams i…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on Animal Facts 0
#28 - erectopus (01/13/2015) [-]
I'd recommend putting a decal or two on your windows, it'll help the birds be able to notice the glass and avoid crashing.
#9 - Awww yeah Age of Empires! 01/09/2015 on But i think im winning +4
#25 - I now have a legitimate fear. 01/07/2015 on Want +2
#481 - Popcorn by...i dont remember, but it's called Popcorn. 01/06/2015 on Give me a dance thread! -1
#2 - I only worked retail for 2 months before I found a job that us…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Retail Work +62
User avatar #24 - axeul (12/22/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for your experience with those people. They are a disgrace to the clan. Know that not all Indian/brown people are like that. Most of the brown people I know hate the fobs that act like that.
#21 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
Retail will turn you racist. And never against the races you think you'd hate.
User avatar #3 - Tusura (12/21/2014) [-]
A lot of people that come to America from the Middle east think that you can haggle prices here like they did back in other countries.

Very few things can be haggled on in America.
Houses and Cars are two good examples.

Food prices? not a chance.

User avatar #5 - guitarassassin (12/21/2014) [-]
Really? I was under the impression that the only places you could haggle here, were at non-professional vendors at tourist attractions.
User avatar #6 - Tusura (12/21/2014) [-]
Let's put it this way.

If it has a barcode, you probably won't be able to haggle a price.
If there is no barcode, the option to haggle may be available.
You can also haggle with pawn shops.

Non-professional vendors might haggle with you, but that's cause they're just trying to make money however they can. They are not a huge business with massive bills for leasing building space, or for licenses.
User avatar #8 - guitarassassin (12/21/2014) [-]
I get it. I was just under the impression you couldn't haggle when buying a car. Damn, Sure wish I knew that sooner.
User avatar #10 - demented (12/21/2014) [-]
Haggling when buying a car is almost required to get a decent price. You can literally remove almost a grand or more from the cost because cars are largely overpriced and the salesmen work on commission meaning almost ANY sale that covers the cost of the car to them is better than no sale at all. Which is why they rush up to you hoping you'll buy something.
#13 - I work in TV news, and I guess my station didn't publish the s…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on The death of kim jong-un... 0
#74 - thelastelephant (12/21/2014) [-]
>US blames NK
>NK demands evidence and proposes teamwork

Sure it paints us in a bad light, but that's better than the argumentative equivalent of "Yeah? Well, your face!" that NK usually goes for.
#90 - battletechmech (12/21/2014) [-]
I never heard of NK proposing teamwork, but unless they were to let a detachment of FBI to walk freely around the country to investigate they wouldn't truly be helping.
#11 - I work in the news, I'm not 100% positive about the stories ac…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2014 on The death of kim jong-un... +13
User avatar #17 - joeofold (12/21/2014) [-]
im very skeptical of anything they say to do with this.
1. hackers use whatever they can to deter people from what they are trying to do and were they are. so it wouldn't be to hard to say this is done by a very talented group who are smart enough the use a topical piece to do this.
2.did everyone forget the other stuff that happened, why would north Korea leak stuff about celebrities and studios.
3. what kind of threat can north Korea actually do to cinemas, as much as people shit on them they aren't complete idiots who would send empty threats over a movie.
4.there is a reason why they would want to push that its north Korea sending these terrorism threats. people cant do anything about it, if they had said that people in America were sending threats then it would cause a panic.

we may never know though because its unlikely that any full story will be given and i don't really give a shit but it appears that people are throwing out any logic they have because someone who could have a good reason to hide the truth told them what was going on.
User avatar #76 - Fgner (12/21/2014) [-]
1) "Hackers" aren't Jesus. Software can be enormously complex and you never know everything about it. They're operating on what is essentially a black box, they have to find vulnerabilities, exploit them, delete incriminating evidence, and (optionally) leave a signature. Unless you're an insider, you're leaving evidence behind, and 95% of the time you won't even get what you wanted. Just remember how many bugs you can find in multi-million dollar games, the bugs that befell multi-billion dollar spacecraft, etc.

2) I don't know what you're talking about here (I honestly didn't keep up with this, it's too pathetic), but - Testing. Test-1-2-3. Plus, they hate us, why not? The goal was terrorism, they're already in and did the main thing - why not wreak as much havoc as possible?

3) "We will not tolerate the people who are willing to insult our supreme leader" - quote from NK gov. reps. Plus, who knows if they actually would have, they're bonkers. They have nukes, I'm sure they have spec ops.

4) Yeah, here's a reason - North Korea is responsible. You're absolutely bum-fucking retarded if you think they're making it up. You're reasoning doesn't even make sense - what causes more panic - "these are empty threats by a bunch of neckbeards who have no history of violence", "these are empty threats by a small group of offended people who may or may not have carried it out", or "a nuclear-capable country itself is threatening to murder our innocent civilians over a petty movie". Hm...

Now shut your mouth fancy skeletor.
#44 - drewjitsu (12/21/2014) [-]
But they are sending empty threats.
User avatar #12 - traks (12/21/2014) [-]
If the story is published, can I get a link to it?
User avatar #13 - lockstin (12/21/2014) [-]
I work in TV news, and I guess my station didn't publish the story, but here is a very similar one: www.abc57.com/story/27678447/suspected-hackers-mock-fbi-n-korea-proposes-working-with-us
#74 - thelastelephant (12/21/2014) [-]
>US blames NK
>NK demands evidence and proposes teamwork

Sure it paints us in a bad light, but that's better than the argumentative equivalent of "Yeah? Well, your face!" that NK usually goes for.
#90 - battletechmech (12/21/2014) [-]
I never heard of NK proposing teamwork, but unless they were to let a detachment of FBI to walk freely around the country to investigate they wouldn't truly be helping.
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User avatar #1 - sinery (04/20/2014) [-]
No way I'm the first comment here.
#2 to #1 - sinery (04/20/2014) [-]
Two years and none have thought to leave a comment here, until now.
User avatar #3 to #2 - lockstin (04/27/2014) [-]
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