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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:5/24/2011
Last Login:1/09/2012
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Rather new, my bf showed me the site some time ago, liked it and finally decided to register. Feels good man...

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#495 - Comment deleted 06/08/2011 on FreezE -3
#109 - The winner gets a pair of fake boobs, but I'm not even close t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2011 on lixie's profile 0
#110 - Nelipot (06/07/2011) [-]
I want fake boobs...
#107 - Well, a repost and a fail post it seems. If you can vote me in…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2011 on lixie's profile 0
#108 - Nelipot (06/07/2011) [-]
Voted, what's that for?
User avatar #109 - lixie (06/07/2011) [-]
The winner gets a pair of fake boobs, but I'm not even close to winning
#110 - Nelipot (06/07/2011) [-]
I want fake boobs...
#105 - Please vote for me on this link, it's a daily vote. Thank you!… 06/07/2011 on lixie's profile 0
#103 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2011 on lixie's profile 0
#104 - toothlessthedragon (06/07/2011) [-]
#101 - tl;dr I know... Well, at least I tried  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2011 on lixie's profile 0
#102 - toothlessthedragon (06/07/2011) [-]
#103 - lixie (06/07/2011) [-]
#104 - toothlessthedragon (06/07/2011) [-]
#99 - Nu-mi trebuie, dar nici n-ar strica :) Nu stiu de ce ma faci c… 06/07/2011 on lixie's profile 0
#227 - Haha, good one 06/07/2011 on Lye +1
#50 - Is that Cuba Godding Jr.? If so, what movie is that? Cause it … 06/06/2011 on I hate when this happens -1
#60 - Maybe some of you didn't get this, so let's settle this cause …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2011 on Lye +5
#210 - sandspur (06/06/2011) [-]
Did anyone else try to scroll using the bars in the picture, or am I just a dumbass?
#227 - lixie (06/07/2011) [-]
Haha, good one
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#113 - toxicnachos (06/13/2011) [-]
well if it makes u feel any beter i voted for u on the fake boobs competition
well if it makes u feel any beter i voted for u on the fake boobs competition
#106 - Nelipot (06/07/2011) [-]
**Nelipot rolls 12**
Why'd you delete your new posts? What were they?
User avatar #107 to #118 - lixie (06/07/2011) [-]
Well, a repost and a fail post it seems. If you can vote me in the link below this post would be much apreciated. Thanks!
#108 to #119 - Nelipot (06/07/2011) [-]
Voted, what's that for?
Voted, what's that for?
User avatar #109 to #120 - lixie (06/07/2011) [-]
The winner gets a pair of fake boobs, but I'm not even close to winning
#110 to #121 - Nelipot (06/07/2011) [-]
I want fake boobs...
#105 - lixie (06/07/2011) [-]
Please vote for me on this link, it's a daily vote. Thank you!
Please give a daily vote: You need to login to view this link
#101 to #112 - lixie (06/07/2011) [-]
tl;dr I know... Well, at least I tried
tl;dr I know... Well, at least I tried
#103 to #114 - lixie (06/07/2011) [-]
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#86 - pachelbel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#87 to #97 - lixie (06/02/2011) [-]
Quite fine, what are you up to?
Quite fine, what are you up to?
#88 to #98 - pachelbel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #89 to #99 - lixie (06/02/2011) [-]
From Romania, eastern Europe, and you? Also what kind of music do you create?
#90 to #100 - pachelbel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #91 to #101 - lixie (06/02/2011) [-]
I'm from Bucharest. Vorbesti destul de bine romana. Have you been here? Sau ai folosit un translator? ;p
#92 to #102 - pachelbel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #93 to #103 - lixie (06/03/2011) [-]
Well, I don't think so lol ;p. Viata e ca in Romania, grea. De-aia as vrea sa plec, probabil in Spania. Presupun ca si tu ai avut acelasi motiv. Where do you live there in Italy?
#94 to #104 - pachelbel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #95 to #105 - lixie (06/03/2011) [-]
Near Madrid, my uncle lives there for about 15 years. Nici sa nu te mai intorci in Romania, te sfatuiesc eu, asa e mai bine ;p
#96 to #106 - pachelbel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#97 to #107 - lixie (06/03/2011) [-]
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#80 - chicomole (05/30/2011) [-]
hello new friend
hello new friend
#81 to #91 - lixie (05/30/2011) [-]
Hey there, so do you like ponies? What a coincidence, me too :3
#82 to #92 - chicomole (05/30/2011) [-]
yup, sure do! wats your favorite pony, mine is pinkie pie :D
#83 to #93 - lixie (05/30/2011) [-]
Actually...
Actually...
#84 to #94 - lixie (05/30/2011) [-]
This is what they deserve
This is what they deserve
#85 to #95 - chicomole (05/30/2011) [-]
<- i love this pic, it goes so well with taht action hank gif
User avatar #68 - yournewdad (05/27/2011) [-]
Hey, thanks for add^^

and lixie totally sounds like a pornstar-name :3
User avatar #73 to #75 - lixie (05/27/2011) [-]
Haha, pornstar? No way! What is this? I don't even... know how to react to it.
User avatar #74 to #84 - yournewdad (05/27/2011) [-]
Im not sayin you're a pornstar sweetheart, but your name kinda sounds like one x)
User avatar #75 to #85 - lixie (05/27/2011) [-]
Well duh, but should that be some sort of compliment? -_-
User avatar #76 to #86 - yournewdad (05/27/2011) [-]
Dont know x) just the first thing that popped into my mind when i saw your username ;;
#60 - KevinHanian **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #61 to #67 - lixie (05/27/2011) [-]
Haha, that's a really good joke. Thanks for accepting. See you around ;p
#59 to #65 - lixie (05/27/2011) [-]
I love that movie ;p
I love that movie ;p
#55 - steezmachine (05/27/2011) [-]
hello... are you actually a girl..?
User avatar #56 to #61 - lixie (05/27/2011) [-]
No, I also have a PENIS.






lol jk ;p sup?
User avatar #69 to #62 - steezmachine (05/27/2011) [-]
i'm confused.... so you ARE a girl...?
i'm doing alright, you?
User avatar #72 to #78 - lixie (05/27/2011) [-]
I am a girl, but if you're into that kinky stuff, I can wear a strap-on ;p lol
#51 - carnivouroustoucan (05/27/2011) [-]
sup
sup
#52 to #56 - lixie (05/27/2011) [-]
Working, I see you're pretty busy too ;p
Working, I see you're pretty busy too ;p
#54 to #58 - lixie (05/27/2011) [-]
No you don't, not on my watch!
#42 - alexdawood (05/26/2011) [-]
hey there ..thanks for the add ... hope to get to know ya !
hey there ..thanks for the add ... hope to get to know ya !
User avatar #43 to #47 - lixie (05/26/2011) [-]
Hey, your men-women post was really clever lol
User avatar #44 to #48 - alexdawood (05/26/2011) [-]
hahah thanks :) is that u in the avatar ?the girl with the pink bikini?
User avatar #46 to #49 - lixie (05/26/2011) [-]
Yeah, it's actually a red polka dots bikini or however you spell it, but appears pink because it's a thumbnail. ;p
#48 to #51 - alexdawood (05/26/2011) [-]
your hot as hell !
#39 - lixie (05/26/2011) [-]
69 friends? Woohoo
User avatar #31 - LinSchutz (05/26/2011) [-]
Hey (:
User avatar #32 to #36 - lixie (05/26/2011) [-]
Ohai thar, you must live a hard life at that age. How's it hangin? lololo
User avatar #34 to #37 - LinSchutz (05/26/2011) [-]
Haha, oh you! ;)

I'm fine (: Chilling with my friends. You? (:
Where do you live?
#36 to #39 - lixie (05/26/2011) [-]
I'm from Romania (that's like in eastern Europe), but you've probably never heard of it. Dracula and vampires are so mainstream...
User avatar #40 to #41 - LinSchutz (05/26/2011) [-]
Haha, actually, it's not true (: I do know Romania. I'm going to Romania with my school in The Netherlands. (:

Which area in Romania?? I would love to meet someone, met on FJ <3
:D:D
User avatar #41 to #45 - lixie (05/26/2011) [-]
Bucharest actually ;p A school trip, that's really nice, makes me nostalgic
User avatar #45 to #46 - LinSchutz (05/26/2011) [-]
Haha, yeah, it's actually my last trip, cuz I go to college next year (:
My friends have to redo this year, so I'll lose 'em ):
User avatar #47 to #50 - lixie (05/26/2011) [-]
That's too bad, you should always keep your friends close, but your enemies even closer. Good luck!
User avatar #49 to #52 - LinSchutz (05/26/2011) [-]
thnx (:
User avatar #26 - nITE (05/26/2011) [-]
*sees you inside your house and knocks on the window* lixie.......lixie......*throws chair threw the window* LIXIE
User avatar #27 to #31 - lixie (05/26/2011) [-]
The chair hits you in the forehead, you lose counciousness and fall from the tree flat on the ground - FAINT
User avatar #28 to #32 - nITE (05/26/2011) [-]
*gets back up* Hey why is there a Window with a giant hole in it oh he Lixie some one busted some of your **** crazy people these days well cya
User avatar #29 to #33 - lixie (05/26/2011) [-]
*looks out the window* Oops, sorry about that, I hated that chair and was aiming at the trash dumpster to get rid of it. Why don't you come up for a tea or something ;p
User avatar #50 to #34 - nITE (05/26/2011) [-]
k *sits down and grabs a Cup of Tea* Master Lixie how are you
User avatar #65 to #55 - lixie (05/27/2011) [-]
Quite fine, thank you. How are thee? Hath thine bump from the fall draw back?
User avatar #71 to #72 - nITE (05/27/2011) [-]
I tho alright
#63 to #55 - malpractise (05/27/2011) [-]
directed by m. night shyamalan
#66 to #70 - lixie (05/27/2011) [-]
I know this is an old reaction pic, but I mirrored the 'S'. Does it look better?
#67 to #73 - malpractise (05/27/2011) [-]
its perfect ! much better then what I found lol!  
lets party !
its perfect ! much better then what I found lol!
lets party !
#70 to #74 - lixie (05/27/2011) [-]
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#23 - jhesketh (05/26/2011) [-]
Hello there!
Hello there!
#24 to #28 - lixie (05/26/2011) [-]
Ohai, thank you. 						****					! get out! quick, run for it!
Ohai, thank you. **** ! get out! quick, run for it!
#25 to #29 - jhesketh (05/26/2011) [-]
You're welcome, I was ju-
You're welcome, I was ju-
#20 - bobJML (05/25/2011) [-]
Welcome to Funnyjunk, and um yeah, The Game.
Welcome to Funnyjunk, and um yeah, The Game.
User avatar #21 to #25 - lixie (05/25/2011) [-]
Thanks, and you just lost it cause I'm playing the other game. lol joke's on you :D
#22 to #26 - bobJML (05/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #16 - malpractise (05/25/2011) [-]
made the comp ! full of snoopy goodness ! and ... you got DEEDS !!

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2155225/GR8+FUNNY+COMP/
User avatar #17 to #21 - lixie (05/25/2011) [-]
Haha, thanks :D I can imagine what was going on in the last pic :s kinda scarry
User avatar #19 to #22 - malpractise (05/25/2011) [-]
i found much much worse :-/

haha ruined my childhood !
#3 - malpractise (05/25/2011) [-]
Hi Lixie ! thanks for the invite :D  
I was surprised since I have posted anything cool in ages, lol.
Hi Lixie ! thanks for the invite :D
I was surprised since I have posted anything cool in ages, lol.
User avatar #4 to #3 - lixie (05/25/2011) [-]
Well, why haven't you? Snoopy reminded me of my childhood and I nostalgia'd lol
User avatar #5 to #4 - malpractise (05/25/2011) [-]
challenge accepted !
#6 to #5 - lixie (05/25/2011) [-]
That's the spirit, looking forward to see it. Send me a link, maybe dedz? lol ;p
User avatar #64 to #7 - malpractise (05/27/2011) [-]
everything turned out better then expected :D
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