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lobselvith

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Gender: female
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS2
Video Games Played: Fatal Frame, SIlent Hill, Dead Space, Indie horror, other spooky games not worth mentioning.
Interests: Games, Spooky scary stuff
Date Signed Up:8/30/2013
Last Login:5/30/2015
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Formerly "mandatorycreeper".

Fun fact: I never sleep.

latest user's comments

#367320 - Flies speed the process WAY way up though. It would take forev…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #367321 - huntergriff (02/10/2015) [-]
that...actually is a good point...
#367314 - They're pretty crucial to the decomposition of pretty much eve…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #367316 - huntergriff (02/10/2015) [-]
yes but there's other animals that can do that...Like worms or rats...or fungi...
User avatar #367320 - lobselvith (02/10/2015) [-]
Flies speed the process WAY way up though. It would take forever for a corpse to mummify by other means if there weren't any flies around to get the job done.
User avatar #367321 - huntergriff (02/10/2015) [-]
that...actually is a good point...
#367312 - Just because it's a fairytale don't mean that anyone still giv… 02/10/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#55 - What the hell is up with their hair?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on Mum joke +3
User avatar #61 - thesunpraiser (02/10/2015) [-]
It's Deathbulge.
#367300 - I'm really not looking forward to hearing everyone complain ab…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +9
User avatar #367375 - bladeboy (02/10/2015) [-]
Will you be my valentine lobsterslef?
User avatar #367377 - lobselvith (02/10/2015) [-]
Maybe.
#367390 - bladeboy (02/10/2015) [-]
#367343 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2015) [-]
Valentines day is fun because of all the funny cards that pop up.
User avatar #367327 - thegrohltroll (02/10/2015) [-]
Why would anyone complain.
It saves me money, sheeeiiiittt
#367324 - fishinyourface (02/10/2015) [-]
I agree with this. Even if I avoid the internet at all costs, and play games all day, I'm still going to get texts about it that I'll have to help all my friends with
User avatar #367306 - Elk (02/10/2015) [-]
> it's a fairytale
> not true
> no one gives a shit
> everyone gives at least one shit
K.
User avatar #367312 - lobselvith (02/10/2015) [-]
Just because it's a fairytale don't mean that anyone still gives a shit.

You can't just dissect literal terms on me like that. It's rude.
#367299 - Oh **** , my eyes. 02/10/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#367150 - >Some may call me crazy, or as the natives of this realm sa… 02/10/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#367121 - I think that the saddest part about anti-vaccine *********… 02/09/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#1166572 - Iunno, I haven't seen any pictures of her. I just know that sh… 02/09/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1166567 - I think Sonya and Jax were just confirmed in some obscure Braz…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1166568 - captchakid (02/09/2015) [-]
She still look bangin?
User avatar #1166572 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
Iunno, I haven't seen any pictures of her. I just know that she's apparently been confirmed.
#367095 - No.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #367096 - ferrettamer (02/09/2015) [-]
#367088 - Agreed. I hate most small dogs. 02/09/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#367086 - Don't you?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #367087 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
Anything that isn't in the toy breed.
User avatar #367088 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
Agreed. I hate most small dogs.
#367084 - I love dogs, especially sighthounds.  [+] (8 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #367138 - alexanderburns (02/09/2015) [-]
It's heartwarming to see a dog that managed to survive Auschwitz
User avatar #367093 - ferrettamer (02/09/2015) [-]
german shepherd dogs are still better then skink dogs
User avatar #367095 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #367096 - ferrettamer (02/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #367085 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
. . . you call those things dogs?
User avatar #367086 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
Don't you?
User avatar #367087 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
Anything that isn't in the toy breed.
User avatar #367088 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
Agreed. I hate most small dogs.
#367081 - Just get a job that requires you to have kidney stones. Proble… 02/09/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#367079 - I don't really give a **** , even if they are adorable.  [+] (10 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #367080 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
So you cool with dogs though?
#367084 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
I love dogs, especially sighthounds.
User avatar #367138 - alexanderburns (02/09/2015) [-]
It's heartwarming to see a dog that managed to survive Auschwitz
User avatar #367093 - ferrettamer (02/09/2015) [-]
german shepherd dogs are still better then skink dogs
User avatar #367095 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #367096 - ferrettamer (02/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #367085 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
. . . you call those things dogs?
User avatar #367086 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
Don't you?
User avatar #367087 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
Anything that isn't in the toy breed.
User avatar #367088 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
Agreed. I hate most small dogs.
#367075 - Yes.  [+] (12 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #367078 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
Ya blew it. How about slow loris's's's's's's.ss
User avatar #367079 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
I don't really give a shit, even if they are adorable.
User avatar #367080 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
So you cool with dogs though?
#367084 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
I love dogs, especially sighthounds.
User avatar #367138 - alexanderburns (02/09/2015) [-]
It's heartwarming to see a dog that managed to survive Auschwitz
User avatar #367093 - ferrettamer (02/09/2015) [-]
german shepherd dogs are still better then skink dogs
User avatar #367095 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #367096 - ferrettamer (02/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #367085 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
. . . you call those things dogs?
User avatar #367086 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
Don't you?
User avatar #367087 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
Anything that isn't in the toy breed.
User avatar #367088 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
Agreed. I hate most small dogs.
#367071 - No, sloths can burn too for becoming their own ****** m…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #367074 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
Their fungus can possibly be the antidote to many diseases. Possibly chance. You really want that to happen Lob?
User avatar #367075 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #367078 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
Ya blew it. How about slow loris's's's's's's.ss
User avatar #367079 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
I don't really give a shit, even if they are adorable.
User avatar #367080 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
So you cool with dogs though?
#367084 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
I love dogs, especially sighthounds.
User avatar #367138 - alexanderburns (02/09/2015) [-]
It's heartwarming to see a dog that managed to survive Auschwitz
User avatar #367093 - ferrettamer (02/09/2015) [-]
german shepherd dogs are still better then skink dogs
User avatar #367095 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #367096 - ferrettamer (02/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #367085 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
. . . you call those things dogs?
User avatar #367086 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
Don't you?
User avatar #367087 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
Anything that isn't in the toy breed.
User avatar #367088 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
Agreed. I hate most small dogs.
#367064 - I knew you were on drugs.  [+] (9 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #367065 - princesstrans (02/09/2015) [-]
I need me some of that E
User avatar #367107 - EdwardNigma (02/09/2015) [-]
MDMA.
User avatar #367282 - princesstrans (02/10/2015) [-]
what dat
#367287 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2015) [-]
Ecstasy.
#367288 - princesstrans (02/10/2015) [-]
No, dummy
E is estrogen
User avatar #367289 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2015) [-]
E is also street for "Ecstasy"
Example: "Aw fuck mate gotta get me summa that E."

You're on ecstasy.
User avatar #367290 - princesstrans (02/10/2015) [-]
I should write a song about "E"
and everyone will think I am a druggy
but I'll know
User avatar #367291 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2015) [-]
She's a naughty girl with a bad habit, a bad habit for drugs Too late, mate.
#367292 - princesstrans (02/10/2015) [-]
all the good songs have already been written
#367063 - Isn't he the one who made that one really sexist post about wo… 02/09/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
#367061 - I've never heard of anything like that my entire life. Why spe…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #367062 - princesstrans (02/09/2015) [-]
because that's how you get the good stuff
User avatar #367064 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
I knew you were on drugs.
User avatar #367065 - princesstrans (02/09/2015) [-]
I need me some of that E
User avatar #367107 - EdwardNigma (02/09/2015) [-]
MDMA.
User avatar #367282 - princesstrans (02/10/2015) [-]
what dat
#367287 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2015) [-]
Ecstasy.
#367288 - princesstrans (02/10/2015) [-]
No, dummy
E is estrogen
User avatar #367289 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2015) [-]
E is also street for "Ecstasy"
Example: "Aw fuck mate gotta get me summa that E."

You're on ecstasy.
User avatar #367290 - princesstrans (02/10/2015) [-]
I should write a song about "E"
and everyone will think I am a druggy
but I'll know
User avatar #367291 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2015) [-]
She's a naughty girl with a bad habit, a bad habit for drugs Too late, mate.
#367292 - princesstrans (02/10/2015) [-]
all the good songs have already been written
#367057 - Please explain the concept of a 'tranny clinic' to me.  [+] (13 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #367058 - princesstrans (02/09/2015) [-]
it's a health clinic for trannys
User avatar #367061 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
I've never heard of anything like that my entire life. Why specifically for Trannies though?
User avatar #367062 - princesstrans (02/09/2015) [-]
because that's how you get the good stuff
User avatar #367064 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
I knew you were on drugs.
User avatar #367065 - princesstrans (02/09/2015) [-]
I need me some of that E
User avatar #367107 - EdwardNigma (02/09/2015) [-]
MDMA.
User avatar #367282 - princesstrans (02/10/2015) [-]
what dat
#367287 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2015) [-]
Ecstasy.
#367288 - princesstrans (02/10/2015) [-]
No, dummy
E is estrogen
User avatar #367289 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2015) [-]
E is also street for "Ecstasy"
Example: "Aw fuck mate gotta get me summa that E."

You're on ecstasy.
User avatar #367290 - princesstrans (02/10/2015) [-]
I should write a song about "E"
and everyone will think I am a druggy
but I'll know
User avatar #367291 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2015) [-]
She's a naughty girl with a bad habit, a bad habit for drugs Too late, mate.
#367292 - princesstrans (02/10/2015) [-]
all the good songs have already been written
#1166526 - I used to hate Johnny Cage because I always thought he was a m… 02/09/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1166500 - What characters are you hoping make the roster in MK X? I'm hy…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1166566 - captchakid (02/09/2015) [-]
I want to see Kitana, Jade, and Mileena of course. Also Skarlet would be amazing to see again. And lastly, best not have gotten rid of my Sonya.
User avatar #1166567 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
I think Sonya and Jax were just confirmed in some obscure Brazilian clip or something
User avatar #1166568 - captchakid (02/09/2015) [-]
She still look bangin?
User avatar #1166572 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
Iunno, I haven't seen any pictures of her. I just know that she's apparently been confirmed.
User avatar #1166561 - dredbot (02/09/2015) [-]
Liu Kang, Kabal, and Stryker. My 3 mains.
User avatar #1166525 - sonnyboii (02/09/2015) [-]
Johnny Cage and Stryker
User avatar #1166526 - lobselvith (02/09/2015) [-]
I used to hate Johnny Cage because I always thought he was a mondo douche, but he really grew on me in MK 9. He's such an idiot that it's funny.
User avatar #1166523 - kothaex (02/09/2015) [-]
Elizabeth and Marie are where it's at
though Marie's moveset is shit.
User avatar #1166517 - derpyhoovesretard (02/09/2015) [-]
my nigga shinnok
User avatar #1166559 - shinnok (02/09/2015) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #1166569 - derpyhoovesretard (02/09/2015) [-]
nothing. get your ass to MK, you have some fights to win.
User avatar #1166510 - yeorgh (02/09/2015) [-]
Human Smoke is the only one i need, Kenshi is already in so that's good but gotta have that Smoke.
User avatar #1166506 - volero (02/09/2015) [-]
I want Jax to be the most offensively stereotypical black man ever.
User avatar #1166505 - squalllionhart (02/09/2015) [-]
Batman or Mario
#367043 - I still don't understand the point of making all these points … 02/09/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0

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User avatar #174 - teoyuppie (05/18/2015) [-]
Have you seen "It Follows"? It got great reviews so I think you might be interested in checking it out.
User avatar #175 to #174 - lobselvith (05/18/2015) [-]
Eh, I don't know. I do think The Poltergeist remake looks way cooler though, I'm definitely seeing that.

Have you seen "it follows" yet? It's out on DVD right? I've only seen it advertise like, twice.
User avatar #176 to #175 - teoyuppie (05/18/2015) [-]
I'm pretty skeptical on remakes, especially with Poltergeist. I may see if when its on TV but I'm looking forward to "It Follows". It got really good reviews so i may catch it in theaters as soon as possible.
User avatar #177 to #176 - lobselvith (05/18/2015) [-]
I don't mind remakes that much, I liked both The Last house on the Left and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remakes because lord knows those movies needed it . I have yet to see The Evil Dead remake though.

Now that I've taken a look at the It Follows trailer, it does look pretty interesting. Man, I've got a lot of movies to watch.
User avatar #178 to #177 - teoyuppie (05/18/2015) [-]
Evil Dead was good. Obviously it can't compete with the original. Also, speaking of remakes, I'm totally looking forward in seeing the new Mad Max. From whatI hear it's fantastic.
User avatar #179 to #178 - lobselvith (05/18/2015) [-]
I didn't like the original Evil Dead, it was WAY too campy for me. The second one was baller though, I don't know if the third movie is worth watching.

My friend said Mad Max was really good. It's an action movie, right?
User avatar #180 to #179 - teoyuppie (05/19/2015) [-]
Yep.
#170 - syrianassassinsoul (05/14/2015) [-]
>Fatal Frame

i thought im the only one who played it
User avatar #172 to #170 - lobselvith (05/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm so bad that I can't even beat the first game. Second game is a different story, I'm just too lazy to pick it back up, it's been forever since I've touched it. I have a brand new copy of the third game and I haven't even played it yet.
User avatar #173 to #172 - syrianassassinsoul (05/15/2015) [-]
i have the first 3. but i need something new to play.
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