Same to you, man - und an guten Rutsch

Was macht ihr heut abends?

Meine Schwester und ihr Freund kommen und dann spielen wir entweder HeroQuest, Risiko oder Scotland Yard

Und ihr?

Alles noch nie probiert.D

Saufen bei Andi, was sonst?

HeroQuest ist geil, aber wenn ihr eh D&D spielt wahrscheinlich bissel überflüssig ^^

Risiko ist kacke, meine Persönliche Meinung :/ aber die anderen spielen's gerne

Scotland Yard is so lange her, keine Ahnung mehr wie das war....aber meine Schwester wills spielen



Ja stimmt, was denn sonst xD

Ach sowas in die RIchtung.D Na dann viel Spaß

Ja, bisschen schade eig, weil meine Freundinn in Köln bei ihrer Familie ist aber haja...passiert.D

Hey, Köln, das is nur 70km von wo Vera gerade ist....

Meinste die betrügen uns miteinander?

Ach Vera ist auch nicht da?

Ich hoffe nicht

Nee, bei Maite ist Silvester ne Familienfeier, die hocken zamm und machen raclette

Nee, ihre Mama hat ja MS und hat momentan nen Schub, da wollte sie zuhause bleiben, weil die es ja dann auch schwer hat, auf unsere Meute von Fellgetier aufzupassen....

Ach, es hätte was

Nix gegen deine Freundin aber Maite ist irgendwie ein ungewöhnlicher Name

Na immerhin was.D

Naja, ich hau mal ab, bis morgen oder so, have fun und guten Rutsch!

Viel Spaß euch Chaoten ^^

Ah, okay, stimmt, das ist dann kacke.D

Naja, nicht wirklich.D sicher schön anzuschauen, aber ich hab meine freundinn doch lieber für mich selber.D

Ja, weiß ich, weiß ich

Ziemlich kacke

Hmm, auch wieder wahr

Hassen ihre Eltern sie? xD

Eben, eben

Nope, eigentlich garnicht.D

Aber komm schon, so schlimm ists ned.D mann kanns mit Mai abkürzen, dann klingts nedmal komisch

Hmm ja stimmt, klingt eigentlich schon eher süß

Siiiiiiehste.D Alter, um 6e treffmer uns, eigentlich müsst ich noch mindestens 3 stunden schlafen und 2 aufm Klo verbringen

Meine Erfahrung sagt mir nimm dir die Zeit zum kacken

Sowieso.D

Boah, mich grauts jetzt schonwieder vor dem Kater morgen.

Dann sauf halt net so viel

War seit Halloween nichtmehr wirklich betrunken Aber langsam hab ich mal wieder Lust.D

Na dann musste auch mit dem Kater leben

Ha komm schon, zeig halt mal bisschen Mitleid.D

Morgen vielleicht

That would imply that I´m not totally aryan, tho

I´m even more aryan on the inside!

It's the ********* on the inside that counts

cool, cool - naja, wenn sie sich ordentlich einlebt gibts daran ja nix negatives.d

Naja, der kann ganz schön nervig sein

Was machter denn?

Der räumt gerne auf.....also schmeißt gerne alles Mögliche überall runter....und er klaut auch gerne die Futterbeutel und reißt die dann auf

Mussten erstmal alles in die schränke packen

Ohmann naja, warhscheinlich weil er bisher relativ weit für sich selber sorgen musste

Thanks man.

did not get the pussy yet, tho.

first boyfriend, yet again, so I won´t be an asshole.

**** her gently

but that is forbidden **** , dood.

no but seriously, what the hell is that?

also I´m sick, männergrippe. so there´s that problem, too.

Obiously **** , too: vimeo.com/44725028

What the hell is a Männergrippe?

That´s why the little angel-thingie looked so weird.

Kennst du den Begriff nicht? Einfach nur ne Grippe aber es heißt ja immer gern das Männer da weitaus mehr drunter leiden als Frauen...beziehungsweiße das sie es mehr raushängen lassen. Weil man nicht flennen kann wenn man sich den Fuß bricht oder sich mit dem Hammer auf die Hand donnert flennt man dann halt bei der Grippe.D

Yeah, I guess Jack Black as an Angel should look weird...

Nee, wenn ich krank bin bin ich meistens eher genervt als weinerlich

Tuts auch Wobei die live echt enttäuschend waren:I

Eh, eie gesunde mischung aus beidem sollte es sein

Überrascht mich net. Ich find die netmal so normal so dolle....ganz nice aber auch nix besonderes

Ja wahrscheinlich Meine Variante ist jedenfalls auch net die beste....

Eben. Gut aber nicht mehr.

Haja. Ich hoff nur das es morgen vorbei ist, langsam hab ich nämlich echt keinen bock mehr krank sein suckt.

Krank sein hat halt nicht mehr die Vorteile von "Keine Schule und ganzen Tag im bett betüddelt werden"

Erwachsen sein ist doof :/

Warn das noch Zeiten ey.D

Wir haben übrigens jetzt ne 4. Katze xD

Nice. Ihr seid das örtliche verrückte Katzenpäärchen

Als ganz kleine geholt oder ist sie schon erwachsen?

Eher Vera, ich bin nur Mitläufer

Der ist schon 3 Jahre und nur ein Pflegekater bisher. Ist taub und stammt aus ner totalen Assiwohnung

Oh **** , das arme ding

Allerdings....alleinerziehende Assimutter mit 3 Kindern, war wahrscheinlich für den armen stress pur :/ Musste dann weg, weil er immer in die Wohnung gepisst hat, ja warum wohl....

Der Typ der ihn abgeholt hat hat auch gesagt, das Klo war voll mit Scheiße bis oben hin und die wundert sich, dass er in die Wohnung macht....

Naja, bei uns hat er noch nicht einmal in die Wohnung gemacht, mit unseren kuschelt er jetzt auch schon und anfassen lässt er sich auch Man merkt richtig, dass er endlich mal entspannt ist

Ohmann, wie assozial - gesund ist er auch, schon durchgecheckt?

Er ist durchgecheckt, ja. Entwurmt und entfloht haben wir ihn, hatte er aber wahrscheinlich eh nix. Geimpft muss er noch werden.

Sehr nice.D Ihr Katzenretter

Ja, haja kann ja Vera nix abschlagen War halt Zufall, dass es gerade in unserer Gegend war, nur irgendwie ne Viertelstunde oder so von hier weg

Fine, fine - went back to University to get another bachelors degree - you?

I don´t have the time right now but I´ll give it a try this evening.

Just do it, really - what could happen? I mean, your friend won´t see the reactions even if they are negative so it won´t disencourage him - and some people might like it, so it´s still a win.

Sounds like fun. Me, nothing much, I've set out to finish high school for kinda real now, since I'm a dropout. I'm too much of a pessimist and I don't feel like it because there's nothing I really want from life, I've never wanted to have a future or anything of my own tbh, I just want to be alone.

Update me when you've listened to it enough times.

Ehh I guess. I just don't want to deal with the pain in the ass of the negative comments even though I can just easily disregard them

Eh, not too bad, either. Wish I could go back to highschool like I am now, it would be way more fun. Well, in my opinion it´s like this: University > Work - so I´ll stay as long as I can

I will.

Oh I don't attend school though, I solicit exams and pay for them, they give me the books I'll need and study the entire things by myself, I have a month to study the whole books and then present the exams.

Didn´t even know it was possible like that to be honest.

It's kinda easier to me since I don't have to deal with people at all, the only hard part is not dicking around most of the time and actually learn the stuff.

errything

Eh, I'd just like, y'know, a button that, like, removes me from existance. All traces of me, all memory, all gone. I'd just vanish. That'd be great

Nah. That´s nothing for me. I want to be remembered.

Why's that?

I dunno...guess I´m just a drama queen

lol alright I can accept that

Not a great explanation, tho

Ah, aight - haven´t you spoken to him yet, about it?

Eh, lots. I´ve tried several psychatrists...my main problem is that I LIKE being ****** up. I see the world and I don´t really want to be happy in it. Just the idea feels wrong enough.

No, I keep pushing it up because I'm kinda scared of what he'll say...

Well....uh....yeah...that's a....problem.... So you're a psycho-massochist?

Damn, that´s harsh...No idea how to help, tho, considering that I have that problem, too, whenever a problems up. No chance that I´ll talk to my parents.

...eh, no ******* idea. But I like the word.

Well actually maybe scared is the wrong word, more ashamed. Really, I love my parents, it's just kinda weird with my dad. You know, we can talk hours and hours about stupid stuff. Last time we were there, he, my brother, Vera and I talked about an hour about how werewolves were actually only in wolf state for less than a microsecond, because full moon is only a very, very short state. Everything else is just either before or after full moon. But when it's about serious stuff it gets kinda weird....

Well, it's my word, so you can't use it

Okay? Weird. But yeah, parents are kinda complicated - you want to do your own thing, but you´re still terrified because you don´t want to **** with their expectations.

Dang

Thaaat's.....pretty much it, yeah. Except I don't really know what I wanna do right now but I don't wanna keep trying out ****

Well, maybe I'll let ya use it for one million dollars

Same situation here - I just hope that I made thr right choice this time.

...one...million?

Why are we so ******* jobically stupid???

One...million....million

Probably because our whole generation is ******* ****** up in every way? just a lucky guess?

Yeah....yeah I think you're on to something there

We dun goofed man, we dun goofed.

Aww man....I hate having dun goofed

Seriously, man.

I mean, I don´t really like blaming everything on circumstances but damn - something IS ****** up with our generation.

Well, they were telling us a LOT that we were gonna fail in life...

Still doing so, to be honest - and the fact that we´re being told WHILE we´re failing doesn´t make it any easier.D

And yet we're also the generation who aparently ***** up everything, while no one is really helping :/

There really wasn´t that much left to **** up, was there?

Not really, think not. I mean, a little bit of European unity I guess but Merkel's doing a pretty good job with that right now

To be honest, at this point I wouldn´t mind a total reset that much.

A reset of what?

Those weren´t living parts. Huge rooms for food and stuff...Armories. All that **** . But now that it´s mostly empty or storage-room it´s pretty impressive despite the start-usage.

I also find it impressive how they managed to store the food without it rotting. But it probably tasted like ****

Salt, mostly. Or smoke - guess I´ll be learning more about that stuff in the coming years-D

Yeah probably And it's very interesting, but I don't think it'd be my kinda job

Well, to each his own - what´s your plan, either way?.d

I have noooo ******* idea. Probably something IT

Haha.D Nice.D Exactly how my first Studium wnt.D

Yeah mine too. I just have no clue what to do, I don't know what I want so IT is the most logical choice as I have kind of a thing for computers

Just be the IT-Guy for some Company, I guess?

No idea what to do with IT, tbh.

You´ll see, in some years we´ll all be overly successfull and all that, no problem. as if

Yeah, gonna make a Ausbildung I guess....

Haha, yeah, sure, hahahahaa.........

Well, Studium AND Ausbildung definitely qualifies you for a ******** of stuff.

well, why not? One can dream. I still dream of winning the lottery, for example.

No, I think I'm gonna break off the studium, it's just not what I wanted and I don't think I'm smart enough for it....

Dreams are schäume man, they suck :/

Don´t say that dude. You´re through more then half of it, aren´t you?

Men, I like dreams. Doubt that I wouldn´t have offed myself yet without dreams. I like dreaming.

Not really, I failed a lot of exams :/ I dunno what I'm gonna do, I just know I'm not happy the way it is right now

Guess I'm just too pessimistic for this world then

Damn:I At least try to get through, tho - pretty sure you´re clever enough to make it and it looks better in your Lebenslauf if you got your bachelors.

Nah, I´m the same - but knowing that my dreams will never come true doesn´t stop me from dreaming them

Well, that's the problem. I'm pretty sure I won't make it. It's a LOT of maths, and I'm getting ******* sick of it

See, that's where I'm too pessimistic for it

So, it´s more like you don´t want it then you think that you can´t make it - it´s different, then.

yeah, math sucks.

Eh. I unno. sounds dumb, I know, but I couldn´t make it otherwise. if I wasn´t able to dream or escape to dreamworlds by reading for example, I´d have offed myself years ago,...or at least I´m afraid that´s what would have happened...

Well, kinda both I think. I'm pretty good with basic math, but with the more complex stuff my head starts spinning really fast and then I get a headache out of frustration....but yeah, I still ******* hate math

It's not dumb, as it's not your fault I believe. But I still think you should see a psychiatrist sometime, it's helping me a lot

Meh - it nearly did cost me my Abitur, so there´s that.D
You´ll manage, either way, I think. What does Vera say?

I am, actually.

******* math man Friggin asshole wanker **** that is, I say
She says I should do what I want to do....same with my mom. Just don't know what my dad would say about it :/

So what does he say about it all?

pls no.

I just killed Schnabel

Why did you kill schnabel?

His Character.D

Either way, how´s life treating ya?

Did you **** his corpse afterwards?

Eeeeh, I'd say it's pretty eeeeh I guess. How about you?

Nah, didn´t even want to kill him.

Ehhhh sounds ****** .

****** , too - trying to find a place in Würzburg is harder then I thought.

Then what happened?

Well, life usually is pretty ****** so I guess that's normal?

Yeah, but right now that's the way it is in every university town. All students are looking for homes so there's a ******* of competition

D&D. When you throw a 1, everything you try goes as wrong as possible. Played a Berserker/Monk, wanted to attack, attacked Schnabel by mistake.

Eh, sadly yes. ******* life and all that.

Yeah, but it´s worse in Würzburg, imo. Bamberg was far easier. Even Munich is easier as far as I heard.

Ah yeah, the famous natural 1. Must be one helluva attack when it killed schnabel instantly

Indeed, although I just got new models in the mail so I'm happy now

But Munich is expensive as **** . Come to Duisburg, our Wohnungsmarkt is still very good Might change soon with all the refugees

Well, I didn´t play my rogue but my Berserker/Monk. Full Damage on hit 1 and another similar damage when I yanked it back out. around 50 Damage, in all. He was still alive after that, but lying direclty in front of our enemy.

Models?

Yeah. Andi has a ******* room there, completely empty and doesn´t use it.

Can´t study archeology there, tho

lol well **** happens. Poor dude, though

Yeah, stuff to build and paint. Very nice, do you know Luis Royo?

******* Bonzen

You're studying archeology? I thought about doing that, too, but in the end decided against it

Yah. He´s kinda pissed.

Not really, no - what does he do? Is that another tabletop-thingie?

Jup - would have had a highter NC than I had, but I managed to qualify myself during the tests. Archeology and Museology - which has a far bettr jobchance because not many universities enable it and still many museums are looking for people, so there´s that.

Well, it's not your fault. The natural 1 strikes from the shadows

He's a spanish painter who makes these pictures you'll sometimes see as posters imgur.com/gallery/a9bpX
He works together with a spanish model company who sells some of his characters as resin models you can build and paint. And since Vera and I are somewhat fans of his works we bought a few

Well I hope it's all that you expected and more. Sounds awesome

Ah, those things. Nothing for me, I guess
Really? Neat. Sounds like a ******** of work, tho.

I hope so, yeah thanks.

Yeah it is, but I enjoy it and I'm in no rush, so no problem Might have to get a little more experience, tho

At least sounds like a fitting job for ya, so it'll probably be fine

Well, okay, then - I´d just drop it after 5 minutes annoyed by details and all that.D
Experience comes as you work.

Yeah, it´ll be neat, I think - already worked at the Veste Coburg for a while to see if I like it. Dood. it was so ******* cool. I was allowed to see pretty much everything, even the heavily locked-up stuff. From Pictures and coins to the giant weapons collection.

Yeah I'm already noticing I'm way better than when I started two years ago, but these babies need to be special. We pretty much just bought them already because they had an offer where all their stuff was 50% off for a few days

Damn man, I'm mad jealous I always wanted to see the locked up stuff from the Veste

You´re doing this so long already? Damn.

It´s awesome. Seriously, man There´s only like ...dunno, 5% of everything they have in the open parts.

Yeah, well it's cool and fun, so why not?

Yeah but I can understand them. Coburg is one of the biggest still remaining castles, with probably a very extensive collections of things. And well, the public is stupid. Stuff would probably get destroyed all the time, not to mention the trash all the idiots leave all the time....

I was just surptised.

Sure, but damn - I was still surprised. I knew there would be much, just not HOW much Especially architecture-wise, the castle is goddamn gigantic, especially the parts underneath the hill

Damn, I don't think I could have lived down there. Kinda claustrophobic

That´s actually horryfying.

...nah

It´s - in my experience - full of elitist ******** , Intolerance, neonationalism and party-tourists.

Don´t get me wrong - I like metal. At least listening to it. But I stopped going to festivals (I still go to concerts, from time to time, but I come in 5 minutes before the band starts and drive away as soon as it´s over because I can´t stand the crowd) - but the german metal scene is so goddamn disgusting.

You´ll get **** for not wearing the right "uniform" I´ve been close to getting in a fistfight because some guys wanted to start **** with me because "hipster-faggots like me should leave Black Metal alone when I visited a concert right after University, wearing skinny-jeans, sneakers and a button-up shirt.

You´ll get **** for liking other genres, too, because "only metal is true"

You´ll get **** for the dumbest **** . Showering at festivals. Going to parties where not exclusively metal is played. etc, etc, etc.

Hell, the last "real" BM-concert I went to was stopped by the police in full force because those assholes had to start a fight with people from a disco next door.

I could probably tell you more - and speak more coherently - but I´m completely and disgustingly hungover right now.

I might come back when I feel better.

Is it really that bad? I've went to quite a few concerts and two or three festivals, everyone seemed really nice there. Nobody really gave a **** about what anyone was wearing.

Or is it mainly the black metal scene? I like black metal, but might avoid concerts if that's the case

Also basically nearly no hot chicks and mostly ugly guys. Rare to find an uglier scene then metal.

It seems that our experiences differ a lot.. seen plenty hot chicks and next to no attention whores on concerts/festivals. Everyone was either friendly or didn't start **** .. (accidentally burned a tiny holes in a guys shirt with a cigarette because someone pushed me, thought I was done for. Nope. ****** just takes it away from me and drops it. Guess I deserved it.)

I'm also trying my best to be friendly to people, so yeah.

Mostly the BM-Scene. The rest of the scene is annoying in a different way. Festival-tourists. Attention-Whores. People who only know Sabaton. People hating on you if you don´t listen to metal only.

I had friends who were part of the "German metal scene" I guess you could say and everything you've just described is so extremely accurate to them. I'm laughing my fat ass off at how ridiculous this is! lord

Nah, sry, I´m not a gay.

It's not gay unless the balls touch.

It´s gay enough, tho!

You just gotta say no homo dawg, don't be like that!

I believe that you only have one "No homo" card in your whole life.

And I haven't used it yet

Let´s stray from this subject, please.

oi?

Remember me mate?

I DO remember your name, I´m just not 100% sure where from, to be honest.

It's been a long friggin time ago.

What exactly, enlighten me - it takes a push, but I mostly remember people when they push me a bit.

*pushes you*

...dude.

What? You told me to push you. And you fell. You should get up.

Tom's the name. Facebook?

Ah, now - you had a different name back then, did ya? Something with Haunter or so?

Yep. This one's my very first account.

I'm just using it for the dank blue name.

Now I remember, just couldn´t bring it into context with the other name

Chill out, little dude.

I am very chill

And who you calling little?!

You I guess.D

Naah, sorry.

I'ma fukkn put you in the ground swer on me momma p8

>implying you can

u wanna fuggn go

Where to? :^)

You wanna make out?

Thanks, man!

If I saw something like this irl I would punch it in the face and then **** myself.

...is that his real ******* voice? if so, I do understand now why he´s always so pissed. Sounds like Popeye the Sailor trying to force a **** .

Also he's not really always pissed, he just get's angry when ******* adults act like they know **** about running a restaurant. And I think the american version of his show has a lot of artificial drama added. The UK version is much better

It's his real voice yeah, but the part where he talks is slowed down quite a bit....

In all honesty, I´ve never even see the show I only see the picutes on here.

They are from the american version ^^ The "muh freduums" people sure like their TV drama....

Americans are weird, man.

Hell, people are weird, actualy.

Tru man...tru....

Except me, I'm totally not weird at all

You´re the weirdest, tho.

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Just kidding.

Dude, I know people like Josh. You´d have to be seriously messed up to be the weirdest.

Maybe you just don't know my deepest recesses

I wired your house, I promise you, I know your every move.

Das creepy, yo

Do I look like I care?

No, you look like a bitch

The Dubstep-Version is better

and yeah, it got silent, I kinda don´t spend as much time on FJ anymore, as I did. Well, right now I do becase I´m in Paris and there´s nothing else to du until weekend.D

Ur mums better

But yeah, I don't really either, just when I'm really bored or have nothing better to do...it got kinda bland and with all the *********** the comment section isn't that great anymore either

I do NOT want to discuss that.

Yeh, that´s it. I mean, I still come here, probably will keep doing so, but it´s just not...dunno, not that great anymore, I guess.

Well just ask her

Damn man, we've become oldfags

...noooop.

Oh **** . OH **** . Seriously. And I didn´t even realize:I

We should get some rocking chairs and sit in our porch, resting our oldfag bones...

A rocking chair will honetly be one of the first things I´ll buy when I re-move out on my own

I can't get one, what if a little furry paw or tail would get under it?

That...that actually is a valiant question. Damn.

Always gotta watch out for those little furry bastards. I'd imagine the rocking chair would completely crush the bone....

Yeah, makes sense....eh, damn. Well, I guess I wouldn´t be allowed to take Cola with me, either way:I

You´re not that evil, you wouldn´t tell me mum.

Don't ******* test me

si auwl

Josh put toothpastes on his nipples using a lasesword because of this guy. I don´t know what to thnk bout it.

Normal behaviour for Josh I'd say

I´m afraid that´s not totally wrong.