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Gender: female
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS2
Video Games Played: Fatal Frame, SIlent Hill, Dead Space, Indie horror, other spooky games not worth mentioning.
Interests: Games, Spooky scary stuff
Date Signed Up:8/30/2013
Last Login:7/09/2014
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Formerly "mandatorycreeper".

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#9 - Comment deleted 06/04/2014 on I love reptiles +2
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on I love reptiles +5
#8 - ruebezahl Comment deleted by lobselvith
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#271669 - I think this comment sums it up pretty well; …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
User avatar #271718 - dumbassvtwo (06/04/2014) [-]
I never heard him blame the kid. All he said about her kids was how they've learnt the racism off her. "Wow! You got your kids swearing at me." Nothing about blaming the kids there.

But I don't really think he talked shit to her. More like just passively responded to her comments making some sarcastic comments here and there.
User avatar #271738 - lobselvith (06/04/2014) [-]
He was still instigating things. He knew that staying there was pissing her off, he knew that taping the whole things was pissing her off, and he kept doing it.
#271666 - I know that feel. My attention span has gotten so bad that I c…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #271667 - fistfireace (06/04/2014) [-]
It really sucks whenever I'm watching a movie with someone (have to use my computer by hooking it up via HDMI since I don't have a gaming system that works or a DVD player). So, that just makes me end up talking through the whole movie so I won't be bored.
User avatar #271668 - fistfireace (06/04/2014) [-]
Hook it to the TV via HDMI I mean.
#271388 - I think you've made a huge underestimate of how lonely and des… 06/04/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#271335 - Whoa, horrible unfunny OC on Front Page? Shocking.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#271337 - fistfireace (06/03/2014) [-]
#5 - Picture 06/03/2014 on Dead children's playground +1
#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Dead children's playground +1
#6 - platinuminfernape (06/04/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#7 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
I live near by maple hill its fucking scary at night. not only is DCP there but the grave yard is practically a fraternity house for demons
#3 - Picture 06/03/2014 on Dead children's playground +2
#271303 - I still haven't found any deaf people to have a threesome with. 06/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#271266 - I doubt those games would be nearly as popular as they are if …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #271269 - dalokan (06/03/2014) [-]
I feel you.

Bandicoot's I controls are so shit
#271237 - Found the incultured **** . 06/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
#271235 - It's still fun as **** to walk down the street dr… 06/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#271221 - Silent Hill 2. 06/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#271207 - I've known that from the start. Remember when he used…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #271209 - thechosentroll (06/03/2014) [-]
Ah yes, I also remember when he came up with stickies. He'd sticky bestiality, gore and mutilated fetuses that would automatically be removed if they got a certain amount of thumbs up.
#271192 - Maybe the girl you liked chose the " ******* &… 06/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#271173 - Not anymore. I snap crackle and popped out of there.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #271178 - freedomreturns (06/03/2014) [-]
You gotta strawberry jam outta there.
#271169 - Just my collection of Food Fight DVDs.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #271171 - alexanderburns (06/03/2014) [-]
Sounds like you're in a pickle.
User avatar #271173 - lobselvith (06/03/2014) [-]
Not anymore. I snap crackle and popped out of there.
User avatar #271178 - freedomreturns (06/03/2014) [-]
You gotta strawberry jam outta there.
User avatar #271170 - fargfive (06/03/2014) [-]
Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?
#271166 - Today, I learned that my Mom apparently doesn't think that I'…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #271167 - fargfive (06/03/2014) [-]
she found your porn/drugs/collection of severed fingers, didn't she?
User avatar #271169 - lobselvith (06/03/2014) [-]
Just my collection of Food Fight DVDs.
User avatar #271171 - alexanderburns (06/03/2014) [-]
Sounds like you're in a pickle.
User avatar #271173 - lobselvith (06/03/2014) [-]
Not anymore. I snap crackle and popped out of there.
User avatar #271178 - freedomreturns (06/03/2014) [-]
You gotta strawberry jam outta there.
User avatar #271170 - fargfive (06/03/2014) [-]
Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?
#271097 - Summerfags will be summerfags. 06/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#271023 - "I know nobody cares, but..." Is the equiv…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +8
User avatar #271033 - awesomerninjathing (06/03/2014) [-]
fucking
wow
#271010 - Front page is even more **** than it's ever been.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #271016 - damandan (06/03/2014) [-]
Its always more shit then its ever been
User avatar #271060 - majormayor (06/03/2014) [-]
This is a good comment mocking people who complain about what's on this website without any solid criticism of why the content is bad.
#270907 - Picture 06/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#270898 - Boo ******* hoo. Why is this in morbid-channel?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
User avatar #270942 - rebornpooper (06/03/2014) [-]
Fake and gay.
#270913 - tvfreakuk (06/03/2014) [-]
mfw 3DS version is rumoured to be in production (or at least consideration)

Though even if it were in consideration, it probably won't get made until late 2015 or some shit...
#270939 - rokkarokkaali (06/03/2014) [-]
yfw you won't be able to eat for two weeks because still low on cash
#270996 - tvfreakuk (06/03/2014) [-]
If it meant I could finally play Majora's Mask, and in HD no less, I would do it


inb4 get an emulator; I wish people would stop suggesting that. I don't have a powerful enough laptop for it - and it would be pointless because if I really wanted to do that I'd have to get a new laptop, and that would cost more than just getting Majora's Mask when it eventually comes out on DS
User avatar #271022 - alexanderburns (06/03/2014) [-]
How could you not have a powerful enough laptop for N64 emulation? My old Toshiba from 2007, with 1.2Ghz dual core CPU, integrated graphics, and 1GB ram could run it almost perfectly.
User avatar #270904 - dumerveil (06/03/2014) [-]
cause muh nostalgia
#270669 - Damn it feels good to be a grad. 06/02/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1

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#126 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
rate my cat
User avatar #127 to #126 - lobselvith (07/08/2014) [-]
It isn't hairlesss. 2/10 for the effort.
User avatar #128 to #127 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
you disgust me
User avatar #129 to #128 - lobselvith (07/08/2014) [-]
Your cat disgusts me.
User avatar #118 - shibe ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
ay wanna play fistful of frags with me and maybe rokka?
User avatar #119 to #118 - lobselvith (06/19/2014) [-]
Sure.
User avatar #120 to #119 - shibe ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
ok answer our call on skype
User avatar #122 to #120 - fuzzypickles (07/05/2014) [-]
oo ooo leme play too
User avatar #123 to #122 - shibe ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
BIT LATE
User avatar #111 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
Were you truthful in that thread that kri­zz made where he asked "What is wrong with you people?"
if you don't remember, it was the thread that erupted into an argument about whether or not you should breed and resulted in people calling me edgy.

You stated that you were pessimistic and couldn't enjoy anything. Is there any truth to that?
User avatar #112 to #111 - lobselvith (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah. Why?
User avatar #113 to #112 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
Doesn't sound very pleasant. Can I hear how you became that way?
User avatar #114 to #113 - lobselvith (06/14/2014) [-]
...Why do you want to know?
User avatar #115 to #114 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
I'm assuming you want to avoid being pessimistic and enjoy life more, so I want to help
It is my duty as a human being to help others
I also know how to change minds easily, or at least, how to change ones own mind
User avatar #116 to #115 - lobselvith (06/14/2014) [-]
I don't just dish out my life story to total strangers, sorry. It's nice that you want to help and all, but I'd feel really uncomfortable telling you everything.
User avatar #117 to #116 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I am special in that way, that I don't have problems doing that. Sorry if I seem intrusive, I simply don't have that.. mechanism so to speak. I'm not going to hound you about it. Cya, then, and good luck
User avatar #107 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
wow u have like 6 xbox games
User avatar #108 to #107 - lobselvith (06/08/2014) [-]
Yeah I know. I have like 8 billion PS2 games though.
User avatar #109 to #108 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
They're probably all just copies of the same game
User avatar #110 to #109 - lobselvith (06/08/2014) [-]
They're all Silent Hill 3.
User avatar #92 - fuzzypickles (05/17/2014) [-]
hi
#94 to #93 - fuzzypickles (05/18/2014) [-]
Howl's it going?
Anything new?
User avatar #95 to #94 - lobselvith (05/18/2014) [-]
Nothing much really other than finally getting a car of my own.

What about you?
User avatar #99 to #95 - fuzzypickles (05/20/2014) [-]
Woah really ??? thats awesome taytay!!

Ahh man a lot has happened in our mutual silence; i dropped out of school and walked into a job that pays $30000 a year before tax, WITH bonuses, and carrer progression....

dont even ask how i did it im 18 with no experience like wtf lol
User avatar #100 to #99 - lobselvith (05/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, the car is pretty old, but I think I'll be getting it from my grandparents in these next couple months or so.

Why didn't you keep up with school? But the job thing, really? That's great. You could probably get a cheap apartment with that kind of money.

What inspired you to come back to FJ anyway?
User avatar #101 to #100 - fuzzypickles (05/21/2014) [-]
I hated school so much man, the people there were really nasty, and were all the "badman" popular archetype. Like, every single one. I didnt fit in and i didnt know anyone in my class really since its a college and it doesnt really encourage social activity. A few people there psychologically made my life hell Taylor honestly, i hated it. Thats the main reason i missed like 4 weeks of school. I was becoming pretty depressed.

Yeah the job is awesome, Im looking to save up like 70% and get on the property ladder at a young age. Im going to stay home until i have a decent deposit.
im also looking to move up the corporate ladder :^)

Your CV helped me a lot with my job application btw

What are you doing these days, did you get the job you applied for ? Anything else new?
User avatar #102 to #101 - lobselvith (05/21/2014) [-]
I'm sorry that that happened to you. That's awful, you should have told someone. Did you get picked on, or what?

It's no problem, you don't need to thank me.

And yeah, I did get the job. I've been working there for about three months now. It's pretty cushy. I don't exactly need to work my as off, but I need to pay enough attention to what I'm doing to do my job.

Actually, my boyfriend just got the promotion he's been working for a couple years ago. Since he's making a lot more than what he was, we've decided that once we both get at least 5,000 saved up in both of our accounts, we're going to move out and get an apartment. I forgot to mention that.

Anything else other than your job going on in your life?
User avatar #104 to #102 - fuzzypickles (05/23/2014) [-]
It was more psychological, they wouldnt have touched me to be honest.
I'd say it was psychological bullying, it was the worst type because i felt helpless and ive never really been bullied before.. :p

Ahh im so glad you got the job! your job sounds like a laff what do you do in it?

Omg taylor thats amazing!! Ive never met you irl but im genuinely smiling right now, im really hapy for you. I think you'll be a lot more at ease living with your bf, away from your stepdad. And congratz for your boyfried!

Not much else to be honest, i literally cant think of anything important or special!
User avatar #105 to #104 - lobselvith (05/23/2014) [-]
My job isn't really that exciting, I just get to bag people's groceries, push in carts, and change the trash around the store. Nothing too major.

And yeah, I'll finally be able to get my own cat. I'm really excited, but moving out probably isn't going to happen for another year or so.
User avatar #106 to #105 - fuzzypickles (05/28/2014) [-]
Fair enough, as long as youre getting paid thats all that matters lol


Ooo what breed of cat? so lucky!

are you going to buy or rent??
User avatar #103 to #102 - lobselvith (05/22/2014) [-]
"my boyfriend just got the promotion he's been working for a couple years ago"

Just got the promotion a couple of years ago. Right.

Goddamn it, I meant a couple of weeks ago.
User avatar #86 - teoyuppie (05/09/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/QueerBoy/jXDGLwK
You think he'll be mad? ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #87 to #86 - lobselvith (05/09/2014) [-]
He'll beat you up with his kawaiitits OC and block you. Be careful, he might call you a ****** and pull even ******** comics out of his ass.
User avatar #88 to #87 - teoyuppie (05/09/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Justfarcry3things/funny-pictures/5131187/143#143
I prove him wrong and still calls it an opinion and continues to act like a pompous douche.
User avatar #89 to #88 - lobselvith (05/09/2014) [-]
I can't even follow what this douche is talking about.

"Well I don't personally think I'm using it that way - it's more like an ''added feature'' to my comics - not necessarily a catalyst. " What?

Bonus ****** points for using the ^__^ face.
User avatar #91 to #89 - teoyuppie (05/09/2014) [-]
Spread the comic around and hopefully we'll see where it goes.
User avatar #84 - revengeforfreeze (05/09/2014) [-]
Can you link me to some **** that will make me have trouble sleeping?
Btw, have you seen totheark? Or Marble Hornets
User avatar #85 to #84 - lobselvith (05/09/2014) [-]
Some /x/ posts are pretty creepy, like the firsthand experience threads, but I doubt you feel like wading through all of the **** that goes on there just to get to the good stuff.

It's been awhile since anything has legitimately kept me up at night, but here are a couple tumblr blogs;

creepyabandonedplaces.tumblr.com
creepycollections.tumblr.com

Also, don't know if you've heard about this guy yet, but here's his youtube channel;

www.youtube.com/user/TheNewStoryteller

This guy uploads video after video of himself reading kids' books and making his own movies. Over a thousand videos on his channel, just of him reading kids' books and making his own home made movies. Some of the videos go on for hours. Apparently he used to be able to talk normally, but then he had a stroke.

I've never heard anything about either of those two.
User avatar #98 to #85 - revengeforfreeze (05/20/2014) [-]
totheark is basically this youtube channel that creates trippy, distorted, often chopped up videos using material from the marblehornets videos, footage from Pearl harbour (supposedly) and footage from this one russian experiment where they tried to keep the heart alive outside of the chest cavity and **** . he names all of his videos with one Word that is possibly related, possibly not related to the plotline. there are Always detectives in the comment section of his videos, quite interesting to read their conclusions if i may say so myself. I suggest them, but
marble hornets is what you should probably Watch first. it's a 'mockumentary' (of what I've Heard, not sure if that's the right Word for it) about slender man, much in the style of tribe twelve and dark harvest. I've not yet watched tribe twelve or dark harvest, though there is a youtube channel similar to totheark called "kindvonderritter" which means the Child of the night in german, it seriously freaked me out the first time i watched it
also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyx6LKtSr6s
Heard this song? or read the creepy pasta? kagome kagome, i suggest that one too. probaly not what you'd consider "good" but it's Worth a shot.
User avatar #90 to #85 - revengeforfreeze (05/09/2014) [-]
Thanks!! I really appreciate it. The kick I get from scary stuff is only paralleled by the kick I get out of stab... Uhh.. did someone say something
User avatar #82 - thebestpieever ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
I just realised: Around a fifth of Morbid Channel's recent output is yours. Do you make any content or just share the stuff you find?
User avatar #83 to #82 - lobselvith (04/27/2014) [-]
I just share the stuff I find.
#80 - EdwardNigma (04/24/2014) [-]
Happy Eastern Australian time birthday yeeeeeee
Happy Eastern Australian time birthday yeeeeeee
User avatar #77 - thebestpieever ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Here's the finished story, to be honest it's not one of my best works but I tried my best:
pastebin.com/WtjFH8ZY

Thanks for the suggestion; regardless of quality and the time it took, that's the most word I've put to page in over a week.
User avatar #73 - gardenmanly (01/09/2014) [-]
So sadly it appears as though your options for a girl-pursues-boy VN are quite limited.. My friend said she has only played a couple, they are Date Warp (she said this was pretty good but short and no sexual content) and Hatoful Boyfriend (which she said was really strange because all the characters are pidgeons?? lol)
I didn't know if you wanted to do mainly Romance/Date Sim type things like katawa shoujo, but there are also some good ones out there with female protagonists that are more adventure or mystery

Also, if you wanna try something I can promise you will bring tears to your eyes, try Clannad. Its really really good, its a boy-pursues-girl but it is just really pretty awesome, I highly recommend it!
User avatar #74 to #73 - lobselvith (01/09/2014) [-]
Cool, thanks for all of the suggestions. I might try Clannad, I don't know about the other two though.

Romance is kind of the genre I'm going for, but it doesn't absolutely have to be girl-pursues-guy. I mean, sure, I'd rather it be girl-persues-guy, but guy-persues-girl is fine too. It's just that a female self-insert would be easier to relate to.
User avatar #75 to #74 - gardenmanly (01/09/2014) [-]
yeah man no problem, Clannad is one of my all time favorites, and I don't know, the pigeon one sound pretty freakin weird... I'm re-evaluating what I think of my friend..

and I know what your saying, I don't know why there aren't many out there with a female protagonist... seems weird

let me know what you think of the rest of katawa shoujo and clannad if you play it
User avatar #69 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Ty for accepting, I had to see what misti kek'd at.
User avatar #70 to #69 - lobselvith (12/24/2013) [-]
i thought you liked me for who i was....
User avatar #71 to #70 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
yeah but i dont need to be your virtual friend to show you that
User avatar #64 - misticalz (12/24/2013) [-]
Oh ur mandatorycreeper
Hai bae.
Do u still hate me 4 flirting with other chickeypoos
User avatar #65 to #64 - lobselvith (12/24/2013) [-]
no i take you back ;)

I thought everyone knew that I was mandatorycreeper.
User avatar #66 to #65 - misticalz (12/24/2013) [-]

No I just thought you were some random person
User avatar #63 - cycloneclone (12/19/2013) [-]
Thank you based lobselvith for giving me my 5000th thumb not that i care about thumbs anyways
User avatar #61 - revengeforfreeze (12/12/2013) [-]
you used to be mandatorycreeper? wtf
User avatar #62 to #61 - lobselvith (12/12/2013) [-]
Yeah. My account got thumb-banned.
User avatar #60 - revengeforfreeze (12/12/2013) [-]
lez
User avatar #57 - shibe ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
OH NOW YOU ADD ME
User avatar #58 to #57 - lobselvith (11/27/2013) [-]
Just accept ****** .
User avatar #59 to #58 - shibe ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
I did
User avatar #53 - rokkarokkaali (11/08/2013) [-]
baby why you never on skype
User avatar #54 to #53 - lobselvith (11/08/2013) [-]
****** you have to make me get on Skype. Just message me, mang, and I'll be there.
User avatar #48 - rokkarokkaali (10/25/2013) [-]
hey bby u got a skyp? :^ )
User avatar #51 to #48 - lobselvith (10/25/2013) [-]
ye mang
my skype is mandatorycreeper
#46 - shibe ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
rokkarokkaali said he was gonna fuk u

ha get fukt rokk :^)
User avatar #47 to #46 - lobselvith (10/25/2013) [-]
omg this is so embarrassing
#50 to #47 - ferrettamer ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
Join us on the path to illumination friend
Join us on the path to illumination friend
User avatar #67 to #50 - misticalz (12/24/2013) [-]
kek
User avatar #68 to #67 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, it was pretty funny eh? I'm pretty funny yeah (:
#49 to #47 - shibe ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
what a weirdo

u shuld date me instad :^)
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