No problem.D wanted to get rid of them fast before I restart collecting

Who...who are you?

You can call me waddy

Who are you?

You can call me ljxjlos. What brought you to my profile?

Boredom, though I might bug some people for a bit.

How are you today?

Ah, okay. Fine. Bored as fuck and a bit ill. Regretting that I ever started visiting /fa/. Skipping University, but going to a party with everybody from uni today, even proffs. Dunno. How are ya?

Party sounds fun :3

I'm alright

Not really, at least this one won´t be too funny. But well, at least it´s a party.

Alright isn´t too much, why aren´t you great?

Bleh just bored lol

I knew it, nobody disliked Code Geass. Yeah, sure, what Anime have you been watching so far and what Genres do you like? I won´t be able to give you too many anime, though, I´m more into manga, cause I sadly can´t torrent....

I can't remember them all... Some of them in no specific order:
Death Note, To Love-Ru, FMA, Accel World, SAO, Btoom!, Ladies Vs. Butlers, Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai, Shingeki no Kyojin, Magi, Fairy Tail :)

Seen some seasons of naruto&bleach too but it didn't really stick... Open for all genres :)

Well, One Piece is pretty important to, but I´d suggest to read the manga, it´s better.

Other than that:
Full Metal Panic (+ Season 2 + Fumoffu!), Mecha and comedy + romance, with a god-tier tsundere.
Chuunibyou, Darker than Black, Kataganatari, Rurouni Kenshin, Desert Punk, Mononoke, Samurai Champloo, Hellsing Ultimate, Trigun, Baccano!, Monster,Paranoia Agent, Elfenlied. I´d suggest to just read some info about those series and decide which one you watch next (as I´m to lazy to describe every single one of them, sorry for that, but I´m dead tired.D)

They´re all definitely worth the watch.

Wow, thanks for thinking about it

Wut?

I have no Idea, I was half asleep. Thanks for sharing.

I´m still trying to figure, what I was trying to say.

F(uck) O(ff) A(nd) D(ie). An Album by the norwegain Death/Thrash/Black/Crust/Heavy-Band:D + one of my favorite Quotes, even if it totally lacks deeper meaning. why?.D

Just curious. Darkthrone isn't too bad. I'm not a huge black metal fan, I'm more into experimental/symphonic, viking and death metal. Some black metal is cool. I think my favorite would be Old Man's Child.

I, too prefer the mixed kinds. Blackdeath, Blackthrash and such. And I prefer Darkthrones Non- Blackmetal Stuff...especially the Albums that are punky and crust-like.

I don't know if you'll be a fan, but try this out.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYsfIeGSnnI

Some french band that played a local concert with Arsonists Get All The Girls where I live. They're some weird mix of genres, but it's absolutely amazing. The CD is fantastic and just so good to listen to.

I can´t listen to it right now, my Earphones are lost in my Package and I can´t listen to music loudly, that "late". The Walls in my Appartement are way to thin...-.-
But I´ll keep it in mind and listen into it, tomorrow. What kind of music do they play? Never heard of them, neither of Arsonists get all the Girls:D

Arsonist is kind of a grindcore band. They're really full of energy and way they change the beat up a lot. Lots of keyboard and stuff. They played in my town a couple times and I hung out with them both times. It was exciting!

The other band, Hypno5e, is really weird. I can't even explain it. They have a trance feel to it, kind of. They're symphonic and metal, but some clean vocals and awesome riffs. I don't even know. You'll just have to listen.

Oh, okay, I´m not too much of a Grindcore-Fan:D

But I love obscure Stuff like Hypno5e, if you can´t really tell what they play. Definitely going to give them a try!

For sure man. And let me know if you like them.

I´ll try to remember.D

Hey man, you ever listen to it?

Wow. That´s actually pretty good. I listened to "Acid Mist Tomorrow" for Starters. It sounds a bit post-rockish, the Vocals remind me a bit of Heaven shall Burn. Pretty cool Stuff, seems like I gotta look further into it, thanks:D Any extremely recommendable Songs that stand out?

I usually just listen to the CD on shuffle. The whole thing is pretty awesome.

Oh fuuu. No. Completely forgot it:D But I´ll try it out, right now, wait some minutes.D

Eh. Enslavedyouth? Maybe?

Correct.

`Cause I´m a goddamn Genius!

That, or I told you before and forgot about it. Curse my bad memory.

Nuuh, I´m a genius:D

Why do you have a second account?

The other one got banned, now unbanned. But now it is back at zero and I really don't wanna go through that goddamn annoying procedure of thumbwhoring to have a normal account again.

Thumbs change something with your account?oO

Create a new account and find out.

Naaah, finnally started to raise in ranks lately (from 2000-something last month to 500), I don´t want to start anew.D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZFbWC8uGgg



i leave you with this.. i dont know if you've seen it before. maybe you have.
it kills the cuteness effect

I´m never gping to watch this again:D Fucking Bullshit.

Yes, I know, the Kendo-Girl-Gif is the absolute Overkill:D

your kendo girl gif still takes the #1 spot.. hah

last one.. my 2nd fav

Goddamnit. Thanks:D

3 more..

i had waaaaay better ones than these.. but i cant find them anymore

God-fucking-damnit. To much cute. way to much cute

this is just my all time fav for some reason.. when they cheer its like so stupid to a point where its just plain awesome

I have no fucking Idea what´s going on...oO
But I like like the Girl goes "hehehe" and then freaks out.

ikr.. its like.. wtf are cheering about? candy?? drugs?? lol

Alter, ich bin erst vor ner halben Stunde heimgekommen:D

verdammt, jetzt bist du echt ins Bett.... ಠ_ಠ

Nö. Jetzt aber:D

Nuuuh, don´t start it. I made the Mistake once, when I was ill and had nothing better to do, I couldn´t stop for WEEKS:D gave all my Stuff away later, so I could finally stop:D

do you have skype?

And no, not really:/ Had it once, but never used it, cause all my Friends use it for gaming and I really, really hate all the talk about gaming, all the time, so I just use Facebook.Dwhy?

well i dont talk about gamming.

At least someone who doesn´t:D

i mainly just use skype as a meating ground for my team, Team Hatchet. we do LPs of indie games and fan commentaries of old shows, but yeah, im going on there just to chat recently.

killer_monkey64
it should bring you to a picture of Navi.

What? Is that Skype? I don´t have Skype. How do I get Skype?:D

you were just talking about it.

yeah, i had it, 3-4 Years ago:D but a Friend played it onto my Laptop. i guess, it´ssafe to download it?

yes. it comes with its own browser

Meeh, maybe I´ll download it later, I won´t use it often, either way, cause the Micro in my Laptop is Shit and I can´t afford a good one...

Either way...how are you?

becoming a real victome to those adds that make alot of noice. half of the time i cant even watch youtube. its so bad on this computer.

Was the same with me, but I had a Friend install an Addblocker, since then, it´s been pretty quiet.

oooooh

This is by NO means an appropriate Costume:D I nee something good, I always have good and remember-able costumes, but this time, I just got to know to late that carnival is that soon...

Okie,do you have glycerine, jello, and water?

Only Water.D I´m a poor-ass Fucker:D

http://www .youtube. com /watch?v=e6OUy2QhPps

That´s pretty fucking rad, but I´m way to untalented for it.D Well, doesn´t matter, I´ll find something"

I was too! But I managed to do it! :D

Maybe I´ll find someone who could do it for me. But in the End, I would probably end up punching a mirror when I see myself why drunk:D

huehue

Good luck. :3

Thanks!

Fine, I´m sleep-deprivived and nearly dead because of Exams, but I succeeded in breaking up with my Girlfriend and am now looking forward to a Weekend full of Party, so it´s k. How are you?

Real cool, but hey, I know you can make it! *pokes chest* Hope you like the message! :D

Took me long enough:D
Well, Exams aren´t that hard, it´s only the Stress that annoys me.
Allready sent a reply

Think of your happy place! *pats head* Hopefully you'll get some butt at the party! :3

My happy Place?oO
Oh, I don´t think that that will be a Problem:d

Yeh, I guess like the land of tight vaginas? Good, I wish I got tail fast and no problem-o like you. ._.

Nope, more like the Land of Sluts without decency. I normally never go to those Parties, but as my Ex didn´t let me have sex...well...one time won´t be bad...I hope...

What do you mean by "tail fast and no problem-o"? I don´t know that figure of speech, sorry... but I think you´re wrong, if you mean, what I think, that you mean. If you know what I mean...

Hah, more like, I wish I can get the boys fast like you get the ladies. :3

I can´t. I can´t even speak to woman normally. But somehow I develop an Ability to flirt when I drink. I don´t even know how, but I manage to find numerous Girls to have fun with when partying, but I can´t even find one Girl suited for a real relationship, and the Girls I manage to have fun with are lookers, but mostly not the nicest kind of persons, sadly. It´s a totally useless ability.

Oh...*pats back* You'll find one. Always reach for the quiet ones, they might not work along. But trust me on this one dude. LOOK FOR THE QUIET ONES, They're more kinkier and love-able.

I liked it alright.D Was any of this from yourself?

The shower was running when you woke up. The advil and water was gone. You stripped and snuck in behind him in the shower. “Oh god (y/n) I’m so fucking sorry I didn’t mean to, Danny just kept pushing alcohol down my throat and he has such big hands I couldn…” You responded with a kiss your hand slowly going toward his cock. “You owe me.” He smiled and kissed you back. His mouth tasted like soap but you didn’t mind. His fingers slid down to your clit and you bit into his neck.

James pushed you up against the wall as he split open your legs. His tongue went straight to your clit and he nipped and sucked as your fingers tangled in his hair. “I love the way you taste. Fuck” He slurped all of you up before standing back up and slamming into you hot and fast. “J-J-James oh God,” his arms were wrapped around you holding you tight. Your heartbeat was in your ears you could feel yourself getting close but you waited for James. He slammed in and out of you with fervid pent up passion you hadn’t felt in a long time. “You’re so fucking tight.” He whispered before exploding into you, you came soon after. He turned off the hot water and he toweled you off. Wet and shaky you pulled him in for another kiss, you felt his erection grow on your thigh. You smiled and pulled him towards the bed.

Not bad:D You´re pretty good at writing Stuff like that, other then me:D

huehue wank it off boi

I didn´t even plan to:D

You best have at least gottten a semi. >.>

Exactly why I said, I didn´t PLAN to:D

oh, OHHH *perverted winky faic*

That Gif again, my fetish-sense is tingling. you forgot a "le"

hey hey are you wanking? (sorry to keep it soo awkward) ._.

Nope, I´m still chatting. And no Problem, I´m always awkward,you can do no damage:D

hueuhe

I thought it was kinda impolite to fap while writing with you:D ....are you?

nuh, although I am in "the mood"

Now it´s my time to hue...: "hue"

huehue

well, this has somehow become pretty awkward, hasn´t it...oOSorry for that

Nuh not really! :3 But I has to leave for I am going to a restaurant! Bai! *smoochies*

I always forget the Time-Difference.D
Bye, enjoy your meal!

here...

Aww Shit, I forgot you´re female. Sorry. I´m really an Idiot by the Time, my brain works only at 30% lately, as I´m ill and haven´t slept more than 2 hours a night in the last weeks...sorry and again, sorry:D

It is okie! *pets your crotch* huehuehue

That makes the whole Conversation a whole lotta less creepy in the aftermath:D

I didn't know...* pinches your nipples*

Aaand the creepy is back...no, not really

I would start roleplaying with you, but y'know. I go dirty
O_e

I never, ever tried roleplaying, so I guess, I wouldn´t be amusing, at all:D

What does dirty mean to you?

dirty, like boner over text dirty. ._.

Dunno, he told me he was bored...

I'm bored. :3

Same here, I nearly die from Boredom. I wish my Exams were already over...

I just got out of the hospital ( appointment for broken knuckle), and my buddy that usually skypes with me is asleep. *sad faic* I am bored.

Broken Knuckle? I never broke my Knuckle. And that´s a wonder, I have broken nearly everything.

I don´t even have skype, all my Friends usually use Teamspeak and only speak about videogames when they´re on...-.-

don´t tease me with pugs and porn!

huehue.... *touches your nose* you don't have a skaip. >:3

I have nearly nothing on my Computer, I tend to prefer reallife.D

oh, o-okie...JUST MAKE FUN OF ME AND MY NON-REALISTIC LIFE ON HE INTERNET!!! D:

Lately it´s been the same for me, too. Sadly

Wai? *pets your head*

Cause a) No Friends on University, b) my Friends live in my old Place, where I´m at the weekend c) partying isn´t half fun when you still have to drop your girlfriend before you can have fun again.

Oh... You can make it through.. here have some bewbs. ( . Y . )hueuhe

I can´t stay Pugs, but the Cat makes up for it!

Yeah, I sure can, I just have to get my shit together and dump her.D

well, so how is your life going?

Pugs are the second coolest dogs (Bostons are the first), about your girlfriend. Give her the best sex evah! (preferably make her squirt), then dump her. And it is pretty boring. Just laziness, school, homework, internet, sleep, the cycle goes on and on.

I haven´t had sex with her, it´s too long to explain. We don´t even see each other any more, I just have to end it "officially":D

Oh, just do it! Like right nao. Saves up time. And in the cycle add running. I like running alone.

Add running?oO
Can´t do right now, it´s in the middle of the night:D

I just can´t take Black Metallers serious, as much as I love the music...

Nuh to my cycle of life, I added running. and I don't listen to metal. I listen to indie music. Please don't judge.

So, how is running a part of a circle of life? I have the dumb right now.D

I listen to everything. BM as well as Indie:D

I run, like physically. But I like to do it alone since my family members will make fun of my butt jiggling (it is firm). What's your favorite indie? Mine is the usuall, Mumford & Sons

THE HORROR!

How do I deserve this?

I dunno. Kisses to make it better, especially from this guy
<---

That´s actually way more terrifying than your first Gif. Makes me feel violated.

It should *perverted winky faic*

Oh, c´mon, I´m bad enough right now:D

Also, I have nearly no Gifs cause I´m not on my regular Laptop, so I can´t support this conversation

*breathes heavily* It's okay *gets closer*

Well, with that Face and my current state of sexual Interaction, I can´t say that I would say no.

Boy, oh boy. Is she attractive. *rubs your back softly while licking your earlobe* BBY U WUNT SUM FUC?

You are a weird and twisted Person. Weird and twisted. Naah, I have to drop my Girlfriend first.

oh yes bby

Being my nosy self, wai is your girly friend weird and twisted? / *twerks on your leg* bby u is smexy

I meant, you are weird and twisted. My Girlfriend is only annoying.

Either way, I´m going to sleep now, it´s half past 4 in the morning, and I have University-readings at 8

Not like I already decided to skip them.

G´night, talk to you later/tomorrow/Whenever;)

Okie *stick tongue out*

Well, that didn´t work as I wanted...

bralgh! :3

No Problem, I think it´ll end in a good way and after that I´m free once again, so I have nothing to be sad about, at least what this matter is concerned.D
Still thanks for the concern:D

Oh good :)
I'm not really enjoying being single :/

Why not? Being single isn´t half bad, the only thing I hate when I´m single is having to sleep alone. And I still had to do this with my current Girlfriend, so I won´t loose anything.D
What´s your Problem with being single?

I've been single for over a year, and I liked having to share a bed (but I had to dump my boyfriend) and no one's even looked at me
But I thought it was because of my taste and how I'm not really girly I don't know :/

What do you mean by "your taste" and "not being girly"?

Yup, I liked that too, it wasn´t even the Sex (I know how gay that sounds), but sleeping alone just isn´t as nice as sharing a Bed...but well, one can´t have anything, I guess

I like Star Wars and Lord Of The Rings and Sherlock Holmes and stuff, but no other girls around here seem to be like that :/

(I know what you mean, just having someone in the bed is nice (until they take advantage that is))

I always thought Girls who like this kind of Stuff are way more interesting, at least you won´t have a problem figuring out what to talk to them about.D
Sadly most of my Girlfriends didn´t have the same interests as me, I now finally realized that I have to search for a Girlfriend that shares my interests...

I don´t know, if you are as far as to sleep in one bed with a person, you should already have figured out if he/she is the type to take advantage of the situation, don´t you? or is that only me?:D sorry, if so

Oh do you think? :D
I guess we're kinda hard to find

I thought he'd be ok and stop when I told him but I guess not

Yeah, I can´t make up things to talk about, so I need someone with the same interests, otherwise the realtinship will only be made of awkward silence.D

Oh, that doesn´t sound good. what happened?

That's true! All I want is someone who will watch movies in bed and eat pizza
That's all

Ah well, we were in bed and I was about to go to sleep when he kept touching me and stuff and he was wanting to have sex with me and I said "no I don't want to" but he basically didn't take no for an answer (sorry for telling you this)

Wish there where more Girls with needs like this in Germany.D

So, he basically raped you?oO
I hate guys like this. I mean, I´m pretty much an Asshole in most kinds of situations, myself, but if I hate one kind of guy, it´s those who take advantage of Girls. I even got as far as being seriously roughed up ( I was nearly transported to the hospital) by 6 Guys, cause I thought it was a good Idea to kick a Dude in the Face because he tried to kiss a Girl outside of the club even though she was seriously trying to fight him off....those people piss me off that much.

You go out and find them :D
It seems there are loads on the internet but we just get thumbed down by guys like 'stop being an attention whore' or whatever -.-

Yeah basically, I hated it, that's when I dumped him
Good for you! Sorry that you got beaten up but at least you stood up for her <3

Well, first I´ll have to dump my Girlfriend, then I might try to. But I can´t really talk to Girls good in real live, I mean, I can "get" Girls, easily, when I´m drunk, I seem to be very charming, even though I´m one ugly helluva bitch, but that only leads to One Night Stands and Stuff, I fucked up with every Girl I was seriously interested in:/

At least something.
I didn´t even know her. And I seriously didn´t spent a thought on loosing, fighting is one of the very, very few things I´m good at, though 6 guys probably where to much. Still, because of that it really didn´t take much, to stand up. But to be fair, she was drunk herself and I´m not even sure if she didn´t bring that upon herself. In the End it probably was just Idiocy by myself.

But enough of the depressing matters.DHow are you right now?

Oh :( I'm sure you'll do fine :) and I hope you find a nice girl

I still think you did the right thing, man

I'm fine thank you! You?

I hope so too. Right now I don´t have much hope, the only Girl I was really interested in got a Boyfriend after I fucked up my chance with her.

I don´t know, but it´s over, so who cares.D

Fine too, only tired as hell, but I just can´t stop watching Code Geass right now, so I´m afraid, I´ll stay up even though I need sleep:D

Oh :(

Get some sleep, man!

But I can´t stop watching, It´s so good.D

Also, I have tomorrow and the day after to sleep as University only starts at Wednesday!

What are you studying? :)

English and Psychology.

dude thats awesome