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lobselvith

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Gender: female
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS2
Video Games Played: Fatal Frame, SIlent Hill, Dead Space, Indie horror, other spooky games not worth mentioning.
Interests: Games, Spooky scary stuff
Date Signed Up:8/30/2013
Last Login:5/05/2015
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Content Ranking:#369
Comment Ranking:#6153
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Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:15
Content Views:1474284
Times Content Favorited:1339 times
Total Comments Made:3829
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Formerly "mandatorycreeper".

Fun fact: I never sleep.

latest user's comments

#385134 - Space Balls. 04/28/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#385127 - I'm trying to talk to my sister, who I haven't seen in at leas…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/27/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #385181 - teoyuppie (04/28/2015) [-]
Happy Birthday btw
User avatar #385240 - lobselvith (04/28/2015) [-]
You're a few days late, bud.
User avatar #385395 - teoyuppie (04/28/2015) [-]
Still. Happy Birthday.
User avatar #385151 - Tyranitar (04/28/2015) [-]
Kinda know how you feel.

I have an aunt that was out of our lives for like 17 years, and then when she showed back up to help my dad with is leg problems, she's just fucking using him for a place to live, a car to drive, and food to eat since she has nothing, and she pretty much only lets my brothers and I visit him on the weekends because we can provide her with free labor.

And she honestly doesn't really care about us, although she expects us to treat her like our favorite aunt like we've known her all our lives or something.
#385131 - thebestpieever (04/28/2015) [-]
>Friend I haven't talked to in a year or so asks me how's it going.
>Tell him this and that about what's going on in my life "and you?"
>Haven't heard about him in 8 months.
User avatar #385130 - foreveranonymous (04/28/2015) [-]
That's what my fiancee does. It's so aggravating
User avatar #385182 - teoyuppie (04/28/2015) [-]
Same.
#385066 - I'll admit, I laughed at Gaston's shared interests. 04/27/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#384984 - *pepper SPRAYING Good God, can you imagine getting yo… 04/27/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#384981 - There's pretty big difference between killing hundreds of peop…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #384984 - lobselvith (04/27/2015) [-]
*pepper SPRAYING

Good God, can you imagine getting your ovaries snipped off hrough your asshole with peppers involved? Jesus.
#384914 - I still don't think he should call himself "the smartest … 04/26/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
#384913 - The worst parts is, all of his fans take everything he says as fact.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #384917 - volero (04/26/2015) [-]
did u no link is rlly ded in Majra mask?!
#384893 - >Almost everything that comes out of GameTheory's mouth is …  [+] (19 new replies) 04/26/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +7
#384930 - epicscorpion (04/26/2015) [-]
I just feel like he's willfully ignorant of Occams razor
#384904 - princessren (04/26/2015) [-]
I suffer through the shit episodes for the ones that I actually enjoy
User avatar #384912 - volero (04/26/2015) [-]
Self harm is not okay
#384921 - princessren (04/26/2015) [-]
I just like the ones where he talks about what it would be like if games used real physics and stuff
instead of the ones where he says Mario is a commie or the ingame canon is wrong
User avatar #384900 - volero (04/26/2015) [-]
I'm convinced his fanbase is worse than the GamesGrumps fanbase. Something I didn't think was possible.
User avatar #384913 - lobselvith (04/26/2015) [-]
The worst parts is, all of his fans take everything he says as fact.
User avatar #384917 - volero (04/26/2015) [-]
did u no link is rlly ded in Majra mask?!
User avatar #384894 - ferrettamer (04/26/2015) [-]
It's called theory for a reason
User avatar #384914 - lobselvith (04/26/2015) [-]
I still don't think he should call himself "the smartest show in gaming" if the theories he pulls out of his ass fall through the second he starts talking.
User avatar #384895 - alexanderburns (04/26/2015) [-]
his theories are on the same level of plausibility as the theory that the earth is flat
User avatar #384901 - awesomerninjathing (04/26/2015) [-]
his theories are on the same level of plausibility of you ever getting a girl on your dick
User avatar #384902 - alexanderburns (04/26/2015) [-]
you don't consider your mom a girl?
User avatar #384903 - awesomerninjathing (04/26/2015) [-]
ok
User avatar #384896 - ferrettamer (04/26/2015) [-]
Ok
User avatar #384897 - alexanderburns (04/26/2015) [-]
it's not ok
User avatar #384907 - ferrettamer (04/26/2015) [-]
did you mention me in a comment
User avatar #384908 - alexanderburns (04/26/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/social/
the board is broken in terms of direct links
User avatar #384911 - ferrettamer (04/26/2015) [-]
Oh ok ty
User avatar #384898 - ferrettamer (04/26/2015) [-]
You're not ok
#384877 - Who would wear this **** in public? 04/26/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#384628 - Dogs can still understand that you're upset by the tone of your voice. 04/25/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +5
#384626 - Go to /b/. 04/25/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#384420 - But I am telling you that you didn't mean it. Don't tell me wh… 04/24/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#384418 - No.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #384419 - alexanderburns (04/24/2015) [-]
No, I did really mean your butt. You can't tell me that I didn't
User avatar #384420 - lobselvith (04/24/2015) [-]
But I am telling you that you didn't mean it. Don't tell me what I can't do.
#384416 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #384417 - alexanderburns (04/24/2015) [-]
I meant your butt
User avatar #384418 - lobselvith (04/24/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #384419 - alexanderburns (04/24/2015) [-]
No, I did really mean your butt. You can't tell me that I didn't
User avatar #384420 - lobselvith (04/24/2015) [-]
But I am telling you that you didn't mean it. Don't tell me what I can't do.
#384414 - Well, my car seats are pretty comfortable. You can game back…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #384415 - alexanderburns (04/24/2015) [-]
pics
#384416 - lobselvith (04/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #384417 - alexanderburns (04/24/2015) [-]
I meant your butt
User avatar #384418 - lobselvith (04/24/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #384419 - alexanderburns (04/24/2015) [-]
No, I did really mean your butt. You can't tell me that I didn't
User avatar #384420 - lobselvith (04/24/2015) [-]
But I am telling you that you didn't mean it. Don't tell me what I can't do.
#384381 - Backseat gamers. Holy. **** . My friend is terr…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #384403 - alexanderburns (04/23/2015) [-]
I'd like to game in your backseat
User avatar #384414 - lobselvith (04/24/2015) [-]
Well, my car seats are pretty comfortable. You can game back there for as long as you like. :^)
User avatar #384415 - alexanderburns (04/24/2015) [-]
pics
#384416 - lobselvith (04/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #384417 - alexanderburns (04/24/2015) [-]
I meant your butt
User avatar #384418 - lobselvith (04/24/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #384419 - alexanderburns (04/24/2015) [-]
No, I did really mean your butt. You can't tell me that I didn't
User avatar #384420 - lobselvith (04/24/2015) [-]
But I am telling you that you didn't mean it. Don't tell me what I can't do.
#384372 - Do you really care THAT much about saying "Hey, **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #384377 - niggernazi (04/23/2015) [-]
Yup.
#384281 - IT'S BEATDOWN! TIME!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#384284 - cycloneclone (04/23/2015) [-]
#95 - I know that anthropomorphism can be really annoying sometimes,…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on Tiger wants to be a loin 0
User avatar #103 - lateday (04/23/2015) [-]
It wouldn't be a stretch coming from tumblr if they did believe it. Literally



I'm kinda ranting in general, I know people who do it very often and they do believe they know with precision what their pets or other animals think.
#384120 - Everyone around you thinks you're a piece of **** for l… 04/22/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#182186 - I'm for sure not cutting it, because he would make a great sho… 04/22/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#182169 - Okay, I don't know how many of you will be able to help me out…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #182197 - notred (04/22/2015) [-]
I have a shitzu and she gets her hair all tangled and stuff. I have a certain brush that I use on her and it helps clear it out.

I know dogs and horses aren't the same but I'm sure there are brushes for it.

We call them "mats" down here. The knots anyway. Just ask a vet about it
User avatar #182185 - ferrettamer (04/22/2015) [-]
You can cut Arabian's manes but if it's not your horse I wouldn't. I believe that the mane is supposed to be kept in like a half braid when not showing, but I'm not 100% certain as I've never owned Arabians (because they are fucking expensive).

As for untangling it, you can get detangler spray, and use that. I assume it would be fine with Arabians. Though don't pull on their mane cause they are prissy bitch horses
User avatar #182186 - lobselvith (04/22/2015) [-]
I'm for sure not cutting it, because he would make a great show horse if trained right. It's hard to get him to train though, he came from an abusive owner.

I didn't know it was typical of Arabs to be fussy about their manes. Shiraz (the horse) always walks away from me when I'm trying to get his mane untangled even though I try my damndest not to pull.
User avatar #182180 - sineztro (04/21/2015) [-]
Start from the top of the mane and slowly and gently unknot his hair from top to bottom out then in
User avatar #182175 - thebestpieever (04/21/2015) [-]
As far as I know that's a aesthetic rule for shows. But I'm not sure enough to bet on it.
#384032 - So pretty much everything everyone else already hates too? 04/21/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#383940 - You know, I figured that at some point chicks eventually grow …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#383949 - masterboll (04/21/2015) [-]
>implying feminism in general (beyond le internet meme websites) deserves to be associated with women hating men
>implying that women who think "all guys are jerks" dont have a good reason to be cynical towards the men of this day and age
>implying that anyone who doesnt like the group youre a part of is "mentally ill/delusional", regardless of their reasons for not liking that group

stereotyping is common among all groups. when compared to the other types of generalisations that people make, women stereotyping men should be the least of your concerns. the worst case scenario that can come out of something like that is you failing to get close to a woman you really fancy.
User avatar #383962 - ferrettamer (04/21/2015) [-]
Lobselvith is a girl...
User avatar #383973 - masterboll (04/21/2015) [-]
im not convinced until she shows me a timestamped picture of her vagina
User avatar #383955 - thebestpieever (04/21/2015) [-]
Being a man is a categorical group, not an actual group. The only thing it says about you is that you could probably knock over a can with your urine stream.
User avatar #383956 - masterboll (04/21/2015) [-]
>Being a man is a categorical group, not an actual group
>Being a man is a categorical group
>not an actual group
>categorical group
>actual group
>group

im not here to have a debate about definitions, dipshit. im trying to get a point across.
User avatar #383958 - thebestpieever (04/21/2015) [-]
And my point being: if you think someone is terrible because they could, conceivably, land their piss on a pre-selected target a couple of feet away then you're a bellend.
#383950 - Ken M (04/21/2015) [-]
so many words saying nothing at all
#383951 - masterboll (04/21/2015) [-]
you know the call, pussy
User avatar #383960 - alexanderburns (04/21/2015) [-]
so many words saying nothing at all
User avatar #383952 - cycloneclone (04/21/2015) [-]
ok then lets fight like men
User avatar #383953 - cycloneclone (04/21/2015) [-]
jk its not me
#383954 - masterboll (04/21/2015) [-]
>YFW
#383808 - Yeah. Too bad you'll never get to bone me.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#383818 - alexanderburns (04/20/2015) [-]

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