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Gender: female
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS2
Video Games Played: Fatal Frame, SIlent Hill, Dead Space, Indie horror, other spooky games not worth mentioning.
Interests: Games, Spooky scary stuff
Date Signed Up:8/30/2013
Last Login:7/28/2014
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Formerly "mandatorycreeper".

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#139 - It's actually a Silent Hill reference. 9 hours ago on lobselvith's profile 0
#146916 - I can't because of this birthday thing.  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#146919 - hsm (10 hours ago) [-]
you might have entered you bday wrong when you made the account
#784 - Half an hour movie about a guy who fucks a co…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on /paranormal/ 0
User avatar #786 - thebestpieever (11 hours ago) [-]
That's pretty hot.
#146901 - Facebook is giving me shit about "logging in on another d…  [+] (5 new replies) 14 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#146930 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (8 hours ago) [-]
You're kind of out of luck if you gave Facebook a fake birthday.
I'm not sure how to bypass it...
User avatar #146931 - lobselvith (8 hours ago) [-]
The birthday on my facebook is right, though. So I don't even know why I'm having this issue in the first place.
User avatar #146912 - makotoitou (10 hours ago) [-]
log in
User avatar #146916 - lobselvith (10 hours ago) [-]
I can't because of this birthday thing.
#146919 - hsm (10 hours ago) [-]
you might have entered you bday wrong when you made the account
#692 - Go ahead. 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
#676 - That's 'Lucifer' to you. 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
#666 - Not really.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ +1
User avatar #675 - niggastolemyname (07/26/2014) [-]
Hi stan
User avatar #676 - lobselvith (07/26/2014) [-]
That's 'Lucifer' to you.
#673 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
says satan.
User avatar #667 - promor (07/26/2014) [-]
Fair enough
#297209 - I see him lurking every once in a while, but I never really se… 07/26/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#654 - Picture 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
#653 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
User avatar #654 - lobselvith (07/26/2014) [-]
#652 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
User avatar #653 - lobselvith (07/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #654 - lobselvith (07/26/2014) [-]
#648 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ +1
User avatar #678 - billywonka (07/26/2014) [-]
looking up emily sanders right now
maybe i'll find porn
maybe i'll find out it's bullshit
User avatar #653 - lobselvith (07/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #654 - lobselvith (07/26/2014) [-]
#650 - EdwardNigma (07/26/2014) [-]
Jesus fuck.
#640 - I'm still not totally sure how I feel about the existence of a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
User avatar #659 - zazonion (07/26/2014) [-]
See I have a hard time believing anything you believe. I guess I only believe in aliens because I've grown up on Star Trek and Star Wars.
#146819 - I always open my mouth without thinking, and that's what gets … 07/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#635 - Apparently they exist through sound manipulation. 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
#297191 - Everyone's getting pissed pants about big brother admin not …  [+] (15 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #297564 - rokkarokkaali (07/27/2014) [-]
I hope he adds a metal board so I don't have plebs shitting up the music board :^D
User avatar #297302 - teoyuppie (07/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #297463 - kanaka (07/27/2014) [-]
there already is one dipshit
User avatar #297242 - finblob (07/26/2014) [-]
#297268 - kanaka (07/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #297210 - kanaka (07/26/2014) [-]
i just skip addy's posts, so i didn't partake in the poll for new boards.
that said, us metalheads and hardcore fans don't like criticism such as "your music is just noise and satan worshipping, there's no talent" from people who listen to the average music board stuff.

But I do agree with you, there already is a music board, we need to quit begging for a separate genre
User avatar #297241 - finblob (07/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #297256 - kanaka (07/26/2014) [-]
that is just noise
it's fucking infant annihilator, same goes for cattle decapitation and quite a few others.
they're so edgy that they forget what music is.
User avatar #297258 - finblob (07/26/2014) [-]
It's screamo, what do you expect? Good music?
User avatar #297427 - hauntzor (07/27/2014) [-]
IA is deathcore
User avatar #297469 - kanaka (07/27/2014) [-]
yeah what he said

i threw cattle in with IA but i was wrong to do so because i know cattle is deathgrind i have failed the gods
User avatar #297265 - kanaka (07/26/2014) [-]

saw these guys perform this live a week ago. for a 7 year old song it still goes hard. fucking went crazy in the circle pit too.
User avatar #297263 - kanaka (07/26/2014) [-]
no, i expect such wonderful lyrics as "Your consciousness slips away leaving your cunt to me. The lacerations hemorrhage on me. I will now disembowel every organ to see."

same album btw
User avatar #297203 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
Ohh, can we get a 1970s punk rock board, then? I mean, if you can ask for a stupid niche board for everything then might as well.
User avatar #297192 - gwegw (07/26/2014) [-]
Some people kept complaining about there not being a writing board. You can talk about writing on the art board. I've seen a few people do so and people have given feedback. The only reason sometimes they get zero replies is because barely anyone goes there. Hell a lot of the pictures don't get any replies beside "is good" or "lol shit". A writing board would be the same.
#50 - Or, maybe you lose arguments because both of you are arrogant,… 07/26/2014 on The Most Infuriating Thing -3
#631 - ITT: EVP general How do you feel ab…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
User avatar #632 - lordketchup (07/26/2014) [-]
How do EVPs exactly work? They seem kind of bullshit to me.
User avatar #635 - lobselvith (07/26/2014) [-]
Apparently they exist through sound manipulation.
#297169 - What pisses me off the most about it, is that they have sequel…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #297202 - fukkenbisharp (07/26/2014) [-]
fokken ironman2 and no ironman1
#615 - None. 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
#614 - I would love to go exploring in an abandoned mine or something… 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ +1
#460 - This one has chapters, so I couldn't post the whole thing. … 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ +2
#448 - Shit. 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
#441 - Get ready to be disappointed, because this board has been noth…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
#444 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
ik, i was expecting someone to respond with the pic of Mr. Krabs throwing the guy out, and then i'd respond with this pic.
#448 - lobselvith (07/26/2014) [-]
#440 - It'll die when all the shitposters leave. 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ 0



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#140 - aesis (9 hours ago) [-]
You thumb up nearly everything I post on Paranormal and I see you on a lot of boards I frequent actually.

I like you.
User avatar #141 to #140 - lobselvith ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
I thumb up everything you post because it's actually relevant to the board, and I'm getting pretty tired of the board being shitpost central.

Hopefully there won't be nearly as many shitposts since that board sticky is gone.
User avatar #142 to #141 - aesis (8 hours ago) [-]
That's what I'm hoping too. It's why I post in the first place. I really do miss when /x/ used to be a place where you could go to discuss paranormal stuff, I don't want to the paranormal board to become like /x/ where it's nothing but "hey guys is this paranormal" or "2sp00kyskeleton".
#138 - cognosceteipsum (9 hours ago) [-]
What is that profile picture? From some kind of a creepy pasta I assume?
User avatar #139 to #138 - lobselvith ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
It's actually a Silent Hill reference.
#126 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
rate my cat
User avatar #127 to #126 - lobselvith ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
It isn't hairlesss. 2/10 for the effort.
User avatar #128 to #127 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
you disgust me
User avatar #129 to #128 - lobselvith ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Your cat disgusts me.
User avatar #135 to #134 - lobselvith ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
You can stop trying to redeem yourself now. Your cats have already been judged.
User avatar #136 to #135 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
i guess i know why you like reptiles
because youre cold blooded
and snakes remind you of dicks you dick dumpster
User avatar #137 to #136 - lobselvith ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
You're just jealous because you'll never be able to appreciate cocks like I do. Stay mad.
User avatar #118 - shibe (06/19/2014) [-]
ay wanna play fistful of frags with me and maybe rokka?
User avatar #119 to #118 - lobselvith ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #120 to #119 - shibe (06/19/2014) [-]
ok answer our call on skype
User avatar #122 to #120 - fuzzypickles (07/05/2014) [-]
oo ooo leme play too
User avatar #123 to #122 - shibe (07/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #111 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
Were you truthful in that thread that kri­zz made where he asked "What is wrong with you people?"
if you don't remember, it was the thread that erupted into an argument about whether or not you should breed and resulted in people calling me edgy.

You stated that you were pessimistic and couldn't enjoy anything. Is there any truth to that?
User avatar #112 to #111 - lobselvith ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah. Why?
User avatar #113 to #112 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
Doesn't sound very pleasant. Can I hear how you became that way?
User avatar #114 to #113 - lobselvith ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
...Why do you want to know?
User avatar #115 to #114 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
I'm assuming you want to avoid being pessimistic and enjoy life more, so I want to help
It is my duty as a human being to help others
I also know how to change minds easily, or at least, how to change ones own mind
User avatar #116 to #115 - lobselvith ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
I don't just dish out my life story to total strangers, sorry. It's nice that you want to help and all, but I'd feel really uncomfortable telling you everything.
User avatar #117 to #116 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I am special in that way, that I don't have problems doing that. Sorry if I seem intrusive, I simply don't have that.. mechanism so to speak. I'm not going to hound you about it. Cya, then, and good luck
User avatar #107 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
wow u have like 6 xbox games
User avatar #108 to #107 - lobselvith ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Yeah I know. I have like 8 billion PS2 games though.
User avatar #109 to #108 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
They're probably all just copies of the same game
User avatar #110 to #109 - lobselvith ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
They're all Silent Hill 3.
User avatar #92 - fuzzypickles (05/17/2014) [-]
#93 to #92 - lobselvith ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
#94 to #93 - fuzzypickles (05/18/2014) [-]
Howl's it going?
Anything new?
User avatar #95 to #94 - lobselvith ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
Nothing much really other than finally getting a car of my own.

What about you?
User avatar #99 to #95 - fuzzypickles (05/20/2014) [-]
Woah really ??? thats awesome taytay!!

Ahh man a lot has happened in our mutual silence; i dropped out of school and walked into a job that pays $30000 a year before tax, WITH bonuses, and carrer progression....

dont even ask how i did it im 18 with no experience like wtf lol
User avatar #100 to #99 - lobselvith ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, the car is pretty old, but I think I'll be getting it from my grandparents in these next couple months or so.

Why didn't you keep up with school? But the job thing, really? That's great. You could probably get a cheap apartment with that kind of money.

What inspired you to come back to FJ anyway?
User avatar #101 to #100 - fuzzypickles (05/21/2014) [-]
I hated school so much man, the people there were really nasty, and were all the "badman" popular archetype. Like, every single one. I didnt fit in and i didnt know anyone in my class really since its a college and it doesnt really encourage social activity. A few people there psychologically made my life hell Taylor honestly, i hated it. Thats the main reason i missed like 4 weeks of school. I was becoming pretty depressed.

Yeah the job is awesome, Im looking to save up like 70% and get on the property ladder at a young age. Im going to stay home until i have a decent deposit.
im also looking to move up the corporate ladder :^)

Your CV helped me a lot with my job application btw

What are you doing these days, did you get the job you applied for ? Anything else new?
User avatar #102 to #101 - lobselvith ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
I'm sorry that that happened to you. That's awful, you should have told someone. Did you get picked on, or what?

It's no problem, you don't need to thank me.

And yeah, I did get the job. I've been working there for about three months now. It's pretty cushy. I don't exactly need to work my as off, but I need to pay enough attention to what I'm doing to do my job.

Actually, my boyfriend just got the promotion he's been working for a couple years ago. Since he's making a lot more than what he was, we've decided that once we both get at least 5,000 saved up in both of our accounts, we're going to move out and get an apartment. I forgot to mention that.

Anything else other than your job going on in your life?
User avatar #104 to #102 - fuzzypickles (05/23/2014) [-]
It was more psychological, they wouldnt have touched me to be honest.
I'd say it was psychological bullying, it was the worst type because i felt helpless and ive never really been bullied before.. :p

Ahh im so glad you got the job! your job sounds like a laff what do you do in it?

Omg taylor thats amazing!! Ive never met you irl but im genuinely smiling right now, im really hapy for you. I think you'll be a lot more at ease living with your bf, away from your stepdad. And congratz for your boyfried!

Not much else to be honest, i literally cant think of anything important or special!
User avatar #105 to #104 - lobselvith ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
My job isn't really that exciting, I just get to bag people's groceries, push in carts, and change the trash around the store. Nothing too major.

And yeah, I'll finally be able to get my own cat. I'm really excited, but moving out probably isn't going to happen for another year or so.
User avatar #106 to #105 - fuzzypickles (05/28/2014) [-]
Fair enough, as long as youre getting paid thats all that matters lol

Ooo what breed of cat? so lucky!

are you going to buy or rent??
User avatar #103 to #102 - lobselvith ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
"my boyfriend just got the promotion he's been working for a couple years ago"

Just got the promotion a couple of years ago. Right.

Goddamn it, I meant a couple of weeks ago.
User avatar #86 - teoyuppie (05/09/2014) [-]
You think he'll be mad? ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #87 to #86 - lobselvith ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
He'll beat you up with his kawaiitits OC and block you. Be careful, he might call you a faggot and pull even shittier comics out of his ass.
User avatar #88 to #87 - teoyuppie (05/09/2014) [-]
I prove him wrong and still calls it an opinion and continues to act like a pompous douche.
User avatar #89 to #88 - lobselvith ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
I can't even follow what this douche is talking about.

"Well I don't personally think I'm using it that way - it's more like an ''added feature'' to my comics - not necessarily a catalyst. " What?

Bonus faggot points for using the ^__^ face.
User avatar #91 to #89 - teoyuppie (05/09/2014) [-]
Spread the comic around and hopefully we'll see where it goes.
User avatar #84 - revengeforfreeze (05/09/2014) [-]
Can you link me to some shit that will make me have trouble sleeping?
Btw, have you seen totheark? Or Marble Hornets
User avatar #85 to #84 - lobselvith ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Some /x/ posts are pretty creepy, like the firsthand experience threads, but I doubt you feel like wading through all of the shit that goes on there just to get to the good stuff.

It's been awhile since anything has legitimately kept me up at night, but here are a couple tumblr blogs;


Also, don't know if you've heard about this guy yet, but here's his youtube channel;


This guy uploads video after video of himself reading kids' books and making his own movies. Over a thousand videos on his channel, just of him reading kids' books and making his own home made movies. Some of the videos go on for hours. Apparently he used to be able to talk normally, but then he had a stroke.

I've never heard anything about either of those two.
User avatar #98 to #85 - revengeforfreeze (05/20/2014) [-]
totheark is basically this youtube channel that creates trippy, distorted, often chopped up videos using material from the marblehornets videos, footage from Pearl harbour (supposedly) and footage from this one russian experiment where they tried to keep the heart alive outside of the chest cavity and shit. he names all of his videos with one Word that is possibly related, possibly not related to the plotline. there are Always detectives in the comment section of his videos, quite interesting to read their conclusions if i may say so myself. I suggest them, but
marble hornets is what you should probably Watch first. it's a 'mockumentary' (of what I've Heard, not sure if that's the right Word for it) about slender man, much in the style of tribe twelve and dark harvest. I've not yet watched tribe twelve or dark harvest, though there is a youtube channel similar to totheark called "kindvonderritter" which means the Child of the night in german, it seriously freaked me out the first time i watched it
Heard this song? or read the creepy pasta? kagome kagome, i suggest that one too. probaly not what you'd consider "good" but it's Worth a shot.
User avatar #90 to #85 - revengeforfreeze (05/09/2014) [-]
Thanks!! I really appreciate it. The kick I get from scary stuff is only paralleled by the kick I get out of stab... Uhh.. did someone say something
User avatar #82 - thebestpieever (04/27/2014) [-]
I just realised: Around a fifth of Morbid Channel's recent output is yours. Do you make any content or just share the stuff you find?
User avatar #83 to #82 - lobselvith ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
I just share the stuff I find.
#80 - EdwardNigma (04/24/2014) [-]
Happy Eastern Australian time birthday yeeeeeee
Happy Eastern Australian time birthday yeeeeeee
#81 to #80 - lobselvith ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #77 - thebestpieever (04/14/2014) [-]
Here's the finished story, to be honest it's not one of my best works but I tried my best:

Thanks for the suggestion; regardless of quality and the time it took, that's the most word I've put to page in over a week.
User avatar #73 - gardenmanly (01/09/2014) [-]
So sadly it appears as though your options for a girl-pursues-boy VN are quite limited.. My friend said she has only played a couple, they are Date Warp (she said this was pretty good but short and no sexual content) and Hatoful Boyfriend (which she said was really strange because all the characters are pidgeons?? lol)
I didn't know if you wanted to do mainly Romance/Date Sim type things like katawa shoujo, but there are also some good ones out there with female protagonists that are more adventure or mystery

Also, if you wanna try something I can promise you will bring tears to your eyes, try Clannad. Its really really good, its a boy-pursues-girl but it is just really pretty awesome, I highly recommend it!
User avatar #74 to #73 - lobselvith ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Cool, thanks for all of the suggestions. I might try Clannad, I don't know about the other two though.

Romance is kind of the genre I'm going for, but it doesn't absolutely have to be girl-pursues-guy. I mean, sure, I'd rather it be girl-persues-guy, but guy-persues-girl is fine too. It's just that a female self-insert would be easier to relate to.
User avatar #75 to #74 - gardenmanly (01/09/2014) [-]
yeah man no problem, Clannad is one of my all time favorites, and I don't know, the pigeon one sound pretty freakin weird... I'm re-evaluating what I think of my friend..

and I know what your saying, I don't know why there aren't many out there with a female protagonist... seems weird

let me know what you think of the rest of katawa shoujo and clannad if you play it
User avatar #69 - ferrettamer (12/24/2013) [-]
Ty for accepting, I had to see what misti kek'd at.
User avatar #70 to #69 - lobselvith ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
i thought you liked me for who i was....
User avatar #71 to #70 - ferrettamer (12/24/2013) [-]
yeah but i dont need to be your virtual friend to show you that
User avatar #72 to #71 - lobselvith ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #64 - misticalz ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Oh ur mandatorycreeper
Hai bae.
Do u still hate me 4 flirting with other chickeypoos
User avatar #65 to #64 - lobselvith ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
no i take you back ;)

I thought everyone knew that I was mandatorycreeper.
User avatar #66 to #65 - misticalz ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]

No I just thought you were some random person
User avatar #63 - cycloneclone ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Thank you based lobselvith for giving me my 5000th thumb not that i care about thumbs anyways
User avatar #61 - revengeforfreeze (12/12/2013) [-]
you used to be mandatorycreeper? wtf
User avatar #62 to #61 - lobselvith ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
Yeah. My account got thumb-banned.
User avatar #60 - revengeforfreeze (12/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #57 - shibe (11/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #58 to #57 - lobselvith ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
Just accept faggot.
User avatar #59 to #58 - shibe (11/27/2013) [-]
I did
User avatar #53 - rokkarokkaali (11/08/2013) [-]
baby why you never on skype
User avatar #54 to #53 - lobselvith ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
Nigger you have to make me get on Skype. Just message me, mang, and I'll be there.
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