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Date Signed Up:8/30/2013
Last Login:4/16/2014
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Formerly "mandatorycreeper".

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#234340 - "Just wait until you see my cock."  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#234351 - saltyfries (03/28/2014) [-]
#234329 - Like I said, I'm sure it's been as hard for her as it has been… 03/28/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#234323 - *grieving 03/28/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#234321 - I hate that I can't get over my Dad's death because my grandma…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +5
User avatar #234328 - foreveranonymous (03/28/2014) [-]
Oh my god, my moms older sister is the same way. "Oh, your mother loved this movie" "This was your mothers favorite song" "You know, your grandmother loved you very much". And then she questions me when I cry. Why the FUCK do you think I'm crying? She brings up my mom and grandmother at every single fucking chance she gets. I can't spend time with her because of this.
User avatar #234327 - dumerveil (03/28/2014) [-]
That honestly sounds really shitty.
You've mentioned this before, so it seems to be a persistent issue. That said, I'm not sure how it would feel to be a mother who outlives her son.
User avatar #234329 - lobselvith (03/28/2014) [-]
Like I said, I'm sure it's been as hard for her as it has been for everyone else if not harder, but she doesn't need to drive it into everyone else's head that because she's still not over it, nobody else can move on either.
User avatar #234323 - lobselvith (03/28/2014) [-]
*grieving
#21 - This one was obviously a joke. 03/28/2014 on Bronies Cringe Comp +3
#234284 - Or when pot smoking becomes their identity.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #234287 - heraske (03/28/2014) [-]
ON TOP OF IT, the basement of which I dwell in (I keep it in nice fucking order and cleaned with vacuuming and proper odor disposal because I'm a fucking gentleman to myself) gets dirtied by him. Half the shit down in this basement was due to my endeavors. He plays my fucking sick ass shit Jackson JS23T king V and my Randall Half-stack since he likes to give his money to measley little fucking injins who sell him his weed, and donates money to his GF because "she needs support she's a poor little girl who can't support herself".

Can't wait 'till he chooses to move out again and never come back because it'd be nice just to not have a fucking drug user in the house.
User avatar #234285 - heraske (03/28/2014) [-]
Oh fuck sakes man that's happened to my brother. Fucker is turning 22 right here pretty soon and doesn't do anything besides work a dead end job JUST so he can fucking "support" his parasitic girlfriends. His "GF" as he calls her smashed his 700$ Schecter Damian-6 guitar to PIECES. Guitars aren't meant to break easy and she even had the fucking pick up frame screws BENT. And apparently that's not enough for my brother to break up with her because he's fucking brain shot and doesn't have the decent amount of brain cells to fucking pick up his life. He is going no where in life. In fact my dad and mom are even letting him stay in our house (he's filthying it up, leaves dishes down stairs and makes a mess and claims no responsibility) and doesn't even fucking pay rent. He eats all the fucking food despite being considered an "adult". He consistently pulls the "you have no life experience hurr durr durr *hoot* durr durr *hoot*" horse shit, but he seemed to have less life experience than I do when he was my age. Fuck acts like he's 10 years old. I even have to clean up for him. He can't do shit without being told what the fuck to do.
#234271 - Personally, I don't give a **** about the oculus … 03/28/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#234260 - I don't know what your idea of 'proper' training is, but I nev…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#234736 - rebornpooper (03/28/2014) [-]
>I'm just winging the training
>Why isn't this Pokemon carrying the entire team 5-v-1?
Considering that the E4 Gen6 seems to have a boner for packing 'mons with resistances to their main type's weaknesses, I'm not surprised.
#234003 - ">I used one of them against an in-game ncp once, ther…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #234008 - rebornpooper (03/27/2014) [-]
>Lucario didn't do shit for me
Did you train it properly? Did you use it properly?
>I was telling you that I used more than one
Haha, disregard that "I used once", I suck cocks.
But really, what level when you fought the e4?
User avatar #234260 - lobselvith (03/28/2014) [-]
I don't know what your idea of 'proper' training is, but I never EV train my pokemon. To me, it's just too much of an asspain to go out of my way and figure out what pokemon give what EVs and only train against that pokemon just to even out my pokemon's stats, which become way better one they evolve. Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong, but I'm too damn lazy to EV train.

I trained him to level 64 with the the rest of my party. It felt like he was always the one dragging ass. I don't know why.
#234736 - rebornpooper (03/28/2014) [-]
>I'm just winging the training
>Why isn't this Pokemon carrying the entire team 5-v-1?
Considering that the E4 Gen6 seems to have a boner for packing 'mons with resistances to their main type's weaknesses, I'm not surprised.
#234002 - Another time; >In forensics class >Trying t… 03/27/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#234001 - >be a Senior in high school >Fire drill >Ever…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #234002 - lobselvith (03/27/2014) [-]
Another time;

>In forensics class
>Trying to look up "methamphetamine" on google
>Can't think of the word
>Accidentally click the first word that google suggests
>"Methane"
>The computer is hooked up to a giant projection screen
>Everyone saw
>The class smartass was like "Methane? That's a gas!"
>Deemed class retard for the rest of the year
#233997 - Mega Lucario was pretty **** too. Mega Heracross …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #233998 - rebornpooper (03/27/2014) [-]
Bitch, did I mention Hara or Hound, or do no not want to talk about Mega Mom, Gengar, Mawile, Blazy, et cetera...
And no, Lucario doesn't suck. It's a kick ass revenge killer with a wide movepool.
User avatar #234003 - lobselvith (03/27/2014) [-]
">I used one of them against an in-game ncp once, therefore it is crap"

I was telling you that I used more than one. And Lucario didn't do shit for me.
User avatar #234008 - rebornpooper (03/27/2014) [-]
>Lucario didn't do shit for me
Did you train it properly? Did you use it properly?
>I was telling you that I used more than one
Haha, disregard that "I used once", I suck cocks.
But really, what level when you fought the e4?
User avatar #234260 - lobselvith (03/28/2014) [-]
I don't know what your idea of 'proper' training is, but I never EV train my pokemon. To me, it's just too much of an asspain to go out of my way and figure out what pokemon give what EVs and only train against that pokemon just to even out my pokemon's stats, which become way better one they evolve. Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong, but I'm too damn lazy to EV train.

I trained him to level 64 with the the rest of my party. It felt like he was always the one dragging ass. I don't know why.
#234736 - rebornpooper (03/28/2014) [-]
>I'm just winging the training
>Why isn't this Pokemon carrying the entire team 5-v-1?
Considering that the E4 Gen6 seems to have a boner for packing 'mons with resistances to their main type's weaknesses, I'm not surprised.
#233995 - I used Mega Venisaur against the water Elite Four member (the …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #233996 - rebornpooper (03/27/2014) [-]
>I used one of them against an in-game ncp once, therefore it is crap
User avatar #233997 - lobselvith (03/27/2014) [-]
Mega Lucario was pretty shit too. Mega Heracross isn't that great. Mega Houndoom was terrible.
User avatar #233998 - rebornpooper (03/27/2014) [-]
Bitch, did I mention Hara or Hound, or do no not want to talk about Mega Mom, Gengar, Mawile, Blazy, et cetera...
And no, Lucario doesn't suck. It's a kick ass revenge killer with a wide movepool.
User avatar #234003 - lobselvith (03/27/2014) [-]
">I used one of them against an in-game ncp once, therefore it is crap"

I was telling you that I used more than one. And Lucario didn't do shit for me.
User avatar #234008 - rebornpooper (03/27/2014) [-]
>Lucario didn't do shit for me
Did you train it properly? Did you use it properly?
>I was telling you that I used more than one
Haha, disregard that "I used once", I suck cocks.
But really, what level when you fought the e4?
User avatar #234260 - lobselvith (03/28/2014) [-]
I don't know what your idea of 'proper' training is, but I never EV train my pokemon. To me, it's just too much of an asspain to go out of my way and figure out what pokemon give what EVs and only train against that pokemon just to even out my pokemon's stats, which become way better one they evolve. Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong, but I'm too damn lazy to EV train.

I trained him to level 64 with the the rest of my party. It felt like he was always the one dragging ass. I don't know why.
#234736 - rebornpooper (03/28/2014) [-]
>I'm just winging the training
>Why isn't this Pokemon carrying the entire team 5-v-1?
Considering that the E4 Gen6 seems to have a boner for packing 'mons with resistances to their main type's weaknesses, I'm not surprised.
#233992 - I don't play Pokemon for the story, but gen 6 still can''t be …  [+] (10 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #234071 - jadewest (03/27/2014) [-]
actually mega's a pretty damn OP in competitive
mega kenga, mega genga, mega blaziken and i think a few others are completely banned
User avatar #233994 - rebornpooper (03/27/2014) [-]
>They aren't even good competitively
Kanto starters, Mega Mom, Gengar, Mawile, Lucario, Pinsir, and Banette would like to talk to you.
User avatar #233995 - lobselvith (03/27/2014) [-]
I used Mega Venisaur against the water Elite Four member (the only one that was actually challenging) and got it's ass handed to it on a silver platter.
User avatar #233996 - rebornpooper (03/27/2014) [-]
>I used one of them against an in-game ncp once, therefore it is crap
User avatar #233997 - lobselvith (03/27/2014) [-]
Mega Lucario was pretty shit too. Mega Heracross isn't that great. Mega Houndoom was terrible.
User avatar #233998 - rebornpooper (03/27/2014) [-]
Bitch, did I mention Hara or Hound, or do no not want to talk about Mega Mom, Gengar, Mawile, Blazy, et cetera...
And no, Lucario doesn't suck. It's a kick ass revenge killer with a wide movepool.
User avatar #234003 - lobselvith (03/27/2014) [-]
">I used one of them against an in-game ncp once, therefore it is crap"

I was telling you that I used more than one. And Lucario didn't do shit for me.
User avatar #234008 - rebornpooper (03/27/2014) [-]
>Lucario didn't do shit for me
Did you train it properly? Did you use it properly?
>I was telling you that I used more than one
Haha, disregard that "I used once", I suck cocks.
But really, what level when you fought the e4?
User avatar #234260 - lobselvith (03/28/2014) [-]
I don't know what your idea of 'proper' training is, but I never EV train my pokemon. To me, it's just too much of an asspain to go out of my way and figure out what pokemon give what EVs and only train against that pokemon just to even out my pokemon's stats, which become way better one they evolve. Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong, but I'm too damn lazy to EV train.

I trained him to level 64 with the the rest of my party. It felt like he was always the one dragging ass. I don't know why.
#234736 - rebornpooper (03/28/2014) [-]
>I'm just winging the training
>Why isn't this Pokemon carrying the entire team 5-v-1?
Considering that the E4 Gen6 seems to have a boner for packing 'mons with resistances to their main type's weaknesses, I'm not surprised.
#233719 - Not with that attitude. 03/27/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#233718 - Kill your friend, download a car with the stolen keyboard. 03/27/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#233701 - And I was just giving my opinion. 03/27/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#233697 - Because that's something that people do on their own if they l… 03/27/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#233685 - They were both attention whores and their content was never fu…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#233699 - iamthepapercut (03/27/2014) [-]
This one gets me every time
User avatar #233748 - EdwardNigma (03/27/2014) [-]
I like this one.
User avatar #233704 - leonhardt (03/27/2014) [-]
It's the face.
User avatar #233705 - iamthepapercut (03/27/2014) [-]
Without a doubt
User avatar #233692 - leonhardt (03/27/2014) [-]
Also I wasn't really advocating them or anything. They were just two names I had off the top of my head.
User avatar #233701 - lobselvith (03/27/2014) [-]
And I was just giving my opinion.
User avatar #233688 - leonhardt (03/27/2014) [-]
I never understood why asking people to subscribe was a problem.
User avatar #233697 - lobselvith (03/27/2014) [-]
Because that's something that people do on their own if they like your content. You aren't going to sway people's opinion one way or the other by advertising the subscribe button.

Everyone already knows that it's there, and if people like you enough, they'll subscribe to you without you begging for them to do it.
#233258 - >we lost our last good comic maker As if we had go… 03/26/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#224 - "In sea horses, the males become pregnant. Their mating i… 03/26/2014 on This is what... 0
#232593 - *Dedicated to hating dogs 03/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#232591 - Picture 03/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#232584 - They're calling people who own dogs "dog worshipers"…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #232593 - lobselvith (03/25/2014) [-]
*Dedicated to hating dogs
User avatar #232586 - EdwardNigma (03/25/2014) [-]
Praise be to the Dog, bless the holy bone, let us commence the burial sacrifice. Art thou ready, my pup?
#232591 - lobselvith (03/25/2014) [-]
#232570 - "LOL., That’s funny. You know the more I see stuff like… 03/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
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User avatar #77 - thebestpieever (04/14/2014) [-]
Here's the finished story, to be honest it's not one of my best works but I tried my best:
pastebin.com/WtjFH8ZY

Thanks for the suggestion; regardless of quality and the time it took, that's the most word I've put to page in over a week.
User avatar #73 - gardenmanly (01/09/2014) [-]
So sadly it appears as though your options for a girl-pursues-boy VN are quite limited.. My friend said she has only played a couple, they are Date Warp (she said this was pretty good but short and no sexual content) and Hatoful Boyfriend (which she said was really strange because all the characters are pidgeons?? lol)
I didn't know if you wanted to do mainly Romance/Date Sim type things like katawa shoujo, but there are also some good ones out there with female protagonists that are more adventure or mystery

Also, if you wanna try something I can promise you will bring tears to your eyes, try Clannad. Its really really good, its a boy-pursues-girl but it is just really pretty awesome, I highly recommend it!
User avatar #74 to #73 - lobselvith (01/09/2014) [-]
Cool, thanks for all of the suggestions. I might try Clannad, I don't know about the other two though.

Romance is kind of the genre I'm going for, but it doesn't absolutely have to be girl-pursues-guy. I mean, sure, I'd rather it be girl-persues-guy, but guy-persues-girl is fine too. It's just that a female self-insert would be easier to relate to.
User avatar #75 to #74 - gardenmanly (01/09/2014) [-]
yeah man no problem, Clannad is one of my all time favorites, and I don't know, the pigeon one sound pretty freakin weird... I'm re-evaluating what I think of my friend..

and I know what your saying, I don't know why there aren't many out there with a female protagonist... seems weird

let me know what you think of the rest of katawa shoujo and clannad if you play it
User avatar #69 - ferrettamer (12/24/2013) [-]
Ty for accepting, I had to see what misti kek'd at.
User avatar #70 to #69 - lobselvith (12/24/2013) [-]
i thought you liked me for who i was....
User avatar #71 to #70 - ferrettamer (12/24/2013) [-]
yeah but i dont need to be your virtual friend to show you that
User avatar #64 - misticalz (12/24/2013) [-]
Oh ur mandatorycreeper
Hai bae.
Do u still hate me 4 flirting with other chickeypoos
User avatar #65 to #64 - lobselvith (12/24/2013) [-]
no i take you back ;)

I thought everyone knew that I was mandatorycreeper.
User avatar #66 to #65 - misticalz (12/24/2013) [-]

No I just thought you were some random person
User avatar #63 - cycloneclone (12/19/2013) [-]
Thank you based lobselvith for giving me my 5000th thumb not that i care about thumbs anyways
User avatar #61 - revengeforfreeze (12/12/2013) [-]
you used to be mandatorycreeper? wtf
User avatar #62 to #61 - lobselvith (12/12/2013) [-]
Yeah. My account got thumb-banned.
User avatar #60 - revengeforfreeze (12/12/2013) [-]
lez
User avatar #57 - shibe (11/27/2013) [-]
OH NOW YOU ADD ME
User avatar #58 to #57 - lobselvith (11/27/2013) [-]
Just accept ****** .
User avatar #59 to #58 - shibe (11/27/2013) [-]
I did
User avatar #53 - rokkarokkaali (11/08/2013) [-]
baby why you never on skype
User avatar #54 to #53 - lobselvith (11/08/2013) [-]
****** you have to make me get on Skype. Just message me, mang, and I'll be there.
User avatar #48 - rokkarokkaali (10/25/2013) [-]
hey bby u got a skyp? :^ )
User avatar #51 to #48 - lobselvith (10/25/2013) [-]
ye mang
my skype is mandatorycreeper
#46 - shibe (10/25/2013) [-]
rokkarokkaali said he was gonna fuk u

ha get fukt rokk :^)
User avatar #47 to #46 - lobselvith (10/25/2013) [-]
omg this is so embarrassing
#50 to #47 - ferrettamer (10/25/2013) [-]
Join us on the path to illumination friend
Join us on the path to illumination friend
User avatar #67 to #50 - misticalz (12/24/2013) [-]
kek
User avatar #68 to #67 - ferrettamer (12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, it was pretty funny eh? I'm pretty funny yeah (:
#49 to #47 - shibe (10/25/2013) [-]
what a weirdo

u shuld date me instad :^)
User avatar #37 - rokkarokkaali (10/24/2013) [-]
**** off ****** , george clooney's ***** are sexier than your stank ass *****
User avatar #38 to #37 - lobselvith (10/24/2013) [-]
maybe if my ****** was run over five times and pecked at by seagulls with raw sewage stuffed into it

try harder ******
User avatar #39 to #38 - rokkarokkaali (10/24/2013) [-]
Question: do you touch yourself? do you touch yourself during periods?
User avatar #40 to #39 - lobselvith (10/24/2013) [-]
Question; Do you like fish sticks? Do you like to put them in your mouth?
User avatar #41 to #40 - rokkarokkaali (10/24/2013) [-]
DAMMIT WOMAN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WANK OFF TO THE THOUGHT OF BLOODY FINGERS
User avatar #43 to #42 - rokkarokkaali (10/24/2013) [-]
mm yes
imagine opening that finger cut with a dildo
User avatar #31 - mayormilkman (09/25/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #33 to #32 - mayormilkman (09/25/2013) [-]
You don't like butts?
#34 to #33 - lobselvith (09/25/2013) [-]
I like these kinds of butts.
User avatar #35 to #34 - mayormilkman (09/25/2013) [-]
Ehhhh...
User avatar #26 to #25 - lobselvith (09/18/2013) [-]
Why did you give me your IRL?
User avatar #27 to #26 - alexanderburns (09/18/2013) [-]
Why didn't you give me dick pics?
User avatar #28 to #27 - lobselvith (09/19/2013) [-]
I was busy sending them to freedomreturns. What's your excuse?
User avatar #30 to #28 - alexanderburns (09/19/2013) [-]
I ate my penis.
Y'know, because it was ice cream.
User avatar #29 to #28 - freedomreturns (09/19/2013) [-]
10/10 made my ****** flood.
User avatar #24 to #23 - lobselvith (09/11/2013) [-]
Wat.
User avatar #18 - freedomreturns (09/03/2013) [-]
We're tinychatting
User avatar #19 to #18 - lobselvith (09/04/2013) [-]
Damn it. I need to stop missing out on these things.
User avatar #20 to #19 - freedomreturns (09/04/2013) [-]
We all miss u bbz
User avatar #15 - mayormilkman (09/02/2013) [-]
Your icon is a creepy thing.
User avatar #16 to #15 - lobselvith (09/02/2013) [-]
It's Lobsel Vith (or Valtiel), the yellow god from Silent Hill 3. This guy;
User avatar #1 - freedomreturns (08/30/2013) [-]
What happened to your old account?
User avatar #2 to #1 - lobselvith (08/30/2013) [-]
I was vote banned 4lyfe because I thumbed a flagged image. That got really old really fast.
#3 to #2 - freedomreturns (08/30/2013) [-]
Damnit Taylor, you just couldn't leave the porn alone.
User avatar #4 to #3 - lobselvith (08/30/2013) [-]
It isn't my fault that traps are so sexy.
User avatar #8 to #4 - shibe (08/30/2013) [-]
wow
User avatar #9 to #8 - lobselvith (08/30/2013) [-]
its not what you think
User avatar #12 to #9 - shibe (08/30/2013) [-]
JUST JOKING YOU SICK **** .
User avatar #14 to #12 - lobselvith (08/30/2013) [-]
sorry shibe
sorry
User avatar #10 to #9 - shibe (08/30/2013) [-]
No no.

do you still have the image.

i would like it.
User avatar #11 to #10 - lobselvith (08/30/2013) [-]
no (((((((((
User avatar #13 to #11 - shibe (08/30/2013) [-]
GOOD.
User avatar #5 to #4 - freedomreturns (08/30/2013) [-]
I'm always confused when you say traps.
I don't know if that means you like girls that look like guys, or guys that look like girls.
User avatar #6 to #5 - lobselvith (08/30/2013) [-]
Traps are either or, it's basically transgender porn.

I don't actually like traps.
User avatar #7 to #6 - freedomreturns (08/30/2013) [-]
Oh.
I just saw you mention it a lot so I assumed.
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