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lobselvith

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Gender: female
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS2
Video Games Played: Fatal Frame, SIlent Hill, Dead Space, Indie horror, other spooky games not worth mentioning.
Interests: Games, Spooky scary stuff
Date Signed Up:8/30/2013
Last Login:2/28/2015
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Formerly "mandatorycreeper".

I never sleep.

latest user's comments

#335384 - I'm already misticalz's cumslut though. youretooslow.…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #335409 - bladeboy (11/09/2014) [-]
Whore, I thought you were mine lobstersleff
User avatar #335411 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
Sorry you had to find out like this babe. I hope we can still be friends.
User avatar #335412 - bladeboy (11/09/2014) [-]
I DONT BEFRIEND SKANKS
User avatar #335413 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #335388 - misticalz (11/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #335385 - alexanderburns (11/09/2014) [-]
no pedos allowed on hating
User avatar #335386 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
That doesn't exclude you.
User avatar #335392 - alexanderburns (11/09/2014) [-]
I am not a pedophile
User avatar #335397 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
You hit on Suzanna though. How are you not a pedophile?
User avatar #335399 - alexanderburns (11/09/2014) [-]
I didn't finish inside of her
#335404 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
Alexanderburns confirmed for statutory rape.
#335381 - I already feel embarassed for still browsing it at 19. I sure …  [+] (13 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #335382 - alexanderburns (11/09/2014) [-]
you could do me with your time
User avatar #335384 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
I'm already misticalz's cumslut though.

youretooslow.sanic.exe
User avatar #335409 - bladeboy (11/09/2014) [-]
Whore, I thought you were mine lobstersleff
User avatar #335411 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
Sorry you had to find out like this babe. I hope we can still be friends.
User avatar #335412 - bladeboy (11/09/2014) [-]
I DONT BEFRIEND SKANKS
User avatar #335413 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #335388 - misticalz (11/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #335385 - alexanderburns (11/09/2014) [-]
no pedos allowed on hating
User avatar #335386 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
That doesn't exclude you.
User avatar #335392 - alexanderburns (11/09/2014) [-]
I am not a pedophile
User avatar #335397 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
You hit on Suzanna though. How are you not a pedophile?
User avatar #335399 - alexanderburns (11/09/2014) [-]
I didn't finish inside of her
#335404 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
Alexanderburns confirmed for statutory rape.
#335378 - The post I linked or my post?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #335393 - thebestpieever (11/09/2014) [-]
The post.
#335377 - Don't do that to yourself man. It's not worth it. 11/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#335369 - Oh, and I'd give "Another" and "Psycho Pass&quo…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #335372 - thechosentroll (11/09/2014) [-]
Another sucked ass. I'll look into Psycho Pass later. Right now I'm challenging myself. I shall read the entirety of the Naruto manga from start to finish without dropping it or throwing up.
User avatar #335377 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
Don't do that to yourself man. It's not worth it.
#335368 - Just about anything by Junji Ito. Usumaki and Gyo were masterpieces. 11/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#335366 - >This hurt my intelligence Did it? Did i…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
#335379 - anonexplains (11/09/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/You+heard+me+big+boys/funny-pictures/5347846/
>posting dubs as content
congrats on your 1 in 10
User avatar #335374 - thebestpieever (11/09/2014) [-]
I don't get it. At all.
User avatar #335378 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
The post I linked or my post?
User avatar #335393 - thebestpieever (11/09/2014) [-]
The post.
User avatar #335376 - alexanderburns (11/09/2014) [-]
It's probably because you're retarded
User avatar #335391 - thebestpieever (11/09/2014) [-]
I don't think there's room for "probably".
#335360 - Picture 11/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#335353 - What a witty response.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#335357 - alexanderburns (11/09/2014) [-]
#335360 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
#335348 - I ordered the terminal lung cancer with a side of chemo. 11/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#335334 - Stop wearing loose clothes.  [+] (17 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#335337 - alexanderburns (11/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #335353 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
What a witty response.
#335357 - alexanderburns (11/09/2014) [-]
#335360 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
#335338 - princessren (11/09/2014) [-]
stop wearing clothes
User avatar #335342 - alexanderburns (11/09/2014) [-]
literally the worst mascot to ever be on this board
#335343 - princessren (11/09/2014) [-]
the use your rad MS paint skillz to make her look like Yui
thanks
#335345 - alexanderburns (11/09/2014) [-]
#335346 - princessren (11/09/2014) [-]
#335349 - alexanderburns (11/09/2014) [-]
#335361 - princessren (11/09/2014) [-]
pls
#335364 - alexanderburns (11/09/2014) [-]
#335365 - princessren (11/09/2014) [-]
#335367 - alexanderburns (11/09/2014) [-]
will paint for dickpics
#335370 - princessren (11/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #335401 - plumpbooty (11/09/2014) [-]
bump for peen
User avatar #335371 - alexanderburns (11/09/2014) [-]
benis
#335197 - That's because all of the people with any common sense have le…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #335206 - kosmic (11/08/2014) [-]
so what does that say about us?
User avatar #335223 - thebestpieever (11/08/2014) [-]
That we are retards, duh.
#335188 - It's even worse when they start talking about how emotionally … 11/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#335089 - Necrophilia and gore. I only masturbated to gore like once tho…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#335108 - anonexplains (11/08/2014) [-]
uhhhh
#334866 - Too bad.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #334877 - alexanderburns (11/07/2014) [-]
I'll give you mine
User avatar #334870 - alexanderburns (11/07/2014) [-]
pls
#334863 - Shut the **** up James, you're scaring all of the…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #334864 - ferrettamer (11/07/2014) [-]
:^(
#334859 - None. But considering how much I'd figuratively have …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #334861 - alexanderburns (11/07/2014) [-]
I need pics, lobster
User avatar #334866 - lobselvith (11/07/2014) [-]
Too bad.
User avatar #334877 - alexanderburns (11/07/2014) [-]
I'll give you mine
User avatar #334870 - alexanderburns (11/07/2014) [-]
pls
#334849 - No thanks, I already have plenty of orbit white. Thanks for as…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #334852 - alexanderburns (11/07/2014) [-]
but how much of my semen do you have
User avatar #334859 - lobselvith (11/07/2014) [-]
None.

But considering how much I'd figuratively have if we collected it all from how much you've probably jacked it to me already, I'd probably have jugs full.

Am I not far off the mark?
User avatar #334861 - alexanderburns (11/07/2014) [-]
I need pics, lobster
User avatar #334866 - lobselvith (11/07/2014) [-]
Too bad.
User avatar #334877 - alexanderburns (11/07/2014) [-]
I'll give you mine
User avatar #334870 - alexanderburns (11/07/2014) [-]
pls
User avatar #334858 - thebestpieever (11/07/2014) [-]
A jar, duh, we all have one.
#334844 - >Thinks being anonymous automatically invalidates statement…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #334846 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/07/2014) [-]
>white name
User avatar #334848 - ferrettamer (11/07/2014) [-]
>you being newer then her on hating
oh boy
User avatar #334851 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/07/2014) [-]
>light blue name
User avatar #335037 - rokkarokkaali (11/08/2014) [-]
faggot
User avatar #334867 - thebestpieever (11/07/2014) [-]
You're so stupid it hurts, mate.
User avatar #334869 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/07/2014) [-]
Like your mom's head game?
User avatar #334871 - thebestpieever (11/07/2014) [-]
How can an action be hurtful on account of an intellect level it doesn't have?
User avatar #334873 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/07/2014) [-]
Hahah
User avatar #334853 - ferrettamer (11/07/2014) [-]
oh boy
#334842 - It's not even 7:00 yet and it's already ******* p…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #335036 - rokkarokkaali (11/08/2014) [-]
It's gonna be a long night, and I'm gonna make it longer baby ;)
User avatar #334875 - teoberry (11/07/2014) [-]
want to sex?
User avatar #334876 - teoberry (11/07/2014) [-]
ferrettamer alexanderburns
sorry boys i got this
User avatar #334970 - misticalz (11/08/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #334911 - ferrettamer (11/08/2014) [-]
:^(
#334884 - alexanderburns (11/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #334847 - ferrettamer (11/07/2014) [-]
I can lighten up your world hun. Mine is better than alexander's cause it wasn't provocative
User avatar #334863 - lobselvith (11/07/2014) [-]
Shut the fuck up James, you're scaring all of the male attention away.
User avatar #334864 - ferrettamer (11/07/2014) [-]
:^(
User avatar #334843 - alexanderburns (11/07/2014) [-]
I can whiten the night up for you
User avatar #334849 - lobselvith (11/07/2014) [-]
No thanks, I already have plenty of orbit white. Thanks for asking though.
User avatar #334852 - alexanderburns (11/07/2014) [-]
but how much of my semen do you have
User avatar #334859 - lobselvith (11/07/2014) [-]
None.

But considering how much I'd figuratively have if we collected it all from how much you've probably jacked it to me already, I'd probably have jugs full.

Am I not far off the mark?
User avatar #334861 - alexanderburns (11/07/2014) [-]
I need pics, lobster
User avatar #334866 - lobselvith (11/07/2014) [-]
Too bad.
User avatar #334877 - alexanderburns (11/07/2014) [-]
I'll give you mine
User avatar #334870 - alexanderburns (11/07/2014) [-]
pls
User avatar #334858 - thebestpieever (11/07/2014) [-]
A jar, duh, we all have one.
#334776 - ...I still don't understand why that statement upsets you so much. 11/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#334415 - But almond milk tastes way better than dairy. 11/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#334414 - I'm going vegan to prevent almond cruelty. What are you doing …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#334399 - >Pour glass of almond milk >Drink about half of what…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#334407 - anonexplains (11/06/2014) [-]
that's what you get for trying to milk an almond. ALMOND TITTIES
User avatar #334406 - thegrohltroll (11/06/2014) [-]
I didn't know almonds were mammals.
You learn something new everyday.
User avatar #334414 - lobselvith (11/06/2014) [-]
I'm going vegan to prevent almond cruelty. What are you doing to stop almond abuse?
User avatar #334404 - nefarian (11/06/2014) [-]
Then it's time to get the dairy milk
User avatar #334415 - lobselvith (11/06/2014) [-]
But almond milk tastes way better than dairy.
#334315 - I think it's ridiculous that people are making such a big deal…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #334317 - thegrohltroll (11/06/2014) [-]
I'm afraid that the fact that stephen colbert had that girl on his show might make this an IRL thing. I hope not.

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